Orientation: ROLL CALL!!!
July 14, 2008
Well Sasquatches, the summer is flying right by. And soon enough, we’ll be starting the ‘08-’09 school year. But since our number of students has more than quadrupled since the beginning of last year’s fall semseter, we’ve decided to have orientation a little bit earlier this year. As in, right fucking now. Yes uh huh.
So, here’s how it’s gonna go. If you’re a newbie or a lurker, this is your chance to come out and introduce yourself to the class. If you’ve been around since day one, this is your chance to introduce yourself to the newbies. This is gonna be an interactive experience, so we expect everyone to participate. So don’t be shy, y’all. And if you wish to remain Anonymous but still wanna express your love of the Js, then you now have the option to comment as such. 
Also, we’re introducing Student ID’s this year. So make sure you have yours by September. Cuz everyone knows that having a Student ID will get you discounts…at the porn store.
Here are a couple of Samples:
Get yours today!
Ok, back to business. For anyone who’s unfamiliar with the Roll Call format, it goes a little something like this:
Alright, now that we’re all up to speed, let’s get this party started…
MT and I will start us off…
The School of Jensen and Jared, Roll Call
The School of Jensen and Jared, Roll Call
My name’s A-Jizzle (yeah)
Hot to the core (yeah)
And Jensen wants me (yeah)
Cuz I’m a whore.
ROLL CALL!
The School of Jensen and Jared, Roll Call
My name’s M-Tizzle (yeah)
And I’m a slut (yeah)
Cuz I’d let Jared (yeah)
Do it in my butt.
ROLL CALL!
The School of Jensen and Jared, Roll Call…
July 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Why do I have to be first? Because I don’t have anything better to do like work? Whatever.
My name is Patty
and I am not doing a poem thing because I suck.
Good.
Ask Jensen.
Major: Jensen by the Numbers (footlong,peeps!)
Minor: Blow Jobs
I belong to no clubs – I am a puppet master.
Member since: sometime last summer
Expiration: when the boys get fugly (never gonna happen)
Birthdate: before most of you beotches where born.
Can my Student ID have cock on it please? Thanks!
July 14, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Lol, jeez Patty, i’ll do it for you, mmkay? People, listen up…
Her name is Patty (yeah)
And she liked Went (yeah)
But she’s jumped ship (yeah)
Cuz he is bent (roll call)
…and of course, you’ll be needing an ID, Y/Y?
July 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I need to read the Urban dictionary more. I am just not keeping up with all the lingo. I think I got lost after “shocker”.
ID, yes, please.
July 14, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Sweet Lord of the Rings…i’m usually a total lurker, but this time i wanna be in too!
My name is Bossy (yeah)
and i’m also short (yeah)
but for Ja. padalecki (yeah)
Climbing will become my fav sport (roll call)
Major: X-ray eyes
Minor: Pen Twisting
(I wanna be in team Padalecki)
Member Since: A certain JDM/JA wall scene
Expiration: When Jared’s sweat will drop on me
Birthdate: Somewhere after my morning coffee
Nice to meet ya!
AJ NOTE: What a lovely intro, bb! I think you’ve earned yourself a Student ID.
WOOOOOT! TEAM PADALECKI, REPRESENT!!! Come on out, Sasquatches! Don’t be scurred!
July 14, 2008 at 6:57 pm
My name is Laney (yeah)
I have no remorse (yeah)
Cause I’d let Jensen (yeah)
Ride me like a horse!
Major: Equine Science (Jensen/Horse=OTP)
Minor: Photography
Yearbook Slut
Member Since: Fucking J-Squared became phenom.
Expiration Date: The next time I crack my skull and curse the Ackles.
Birth date: Bitch Facin’ and Barrel Racin’ Since ‘85!
AJ NOTE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I fucking love you. *snort* You win, you win… Here’s your Student ID, bb! Team Ackles in the house!!! Who else???
July 14, 2008 at 7:10 pm
My name is Chelle (yeah)
And I’m the best (yeah)
Sad Dean’s in Hell (yeah)
Still wanna touch his chest!
Major: Winchester Anatomy
Minor: JDM
Ghostfacers and adult A/V club (we brought you the Hell House towel scene…you’re welcome!)
Member since: Jensen was on Days
Expiration Date: when the jensen/jessica simpson sex tape is released.
Birthdate: Pimpin’ since ‘82!
AJ NOTE: Winchester Anatomy? Hell fucking YES! Here, have a Student ID, bb. Woot Woooot! *whispering* JDM would GET it…
July 14, 2008 at 8:38 pm
These are really brilliant! I love school!
July 14, 2008 at 9:20 pm
My name is Shannon
I love J squared…
Without Supernatural…
I feel impaired!
Ok, yeah – this isn’t my best subject.
