First Period Study Hall: Q&A
June 15, 2008

Alright, Sasquatches, in order to review for finals (yeah, we’re late…so?), we’re gonna form a lil’ study group and quiz each other on all things J². We’ve got a lot of material to cover, so pay attention, y’all. Ok, here’s how it’s gonna go down…
We’ll start off with a general question, and turn it into a game of TAG. For every five answers, answered correctly or incorrectly, we take a shot. So whoever answers every 5th question gets to choose what we’re taking a shot of. Yes/No/Yeah, sure, whatever? Ok.
Here’s an example of the type of questions that will be on the exam, and the types of responses that will be deemed acceptable:
Q: Can Jensen and Jared dance?
A: Yes, yes they can. Jared’s rendition of the robot is way superior to anything I’ve ever seen Michael Jackson do. Oh, and this one time, I saw Jensen Ackles crip walking to “I’ma Thug” by Trick Daddy at a club in LA. It’s true! He’s so gangsta. ‘Twas tres hot. Oh, and rumor has it, they can BOTH Crank Dat Soulja Boy. Don’t hate.
Got it? Good. Ok, let’s do this. Here’s the first question…
Q: Does Jared Padalecki know all the words to Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio? (btw, if the answer to this turns out to be “no”, I’ma be really unhappy. *glaring at you all*)
Ok, first person to answer it, gets to ask the next question.
Ready, aaaand GO!








June 15, 2008 at 10:08 am
Yes, Jared does know all the words to ‘Gangstas Paradise.’ Infact, its rumoured that he recorded it, and it’s Jensen’s ringtone on his cell. Cuz Jared singing out of tune is always on topic.
Q: Can Jensen Ackles breakdance, sexily? And what’s his signature move?
June 15, 2008 at 10:55 am
Why YES he can!(anyone remember a video of said man in a robe dancing?) His signature move would be “The Worm”.
Q: Would JenSIN drink Jared under the table OR would Jared drink JenSIN under the table? Oh, for those who need clarification, I’m talking about drinking beer!
June 15, 2008 at 11:12 am
*Imagines Jensen doing the worm on set* Yup. I can work with that
I think Jensen would drink Jared under the table. Something tells me our dear Jen has more stamina *snort*
Q: What is Jensen and Jared’s favourite contact sport?
June 15, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Before answering that question, I’m assuming sex qualifies as a contact sport???
June 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I have to say NO. Although he knows all the words to Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 and i hear Elton Johns candle in the wind will be mclovin’s first dance
June 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Contact sport…. hmmmmmm
Sex with each other…… or naked wrestling
June 15, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Clearly we’ve got some speshul ed students in tonight. Please see above for instructions. PFFT!
June 15, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Was i supposed to post a question?
June 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
This is what happens when you skip class kids…
And keep in mind, they don’t all have to be short answers. Questions can be true/false and multiple choice, too.
Since BB can’t reed gud, new question:
Q: True or False. Jensen has slept with almost everyone in showbiz…except Christian Kane.
June 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I deserve 50 lashes on the ass
And yes he has!
Q: Whats Jensen’s favorite read?
June 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Contrary to popular belief, Jensen’s favorite book is not the Dictionary, it’s the Bible. And not just any Holy Scripture – The Brick Testament.
Next question: How has Jensen been helping Jared cope with the break up?
June 15, 2008 at 4:53 pm
With a webcam, a kimono, and a pussycat doll cd.
Question: Who has the most obscene mouth: Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, or Angelina Jolie?
June 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Angelina must have the most obscene mouth when it comes to what it looks like, but Jared is known to use his mouth in the most obscene manner possible when he talks dirty and downright puuurrrrrrrrssss in girls’ ears. What he talke about is the VERY obscene things Jensen manages to do with his little sinful lips.
QUESTION: Where does Jensen take Jared after one of those comfort dinners? Pick and substantiate your choice with a valid argument:
A. One of the Impalas on set
B. His home
C. A disco
June 15, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Well, considering that Jared’s size prevents him from maneuvering properly in the Impala (cuz we all know they’ve tried), I’ma go with C) A disco. I mean, who doesn’t like getting groped in a dark corner of a club in front of everyone, while “Dancing Queen” plays in the background. Phthonus in Lethe, anyone? Hot.
Q: Do Jensen and Jared read fan!fic?!?
