Ode To Shagband…

Being the observant students that you are, we’ll just go ahead and assume that y’all know that Jensen and Jared are secretly married. If they think that wearing those (wedding) bands on their right hands instead of their left is “throwing us off,” they need to try a bit harder. For serious. Although…there is ONE thing about their secret relationship that they’ve managed to keep very well hidden…up till now! It may have taken us a few months, but we’ve caught onto their kinky little secret… and we like it…

Jared Padalecki has sexual hands, but even kinkier, he wears a shag band…

A black ring of rubber that adorns his wrist, telling the world he’s after more than a fist.

To be exact, if you snap it you’ll get…Jared Padalecki making you wet.

For a black band means that you will tap, the person who made you go ahahahaha *snap*

But it’s not just Jared who’s in on the act. It seems he and Jensen have their own little pact.

So on the internet, I decided to pry, and discovered he wears a matching band on the sly.

The freckled one wears the same band of porn, and so the story of ‘Shagband-Gate’ was born.

Them wearing matching rubber is rather OBSCENE! It’s so obvious they’re both gettin’ some peen.

But just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, we found this pic that made us even wetter…

A white shagband is worn by Sandy McCoy, which makes me wish that I was a boy.

A threesome with J² and the booty shaking hapa, makes us gleeful, as we all know we’d tap her!

We’ve dubbed them McLovin, and they sure are FIT! But dammit Jensen, you have got to quit…

This skanky whore who’s pictured above, cuz that shiny hooker ain’t gettin’ no love!

Wearing all those bands, she’s clearly looking for a ride…
But Elta, you will always be DENIED!!!