Irrelevant Post of the Week: POP-tarts
June 18, 2008
This post has absolutly nothing to do with J-Squared. It is, however, relevant to Jensen Ackles’ interests:
You just KNOW he wakes up every morning, stands in front of his bathroom mirror, and sings this song into his hairbrush, all the while imagining that he’s fucking Nicole.
It’s funny cuz it’s true. BTW, extra credit to the first person who goes up to him at the next con and requests that he performs the moves from 3:13 to 3:20 AND captures it on film for me to watch on repeat. What? You know he knows how to do it. Pssh.
DISCLAIMER: JENSEN ACKLES MAY WISH HE WAS FUCKING A PCD, BUT WHILE PERFORMING THEIR SONGS IN HIS BATHROOM, HE DOES NOT WEAR BLACK LEATHER PANTS NOR DOES HE SPORT A YELLOW BRA. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JENSEN ACKLES PERFORMS NAKED. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE.
