‘Tis the Season for Giving…Head

Tis the season for giving! And we here at The School of Jensen and Jared are all about spreading holiday cheer. So in keeping with the traditional “first Christmas gifts” (frankincense, gold, and myrrh), we offer the following gifts:

Nonsense:

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and while hangin’ on set,

Jensen and Jared were making a bet.

The directors and producers had all gone for the day,

While Jensen and Jared had decided to stay.

While in Jensen’s trailer, and watching TV,

The boys decorated their Christmas tree.

Car air fresheners, and real candy canes,

Popcorn garland, and paper planes.

Lit up so brightly, it shined from afar,

The only thing missing atop was the star.

As Jensen looked down at the star with a grin,

Jared thought of a bet he was sure he’d win.

He propositioned Jensen, and backed away with a smirk,

While Jensen rolled his eyes, and got back to work.

Jared stood coyly against the wall,

While Jensen stared up at the tree, so tall.

If he could only get the star to the peak,

Jared would be his personal slave for a week.

Looking up, and hoping not to fall,

Why couldn’t HE be freakishly tall.

He steeled himself, and reached for the tip,

And immediately felt himself begin to slip.

But before he could even feel himself fall,

Jared had him pinned against the wall.

As he felt the air catch in his lungs,

The shock was intensified by the meeting of tongues.

As he gave into Jared’s slow attack on his mouth,

He subconsiously moved his hands down south.

He tugged down the zipper and let out a groan,

Slid his hand inside, and felt Jared moan.

What was happening, he wasn’t quite sure,

But there was no denying what was about to occur.

Gnashing of teeth, and pressing of lips,

Wandering hands and grinding of hips.

As they slid to the floor to continue the fun,

Intertwining limbs, the two became one.

Late into the night, their game played on,

All thoughts of winning the bet long gone.

As they laid side by side, feeling awkward but right,

Jared slowly leaned over, and kissed Jensen goodnight.

(Comedic) Gold:

Christmas Cards for Jensen:

Christmas Cards for Jared:

and…

Fur:

Ok, so technically it’s not fur, it’s feathers…close enough.

And before you ask…yes this was just a lame excuse to post a nekkid picture of Sandy. So, sue me…

Happy Holidays, Y’all!