Major – The Padalecki physiology
Minor – “Ackles”ademia
Member since I first found “I’m f*cking J sqared” on Youtube, but had I known – I would’ve been around much longer!
Expiration: Kripke’s 5 year plan
Birthdate: I am an older student, just call me non-traditional.
MT NOTE: PADALECKI PHYSIOLOGY??? I THINK YOU SHALL BE GRADUATING MAGNA CUM JARED, BB!!! WOOOOT. HERE’S YOUR STUDENT ID!
July 14, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Hell Yeah! Thanks!
This is better than my actual school idea (seriously, it is. I was sick when I took that pic.)
July 14, 2008 at 11:09 pm
School spirit!
My name is Bookie (yeah!)
And I am tiny!
But for Jared,
I’ll let him do my punani
I suck at this.
Major: Geography (Jared is an uncharted territory)
Minor: Kimono dance
Member since: 2005 when Jared first humped Jensen in publlic.
Expiration date: TBD or until Jared and Jensen break up (say it isn’t so!)
Birthdate: I’m out of college for two years already, bb.
MT NOTE: GIMME AN ‘I’, GIMME A ‘D’, WHAT’VE YOU GOT? A STUDENT ID, WOOOT WOOOT BB!!
July 15, 2008 at 1:10 am
OH Thank you!
Imma worship my ID like Jared does with his magnum size undies. *singing happily*
July 15, 2008 at 1:23 am
Sweetness! Finally a student id pic I can show off proudly!
July 15, 2008 at 1:45 am
Ohh!
My name is Caroline (yeah)
And I’ma ho (yeah)
Cause Jay and Jensen (yeah)
Make me go “ohhhhhhhhnngghhhh”.
Major: SuPORNatural creator/director/actress.
Minor: Padapen twirling.
Member Since: Jensen was doing Dean. Forester, not Winchester.
Expiration Date: Clarification on the word “expiration”. ?
Birth date: Let’s just say, I’m more than jailBAIT. I’m JAILISWORTHIT.
p.s. Why are you guys so amazing?
You own me. After the boys, of course, and not my vital, sexual parts.
Mostly everything not wanted by the boys, but still.
MT NOTE: LOLOL, IF WE OWN YOU, WE OWN YOU, BISH. AND THAT INCLUDES THE FUN STUFF
YOUR STUDENT ID IS VERY APT!
July 15, 2008 at 7:43 am
Oh, Man. I can’t wait to get my ID. I got my eye on some sweet new DVDs at the porn shop.
My name is Haunted (yeah)
and I’m a J3 whore (yeah)
hey, I’d fuck them all night long (yeah)
and then I’d beg for more! (roll call)
Major: Jensenomics
Minor: Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Film studies
School Paper Slut
Wincest Club
Giving Head Glee Club
Member Since: you guys started fucking J-Squared
Expiration: When Hell freezes over
Birthdate: Oh, Darlin’. Hell sluts like me aren’t born, they’re spawned
MT NOTE: HAVE FUN AT THE PORN SHOP WITH YOUR STUDENT ID, BB. I’D DEFINITELY RECOMMEND THIS BEAUTY. SYLVIAAAAAAA!
July 15, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Yay! Another with a Jeffrey Dean Morgan minor!
July 15, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Yay! Another with a Jeffrey Dean Morgan minor!
Chelle, looks like we should form a new club here at school. We need a name…
July 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Been lurking for a while–now I wanna play too!
My name is Kathy
and I’m not rich
but I’d pay to be the filling
in a J2 sammich!
Major: J2 Chemistry
Minor: Ackting (with an emphasis in ORAL interpretation)
Member Since: Sept. 2005
Expiration: When my panties finally dry out.
Birthday: Before Jared’s, but after Jensen’s
MT NOTE: HERE’S YOUR STUDENT ID ! LOLOL. WELCOME TO SCHOOL, BB. I EXPECT TO SEE YOUR ASS IN CLASS MORE OFTEN
July 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
My name is Jenn (yeah)
I’ve been lurking (yeah)
I’m in trouble now(yeah)
we know this will end in “jerking” (roll call)
Major: Putting a nickle in the swear jar
Minor: Acting like I’m not trolling the internet when I’m supposed to be working
Audio VISUAL club
Member Since: My mom made me watch DOOL
Expiration: Don’t see it coming
Birthdate: Sometime after Jensen, but before Jared
MT NOTE: LOLOL, JERKING?? ROUND THESE PARTS?? WHAT GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION?? *SNORT* HERE’S YOUR STUDENT ID! WELCOME TO SHU!
July 15, 2008 at 4:38 pm
OMG, I <3 my ID. Seriously, you bitches know me too well!
My name is Maichan (yeah)
Don’t care Went’s bent (yeah)
But Jen and Jared (yeah)
Are heaven sent!
