Honor Roll: The DEAN’S list
July 6, 2008
Sasquatches! Sasquatches…gather ’round. We’ve got a verreh important announcement to make. It’s about that time kids…that’s right. It’s time to acknowledge this year’s honor students.
Well, basically, any and all Jared Whores automatically graduate to the next grade with honors. Why? Because Team Padalecki pwns. That’s why. Congratulations!
Yeah, yeah…we’re being “Jay-cist”…so what. Pfft.
Anyhoo, moving right along, we figured now would also be a great time to announce this year’s Sasquatch who will be receiving the school’s highest honor. There are no words to describe the McAwesomeness of our Valedictorian for the ‘07-’08 school year. So by way of introduction let us just say, she’s a petite lil’ brunette, totally adorable, should obviously be a member of MENSA, and is a lover of all things Jared. And being as how she’s clearly made of win, she’s prepared a most excellent Valedictory address. Check it:
That was beautiful, bb. Truly beautiful. I wholeheartedly agree with every “point” you made. And it’s good to know that MT and I aren’t the only ones who call Jared, Daddy… *looking around* …What?
Srsly, folks…I love that we’s got so many Baby Geniuses enrolled in our school. We weren’t kidding when we said we’re startin ‘em young. 
Cuz here at The School of Jensen and Jared, we believe the children are our future…we’ll teach them well and let them lead the way. And honestly, I think we could learn a thing or two about Jared appreciation from our resident Baby Geniuses. I mean, CLEARLY they know a good thing when they see it – Y/Y?
Special thanks to Stank and ilkonecny for the McAwesome vid. You win, bb’s
DISCLAIMER: JENSEN ACKLES IS STILL A PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER. HOWEVER, UNTIL SOMEONE IS ABLE TO PRODUCE VIDEOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF BABIES BEING OBSESSED WITH HIM THE WAY THAT ALL BABY GENIUSES ARE OBSESSED WITH JARED PADALECKI, THEN WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO PROCLAIM TEAM PADALECKI AS THE WINNERS…OF EVERYTHING. YES, EVERYTHING EVER.
July 6, 2008 at 6:21 pm
That little GEENYUS is reading our blog!! Clearly she has most excellent taste!!
Best part of that vid?? When someone points at Jensen and the baby DOES. NOT. WANT. Ahahahahhaha *clap* From the mouth of babes…?
People, LISTEN TO THE KIDS!
Oh, and Jedi, little M better step up her game
July 7, 2008 at 1:02 am
GRAD party tonight!!! Whoo hooo!!! Yes, “The Monkey” is wise beyond her years! However since she’s discovered your site, she’s been hogging my laptop! *Sigh*
Oh and I feel the need to admit that I myself, am a Team Ackles whore. However, no matter how hard I tried, she WOULDN’T call HIM daddy. *shrug* She’s no ones fool. I suppose I will have to find someone else’s child to corrupt cause she’s not budging!
July 7, 2008 at 4:59 am
Please give up the pretence, you are not fans of Jensen, you praise him with one hand and bitch slap him with the other, change your website to School of Jared and have done with it.
July 7, 2008 at 5:14 am
Oh Snap. So cute, my *squee* gland has imploded.
That has given me the impetus for corrupting my niece as well as other people’s bb’s. It’s so awn, yo!!
Nowt but J2 love, y’all.
July 7, 2008 at 5:25 am
I’m betting someone here *koff*juniper*koff* shouldn’t see PETJA, yes? Will be too much of a shock?
That BB is precious, btw. How come only kids can get away with calling Jared “daddy” without getting weird looks? That is so unfair! Is it because they’re small!?! Is that why Jensen is allowed to call Jared “daddy”, too?
July 7, 2008 at 5:51 am
juniper Says:
July 7, 2008 at 4:59 am
**Please give up the pretence, you are not fans of Jensen, you praise him with one hand and bitch slap him with the other, change your website to School of Jared and have done with it.**
He definitely gets bitch slapped with one hand… but thats only because his pretty little ass deserved it. He needs to be Iked once in a while. Thats how we keep him in check. And as far as what that other hand is doing well…I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s doing a WHOLE LOT MORE than praising.
