Looks as though Professor M-Tizzle has been rather dreamy as of late, what with all the recent excitement surrounding Jensen’s impending super duper wedding spectacular. So with that…it’s time for another round of Dream Analysis.

The Danneel Ackles Edition, yo!

Wut? It’s common knowledge that Danneel likes to ~practice~ psychology in her underwear. What of it?!

O.O

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Where in the world is Jared Padalecki??

Answer: Pfft. Who fuckin’ knows…

So, while Big Daddy’s out being a srs bzns ninja all over Canaduh or Texass or LA or wherEVER with his not!girlfriend, surely doing srs bzns ninja things, here…

Have a belated Happy Thanksgiving wish courtesy of Big Sexy and Little Sis:

UNF!!

Extended weekend holiday sex? IMMINENT.

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ChiCon 2009 is SO on!!

shitstorm-flyer

Your forecast for Friday & Saturday:

MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A 75% CHANCE OF SCATTERED SHITSTORMS…

Sunday’s forecast:

OVERCAST WITH A 95% CHANCE OF SHIT GETTING REAL…

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Previously, in Con Etiquette 101, we covered the basics on requesting the proper poses for your photo ops.  And now, with Chicago Con and its impending over the top double engagements/double baby announcements and other strictly heterosexual shit on the horizon,  we should probably go ahead and cover one more aspect of Cons that have a tendency to go wrong, if the proper procedure is not followed.  And that, Sasquatches, is the autograph session. Oh yes.

Now. In the past, the boys and their ~handlers~ have been more than a bit touchy about just what the boys are allowed and/or willing to sign. First of all, there is NO personalizing…of anything…ever, at a con this size.  So don’t even ask. Secondly, in terms of pictures, they generally won’t sign anything that isn’t “OFFICIAL”… whatever the fuck that means.  And also, no body parts.  Well…unless you happen to be awesome, which most of us aren’t.  So forget that, too.  Having said that, every now and then, they’ll let the occasional unofficial picture slip through the line for the boys to sign, even if they do get squicked out signing it.  Unnerving for them, lulztastic for us.

So, with this post, we shall present you with a list of acceptable inappropriate photos to have autographed by the Js.  So long as you have a good ~reason~ for wanting the picture signed, shouldn’t be an issue.  Knock yourselves out…

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JDpix

She said yes, too!

ETA: NO, REALLY…SHE FUCKIN SAID YES!!!

DanneelHarris

Yes… ! about 6 hours ago from API

SEE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is amusing, and we are amused. *g*

PARTY IN THE COMMENTS, HORS!!

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The Road So Far: 5×07

November 5, 2009

This is a non!RXN post!!

Why?

Cuz I didn’t watch the farking episode.

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Blind Item: Exclusive!

November 2, 2009

Oooooh, snap. It’s about that time again, y’all. I know it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these.  But just so we’re clear, the dreams are still retarded as ever.  There’s a reason we tend to keep our crazy to ourselves. Well…usually. But this dream seems to be quite fitting for the time being.  So, we figured we’d go ahead and let y’all have at it.

Seeing as how I was on the couch in round 2, allowing Jensen Ackles to convince me that Corona Light can, in fact, run a small car, it now be’s Dr. M-Tizzle’s turn to show her crazy spill her soul. Let’s go!

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The Road So Far: 5×06

October 28, 2009

This is a motherfucking RXN post!

Late post is late.  I would apologize, but I don’t give a shit. LAWL, here…

Oh, SHOW.

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JaredNYC

Which TV hunk was spotted over the weekend showing PDA with his very own “best girl” in a crowded NYC park, only to miss his flight home and thus missing work, due to catching a Yankees game at the week’s end? Rumour has it he was spotted scarfing down an extra long hotdog at the ballpark. Perhaps he was “homesick”…

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