June 15, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I’ma say that the boys are avid fans of cliterature. I mean Jensen himself has said that his favourite is Wincest. I think he reads it to Jared. Sexily.
Q: Do Jensen and Jared WRITE fan!fic??
June 15, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Yes, yes they do. In fact, quite some time ago, they co-wrote an autobiography together called Desperate Househusbands. They’re amazing writers. Seriously, is there anything they can’t do?
No, really…that’s the question:
Q: Is there anything they CAN’T do?
June 15, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I’ve heard Jared has a crap reach around, but this is unfounded. So i say no, these boys truly are blessed in ALL areas. Pssh.
Q: How do Jensen and Jared eat creme eggs?
June 15, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Sexily. First Jared takes the creme egg and cracks it straight down the seam with his teeth…mmmmm teeth. Then he holds it out to Jensen who obscenely eats out all the creme filling with his tongue… very slowly. Then Jensen takes the empty shell out of Jared’s hand with his teeth and holds it in his mouth while Jared starts eating the other end. Jared eats his way up to Jensen’s mouth, then they totally make out, which leads to other…things. Creme eggs are a natural aphrodesiac. This is Tru Fax.
[Van Wilder]Write that down.[/Van Wilder]
Q: How many pets does Jensen have? And what’re their names?
June 15, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Jensen has a giant Pada-sloth named Jared. Its also rumoured that he has 5 kangaroos, a turtle, a herd of elephants, and a crystal swan. This, however, remains to be seen.
Q: Jensen, Jared, and JDM. Who would you kiss, fuck, and marry?
June 15, 2008 at 9:57 pm
There is only one acceptable answer to this question…Kiss JDM, fuck Jensen, and marry Jared. I think I need not explain, but I will anyway. Since J-Squared = OTP, that reduces JDM to only having “kissing potential”…that’s what happens when you’re late to the party. Anyhoo, sex with Jensen would automatically include kissing, so WIN! And marrying Jared would include all of the above…plus babies. Mini Sasquatches, Y’all! WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN!
Q: What is Jared’s favorite thing about Jensen? What is Jensen’s favorite thing about Jared?
June 15, 2008 at 9:58 pm
A: I’d Kiss JDM, I’d Fuck Jared, and I’d Marry JenSIN.
Q: Which is Jared and JenSIN’s favourie lube?
a) KY
b) Handcream
c) Spit
MOD NOTE: JEDI WISHES TO SAY SHE’D KISS JDM, FUCK JENSEN, AND MARRY JARED. SHE IS HOWEVER, RETARDED, AND FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE. ALSO, THE ANSWER TO THIS POLE IS D) FACECREAM. EPIC FAIL, JEDI. EPIC FAIL.
June 15, 2008 at 10:10 pm
LOL, WRONG!!!!!
June 15, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Would you give your students a chance to answer?
June 15, 2008 at 10:24 pm
ILU, Jedi.
June 15, 2008 at 10:26 pm
LMAO, ILU TOOOOO! You still answer my question Fucker!
June 15, 2008 at 10:26 pm
*didn’t
June 15, 2008 at 10:27 pm
FUCK, I really have to start wearing my goggles in front of the computer, anyhoo, carry on.
June 15, 2008 at 10:29 pm
JEDI, GTFO OF OUR COMMENTS. ALSO, SEE THE MOD NOTE ABOVE. ARE AJ AND I THE ONLY ONES WITH A (SHARED)BRAIN ROUND HERE? CUZ THATS SAYING SOMETHING.
June 15, 2008 at 10:30 pm
LOLOLOLOL *pointing up* Actually, Jedi, the MOD answered your question. So plz be answering MY question NOW!!! Do it or FAIL!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
June 15, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I’ll take the “F” now please. Hanging head in shame, packing shit up and leaving the campus.
June 15, 2008 at 10:33 pm
PS. Shouldn’t we all be trashed by now anyway? Srsly, we’re like 3 shots behind, y’all…
What number are we on?
June 15, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Come on back, Jedi.
Don’t be a fool. Stay in School.
*passing the Tequila*
June 15, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I may be joining a different sorority, so you may have to up the offer I’m afraid. Make it a Heineken and I’ll consider coming back.
June 15, 2008 at 10:45 pm
CAN WE GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE QUESTION? I do believe it was: What is Jared’s favorite thing about Jensen? What is Jensen’s favorite thing about Jared?