*hands and wrist begins to ache from exhaustion* >:) Ahem… who’s got next?!
July 7, 2008 at 6:14 am
Ooooohhhh!! I call dibs!!
*stretching in preparation*
July 7, 2008 at 6:46 am
*Releases kung-fu grip and passes the “baton” to Nightshade. Then curls up in bed sniffing hands in true “Superstar” fashion*
*sigh*
July 7, 2008 at 6:49 am
Hi,just want to say ‘I have a sense of humour *honest* I just had a crappy morning and was surfing for some jensen love and found your website instead and didn’t know what to make of it at first.
P.S Was totally having dirty thoughts about praising jensen one-handed at time of comment
July 7, 2008 at 6:50 am
~Stånk~ said:
He definitely gets bitch slapped with one hand… but thats only because his pretty little ass deserved it. He needs to be Iked once in a while. Thats how we keep him in check. And as far as what that other hand is doing well…I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s doing a WHOLE LOT MORE than praising.
*hands and wrist begins to ache from exhaustion* >
Ahem… who’s got next?!
IAWTC. Oooooh, Juniper…apparently you missed the Note From Your Professors post a while back. And you CLEARLY missed the World History post. Or maybe you just skipped over all the Jensen bits. Pfft. I dunno… either way, I don’t feel compelled to explain myself all over again. So you just keep on thinkin’ that, sweetpea…
and ~Nightshade~, you’d better watch your back, bb. Jedi might try to fight you for that spot in line.
July 7, 2008 at 6:56 am
Juniper said:
Hi,just want to say ‘I have a sense of humour *honest* I just had a crappy morning and was surfing for some jensen love and found your website instead and didn’t know what to make of it at first.
P.S Was totally having dirty thoughts about praising jensen one-handed at time of comment
Aww, no worries, bb. Just go back and read some of our other stuff. It’ll make more sense, why Jensen takes more shit from us than Jayred.
July 7, 2008 at 7:22 am
AJ – I’ve has already bulldozed everyone out of the way, now I’m front of the line! But thanks for being a member of Team Ackles, Nightshade. I think that makes 3 of us now!
July 7, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dammmmnnnn, I shoulda been paying closer attention… Frick! Team Ackles – represent!
July 7, 2008 at 8:23 am
Represent represent! But don’t forget to give em that smack down if he acts up ladies!
July 7, 2008 at 8:24 am
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July 7, 2008 at 8:30 am
I LIKE HER! I want to be in a study group with her so we can listen to AC/DC while we study J-Squared. And then take dance breaks… YAY.
Team Ackles Slut reporting for duty. Is it just hands today? Cuz I’ll wrap my lips around his cock so fast it’s not even funny.
July 7, 2008 at 8:38 am
Geesh look at that team spirit! *sheds a tear* I’m happy to know that sharing IS caring round these parts!
P.S. Haunted, I believe any orifice will suffice. LMAO
July 7, 2008 at 10:10 am
I’ll take a shift on the JenSIn train! Hells yeah! I have been working out (not really) but I think my arm can handle it!
July 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Hahaha Stank at the Ike Turner reference! Eat the cake bitch!
July 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm
P.S. Haunted, I believe any orifice will suffice.
Variety is key, isn’t it?
Just one thing… my nights belong to Daddy. Sorry, Jensen. Sorry, Jared.
July 7, 2008 at 1:10 pm
ahahahaha change the name to The School of Jared?? Most excellent idea bb. I’ll get right on that…
And Team Ackles has 3 members? hahahaha go team. Wow, i guess AJ and I better watch our backs. Or not. LMAO. Awww, its not your fault bbs.
July 7, 2008 at 1:20 pm
This is so cute. My 4-year old niece can recognize “Sammy” anywhere. She likes him because I do. My sister is definitely on Team Ackles but she’s not the fangirl type so I can never get her to visit sites like this. My niece is at the age where she’s beginning to question her mom so the situation is made of win. I get to corrupt my little one all I want. She watches Supernatural with me all the time. I love it when the young ones learn well from their elders.