*waves enthusiastically at the lurkers*
July 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Jnifr, love the minor. Let me know if you need tudoring. I get a pretty good grade in that class.
July 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm
My name is Mela (yeah)
I am a newbie (yeah)
I want Jared (yeah)
To freaking do me!
Majors: Padaleckism and English Cliterature
Minors: Winchester Lore and Supernatural Studies
Padalecki Appreciation Society member
The Underrated Ackles Association member
Wincest Writers and Readers Guild member
Member since: I discovered Fucking J-Squared on YouTube, loved the boys since my sister made me watch Supernatural
Expiration: When Jared loses his charm and Jensen stops being adorkable
Birthdate: One year after Jared
MT NOTE: GET IN LINE BISH. IF JARED’S DOING ANYONE, ITS ME FIRST. OH YES. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, YOU CAN FAP AWAY WITH YOUR STUDENT ID!
July 15, 2008 at 7:03 pm
ILOVEYOU!
*squish*
And I love my ID.
Too bad you guys cut me AND Jared out of the picture;)
Homecoming sex parties are mandatory, are they not?
Just saying.
July 15, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Homecoming sex parties are DEFINITELY mandatory. Jensen can be homecumming queen. *snort*
July 15, 2008 at 9:46 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Newbies and Lurkers, Lurkers and Newbies!!! Welcome to the party, Sasquatches! And I’m still LOLLING at the recent influx of Ackleholics. I ain’t never seen any of y’all at the meetings. Psssh.
Speaking of Jensen, since Jedi’s on vacay for a couple of weeks, I shall take it upon myself to do her roll call for her…
*ahem*
Her name is Jedi (yeah)
Oh yeah, she WINS! (yeah)
Cuz Jensen loves (yeah)
Her AND her twins (roll call)
July 16, 2008 at 12:16 am
My name is MoMo (yeah)
I love the J squared
and if you ride my ass (yeah)
At least pull my hair.
Major: Acklology (the study of all Acklisms)
Minor: Padalecki home economics (taste testing of all parts Padalecki)
Clubs
Leader of the Squee Club
President of the Mipples Examination Organization
Member since: Patty turned me on to the site
Expiration date: How about between never and the time I run out of batteries
MT NOTE: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HAIR PULLING FTW!!! HERE’S YOUR STUDENT ID BB! AND I’VE HEARD THE ONLY WAY TO FULLY EXAMINE A MIPPLE IS WITH YOUR TONGUE. NEED A HELPING HAND??
July 16, 2008 at 12:52 am
Oh my god, I have an ID! With Professor Jensen in kimono action as my id pic! I LOVE EET DAHLINGS!
July 16, 2008 at 7:26 am
Aww, thanks for the ID, MT. I love it!
Love(?) the pic of Jensen. He and I could be hell sluts together. Oooo… we should make a movie about hell sluts. Can we get extra credit for that?
Hell Sluts: Coming For You
July 16, 2008 at 8:35 am
Ok, here goes!
My name is Nightshade (yeah)
I’m hella fricken good (yeah)
Jensen, Jared and JDM? (yeah)
Of course I fucking would!!(roll call)
Majors: Asstrology 101 and Phys-Ackles Education
Minors: Physiology of the Padapeen and Sluttypants Stalker Photography
Clubs: Team Ackles, Wincest Appreciation Guild
Member since: Artificial Jensemination
Expiration: When Kripke relinquishes the contact for my soul. So, no.
Birth date: Nineteen twickety ten
MT NOTE: WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?? AA ARE REPRESENTIN’ NOW, HUH?? DID SOMEONE TELL YOU THERE’D BE FREE RUBBERS DURING ROLL CALL?? THEY LIED. BUT YOU CAN HAVE A STUDENT ID. IT’S JUST AS GOOD.
July 16, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Love LOVE L O V E it
July 16, 2008 at 5:25 pm
OMG LOOK AT EVERYONE!
OK I CANT THINK OF A POEM SO… OH WELL.
MAJOR: Ackles Anatomy
MINOR: Padaleckology (what a mouth full
Mclovin Club (just cause they broke up dont mean they still dont “love” each other
Member since: At some point
Expiration: HAHAHAHAHA
Birthdate: Old enough
July 16, 2008 at 8:22 pm
LOL, failboat!!!
Her name is Beth (yeah)
And yeah, she’s blunt (yeah)
She nicknames bitches (yeah)
With names like “Bunt” (roll call)
And here be’s your Student ID, bb. Enjoy!
July 16, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Truant?! Dammit!
*mumbles* That’s the LAST time I let Chris Kane talk me into blowing him behind the gym during class.
But srsly, I <3 my ID!
July 17, 2008 at 1:57 am
thanks for my ID I loves it. Booya!!
