A Note From Your Professors: Goddammit All to Hell
June 22, 2008
*repeating to self* This is not a squee site. This is not a squee site. This is not a squee site. This is not a sq…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Time of death: 11:36pm. THIS is officially my new favourite picture. Yes, i’m indecisive, but he just keeps bringing it!
Seriously, he is obscene. Sexual opportunity personified, and I WANT A RIDE ON THAT RIDE! Why are you so pretty Jared Tristan Padalecki? I want to do naughty things with you.
Credit to samushy who has more pics here.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A SQUEE SITE!!! HAVING SAID THAT, MT AND AJ WILL RETURN TO THEIR NORMAL METHODS OF TEACHING (A.K.A. BULLYING) THE DAY JARED TURNS FUGLY. THAT IS ALL.
June 22, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I wanna put my hands down his pants. Is that wrong?
*confused face*
June 22, 2008 at 6:55 pm
*grabby hands*
Not wrong at all. He can have a two-fer in November. You want front or back?
MT NOTE: A2 DO NOT ACTUALLY PLAN TO MOLEST JARED PADALECKI IN CHI-TOWN. MUCH.
June 22, 2008 at 6:55 pm
No, of course not!
Lord knows he has more than enough in the front to hold onto.
but…I’m a bit annoyed he didn’t do that in Dallas.
June 22, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Dude, if he does that in Chi-town, I’ma stick a twizzler down his crack.
June 22, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I don’t even want to know what you’d do with it afterwards. Ew.
June 22, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Clearly British people have never been twizzled in such a manner. Pfft. Must be an American thing. And you certainly don’t eat it afterwards, dumbass. You just LOL and LOL and LOL…
That is all.
June 22, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I didn’t say you ate it afterwards, but I know you’re a few fries short of a happy meal, and I know exactly what you are capable of. FREAK.
I want Jared to initiate me to ‘American culture’, and twizzle me. Mmmhmmm.
June 22, 2008 at 7:19 pm
If ya wanna be twizzled by Jared, ya gotta wear low-riding jeans with your thong hangin’ out. Mmmhmmm.
Back in college, the boys used to twizzle the girls as a way of letting them know that their underwear was hanging out by either A)sticking a twizzler down their crack OR B)biting off both ends of a twizzler to make a straw, then blowing air down the girl’s crack. Ahahahaha. American boys are sooooo thoughtful.
*bitchfacing*
Anyhoo, topic? I want Jared Padalecki to fuck me through a mattress and/or kill me with sex. It’s true.
June 22, 2008 at 7:23 pm
If Jared twizzled me, i’d totally blow him back
I know, I know, I’m such a giver.
AJ, were you twizzled often bb?
And yes, I’m game for a pounding like mashed potatoes. Seriously, I would tap that if I could reach up high enough.
June 22, 2008 at 7:29 pm
AJ, were you twizzlered often bb?
Pfft. NO!!!…
Ok, yeah… STFU. LOLOL.
June 22, 2008 at 7:30 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA HOR. Put your ass away. Who do you think you are? Jared?
June 22, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I wanna give him a wedgie. And yet, it’d be the most sexual wedgie imaginable.
June 22, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I thought we had established he was going commando next time? Nothing to tug on then. Well…
June 22, 2008 at 7:42 pm
“AHAHAHAHAHA HOR. Put your ass away. Who do you think you are? Jared?”
Oh, I ain’t never had mah WHOLE ASS out before!!!
…but I guess there’s a first time for everything.
June 22, 2008 at 7:43 pm
You and Jared need to have ass offs. I think i was promised this a while ago…hmmm. Not sure what happened there.
June 22, 2008 at 7:52 pm
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I think I’ma challenge Jared to an ass off in November. I think I could take him. Jensen?…I’m not even gonna bother with, as there would be no competition, seeing as how his ass PWNS all.
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
June 22, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Speaking of ASS, am I the only who wants to go cannibal on his ASS? Licking lips and trying to decide how to attack that!
June 22, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Sorry JenSIN, you are the love of my life, but DAMN, look at it! You’d better bend over for me in November!
June 22, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Jedi, speaking of ASS biting, I have something that may be relevant to your interests. Stay tuned, bb.
Btw, am I the only one who’s drunk on a Sunday night?!
Fuck me…
Jared.
June 22, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Stay tuned…are you kidding me? You know how impatient I am!
June 23, 2008 at 7:38 am
Look at the other guy’s face behind him!
Bhuahahahahahahahah!
Like Jedi, I would give him a big bite!
June 23, 2008 at 11:02 am
I don’t think a bite would do. Gobble, more like.
June 23, 2008 at 11:38 am
I totally would have smacked his ass. Come on! He is SO asking for it. I wonder if Jensen knows what a huge slut Jared is turning into? Heh.
Anyway, I am not feeling the hat OR the shirt. But what the hell, he can always take those off.
And, I would settle for being fucked INTO the mattress, it doesn’t have to be THROUGH.
Christ, who am I kidding? Um… mattress not required. Come on, Jared, let’s be huge sluts TOGETHER!
June 23, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I am sorry, I’m way more captivated by the face of the guard behind Jared. It’s both hilarious and creepy : he looks fascinated, just as much as right about to grab Jared’s ass.
June 24, 2008 at 8:17 pm
@MT: Well, I’m a creative dawg, I yam. I’ll think of something even if he’s commando.