JP Thursday: Get Some!

First things first…who the fuck is this ninja, and how do we go about recruiting his awesomeness? For serious. His stalking abilities are superior to anything I’ve ever seen. WINWINWINWINWIN! D’ya think we could get him to be an adjunct professor at The School of Jensen and Jared? Cuz I kinda think we need him to show us how to be proper fanboys. Clearly, we’re doing this all wrong…

Good for you, bb! Good. for. you.

Next up! Jared Padalecki..you really are the gift that keeps on fucking giving. Jesus Christ…

Check out Jared’s ENTIRE Supanova Panel, y’all!

And how much do I love that at the 6:00 minute mark, not only do we get to see Jared squee over candy, but we also manage to get Rickrolled. Clearly Australians know how to cater to the J2 fandom in ways we’d never imagined were even possible. So, thanks for that bb’s. Y’all rock!

Special thanks to Blunty3000 for the stellar vid! You win.

Also more hot pics HERE. Thanks, SARAH

And last but not least, it would seem as though we’s got a geenyus in our midst ppl. Our very own M-Tizzle has just earned herself one helluva degree in teaching this week. I still have no clue what 2:1 means, but I’m assuming it means she’ll graduate Magna Cum Jared or something…crazy British degrees and their multi-levels of awesomeness. Pssh. Guess I’ll go take my silly little Bachelor’s Degree and go pout in the corner, now. Pfft.

All jealousy silliness aside, Congrats, bb! I lurve you muchly and am so verreh verreh proud of you! So, in typical MT fashion, she’s demanded proposed that we celebrate with a pic!spam. And, hell, since it’s Jared Thursday anyway…why the fuck not? So without further ado, I present to you 79 pictures of Jared Tristan Padalecki. Just a word of warning…you may wanna take your panties off…you ain’t gonna be needing them:

Well, there’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back…not that I missed anything. I hope you’re proper satisfied, MT.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU’RE CURRENTLY CUSSING ME OUT CUZ YOU STILL HAVE DIAL UP AND THIS PIC!SPAM CAUSED AN EPIC FAIL, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE SOME COMFORT IN KNOWING THAT YOUR COMPUTER DIED HAPPY.