Psychology 101: Dream Analysis – Session 4
December 6, 2009
Looks as though Professor M-Tizzle has been rather dreamy as of late, what with all the recent excitement surrounding Jensen’s impending super duper wedding spectacular. So with that…it’s time for another round of Dream Analysis.
The Danneel Ackles Edition, yo!
Wut? It’s common knowledge that Danneel likes to ~practice~ psychology in her underwear. What of it?!
O.O
Tagged: Amber & Ashley are batshit crazy, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Danneel Harris, Danneel is my favourite, Hi. I'm Jensen. I'm Irish., Jared better watch his back, Jared can't top this, Jensen - stop telling all your business, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles has an enormous wang, Jensen is a possessive freak, Jensen/Danneel, Needs moar Danneel, The Future Mr. Harris
Yesterday’s News, Today!: Wanksgiving Redux ‘09
November 29, 2009
Where in the world is Jared Padalecki??
Answer: Pfft. Who fuckin’ knows…
So, while Big Daddy’s out being a srs bzns ninja all over Canaduh or Texass or LA or wherEVER with his not!girlfriend, surely doing srs bzns ninja things, here…
Have a belated Happy Thanksgiving wish courtesy of Big Sexy and Little Sis:
UNF!!
Extended weekend holiday sex? IMMINENT.
Tagged: All Jensen all the time, Danneel Ackles - Oh SH-!!, Danneel Harris, Danneel is my favourite, I don't kiss Jensen...in public, Jared better watch his back, Jared can't top this, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki: Sharing a closet since 2008, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen is a giver, Jensen is not amused, Jensen is ridiculous, Jensen needs a new refresh key, Jensen only puts out after you buy him dinner, Jensen/Danneel, LOLSTEVE, Needs moar Danneel, Property of Jared T Padalecki, Steve Carlson, Thanksgiving, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, Who roofied Jensen?, WTF is going on here?, WTF is Jared?, WTF is Sandy Lite?, WTF?
Shit Storm Watch ‘09: The ChiCon Edition!
November 13, 2009
ChiCon 2009 is SO on!!

Your forecast for Friday & Saturday:
MOSTLY CLOUDY WITH A 75% CHANCE OF SCATTERED SHITSTORMS…
Sunday’s forecast:
OVERCAST WITH A 95% CHANCE OF SHIT GETTING REAL…
Tagged: "jensen and jared", ALL JARED ALL THE TIME, Danneel Ackles - Oh SH-!!, Danneel Harris, Gayest gay to ever gay, Geneveev Cortaaayzaaay, Genevieve Cortese, GENEVIEVE PADALECKI - OH FU-!!, I think i caught the gay, It's all Jared's fault, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared has verbal diarrhea, Jared is a man magnet, Jared makes everybody hot by default, Jared Padalecki, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jen>>>>Gen, Jensen - quit frontin', Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki: Sharing a closet since 2006, Jensen Ackles has an enormous wang, Jensen Ackles: Toppiest top to ever top, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen is a giver, Jensen needs a new refresh key, My gay pwns your het, Needs moar Danneel, Property of Jared T Padalecki, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery
Con Etiquette 101: Obtaining the Proper Signatures
November 9, 2009
Previously, in Con Etiquette 101, we covered the basics on requesting the proper poses for your photo ops. And now, with Chicago Con and its impending over the top double engagements/double baby announcements and other strictly heterosexual shit on the horizon, we should probably go ahead and cover one more aspect of Cons that have a tendency to go wrong, if the proper procedure is not followed. And that, Sasquatches, is the autograph session. Oh yes.
Now. In the past, the boys and their ~handlers~ have been more than a bit touchy about just what the boys are allowed and/or willing to sign. First of all, there is NO personalizing…of anything…ever, at a con this size. So don’t even ask. Secondly, in terms of pictures, they generally won’t sign anything that isn’t “OFFICIAL”… whatever the fuck that means. And also, no body parts. Well…unless you happen to be awesome, which most of us aren’t. So forget that, too. Having said that, every now and then, they’ll let the occasional unofficial picture slip through the line for the boys to sign, even if they do get squicked out signing it. Unnerving for them, lulztastic for us.
So, with this post, we shall present you with a list of acceptable inappropriate photos to have autographed by the Js. So long as you have a good ~reason~ for wanting the picture signed, shouldn’t be an issue. Knock yourselves out…
Tagged: "jensen and jared", ...and that picture of Jared holding some hooker's hand., Amber & Ashley are batshit crazy, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Amber and Ashley are ridiculous, Danneel Ackles - Oh SH-!!, Danneel Harris, Danneel is my favourite, For that money i better be allowed to sit on Jared's face, GAY GAY GAY, Gayest gay to ever gay, Geneveev Cortaaayzaaay, Genevieve Cortese, Genevieve who?, Het is for pussies...and pussies are for het, Hi i'm Jared. I'm Polish., I am The Prophet Chuck!, I don't kiss Jensen...in public, It's all Jared's fault, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared can't top this, Jared has verbal diarrhea, Jared is a man magnet, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki causes extreme bowleg syndrome, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, Jen>>>>Gen, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki: Sharing a closet since 2006, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen Ackles-Padalecki, Jensen Ackles: Toppiest top to ever top, Jensen and Jared approve of this fuckery, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen and Jared couldn't have said it better, Jensen crip walks all over this bitch, Jensen gives better head than you, Jensen is a giver, Jensen is not amused, Jensen is ridiculous, Jensen needs a new refresh key, LET'S CONSULT THE GAYDAR GUN, My gay pwns your het, Needs moar Danneel, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody can resist Jared's butt, Property of Jared T Padalecki, Sandra McCoy, Sandy Pa-duh-leck-eee, SandyLite =/= Sandy, Sandyness, That het isn't fooling anybody, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, Who roofied Jensen?, Yo Jared - WRONG JEN!
