SPN Prep: Tall Tales

August 31, 2008

“Sorry I’m dragging a little ass today. Had quite the night last night. Lots of sex, if you catch my drift.”

“Yeah, me too, my brother, he wants to go at it again, and again, and again, and once more. I have problems saying no.”

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Team Ackles! Team Padalecki! It’s time, Hors!!! Let the brotherfucking games commence!!!

Challenge One: Little Bang!

I’m sure most if not all of you have heard of a lil’ phenom within’ our lovely little fandom known as Big Bang, Y/Y? Hot porn is HOT! It’s the best of the best and keeps us preoccupied for MONTHS!

drawing by griseldajane

So, in honor of the magnificence that is Big Bang, our first competition shall be to write a fic of our own…

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Well, looky here. With the very first Frat challenge about to be set, Team Padalecki are throwing their shit down, stating their claim, kicking ass and taking names. Y’all said bring it, well consider it brought-en.

TEAM PADALECKI IS MADE OF WIN.
IRREFUTABLE TRUFAX!

Evidence…?

BURNNNNNNN!!! Made by the awesome Maichan. Team Padalecki pwns y’all. Whatcha got Team Ackles?? Do you have a personal enabler? No, no you do not. FAIL.

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“By the way, I saw your Dad down there. He says HOWDY…”

“He also commends you for the crackerjack job you’re doing up here, keeping your brother safe. Dumbass. “

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“Hey, did you bring quarters?…”

“Yes, but only to bounce off your ass. Bend over.”

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SPN Prep: Nightshifter

August 27, 2008

“Who are you working for?? The men in black?? The mandroid??..”

“No, we work for tips, bb. Get your wallet out. “

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Sasquatches! Welcome to our first Mock Trial case of the semester. Today’s case is…well, the same as every other case we’re ever gonna review. It’s the case of Jensen and Jared vs. Heterosexuality. Let’s review today’s ~not-a-crime~ in question, shall we?

Ladies and gentleman of the jury…Now I ask you, is there ANY way that these two totally manly men from Texas who are CLEARLY nothing more than totally platonic friends could possibly be mistaken for gay lovers? I think not. Let’s review the evidence…

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SPN Prep: Playthings

August 25, 2008

“This one, he’s got a major doll collection back home…”

“…of the blow-up variety. He’s always dressing ‘em up in skimpy outfits.”

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Theology 101: Revelations

August 24, 2008

This week in Theology, we shall take an in-depth look into the Book of Revelations…more specifically:

Chapter 1: Rosenbaum is the Almighty

You ever wondered what the face of God looks like?

Well there it fuckin’ is…

That’s right, Rosey is GOD

…and don’t you motherfucking forget it. The power of the Rosenbaum is so powerful, that it turns even the most ardent J2 Whores into believers. Tru. Fucking. Fax. Just this weekend, Jedi (yes, the one that co-heads Team Ackles), took a lil’ trip to an event called FanExpo ’08 up in Toronto. And let’s just say, she walked away…TOUCHED…

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SPN Prep: Hunted

August 24, 2008

“He said that I had to save you, that nothing else mattered; and that if I couldn’t, I’d…I’d have to kill you…”

“…with sex, Sammy. Hot, sweaty, nekkid sex. “

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