July 17, 2008 at 3:55 am
My name is Juma (yeah)
I’m a big slut (yeah)
‘Cause I would fuck them (yeah)
All 3 at once (roll call)
Major: Winchester sex group
Minor: J2 porn film
Member since: the begining
Expiration: until you guys are here
AJ NOTE: Woooot! Original SquareHead! And are we still reppng Team Ackles, Ju? Hm? Here’s your Student ID, bb.
July 17, 2008 at 5:00 am
I love mah brand spankin’ Student ID so much, I wanna take it behind the bicycle shed and get it pregnant!
Word.
July 17, 2008 at 7:44 am
I can’t tell y’all how happy it makes me to see all you other J-Cubed sluts. I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who wants to fuck three guys who may or may not be related all at the same time. I knew it was almost normal! Ha!
I FLOVE you guys! Seriously, if I had a heart I think it would implode right now. Let’s hold hands or make out or something. *sniffle*
In Daddy! News: Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s character in Watchmen looks smokin’ hot (check those arms), likes to dress in some tight, heavy duty bondage gear, and is described as a “gleefully amoral monster.” Oh, yeah. Rock it, Daddy!
(I hope it’s okay to link to this here.)
http://community.livejournal.com/papawinchester
July 17, 2008 at 10:13 am
Oh no lovie, you’re far from abnormal in our twisted little coven.
I must admit, I too have a massive JDM weakness as well. I’m pretty sure we all just have the same taste in men. That’s really all what it boils down to. Any male who looks remotely like J and J, or has potential to make us whimper and make obscene comments about when put next to Jared/Jensen (separately or not) is doomed to our twisted fantasy.
…I draw the line at Went though. For me.
*sorry*
Innnnn other news,
HI EVERYONE!
So happy to meet all of you.
And I’m pretty sure I got who you really are just from the four line poem so we don’t have to fuck around with any more personal conversation. Basically, we’re all sluts who have no sense of morality or ethics.
LET THE FUN BEGIN!
July 17, 2008 at 11:13 am
Thanks for the Student ID, it’s so much better than the one from the “real” college I go to. Yay for J2!!!!
July 17, 2008 at 1:56 pm
*decides to make out with PurePoiisonn first*
July 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Were we not already? :/
I figured we passed second base by now. Weird.
July 17, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Oh, that was you?!
Do that thing again. You know, that thing with your tongue.
July 17, 2008 at 7:38 pm
“In Daddy! News: Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s character in Watchmen looks smokin’ hot (check those arms), likes to dress in some tight, heavy duty bondage gear, and is described as a “gleefully amoral monster.” Oh, yeah. Rock it, Daddy!
(I hope it’s okay to link to this here.)”
It may not say so in the sidebar, but JDM is ALWAYS on topic, bb.
July 17, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Thanks, AJ. That’s good to know, because he’s always on topic for me, too. He keeps coming in to me in my dreams.
July 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm
BWAH!
In me. To me. Same thing. Shut up.
July 17, 2008 at 10:02 pm
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, HOR! ILY.
July 18, 2008 at 6:09 am
Ooooh, my turn, my turn!
Here’s my song, to the tune of “My Boyfriend’s Back”.
The Fevah’s back and ya’ gonna be in trouble (hey la, hey la… the Fevah’s back).
She’ll be comin’ soon, J2 best get here on the double (hey la, hey la… the Fevah’s back).
Hey- she’d been gone a’cheatin’ (with Went) NOW… she’s gonna get a beatin’…
From M-Tizzle, her lovah and her squeeze A-Jizzle, wah-ooo. wah-ooo
But, hopefully they’ve missed the Feve as much as she has missed them, wah-oooooo… she’ll have to wait and see!
Hi ladies!!!
Been a bad student, I must say. I skipped a lot last semester and I SUCK!! (literally & figuratively).
BUT this time, I’m back and ready to (mis)BEHAVE!
Double Major: English Cliterature & Jensenomics
Minor: Morganology (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)
Extracurricular Activities: Currently hazing for serority Cappa Alpha J2D2 – that’s Jensen, Jared, double dickin’ – MY favorite!!
Can’t WAIT ’til school starts again. Wah-fuckin’-hoo!!!!
Love You LADIES!
~ The Feve
July 18, 2008 at 6:13 am
Yes… apparently, I can’t follow instructions. I did a damn song, instead of roll call. Shit! AJ! MT! In trouble?
AJ NOTE: LOL. Welcome back, Feve.
Here’s your Student ID. Now get thee to the nearest porn store and show that off.
July 18, 2008 at 7:08 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
Awwww, we’ve missed yoooo. Stop leaving us, Fevah. We get sad when you go away.
And COURSE, since it’s you, we shall allow a song. Woot woooot! And you shall have your Student ID by the end of the day. Promise.
