‘Tis the Season for Giving…Head

Tis the season for giving! And we here at The School of Jensen and Jared are all about spreading holiday cheer. So in keeping with the traditional “first Christmas gifts” (frankincense, gold, and myrrh), we offer the following gifts:

Have yourself a J2 Christmas!

Happy Holidays sasquatches!! We here at SHU are in a very festive mood, and have decided to hold a carol service. “Woooot”, i hear you say!!

Well, without further ado, I invite J2 to start us off…

Ahahahahahahahhaa *clap* Thank you boys. That was very speshul.

And now, we have a very unique song from a very promising anonymous young solo-ist, with a penchant for helium….

The Inner Musings of Hank and Boomhauer

Hey y’all! I hope you’re sittin’ down, cuz y’uns are in for a treat! We’ve just decided to offer a brand new course at the School of Jensen and Jared, scheduled to start up next semester: Philosophy! And we’ve even managed to score two hot-shit professors to teach the new course. Meet Boomhauer and Hank:

Now, the last time we caught up with the guys on the set of their hit TV show, they were heading back to Boomhauer’s trailer, while they waited for their next scene to be set up…

Dean-isms

Well! Since apparently y’all don’t like to take “real quizzes,” how ’bout a poll? Not that this is gonna be any easier. But good luck to ya. It’s time to pick a favorite, yet again. This time we wanna know…

Con-a-Thon ‘07!

We here at SquareHead University believe in supporting a good cause. Therefore, for the sake of helping those who are monetarily less fortunate, I’d like to present SHU’s first EVER…Con-a-thon! The concept of the Con-a-thon will be similar to that of the St. Jude’s Math-a-thon. Participating students will obtain sponsorships from family and friends to answer questions regarding the Chi-con of 2007. After students complete the following quiz, they will collect the pledges from their sponsors. All proceeds will benefit the “Send MT to Chicago for the SPN Convention in 2008″…fund. *looking around innocently*

The following quiz will be multiple choice. Every question answered correctly will be worth 10 US dollars. Every question answered incorrectly will be worth 2 US dollars. So please answer every question, and NO CHEATING (reading back)! Every dollar counts, Y’all…

Alright, kids! Answers are posted… now go learn something!