Well, obviously Jared’s favourite thing about Jensen is his ass. I mean, it’s so epic, it has its own shrine, and its own equation. And Jensen’s favourite thing about Jared is obviously the padacock. This is non-negotiable.
Q: What celebrity did Jensen Ackles lose his virginity to when he was 24? Answer Jessica Simpson and you will die!
June 15, 2008 at 10:59 pm
When Jensen Ackles was 24 years old, he lost his virginity to Jessica…Alba, in a dark Alley outside a gay strip club in West Hollywood. They may or may not have been filming Dark Angel at the time. It’s still unclear as to whether or not that show was on air for more than 4 episodes. Anyhoo, when the show finally ended, and Jessica was done having her way with him, she gave him a gift to remember her by. Awwww. How adorable.
Q: Which of the following songs is the one that Jensen and Jared most like to “get it on” to?
A)The Sesame Street Theme
B)You’re So Gay by Katy Perry
C)What What In the Butt by Samwell
D) Anything by Jason Manns
June 15, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Our dear Jensen lost his virginity to the first and most amazing cougar to prowl the scene, Dame Judy Dench! It was a magical encounter and one our young man will never forget (even though he wants to very badly). The Dame has said that Jensen was a clumsy yet satisfying lover….
Q: If challenged to a game of “Who’s the Bigger Douche” against, Chod *excuse me* Chad Michael Murray, who could use their amazing acting skills to bury that asshat? Jensen or Jared?
June 15, 2008 at 11:02 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA, JUDY DENCH!!!
June 15, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Man, what the crap…. WordPress totally killed my comment….
June 15, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Jensen and Jared get it on to the Sesame Street theme tune, as its both rhythmical and educational
With CMM, i dont think anyone could ever “out-douche” him. So he would just be SHUNNNNUUUUHHHHHED.
Question: Jensen and Jared are playing a game of naked twister. Who wins?
June 15, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Jared of course…. He has the advantage with his third leg….. Harharhar…..
Q: Bestiality, what animal would be Jensen and Jared’s flavor?
June 15, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Whenever Jensen and Jared play nekkid twister, Jensen obviously ends up naked waaaaaay before Jared, cuz Jared’s limbs are insanely long and he’s more flexible than most prepubescent female gymnasts. Poor, short Jensen. SO anyhoo, once Jensen’s butt naked with his butt in the air, you know what happens next. Although, to be perfectly honest, this creates a win/win situation for BOTH of them, Y/Y? Hey! Is this a trick question?
Q:True or False. When Jared Padalecki yawns, all women within a 500 mile radius conceive.
June 15, 2008 at 11:43 pm
It is common knowledge that Jensen/Horse = OTP.
AJ, i say FALSE. Conception is impossible after Jared’s smile rendered everybody infertile. Fucker.
Q: What is Jensen’s biggest fear?
June 15, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Jensen’s biggest fear?…it’s a toss up between A-Squared and… big words.
Q: Who told Jared it was ok to wear this shirt?
June 15, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Umm, i did, so GTFO. He looks hot with his little treasure trail, and the dimples, and the bangs, and MMMMMMM.
Q: Jensen Ackles as a cowboy? Hot, or not?
June 15, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Well I’ll be God damned…. I’ve been looking for that shirt forever… Obviously he’s wearing it and inhaling my scent… Der.
Q: What will be Jensen and Jared’s wedding song when they finally do the deed?
June 15, 2008 at 11:54 pm
NOT GAY! I’d hit.
Q: Jared Padalecki, proportionally proportional?
June 16, 2008 at 12:02 am
Proportionally proportional? Oh HELL YES!
As for the wedding song, i think it would have to be this.
Q: Why does Kim Manners insist on making Jensen cry?
June 16, 2008 at 12:04 am
Well, obviously Kim Manners makes Jensen cry in all of his episodes cuz Jensen is one of only two men on the planet who “cries pretty”…the other, of course being Wentworth Miller.
Q: What is Jared Padalecki’s guilty pleasure?
June 16, 2008 at 12:13 am
Jared’s guilty pleasure? Acting in crappy movies.. Y/N?
Q: In the future will there be a film Version of Supernatural and if yes what would it rated?
June 16, 2008 at 1:47 am
Supernatural has already begun its “film”. It is an adult film based on the concept of Wincest. The rating is the highest rating there is, exceeding NC-17 or XXX or some shit considering there has never been a more explicity yummy smut fest caught on tape prior to this.