And please, for the love of goddess, tell me you’re coming to Chi-con again this year! *hopeful*
July 18, 2008 at 7:57 am
My name is Kris (yeah)
I tried hard to resist (yeah)
But JSquared came knockin’, (yeah)
Said: Kris, we insist! (roll call)
Major: Fanfiction: Wincest, Wee!cest, RPS
Minor: Podficology
Member since: Way too late
Expiration: I’ll be out when they are
AJ NOTE: Now was that so hard, bb? *sticking tongue out at you* LAWL. Here’s your ID, K. I certainly hope you approve – Y/Y? Coming up next, PUSH!
July 18, 2008 at 8:58 am
Here’s something interesting, sort of. This morning I had a dream that I gave Jared a banana. That’s all. Yeah.
I’m totally not kidding. It’s the first time Jared shows up in my Dream Playland (that I remember) and I give him a banana. Because I? Suck. And not in a good way. Anyway, care to share your insights or your laughter, Ladies ?
In Entertainment News: I just saw the Watchmen trailer. I was rewarded with a few seconds of Daddy! wielding a flamethrower. Toldja he was smokin’ hot! (Yeah, not funny, I suck. Remember?) I highly recommend. Daddy! + flamethrower = guh. He’s killing me.
July 18, 2008 at 10:12 am
satinfee’s my name (yeah)
and lurking’s my game (oh yeah)
hell ain’t that scary (yeah)
if you’re Dean’s secretary (ROLL CALL)
Major: Comparative Cliterature
Minor: Asstrology
Wensen Society
Wincest Club
Team Ackles
Member since C-box explosion
Expiration when Went starts to show up
Birthdate: it was all about Disco back then
AJ NOTE: SF!!! Welcome back to the comments section, bb! Here’s a Stoodent ID for yoooous. Enjoy!
July 18, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I absolutly love my student’s ID!
And Yes! I still ride the Team Ackles train!
July 18, 2008 at 10:04 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LOVE LOVE LOVE MY ID!!!!!!!!!!
July 19, 2008 at 1:08 am
I *love* all you crazy biznotches. Now let us do as Haunted suggests and get our freakin *ORGY* on. WOOOOT!
July 19, 2008 at 8:34 am
Orgy? Hells yeah. It’s about fucking time! If I don’t get every square inch of my ass spanked today, I’m gonna pitch a major bitch.
Just sayin’.
July 19, 2008 at 10:48 am
His name is Jared (yeah)
I make him twitch (yeah)
So, please excuse me (yeah)
While I top this bitch (roll call)
By the way, can I have Jedi’s picture on my Student ID?
I love twins.
AJ NOTE: Ahahahahaha, NO! *srs face* I think your Not-A-Student ID would be much better suited to you if it featured your own assets, bb.
July 19, 2008 at 10:56 am
His name is Jensen (yeah)
He’s sure got balls (yeah)
Thinkin’ he can TOP me? (yeah)
Sure brings the LOLs (roll call)
ahahahaha, dream on m-m-midget
AJ NOTE: Happy Birthday, Sasquatch! Here, have a Not-A-Student-ID, sweetpea! And I concur, Jensen is just full of teh LULZ, now isn’t he? Pfft.
July 19, 2008 at 11:01 am
His name is Jared (yeah)
And sure he’s tall (yeah)
But I’d whoop his ass (yeah)
In any brawl (roll call)
Bring it, Ginormitron.
July 19, 2008 at 11:04 am
His name is Jensen (yeah)
He just told a lie (yeah)
I just called him short (yeah)
And made him cry (roll call)
Baby, you couldn’t handle all this. Nu-uh.
July 19, 2008 at 11:49 am
HELL, YEAH! The boys are here just in time for the orgy! SCORE!!
Here, Jared. *Hands Jared a banana.*
July 19, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Ohh Jensen, over here over here!
I’ll comfort you!!!
Jared on the other hand, needs to be punished.
Where’s that damn paddle?!
July 19, 2008 at 10:03 pm
“Ahahahahaha, NO! *srs face* I think your Not-A-Student ID would be much better suited to you if it featured your own assets, bb.
”
That picture of me is amazing, if I do say so, myself. I approve.
Now, onto more pressing matters…
His name is Jared (yeah)
And he’s full of shit (yeah)
Cuz what you see (yeah)
Ain’t what you get (roll call)
…What? It’s true.
July 19, 2008 at 10:07 pm
His name is Jensen (yeah)
His game ain’t bad (yeah)
But I’M the best sex (yeah)
He’s never had (roll call)
You still wanna stick with Elta, baby?
July 19, 2008 at 10:15 pm
His name is Jared (yeah)
His hair is shaggy (yeah)
But he’s got no ass (yeah)
So his pants are saggy (roll call)
At least she’s got boobs. What could you possibly have that I want?