Jensin Sunday: The exclusivity continues…
November 8, 2009
She said yes, too!
ETA: NO, REALLY…SHE FUCKIN SAID YES!!!
Yes… ! about 6 hours ago from API
SEE?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is amusing, and we are amused. *g*
PARTY IN THE COMMENTS, HORS!!
Tagged: Amber & Ashley are in the know, Blind Item, Danneel Harris, Jensen Ackles
The Road So Far: 5×07
November 5, 2009
Tagged: Bitch Please...I'm Sam Winchester!, Bobby Fucking Singer, Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester - angsting sexily since 2005, Dean Winchester is a kinky motherfucker, Dean Winchester...back from the dead, GAY GAY GAY, Gayest gay to ever gay, Grumpy Old Men!, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jim Beaver, Magically DELICIOUS!, Resistance against Dean Winchester is futile, S5, Sam Winchester, Sam Winchester is a BAMF, Sam...Dean...Sam&Dean..., Sam/Dean, SHOW, SPN, Wheelchair!Bobby
Psychology 101: Dream Analysis – Session 3
November 1, 2009
Oooooh, snap. It’s about that time again, y’all. I know it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these. But just so we’re clear, the dreams are still retarded as ever. There’s a reason we tend to keep our crazy to ourselves. Well…usually. But this dream seems to be quite fitting for the time being. So, we figured we’d go ahead and let y’all have at it.
Seeing as how I was on the couch in round 2, allowing Jensen Ackles to convince me that Corona Light can, in fact, run a small car, it now be’s Dr. M-Tizzle’s turn to show her crazy spill her soul. Let’s go!
Tagged: "jensen and jared", All Jensen all the time, Amber & Ashley are batshit crazy, Amber & Ashley are biased, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Amber & Ashley Got Talent, Amber and Ashley are ridiculous, Geneveev Cortaaayzaaay, Genevieve Cortese, Genevieve Cortese needs to GTFO, Genevieve who?, It's all Jared's fault, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki causes extreme bowleg syndrome, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jen>>>>Gen, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen Ackles has an enormous wang, Jensen Ackles: Toppiest top to ever top, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen and Jared couldn't have said it better, Jensen gives better head than you, Jensen has DSLs and he knows how to use them, Jensen is a possessive freak, Jensen is not amused, Jensen is ridiculous, My guilty pleasure - I ain't goin nowhere..., MY Jared voice is better than YOUR Jared voice, Needs moar Danneel, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody licks Jared Padalecki except Jensen Ackles, Property of Jared T Padalecki, Sandy Lite 2.0 -Y/Y?, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, Yo Jared - WRONG JEN!, Yo Jared! You said that without moving your mouth
The Road So Far: 5×06
October 28, 2009
This is a motherfucking RXN post!
Late post is late. I would apologize, but I don’t give a shit. LAWL, here…
Oh, SHOW.
Tagged: ...to the left, Bitch Please...I'm Sam Winchester!, Bye Colin!, DEAN WAS RIGHT ANGELS ARE DICKS, Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester hates pussy, Dean Winchester is a kinky motherfucker, Dean Winchester likes it when you smack him around, Gattlin Griffith, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jesse>>>>Sam+Dean...combined, Misha Collins, Misha Collins needs to GTFO, Oh look Sam is tied up...AGAIN., S5, Sam Winchester, Sam Winchester is a BAMF, Sam Winchester is a lying liar who lies, Sam Winchester owns my soul, Sam Winchester...Antichrist!Superstar, Sam...Dean...Sam&Dean..., Sam/Dean, SHOW, SPN
Blind Item of the Week: Third Strike?
October 27, 2009
Which TV hunk was spotted over the weekend showing PDA with his very own “best girl” in a crowded NYC park, only to miss his flight home and thus missing work, due to catching a Yankees game at the week’s end? Rumour has it he was spotted scarfing down an extra long hotdog at the ballpark. Perhaps he was “homesick”…
Tagged: ...and that picture of Jared holding some hooker's hand., ALL JARED ALL THE TIME, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Fuckery, Genevieve Cortese, Genevieve Cortese needs to GTFO, Genevieve who?, Hi i'm Jared. I'm Polish., It's all Jared's fault, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki is hardcore, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jen>>>>Gen, Jensen, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen crip walks all over this bitch, Jensen gives better head than you, Jensen is not amused, LOL beard, My gay pwns your het, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody licks Jared Padalecki except Jensen Ackles, NYC, Sighting!, Spotted!, WTF is going on here?, WTF is Jensen?, WTF is Sandy Lite?, Yo Jared - WRONG JEN!, Yo Jensen can you dogwatch tonight?





