Q: Where do Jensen and Jared sleep during the Hiatus?
A. Jensen’s place.
B. Jared’s place.
C. The Impala.
D. Christian Kane’s place.
June 16, 2008 at 5:38 am
I THINK THE ‘TEACHERS’ ARE TAKING UNFAIR ADVANTAGE OF THE STUDENTS, AND NOT IN A GOOD *cough* Sexual *cough* WAY……
The answer is for Jensen all 3
Jared @ Jensens place with his ass in the air….
June 16, 2008 at 7:06 am
*whispering* I think BB needs remedial classes.
Next question:
Q: How tall IS Jared, really? (clue: Despite what he says, he ain’t 6′4)
June 16, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Jared is approximately 47 feet tall.
So, if Jared is 47 feet tall, how tall is Jensen?
June 16, 2008 at 1:51 pm
So, if Jared is 47 feet tall, how tall is Jensen?
Easy. 6′1″, as he always claimed.
June 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Ok here is my next question for you peepholes (OMFG I AM SO ~HILARIOUS~)
If Steve Carlson is Y, Jensen is B and Jared is A, resolve this equation :
y = ax+b
June 16, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Seeing as Steve Carlson is only half of what Jensen or Jared are, I’d have to think x is a negative, so CMM.
Question: Jensen goes to the supermarket to buy condoms for him and Jared. However, Jared is expecting company in the form of one Wentwort Miller. Also, five days will pass before Jensen gets access to Jared again, seeing as Went is a crazy motherfucker. How many condoms will Jensen buy for the week after Went leaves?
June 16, 2008 at 2:09 pm
The only equation that is relevant to my interests is the Ackles Ass Equation. Steve Carlson should never ever be thrown into that mix. Ever.
Q: Why does Jensen Ackles have bowlegs? Vitamin D deficiency, or something else? Full explanations please.
June 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm
25. 5 days times 5 times a day = 25. XL size, already lubricated, tasting like gummi bears.
to MT : vitamin D deficiency ? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MAMA ACKLES DID NOT FULFILL HER ROLE PROPERLY ???? HOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU.
I think it’s from all those days with his horse. We all know that Jensen + horse = OTP.
June 16, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Oh I need to ask a question. Geez, they’re not kidding in the study hall. I wonder if they’ll make me watch Route 666 if I fail to remember the Ackles Ass equation.
Question mmmmmmmmmmm …
Considering Jared is Hulk and Jensen is Robin, both on a flight from LA to Dallas flying at 12,000 feet, first class, with 8 other passengers. What happens if there is snakes on the plane ?
Less than 250 words.
June 16, 2008 at 2:27 pm
HAHAHA TYPO LULZ
*grabs her dictionary*
June 16, 2008 at 2:57 pm
That all depends on the 8 other passengers because quite frankly, Jared and Jensen would be too busy having hotHulkRobinairplanebathroombuttsex to notice any kind of disruption caused by reptilian fiends.
Q: Hypothetically, JDM reappears as the hot Irish guy from P.S. I love you. Would Sam blow Dean in a Diner or would Dean bend Sam over in a sun kissed meadow with chocolate syrup.
June 16, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I’ll take this one. It’s so obvious… jesus.
A: Dean bends Sam over in the meadow and I blow Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the diner. Naturally, Angelina Jolie makes a brief but memorable appearance as a waitress.
Q: Who is more environmentally friendly – Jared or Jensen? Explain.
June 16, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Correction. I can’t believe I made such a stupid mistake.
SAM bends DEAN over in the meadow. Duh.
June 16, 2008 at 5:21 pm
A : I like to believe that Jared recycles. I can see him taking out the recycling as a work-out. After all, everything to pump weight. Jensen doesn’t. You have to memorize all types of wrappings AND the association with the different bins. Sorry, not gonna happen.
Q : Were Jensen and Jared separated at birth ? if yes, does that sign the end of J2 ?
June 16, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Definitely were not separated at birth. Jared obviously swam in a different gene pool because he’s close to 40 feet taller than Jen. Oh and Jensen’s mouth is the exemplary ideal of what DSLs are. The only think they have in common is their cocksize.
Q: Do Jensen and Jared have little matching love tattoos?
June 16, 2008 at 7:03 pm
EDIT TO ADD: If so, be sure to explain what they mean/symbolize and where they are located.
