Con Etiquette 101: Asking the Proper Questions.
July 11, 2009
Sasquatches! Welcome to our newest summer course: Con Etiquette 101, where we will be learning what IS and what is NOT acceptable Fan!Convention behaviour. Seeing as how Jensen and Jared insist on going to these stupid things, we’re gonna school y’all guys on how not to chagrin the fuck outta those boys when they show up in public together to tell you random lollarious untrue shit about themselves.
Today’s lesson will focus on asking the proper questions. It’s a well known fact that this fandom has a tendency to ask the boys some rather inappropriate questions at Cons. And well…it’s frowned upon, to say the least. In our opinion, the problem isn’t so much that the questions being asked are inappropriate, but rather…pointless. They’re generally questions to which nobody gives a fuck about the answer.
So! Today, we are going to supply you with a list of ACCEPTABLE inappropriate questions to ask Jensen and Jared at Vancouver Con next month. Feel free to pick and choose as you like…
Freestyle!Friday: Say WHAT, Now?
July 10, 2009
It’s Friday, bitches! Here, have some totally unreliable informashun:
“Hearing Wentworth Miller may be joining the SUPERNATURAL cast – but he’s got to lose 10 pounds to do it, according to my well placed source.”
source
O, RLY?
LOLOLOLOLOL. Oh, SPN. How DARE you call Wentworth a fatass? How very dare you?? And since Krip and co. have decided to ignore our demands to make CMM and Rosey, Lucifer and God, now I’m kinda hoping they cast this suave motherfucker as God…or another angel of the Lord. Cuz dammit, someone’s gotta keep Castiel’s ass in line…
And who better to do it than the original Manazon?
Dirty Secret: Vol. 3.0
June 28, 2009
Sasquatches! Take a seat. It’s about that time, y’all. When’s the last time we sat down at the round table of truthy truthiness?
Now, the last time we did this, seems as though you bishes had a lot on your minds. LOLOLOL. And well…seeing as how it’s been almost a year, we’re figuring your heads are prolly full of moar dirty secrets that you’re just DYING to let out. So. Let’s have it! Whatever you need to say, effing SAY IT. No holding back. And once again, secrets can be SPN-related or not, “Jensen&Jared” related or not. If you have eleven toes, let’s hear about it. If you’re addicted to pickles stuffed with fried rice, tell us. If you read copious amounts of J2 porn at work and have to run to the bathroom to ~relieve some tension~…please try to refrain from making an associated graphic in MS paint. Just sayin’. And NO ANONYMOUS SECRETS. This ain’t eljay, goddammit. Around here, we like to know who we’re pointing and laughing at.
Once again, I’ll start us off…GET SOME!
AJ’s Secrets:
SECRET:
Freestyle!Friday: Dance Like No One’s Watching!
June 26, 2009
O.O
The following selection has been Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki APPROVED for your guilty pleasure.
AWWWW, GET SOME!!
New school song? I think yes.
McLovin Monday: The 30 Year Old Virgin
June 22, 2009
And now for a Big Bang that has NOTHING to do with McLovin, but everything to do with Jensen and Jared being the most ridiculous people in the history of ever. Don’t worry. You’ll still get your daily dose of Sandyness. It wouldn’t be Monday, otherwise.
NOW! WHO’S IN NEED OF SOME THINSPIRATION??
Oh, Jensen…They’re just donuts, bb, not love.
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Chemistry 101: This Is the Story of Two Straight Men…
June 17, 2009
They’re straight, they SWEAR! Except for when…
Jensen moves into Jared’s house, and they start buttsexxing all over the place and making lots of loud tortoise-like noises and have to get rid of Gen. And they can’t really help it you guys, so Danneel’s gotta go, too! But Icky can stay…
This is their love story!!
…As told by each other and those around them.
Yesterday’s News, Today!: The Holy Fucking Shit Edition
June 15, 2009
Dear Man Pictured Below-
Why are you doing this to me?
Why?…Jerkpants.
Seriously, you guise. When the fuck did this become a “who has the most ridiculous face ever” competition?? And why the fuck is Jensen Ackles winning? As co-captain of Team Padalecki, my brain is very much confused by this fuckery. I can’t process this. I mean. Are you really supposed to get THAT much better-looking as you get older??
Cuz if so, then I’m clearly doing it wrong. Ugh, I hate him. *licks his stupid face and runs away*
Freestyle!Friday: Possessive Freaks are Possessive
June 12, 2009
Sasquatches! It’s Friday, yo! And well…Friday just isn’t Friday until Jensen’s ass is in the air. And so begins the Freestyle!Friday: Big Bang-a-thon. Oh yes. Start your weekend off… by getting off.
Clearly this place needs moar cock. Clearly.
Blind Item of The Week: In the Dog House?
June 8, 2009
Which prime-time TV star, turned silver screen action hero, is making his co-star move out of their shared bachelor pad because the co-star’s dog isn’t masculine enough? Apparently the TV stud has had enough of his costar’s dog hitting on his strapping, rugged canine. As it would seem, what the co-star’s dog lacks in masculinity, he doesn’t quite make up for with his ~bouncy personality~ as previously implied…