July 19, 2008 at 10:17 pm
His name is Jensen (yeah)
He loves my physique (yeah)
I’ve got dick for days (yeah)
He’s got ass for weeks (roll call)
You know you want to ride this ride, Ackles.
July 19, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Hahahaha, I hate you. I’m only being nice to you cuz it’s your birthday.
…and because I’ve been drinking since 9 AM.
July 19, 2008 at 10:23 pm
His name is Jensen (yeah)
He likes to watch porn (yeah)
He begs me to mark him (yeah)
With a unicorn (roll call)
Kinky bastard. Stop blaming the alcohol.
July 19, 2008 at 10:29 pm
His name is Jared (yeah)
Jokes, he’s got ‘em (yeah)
But he’s an asshat (yeah)
Cuz I DON’T BOTTOM (roll call)
I’ma need to drink a hell of a lot more than this to make you pretty enough to fuck with, Padalecki.
But I will admit to being kinky. Everyone knows this.
July 19, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Excuse me y’all. I’ma go top this bitch.
July 19, 2008 at 10:33 pm
You must be on the verge of passing out, you drunk bitch, cuz the only way you’re mounting this is in your dreams.
I’ll be on the couch…
July 19, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Correction, you’ll be bent OVER the couch.
Aaaand you’ll be loving every second of it.
July 19, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Get. Fucked.
July 19, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I think the phrase you’re looking for is ‘fuck me’. Oh i shall bb, i shall.
July 19, 2008 at 10:39 pm
*bitchfacing*
July 19, 2008 at 10:41 pm
*goes crosseyed*
Lol, we are mocking each other, right??
July 19, 2008 at 10:49 pm
*farts at you, while snotting on myself*
You’re an ass.
Oh, shit. That was a big glob of spit….
July 19, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Lol, you don’t have to spit, bb. I bought lube…
July 19, 2008 at 10:57 pm
You’re the exact opposite of hilarious.
July 20, 2008 at 8:41 am
Make love…not war, boys.
btw, where the hell are Fairy, Pup, and Vel? This post needs more Team Padalecki representation. The AA crew is staging a Coup…I can feel it. LOLOL. ZOMG!
July 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Oh shit! Where the hell have I been?!! Shame on me for missing roll call! Okay so here goes…
My name is ~Stånk~ (yeah)
and I’m one hell of a card(yeah)
Jensen is the prettiest big dicked bastard out there (yeah)
even if he’s a tard!
Major: Ackles in Shackles (The Art of Bondage and S&M)
Minor: Advanced Padapeen Doodling (Think Superbad!)
Clubs & Organizations: Ackles Jackals Cheerleading Squad, The Bible for Idiots Study Group, Save Our Sasquaches Committee, Who’s on Bottom Debate Team, Team Ackles – GOOOOOOOOO TEAM!
Member since: I was smacked in the head by a large salami wielded by Mr. Ackles.
Expiration: When masturbation is illegal
Birthday: Mischief Night
July 21, 2008 at 3:12 am
Thanks for my ID, AJ! Love it!
Go Ackles! Go Ackles!
*dances*
July 21, 2008 at 5:44 pm
P.S. Donde estas my I.D. yo? I’m DYING to get one!
July 24, 2008 at 7:15 am
^Awwww, I’m sorry, bb. Hadn’t checked in, in a while. Here have some BICEPS OF DOOM – Y/Y?
July 24, 2008 at 7:35 am
*GUH* Greatest ID EVER. No really… It’s going in my wallet.
July 25, 2008 at 10:09 am
I am verrrry late because I was on vacation… Do I still get enrolled for the next school year?
My name is Bel
my destiny’s hell
bring out the fire and brimstone
cause with J2 I’m never home alone
(ok, that sucked)
Major: Advanced J2ology and Reception History of RPS Slash
Minor: The Dynamics of Iris Coloration
Clubs & Organizations:
Team Padalecki
Club for the Worship and Preservation of the Monument of Jensen Ackles’ lips
BDSM J2 Assocation of Europe
Member since: The great schism of the c-boxes
Expiration: When my wrist won’t cooperate anymore
Birthday: A cougar for Jared, a sister in crime for Jensen
July 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Hey!!!!
Mel here trying to get to school…lol
I’m not gonna make a poem, cause i’m actually really bad but i will fill my id.
