Photoshit
February 16, 2008
Hi, I’m Jensen Ackles, and welcome to Modeling for M-m-m-midgets, taught by yours truly. For our first lesson of the course, I’m gonna teach you how you, too, can become a world famous model and produce your own massive, steaming photoshit. It’s quite simple really… Just follow these 3 simple steps, and you’ll be on your way to “reeking” havoc on the industry in no time:
1. Be sure to wear your street clothes. Wardrobe?…who needs it. Just wear whatever you rolled out of bed in this morning. Who cares if it’s what you had on the night before? If you really wanna step up your game, just dress like Wentworth Miller, in numerous shades of brown… or perhaps full length, ball-choking, be-fucking-dazzled tighty whities… That oughta do the trick.
2. You MUST look constipated at all times. And every now and then, just to switch it up, you should probably think about what you want for lunch. That way when you’re being photographed, everyone’ll think you look pensive…very common trick in the industry. 
3. And last, but not least, make sure your girlfriend, along with her loud-as-fuck yapping dog, is standing off to the side, so that she can dictate your every move… you know, lest you forget how to stand around and look pretty. This step will also aide in helping you get that constipated look that we’re goin’ for in number 2…*snicker*…I said number 2…
Now, whattya say, we put these simple rules to the test, and see what we come up with, eh?…
Jensen: Dude! We’re outside! Let her run around… *trailing off*…if we’re lucky, she’ll fall into the canal…
Jensen: Am I getting paid for this?
That’s a WRAP! And that, kids, is how magic is made. Just follow my 3-step plan, and turn any perfectly respectable photoshoot into your very own photoshit! Make sure you come on back next week, when we’ll explore the world of underwear modeling. Who needs a tubesock when you’re packin’ like this?
Pssh…
February 17, 2008 at 3:59 am
I nearly choked when I read this: “If you really wanna step up your game, just dress like Wentworth Miller.”
If only Went could blame his ever-present constipated look on an Elta.
February 17, 2008 at 4:18 pm
mmmmmmmm m m m midget luks yum! When I could finally pull my eyes away from da crotch and mopped up da drool i said coochi cooo to da dowgii woggi
February 18, 2008 at 6:18 am
He has a strange look in his eyes.
Very strange eye fuck there.
Lets just hope it was because he got up too early that morning.
lol
And the boots?!
*faints*
May 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm
That is indeed shit. Who took this photos and why I wonder? A student with now ounce of knowledge of lighting and the best angle…wtf…where do you dig out this stuff?
What scares me the most is the one with the arms crossed leaning against the fence. He has that same strange look as my ex…brrrrrr
ps. his hair is too short! looks awful
May 17, 2008 at 1:51 pm
you know, we all died when these came out awhile ago, right? i remember fainting dead away in front of the monitor, and wiping drool off the keyboard.
howsomever.
i think you totally nailed it. now he just looks tired, cranky, bored BUT STILL GODDAMNED HOT.
sigh. he can’t help it. we can only hope elta slipped & fell in the canal, lol. would have done her some good.
February 9, 2009 at 11:32 am
That sun-glasses are curiously enough.
February 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Hi guys. Jensen are lol.:-)