Irrelevant Post of the Week: POP-tarts
June 18, 2008
This post has absolutly nothing to do with J-Squared. It is, however, relevant to Jensen Ackles’ interests:
You just KNOW he wakes up every morning, stands in front of his bathroom mirror, and sings this song into his hairbrush, all the while imagining that he’s fucking Nicole.
It’s funny cuz it’s true. BTW, extra credit to the first person who goes up to him at the next con and requests that he performs the moves from 3:13 to 3:20 AND captures it on film for me to watch on repeat. What? You know he knows how to do it. Pssh.
DISCLAIMER: JENSEN ACKLES MAY WISH HE WAS FUCKING A PCD, BUT WHILE PERFORMING THEIR SONGS IN HIS BATHROOM, HE DOES NOT WEAR BLACK LEATHER PANTS NOR DOES HE SPORT A YELLOW BRA. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JENSEN ACKLES PERFORMS NAKED. THIS IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE.
June 18, 2008 at 8:06 am
And I offer an automatic A+++ to anyone who captures him doing the splits like that, cuz thats just OBSCENE! *goes there in my head* Oh yes
Oh and Jensen/Nicole is officially my new OTP. I dunno whether my brain could handle so much hotness, but he definately needs to get on that. In public. GO ON GET SOME!
*imagines all the dolls grinding up on Jensen and Jared* GUHHHHHHHHHHHH. I’ll be in my bunk.
June 18, 2008 at 9:56 pm
IAWTC! Hot singer is HOT. Dude, I don’t care if you and I are the only ones on this train. Jensen/Nicole = WIN! and it NEEDS to happen. She’d rock his fucking life. I would ship this pairing soooo hard, it’s not even funny.
Seriously, Jensen, stop fuckin’ around. 10’s attract 10’s…and Scherzinger is a fucking 10. GET. ON. THAT.
I’d hit it. *shrug
June 18, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Somebody needs to buy him a beer or ten and get on that! Come on Jared! (In my mind Jared has a video pen in his pocket and talks Jensen into doing this…)
June 19, 2008 at 12:28 am
Gawd. I’m only auditing classes here. And this has been on my mind all day. You rule!!
June 19, 2008 at 12:47 am
“I’m only auditing classes here. And this has been on my mind all day.”
I love you, already.
Srsly, somebody talented write me some fucking Jensen/Nicole porn, right nao!!! I NEEEEEEED it!
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June 19, 2008 at 2:25 am
I for one would LOVE to see Jensen in tight leather pants with those AMAZINGLY cool boots Nicol’s sporting there.
Jensen/Nicole? pffffffffffffffffffffffffff…
Jensen/ME/Nicole would be more like it.
June 19, 2008 at 2:32 am
I hope that when someone asks him to do these moves, he actually goes home and tries them. You know like when someone says you cant lick your elbow, and you try it to see? His trailer would definately be rocking!
I want Jensen to be a pussycat boy.
June 19, 2008 at 4:34 am
You’re damn right Jensen performs naked. He should do everything naked.
Pussycat Dolls with J-Squared? Eh… too much pussy. Me and J-Squared? Just the right amount.
Note: Angelina Jolie is always welcome. She’s the perfect woman for us.