July 7, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Yeah I think I’m a GREAT influence! *bats lashes innocently* http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6355/l48b6aa9f825fb95f606766ys5.jpg
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2268/l55c637e6ad826aab04ead9jx9.jpg
Hmmm… now that I think about it, I should probably be banned from childcare altogether. LOL.
July 7, 2008 at 3:59 pm
BWAH!
Stank, you can write on my ass anytime.
July 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm
“Hahaha Stank at the Ike Turner reference! Eat the cake bitch!”
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! Oooh, Anna Mae.
And now I feel compelled to watch What’s Love Got to Do With It. Brings the LULZ. I’m sure many would say that MT and I have a similar relationship with Jensen. Obv, we’d be Ike and he’d be Tina. Pfft. If he’d just eat the damn cake, and date who we tell him to date…
Anyhoo, it’s good to see Team Ackles FINALLY making a solid appearance around here. Come on out Ackleholics.
Don’t be scurred. Team Padalecki don’t bite (but we do kick and pull hair). Don’t mind us. We’ll just be over here on our knees in front of Big Daddy.
July 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm
“The Monkey” is a prodigy of the first order.
And I adamantly refuse to pick a team. I shall continue my incessant mockery of them both. Whaddya mean I need to actually like J2 to be a enrolled here?
July 8, 2008 at 4:53 am
Gotta agree with Maichan. The fun is all about the both of them! Together!
*whispers* Although I’m always leaning to the Ackles Team…
July 8, 2008 at 8:20 am
AC/DC? Hells yeah, bring the rawk… and the hands for laying the smack well and truly down. Mmmm yessum! All the better for soothing later…
OK, I confess that whilst still an avid Ackleholic, I gotta admit that Jayred has ermmmm… developed quite deliciously. Cheeky git, snuck in under the radar! Ne’er mind, the J-Squaredness is what it’s all about.
And Ike!! Brought the lulz!! And cake!! Oh my.
~x~
July 8, 2008 at 11:48 pm
I know! What the crap is happening to me and my unhealthy obsession with all things Ackles!? I feel myself slowly slipping into the “Jayred Zone” on almost a daily basis… G. D. you Padalecki! Your “Padabeam” is sucking me in slowly and then quickly, then a little slower, then about medium…. I’m a sick sick girl…..
I’m melting! I’m melting! Oh what a world!
July 9, 2008 at 9:39 am
While, after seeing Jpad in person last month has won me over to the grey side, I am still totally team Ackels. Unless I get them both. Then I might…but only because Jared is so tall. And funny. And dorkalious. But I’ll take the short one since nobody else seems interested anymore. He has sexy morning voice.
July 9, 2008 at 1:49 pm
The two of them together, yeah, that is what it’s all about. I do enjoy that. A LOT.
But… Jensen! I mean… guh!
Put your Padabeam away, Jared! It won’t work on me. You can’t make me change teams. (Oh, yeah, I’d fuck you in a heartbeat but I won’t change teams. ‘kay?)
In other news – John Winchester has a huge cock and fucks like a beast. That is all.
July 9, 2008 at 2:21 pm
In other news – John Winchester has a huge cock and fucks like a beast. That is all.
Hahahahah, thats good to know.
Haunted, can you vouch for this personally??
July 9, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Hells yeah! It’s true! I swear.
July 9, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Oooh… I heard The Beav is hung like a horse…. Can anyone confirm this little tidbit?
July 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
oh shucks, the vids no longer available!!!
July 9, 2008 at 4:08 pm
You know, that wouldn’t surprise me. It seems like it’s a requirement to be on the show. In fact, I heard that there are two…
Prerequisites:
1. name must start with “J;”
2. must have huge cock.
July 9, 2008 at 5:02 pm
^ I refuse to believe anything other than the above. All men that I dream to fuck must have huge horse peens.
July 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I feel that, Patty… Or I’d like to feel that…. heh.
July 10, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Yayy it works now. Who is the owner of that cute baby with the best taste in the wold? Can i rent her?