Major: Jensen’s house
Minor: The awesome Jarensen team (why did i write that? Really…not funny…hehe
Member since: today
Expiration: when the all Earth explodes
Birthday: god knows when. LOL
July 29, 2008 at 9:30 pm
I’m a total lurker but I wants me a student I.D
My name is Ashley
And I don’t cut class
I wouldn’t miss the chance
to look at Jensen’s Ass
Major: Deanisms
Minor “Physical Education”
Expiration date: When Jensen hooks up with Paris Hilton…Oh who am I kidding? I’d have a threesome with her if it meant getting in bed with Jensen
Birthday: ‘85
July 29, 2008 at 10:52 pm
“\O/” “\O/”
| GOOOOOO TEAM ACKLES!!! |
/\ /\
I love that all the lurkers are cumming out! *sheds a tear* I used to be one! *smishes all newbies and lurkers*
July 29, 2008 at 10:53 pm
WTF? Goddammit! I had cool little cheerleader people! Effing crap!
July 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm
oooh god i dont know what to say now….
um here goes
my name is charlie
ive got a lot to gain
coz jensen turns me on
when he’s all tied up in chaines
Major: ackles in shackles
Minor: jensen ackles amazing arse
Team ackles
society for the worship of jensens perfect DSL’S and arse
Member since: i was bitch slapped by lust and guided to the heaven that is wincest.
Expiration: when jared and jensen come out and have a civil ceremony and my brain explodes.
Birthday: everyday when the boys are concerned
July 30, 2008 at 4:47 pm
oooooh i so need my id to have jensen s arse on it …………. PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE *BEGGING *
July 30, 2008 at 8:12 pm
yeh i need one too. But im not a begger. Unless I have to.
July 30, 2008 at 10:34 pm
My name is Mari
and I’m fairly new
Just one question
To get on the Dean’s List
who will I have to do?
Major: Asscopothy (The study of Ackles Ass Inside/Out)
Minor: Debate (Jensens Bigger than Jareds!!)
Clubs & Organizations: Only the ones that require minimal suction.
Expiration: When politicians show reverance to SPN
Birthday: When it’s convenient
ID Please…….
July 30, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I don’t have much to say, what can I do to receive student ID?
August 1, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Okay so it is like so obvious that I jacked this up somehow so, how does one get rid of our screen name and our email address, so that everytime someone wants to reply they don’t see my name.
August 2, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Here we go:
My name is Liz (yeah)
And I’m prepared (yeah)
To drink the Jizz (yeah)
Fresh from J-Squared (rolecall)
Major: Underwear Porn
Minor: The Kama-Sutra J2 Style
Clubs: Team Padalecki
Member since: I discovered everything really is bigger in Texas….
Expiration: I’m in it for life
Birthdate: So close behind Jared…
August 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Liz, I think i love you already. *wishes my name was Liz so i can steal your rollcall*
TEAM PADALECKI PWNS!! This is not news.
August 4, 2008 at 1:43 pm
The feelings mutual!
TEAM PADALECKI all the way…..
August 4, 2008 at 1:46 pm
*cough* TEAM ACKLES *cough*
August 8, 2008 at 2:00 am
I WANT AN I.D.!!!!
ahem…
My name is Sabrina
and no, not the witch
but show me Jensen Ackles
and I’ll bark like a bitch
ahem…
Major: Ackles in Shackles (I guess, lol– it sounds like fun!)
Minor: WinchestHOR
Club(s): Team Ackles, Ackleholics [not so]Anonymous(anymore, oops)
Member Since: I became horny and went looking for hot guys to drool over
Expiration: none; I’m in it for as long as I LIVE!!!
Birthday: three days before the month that lies two months after the month in which the celebration of love is… celebrated.
August 8, 2008 at 2:20 am
WTFuck did I miss!? When Did the J’s start attending classes!? Why didn’t any of yous twat waffles invite me to this so called “orgy”!? Bad classmates! BAD!
August 8, 2008 at 4:33 am
Uh hu i’m bad! You can punish me if you want, it’s not too late though, make yours!
Looking at my shiny precious ID muhahaha!
*runs while whistling*
August 15, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Yeah I’m really late I know…can I still get an ID too? PLEASE!
My name is Nimrod (yeah)
Yes it’s true (yeah)
I maybe a hardcore Jensen fan (yeah)
but I’d definately screw Jared too! (roll call)
Major: Ackles in Shackles (The Art of Bondage and S&M)
Minor: J2ology
Clubs: Team Ackles, Jensen’s DSLs Appreciation Guild, Wincest Appreciation Guild
Member since: My hormones kicked in
Expiration: No day soon that’s for sure
Birthdate: That day…
I know u girls are going through a whole Jensen-is-bad-and-not-in-the-kinky-way thing but if I do get an ID can it be of something with him on it! PWEASE?
August 16, 2008 at 8:02 am
Is it too late to register?
My name is Laura S.
i wanna lick Jared’s chest
I may not get A’s in school
but I’ll surely do my best
..roll call
Major:Undeclared(seriously considering Sasquatch Anatomy 101)
Minor:Candy Making
Clubs: Team Padalecki, Future Fucking Leaders of America(just making fun of my FBLA high school years)
Member Since:I decided to transfer schools
Expiration:the end of 4ever
Birthdate:I’m a 20yo Lioness.
