SquareHead University Lecture Series Presents: LA Con
March 31, 2008
SquareHead University proudly presents LA Con featuring McLovin:
Up first, breakfast, where Sasquatch FINALLY announced his engagement to Polly!Pocket! McMarriage, FTW!!!!!!
The engagement happened on Sandywhack’s anniversary…in Paris. For serious. Could I POSSIBLY love them anymore? No, no I could not…
Today In “Krissie Approves…”
March 30, 2008
Hello all,
Yours truly has been doing quite a lot of reading lately, as you may or may not be aware of. Today I’ve stumbled upon a particularly fabulous piece of writing and as we all know, sharing is caring, so here I am, sharing it with you…
Singers ‘R Us…
March 29, 2008
Do you have an unnaturally high pitched voice? Sound like a pre-pubescent boy who hasn’t quite matured yet? If you do, then Jensen Ackles needs YOU!
Yup, he’s starting…
LIFE COLLEGE CHOIR!!
Looks like Jensen’s mouth has many MANY uses, as he’s now lent his McAwesome vocals to Jason Manns’ Crazy Love. Yup, that’s him on verse 2… sounds like someone FINALLY hit puberty, and has now graduated to lead soloist. Testosterone pills, FTW!
Can this man do no wrong? I mean, even Krissie approves now!?!
Come on, sendspace your auditions NOW!
Credit to icymorning @ LJburrows.
Yesterday’s News, Today! : The Padalecki Edition
March 29, 2008
Jared Tristan Padalecki, & Sandra Christina McCoy would like to take this opportunity to cordially invite you to their wedding. YES! McMarriage bitches!!
Sandy spilled the beans in a two part interview found HERE and HERE. Our little Polly!Pocket gushed that…
“Jared and I are very much music people and he makes me CDs a lot and there are so many songs. . . We’re thinking about this obviously because we’re trying to think about the song that . . . . (Oops! Can’t tell you that part just yet!) I just can’t pick one.”
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *cannot physically stop SQUEEING* They are soooo engaged! And they’re choosing their song too! AWWW! Isn’t this just the cutest news ever?? And Sandy has just been added to the guest list at this weekends EyeCon so you just KNOW there’s gonna be an announcement!! Someone better ask them, or I’m foreseeing an almighty shitfit!
Jared Padalecki: Movie Star
March 22, 2008
S’up sasquatches?! Jared’s looking to release another movie! But before you get your hopes up, its not a Sandywhacked home-movie. BOOOOO! Rumour has it that Jared is set to play a lead role in the new remake of Friday the 13th!
Jared’s currently in negotiations, and yours truly has managed to obtain a copy of Jared’s ‘wish-list’ so to speak…
Yesterday’s News, Today!
March 21, 2008
Today in “old news”:
- If you give Jensen Ackles a birthday present, he’ll make out with you.
Also, coming up after the break:
- Jared Padalecki launches his very own advice column in which he schools young women on finding true love with their very own sasquatch. My suggestion…move to Toronto. They’re fucking everywhere. But who asked me. Pssh.
Check it!
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Dirty Secret!
March 12, 2008
Hey guys. It’s us! So as you all know, we were away for a bit, going through J² detox. Just trying to get the boys out of our system. And while we certainly put up a good front, we’ve been needing to tell you something. We don’t know why we haven’t. But it’s important, and we think you guys should know. We’ve got a little confession to make. It’s been going on for awhile now, and we still haven’t told you. And it’s just not right. So, um… here it goes…
McMarried…
March 6, 2008
Girlfriend, Schmirlfriend…
Try WIFE
Bling, bling, bitches!!!
That’s right! The charade is up… looks like these two lovebirds have finally decided to stop fuckin’ around and get down to business… and all we have to say is: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!eleventy-one11!!!1!
Well, it’s about damn time, dontcha think? Sandywhack, FTW!!! While the rumors currently circulating round the mill are that they’re engaged, MT and I have decided that they’re already fucking married. And what we say around here is law. So there. They’re married. Oh, and we’ve also decided that Sandy’s knocked up with twins…girls, of course…and that they CLEARLY must’ve had a shotgun wedding over Jared’s SPN hiatus. In fact, we KNOW they did. Cuz we were there. Check it…
He just doesnt know when to shut up….
March 6, 2008
Looks like Jen’s got a case of verbal diarrhea as of late. Who knew? Check Mr Chatterbox talking to ‘Who’ magazine… Read the rest of this entry »
Jared calls Jensen sexy
March 5, 2008
Yup, it’s that time folks! Sasquatch has opened his mouth, again… Yeah he laughs it off, but you know he’s pitchin’ a tent…
What have we learned today? Sam has ‘hardened’. Pssh 
Jared likes to watch himself. KINKY! Oh and he thinks Jensen is sexy! EEEEE!
Oh and did anyone else notice just how pink and swollen Jared’s bottom lip looked? I literally could not stop staring. And he kept licking it! Gawd, i want to suck on THAT!
In other news, there’s a new interview in CULT TIMES MAGAZINE HERE!
Get some!