Also, I’m a fuckcake for spelling “thing” wrong.
June 16, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Jensen has “Property of Jared T. Padalecki” stamped on his ass, as this is obligatory in fandom. AJ and I also sport this tattoo (albeit in sharpie marker), as we are OWNED. Jared has ‘Padalecki’ tattooed across his back, cuz he’s a sexy son of a bitch, and tbh, why the fuck not?
Q: Jensen Ackles is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Jensen Ackles. Trufax?
June 16, 2008 at 10:54 pm
A: This is indeed true. And not only are horses hung like Jensen Ackles, but the act of male horses “giving sperm” to impregnate female horses is known as Artificial Jensemination.
Q: True or False? Instead of greeting everyone he meets with a nice firm handshake, Jared Padalecki prefers to gator smack them.
June 16, 2008 at 11:14 pm
A: Why yes, this is irrefutable trufax. It has been known to render people unconscious and has caused a worldwide phenomenom on YouToob. The padacock is however, officially registered as a lethal missile. When fully loaded, a specialist by the name of Jensen Ackles should be called to ‘disarm’ it.
Q: What is Jensen’s favourite TV show?
a) Oprah
b) Pussycat dolls: Search for the next doll
c) America’s next top model
d) Queer as folk
e) Gilmore girls
June 16, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Contrary to popular belief, Jensen’s favorite tv show is NOT PCD: Search For the Next Doll (even if it IS plastered all over his chin every time we see him). Jensen’s favorite TV show is obviously Gilmore Girls, as it was the first time Jensen ever saw Jared and thus experienced love at first “viewing.” Years later, all Jensen’s dreams came true when he got to meet and “greet” the sasquatch of his
oh- so- porny dreams.
Q:How much weight can Jared Padalecki bench press…with one arm?
A. 300 lbs.
B. 750 lbs.
C. 3000 lbs.
D. an elephant
June 16, 2008 at 11:46 pm
A weight has not yet been found that Jared Padalecki can’t benchpress. He is often seen carrying full grown men as means of a warm up. He then proceeds to juggle human pyramids on his shoulders, as directed by former cheerleader Jensen Ackles.
Q: Jared Padalecki’s nose is insured for $1 million. True/False?
June 16, 2008 at 11:59 pm
This is 100% true. Being as how Jared’s nose does its own acting, it actually holds its own contract with the CW and Eric Kripke, which is completely separate from Jared’s contract. Jared’s nose has received rave reviews from fangirls worldwide for its outstanding performance in the third season of the CW show Supernatural, and it looks forward to stealing many a scenes in the upcoming thriller Friday the 13th, due out next year.
Q: If Jensen Ackles was a fruit, what would he be?
A) a lemon
B) an apple
C) a peach
D) GAY
June 17, 2008 at 12:22 am
True. Jared’s nose also gets its own paycheck for its acting.
Q: Is Jensen Ackles Ass insured for $2 million?
June 17, 2008 at 12:25 am
Since Jensen is already gay, he would be a peach.
*same question*
June 17, 2008 at 2:05 am
No, actually it’s his DSLs that are insured for $2 million. His ass is owned by the worlds richest oil baron, and it’s been said that it has been appraised at well over $72 billion….
Q:If given the choice which product would Jensen most like to endorse:
a)KY Jelly
b)Nair for Men
c)Trojan Condoms
June 17, 2008 at 4:10 am
KY jelly of course, because he don’t want nothing between him and his sasquatch. (They’re so in love and completely loyal to each other and the tests come back clean every six weeks.)
Question: How many licks does it take to get to the centre of Jensen?
June 17, 2008 at 8:40 am
Three. If those licks are placed just…right.
Unless your Jared. Then it’s just one since he can disarm the Ackles and turn him into a devoted loveslave with one look prior to teh lick.
Q: What is the most Romantic thing Jared has done for Jensen?
June 17, 2008 at 9:49 am
Smiling at him, duh. Has Jensen’s guts twisted in a knot every. single. time.
Question: What is the most sexy thing Jensen has ever done for Jared?
June 17, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Have you ever seen “American Beauty”? The scene with the rose petals…. Imagine that in the back of the Impala…. SEX-to-the-EEEEEE!
Q:What would Jared say is the “funniest” thing that has ever happened on set is…. That we didn’t see in the Bloopers… *wink wink*