August 26, 2008 at 8:48 pm
WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR ID’S IVE BEEN WAITING FUCKING AGES, PLEAZE TO BE SENDING THEM RIGHT AWAY SCHOOL STARTS SOON AND I AINT BREAKING AND ENTERING……….. AGAIN!!!!!
September 10, 2008 at 9:20 am
Better late than neva!
Hi my name is Jo (yeah)
I’m not from the show (yeah)
I’m a ho (YEAH)
For J2! (roll call)
Major: Jensen-physics
Minor: Photography
Wincest & J2 Writing Appreciation Society
Team Ackles
Proud member of DEAN – FFFWF
Member (Lurker): Since Jensen went Down
Expiration: Never
Birthday: Between the two J’s!
September 10, 2008 at 6:02 pm
There wont be a poem/song from me, simply i want to save you from the shit that it would be.
I didnt do my ID yoke thingy did I? (can i have two majors?) Im not a yank so this is right over my head.
If I can – Major: PJAA. Photography of Jensen Ackles Arse. Teehee. As well as J2ology.
Minor: Deanisms.
Teams: Team Ackles *yesss, hes humourless at times but COME ON!*
Jaredswordvomitisms. Tis funny shit. Hes so adorkable and i need to include him somewhere.
The JDM Appreciation Society.
Im a hard ‘working’ student.
Member since: Of SPN from day one. Of SHU…Im sure i would have been from day one had i known about it. Tis tres awesome.
Expiration : In death us do part, and even then if its Kripke written i may be back.
Birthday: 28/09/85!
23 in 18days! Eeek!
November 17, 2008 at 2:43 pm
So, I’m a transfer from UK-Smallville but they totally dropped my major-Bald Bad-Asses in Modern Slash and since I’ve been auditing SHU for a while I figured now was as good a time as any…so here we go…
Roll call
They call me Plan_K (yeah)
I do good deeds (yeah)
Mainly for J2(yeah)
While on my knees! (roll call)
Major: Ackles in Shackles
Minor: Padalecki Predilections
Activites:
Sqeeeee Squad
Member of the Padalecki Pets
People for the Unethical Treatment of Ackles
Dean v. Jensen Fantasy Fight Club
Member Since: Jensen was the hot Days guy
Expiration: When Kripke meets the Cryptkeeper
Birthday: Nov 4 Scorpi-ho!
January 15, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Here goes nothing:
The name is Kayla (yeah)
But they call me dinner (yeah)
Without Padalecki (yeah)
I couldn’t be a winner (roll call)
Major: Nose Acting
Minor: Ackle’s Ass Equation
[I'm a Padawhore]
Member Since: Summer ‘08
Expiration: When Jayred & Jensen stop doing it.
Birthday: Every year.
ID please? I’m already late for school! Sorry for being so late!
January 16, 2009 at 12:46 am
I’m called Triotroll (yeah)
a romantic queer (yeah)
I sense J2 love (yeah)
through atmosphere (yeah)
(roll call)
Major: J2 Physics
Minor: Beard Cryptology
Club: Team Ackles
Member Since: I verified the existence of J2 electrons
Expiration: Always & Forever
Birthday:The month of the Leo
I want an ID pretty, pretty please! With nipples on top. =o)
March 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I suppose later’s better than nevvah, right? Well, I’ll give it a (terrible) shot…
The name’s Ellinor
I’m (no longer) a SHU lurker
Swedish exchange student hor
But then again, everyone loves a jerker (wuuut?!)
Major: JenSIN Nude Photography
Minor: J2 Layer Studies, English Cliterature (for educational purposes)
Team Ackles, Mt. Jensen climbing, Nose Acting, Dictionary-reading….
Member Since: I’m ashamed – not long enough.
Expiration: When this school no longer bringeth the lulz.
Birthday: Jailbait ’til October!
June 3, 2009 at 4:29 am
Dont have a poem :’(
nutsack
major:Asstrology 101 and Ackles in Shackles
Minor: Raping J2 WHAT! who said that * looks around* teehee
June 28, 2009 at 1:02 am
yo muh names Melinda.
I’m here to let ya know.
I’d do ANYTHING
to be j-square’s ho.
Major: J-squared Anatomy,
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Minor: Math [ex: Jensen + Me + bed = Smiley
Extra-Curriculars:
Jensen’s Ten Inch Hero *wink wink*
Taking j-squared to dark corners and having my way with them.
Licking gorgeous men whose names start with “J”
July 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm
hello… i am jared’s dark secret… also known as ladystatham, also known as the bomb, oh and the mutha fuckin princess… and i’m new to the school, and all i have to say is i don’t care what size jared is, i’d still ride it till the wheels fall off:D