Recess
February 28, 2008
Let’s see…what game shall we play today? Oh! I know! Let’s play “Who can look the most miserable while sitting next to one of the most gorgeous men on earth.” It’s my new favorite game, really…
M’kay…Let’s see…
Hmmm…nothin yet… Read the rest of this entry »
Jus in Jell-o
February 21, 2008
*SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT*
Check out the two newest spoiler clips for this week’s SPN below:
And not only do we have clips, MT and I, in all our McAwesomeness have managed to sneak a peek at the new episode. HA! Suck on that! So, for all you non-spoilerphobes, we’ll give ya a lil’ brief synopsis of tonight’s epi after the jump… check it:
The Inner Musings of Hank & Boomhauer: Sex Ed
February 20, 2008
Hola Sasquatches! It’s time for the lesson y’all have all been waitin’ for. That’s right! It’s time for sex ed! We shot the shit with Professor Boomhauer, and he learned us on the importance of makin’ good decisions when it comes to choosin’ the right partner. We asked him some pretty tough questions, and here’s the advice he had to offer…
Jensen says BOOB!
February 19, 2008
Australia is the country that just keeps giving isn’t it? It makes the pretty say boob! Ha, i’m such a child, but i find it hilarious!
GAWD! Could he be more pretty?? I wish he would sign me! *snort* Oh to be branded by Jensen…
In other news, that interviewer is such a dick! He should be shot. Does he not realise he’s in the presence of greatness?? I think AJ and I should be allowed to interview Mr Ackles. We’d be a lot more ‘enthusiastic’, not to mention, hands on! 
ETA: More of Jensen’s interviews in OZ.
Jensen holding kid’s clothes does stuff to me. That is all.
Oh and this camera man deserves an award. Hmmm, dya think we can palm off Elta as a prize?
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Photoshit
February 16, 2008
Hi, I’m Jensen Ackles, and welcome to Modeling for M-m-m-midgets, taught by yours truly. For our first lesson of the course, I’m gonna teach you how you, too, can become a world famous model and produce your own massive, steaming photoshit. It’s quite simple really… Just follow these 3 simple steps, and you’ll be on your way to “reeking” havoc on the industry in no time:
1. Be sure to wear your street clothes. Wardrobe?…who needs it. Just wear whatever you rolled out of bed in this morning. Who cares if it’s what you had on the night before? If you really wanna step up your game, just dress like Wentworth Miller, in numerous shades of brown… or perhaps full length, ball-choking, be-fucking-dazzled tighty whities… That oughta do the trick.
2. You MUST look constipated at all times. And every now and then, just to switch it up, you should probably think about what you want for lunch. That way when you’re being photographed, everyone’ll think you look pensive…very common trick in the industry.
3. And last, but not least, make sure your girlfriend, along with her loud-as-fuck yapping dog, is standing off to the side, so that she can dictate your every move… you know, lest you forget how to stand around and look pretty. This step will also aide in helping you get that constipated look that we’re goin’ for in number 2…*snicker*…I said number 2…
Now, whattya say, we put these simple rules to the test, and see what we come up with, eh?… Read the rest of this entry »
Jensen’s no longer going down…
February 15, 2008
Well, not in Oz anyway. I bet Jared’s still a lucky fcuker. And Danneel. Urgh.
Jensen flew back to the states yesterday. How delicious does he look? Why couldn’t he have looked like this at the photoshit hmm? HMMM??
Awwww, long ass flight on Valentine’s day. Stuck on an aircraft. With Elta. Happy Vday Jensen!! *snicker* I wonder if he’s met up with Jared yet?? What…just saying? I mean lovers are supposed to spend Vday together…
Pic source: HollywoodTreatment
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue…
February 15, 2008
We went down on Jensen…the fuck did you do?
Happy Belated Valentine’s Day everybody! It’s that special time of year, when you spend time with a loved one, maybe buy them a cheap box of chocolates. But mostly, its just an excuse to go get some, which we, personally, approve of, of course!
We were pleasantly suprised when Jensen Ackles decided to spend his Valentine’s Day with us here at SHU. So, without further ado, live via satellite, MT and AJ do Jensen. Check it!… Read the rest of this entry »
World Geography
February 12, 2008
Today in World Geography, we’ll be doing a tour of London, and taking a look at some of its finest landmarks! Course there’s Big Ben & The London Bridge…But there’s soooo much more to see! Let’s start the fabulous tour, shall we?
Jensen Goes Down…
February 12, 2008
…Down under, that is. Looks like Jensen and Elta have been spending their downtime in the land of Oz. And in typical Aussie fashion, they bring the goods. Have a look-see…
Ok, for serious. If anyone knows where one might find this “shrine,” feel free to share with the class. Cuz I’d pledge allegiance to “that ass” any day… It’s like an all new quest to find The Holy Grail. My guess is, it’s in his pants.
By the way, did you SEE his wingspan?! Holy Hell, he’s huge! Not Sasquatch-huge, but huge in his own right, dammit.
Jensen, I wanna be on you… I wanna be on you.
Here kiddies, have some promos and some fantastical outtakes.
I’ll be in my office obsessing over Jensen’s largeness, if anyone needs me…
ETA: We’ve now got 2 new radio interviews from Oz. Check it! Yeah right, he hasn’t fucked Jessica Simpson…have you SEEN the size of her mouth? Pffft.
ETA 2: Another short interview here, Awww, check him signing autographs. Too cute.
Genealogy: Meet the Padaleckis
February 5, 2008
So! It’s come to our attention that ever since Fangoria a couple of weeks back, people have been DYING to see pictures of Jared’s brother, Jeff. Well, you’re in luck, Sasquatches. Thanks to our fabulous super-sleuthing professor, M-Tizzle, we’ve managed to sweet talk our way into acquiring an image or two of the Jeffster for you nosey bitches. Seriously, you can thank us later…
