World History 101: Apocalypse, Now….PLEASE.
May 21, 2011
Out of curiosity (and because I have a thing for Carry On My Wayward Son), I took it upon myself to turn on the season finale of SHOW last night, despite having no fucking clue what occurred throughout the rest of the season….
Yeah, that was a mistake.
Freestyle!Friday: When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong
February 25, 2011
Awww, shit y’all. It’s finally here! No, not the ~other~ J2′s wedding anniversary… Oh, no… it’s time for SHOW’s annual “Let’s Make Fun of Fandumb Day!” which happens to be my favorite day of the year. Too bad the same shit happens every season… I build up how I think the episode is gonna go in my head only for it to end up being lame as fuck. Still mildly entertaining…but lame. My problem with these episodes is that they tip-toe along the ledge of that fourth wall, but never quite go kamikaze. If you ask fandumb, they’ll tell you SHOW’s gone apeshit and they’re bulldozing that wall & telling normal people all our business, how dare they!
Yeah, no.
Once…just ONCE, I would love to see Ben Edlund just strap some Halloween fairy wings to his back and fucking jump. If you’re gonna mock, then do it right. Balls to the wall or go home.
Since I’m pretty sure this episode is gonna leave me just as unimpressed and underwhelmed as the Con episode (still wondering WTAF that was), let me tell you how this episode SHOULD go…
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Talent Show!
February 18, 2011
It’s a Free For All Friday, y’all!!
You’ll need a 6 pack, a giant body condom, and two asshats by the name of Jason Eckols and Jarrod Padalicki.
Con Etiquette: Requesting the Proper Songs
February 10, 2011
Previously in Con Etiquette, we thought we’d seen it all when Clif Kosterman was granted his very own Q&A panel. Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly get any more ridiculous, it looks like Creation Entertainment has decided to make fandumb look even more desperate and psycho than usual by hiking up the prices of tickets for Jensen’s and Jared’s appearances to the equivalent of their salaries…and actually watching us PAY for this shit!
We don’t look ridiculous at all.
So, anyway. In an effort to get us to spend even more of our money in this booming economy, they’ve decided to up the ante by watching us go batshit over tickets to see Jensen performing live with JManns in concert. The going rate these days? $1551.99. God, Jason probably thinks Christmas came early this year.
I bet Christina Aguilera’s never sold a single concert ticket for that price. Then again, I’m assuming Jason knows all the words to his songs.
Anyway, if 60+ people are gonna drop that kinda cash for this shit, then Goddammit, they should be able make song requests with a 100% guarantee or their money back, that Jason and Jensen will sing whatever they’re told to sing. For that kind of money, they should be proper fucking dancing monkeys.
For that kind of money, I should be allowed to sit on Jensen Ackles’ face.
Eye Candygram: Vol 2.4
January 14, 2011
It’s a motherfucking Free For All Friday, bitches!!!
So, it’s Ashalee’s birthday, and she’s almost at that age where I may have to replace her with a younger model. But, since she’s not quite out of her early 20s JUST yet (ok that’s a lie), let’s celebrate all the things that ~youth~ stands for…like nudity, debauchery, and teen idols.
Giving Thanks: The Power of LOVE…Or whatever.
November 25, 2010
As is traditional tradition around here, let’s all say what we’re thankful for.
We’ll go first!
We’re grateful that the look on her face is a clear indication that we can all expect a mini Jensen Ackles in about 9 months.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Jensen says, “YOU’RE WELCOME.”
World History: 3 Buckets of Crazy
October 31, 2010
So, we’ve officially survived the terrible twos. We’ve gotten the swing of toddlerdom, and now we’re a 3 year old problem child who doesn’t like to share, partakes in the occasional temper tantrum, and absolutely must put our hands in everything.
Whatever, at least we’re potty trained.
JenSIN!Sunday: This is an Obligatory Post
October 10, 2010
Apparently there’s a con going on. People are there. Things are happening. There should probably be a place to discuss.
Shall we commence?
It’s a goddamn free for all…
Eye Candygram: Vol 2.8
October 9, 2010
So class, you may or may not know this, but all of my favourite people in the world are 28. Jared Padalecki, Sophia Bush, Mark Salling, Adam Lambert, The Situation…
Today, October 9th 2010, AJ officially joins the list of ’28 year olds I like’.
I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.
Now it’s not just everyday you make it on to the ‘list of 28 year olds Ashley likes.’ Therefore this calls for something special.
This year, we’re joint gifting…
You know you want some.
The Road So Far: 6×01
September 30, 2010
I think we’ve pretty much run that last post into the ground. So, here have a new one to dickscuss this week’s shenanigans. Or whatever…
