Genealogy: Meet the Padaleckis
February 5, 2008
So! It’s come to our attention that ever since Fangoria a couple of weeks back, people have been DYING to see pictures of Jared’s brother, Jeff. Well, you’re in luck, Sasquatches. Thanks to our fabulous super-sleuthing professor, M-Tizzle, we’ve managed to sweet talk our way into acquiring an image or two of the Jeffster for you nosey bitches. Seriously, you can thank us later…
Now! As you can see here, this first photo is of the brothers Padalecki. Let us do a side by side comparison, shall we:
As you can see, the fans who managed to sneak a peek at the ever elusive Jeff, were correct. He and Jared look very similar, indeed! They both possess the same fabulous Padalecki mop-top, the same big green eyes, the “to die for” dimples of love, similar noses, and the same toothless grin. How cute. The only obvious difference is that Jeff is about, oh…3 feet taller than Jared. Other than that, they’re damn near IDENTICAL! Pffft…I’D mount!
Next up we have a rare shot of the brothers and Jensen, giving us their best Blue Steel:
…or perhaps they were just having a Bitchface convention. I can’t really be sure. Either way, it’s nice to know that the ginormitrons let the midget hang out with them from time to time. *wondering if either one of them ever carries Jensen around on their shoulders when they all go to the mall* Hmm…
And finally, a shot we were sure we’d never see…Jared is clearly jealous of Jeff’s height. I mean look at that Bitchface. It’s AMAZING:
I think I’m in love with them… *dreamy sigh*
Anyhoo, there you have it. Now y’all can stop asking. For serious. I hope you’re satisfied. Don’t make me bring out the pictures of his parents, cuz I will!!! Next up in Genealogy 101, an introduction to the Ackles Clan, featuring Josh and Jensen Ackles. Be sure to bring your snorkel, cuz you may very well drown in drool… Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
P.S. For those of you who are moderately pissed, cuz you came into this class expecting to see actual photos, in our defense,let me just say… Yes, we ARE in possession of an actual Jeff Padalecki photo.
…and no, you may not see it… How much do you hate us now? 
February 5, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I love the effort that went into this post! Talk about class preparation! Pshh.
But seriously, can you tell who made more effort? Can you? Can you?
Oh, and whilst i sit here, looking at the RL picture, AJ forgot to mention that Jeff also has very OBSCENE hands…jealous much??
February 5, 2008 at 9:30 pm
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February 5, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Finally, at long last… a photo of JEFF!
Funny, I always pictured him to be at least 4 feet taller than Jared. But he’s definitely got a good 5 feet on Jensen
February 6, 2008 at 5:43 am
You mean there’s, like, TWO of them? So everything enormous comes in pairs or quartets?
I think I’m going to withdraw for a couple of minutes now… If I don’t return, come find me and bring the smelling salts.
February 6, 2008 at 7:30 am
Oh well, what can I say?!
I think I am looking forward for Josh and Jensen, eEHehehhe.
But what is it with the “J” names? Jared, Jensen, Jef and Josh…..jesus!
I like the green eyes though
February 6, 2008 at 2:59 pm
The “J names” goes along with mine-JUMA! So let’s have a “J-party-orgy” boys!
February 7, 2008 at 3:57 pm
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA WOW were they taken with a digital camera?? Lovin me sum Jeffrey right now!!
April 22, 2009 at 1:38 am
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