Theology 101: The Book of John

So, we’re assuming that everyone has now seen the SPN season 3 finale by now, Y/Y? Seriously, if you haven’t, what the fuck are you waiting on? Go. Do it now. If you haven’t seen all 16 episodes yet, you’re gonna wanna stop right here and not read any further, cuz we’re about to have a truly spoilery religious experience. Today, we’ll be covering the book of John Winchester:

Yesterday’s News, Today: The Ackting Edition

Well! Looks like this new 3-D piece of shit movie that Jensen’s starring in, My Bloody Valentine, could be more interesting than we originally anticipated. Judging by these new behind the scenes shots, I just may have to make a trip to the theater afterall – Y/N? Let’s have a looksee…

Sex Ed: Birth Control

According to new studies done by The School of Jensen and Jared, it has been decided that the most effective form of birth control to date is no longer the pill, or even condoms. And despite what the local preacher’s daughter told you, no, it’s not “pulling out” either. After conducting a series of tests and engaging in months of research, we have come to the conclusion that the most effective form of birth control is, in fact, Jared Padalecki. Observe:

Thirsty Thursday: The “Double D” Edition

ATTN: The following post is rated M for light use of mockery. Overly-sensitive/easily offended Fangirl discretion is advised.

So, it would seem that as of late, MT and I have really been slacking on the daily themed pic!spams in the j-box, no? The only day that still gets any attention at all is JenSIN Sunday, and only because Jedi comes in the box and DEMANDS it. Then she takes all our pictures and leaves. Pfft.

Due to our truly ridiculous schedules, we’ve decided to start a weekly/bi-weekly/monthly/bi-monthly/whenever-the-fuck-we-feel-like-it feature on the blog, where we’ll give you all 6 daily pic!spams in a single post, in the form of “shots.” This IS a party school, after all. Every week, for Freestyle Friday, we’ll feature a different shot. This time around, the flavor of the week is Elta a.k.a. Denied Danneel or “Double D” for short.

Welcome to happy hour, Sasquatches. Drink up!

Sex Ed: Caution, No Warning Signs…

DO NOT LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING PICTURE! I’M SERIOUS. JUST…DON’T. However, if you have a death wish and you insist on looking at this picture, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT look into his eyes! Because you WILL get pregnant AND. DIE. And make note, A² do not take responsibity for unwanted pregnancies, dry cleaning bills, or other natural disasters caused by your blatant recklessness.

DON’T CLICK IT!!!

WAIT!!! If you’re gonna go in there, at least use protection. Wrap it up, folks!

Ok, proceed with your nonsense…

A Note From Your Professors

It has come to our attention this week that we have some new students who are more than a little concerned about our “approach” in regards to the courses being taught in this major. Some of you seem to be under the impression that we, along with many of the students here, kinda hate our major…and well, that just isn’t so. In particular, it would seem that as of late, we’ve really been layin’ Jensen out, so to speak. So, to make amends, we’ve compiled a short list detailing why Jensen is our most favoritist subject in The School of Jensen and Jared. Check it!

Writers R’ Us

Well folks, as we mentioned a few weeks back, Jensen Ackles finally hit puberty and celebrated by recording a song with his good ol’ buddy, Jason Manns. And now with the overwhelming success of their unoriginal hit, Crazy Love allllll over Teh Internetz (downloadable for free $10), Jensen has decided to dip his toes into the deep end of the pool…song writing.

Checkout M.C. Such ‘n Such… *snort*

FaSHUN: The Return Of Grandpa Ackles

Now we all know that college is a time when fashion is relatively important. Looking hot for all the seniors is something of a priority. Yet, I don’t think Jensen Ackles got the memo.

The brick pants fiasco was obviously a sign of things to come. Lets observe…