SPN Prep: Shadow
August 6, 2008
“Bite me”
“…Is that a singular request?”
Episode 16: Shadow
MT‘s Favourite Moment: Jared’s FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS. FINGERS.
AJ‘s Favourite Moment: These two sexass brotherfuckers walkin down the street in matching uniforms = INSTANT “O” FACE. This is my FAVORITE doublemint twins moment from S1. Mmmm…men in uniform. and the HAIR! *flailing*
Our Highlights of Shadow:
Listening to AJ’s audio porn. The necessity for every commute. OH NOES!! THE PRON HAS STOPPED!! Someone call Krissie. Reserves! Reserves!
LOL “Hello?” FAIL, BB. Never talk to strangers. Unless they’re 6’4″ and try to lure you in a van with candy. In which case, go on get your twizzle on 
AAAAAAHHHHHHH!! It’s the marshmallow man. Or not.
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT. She takes it downtown. Dean, however, likes the skin flute.
JUMPSUITS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WANT. ON. THAT. “I feel like a high school drama dork.” LAWL. It could be worse Dean, you could be a cheerleader. *snort*
THE HAIR!!!!! lego head FTW. I just wanna hold on to it and ride that all. night. long.
“These outfits cost hard earned money.”
“Whose?”
“Ours. You think credit card fraud is easy??” Oh Dean, i don’t think you find anything hard. Except your brother. Pshh. PADACOCK!!
“Your alarm’s about as useful as boobs on a man.” O rly? Moobs huh?? You know Dean would find that plenty useful.
“Ma’am you mind if we take some time…give this place my brother a once over”
This epi is sooooo. full. of. teh. fucking. pretty. GUHH HAND PORN!! I want him to take me behind the bleachers and make me pregnant.
Connect the dots lifesize. Easier than scrabble, huh Deem.
Dean getting his hetero on. “You get anything besides her number?” That would be a negative.
“You mind doin’ a lil thinking with your upstairs brain, dean??” LAWL. For serious Sam?? You didn’t think before you said that out loud, did you huh?? Dean Wincester only ever thinks with his downstairs brain. Tru fax.
Oh looky what we have here. “Sam is that you?” FAIL Meg. How many other ginormous gorgeous brotherfuckers do you see looking like that?? Shall i tell you?? Zero. ZE-RO.
“I’m just in town…visiting friends.”
“Where are they?” Meg is Blunt. I like that [/joker]
“I met whatshisname… something Michael Murray at a bar”
“Who??” EL.OH.EL. Next thing you know Meg, you’ll be meeting that Jemsem Ankles guy on the internet, and getting a C&D…
“What are the odds we’d run into each other?” LOL. STALKER.
“DUDE, COVER.YOUR.MOUTH” Yeah, Dean, put a cock in it.
“Why don’t you let him do what he wants to do.” Yeah, let him put it in your butt Dean.
“The way you told me he treats you…if it were me I’d kill him” Oh meg. You crack my shit up.
“We should hook up whilst your in town. I’ll show you a HELL of a time.” Shes pretty fucking funny, no?
“You bitchin’ about me to some chick?” LOL, indignant.
“I think there’s something strange going on here Dean”
“Yeah tell me about it, she wasn’t even that into me” When will you learn bb, this is the Sammy show. You are an extra expendable.
“There’s something about this girl, I cant quite put my finger on”
“Yeah but I bet you’d like to.” I know where I want him to put his fingers…lol, wut?
“Maybe youre thinking a lil too much with your upstairs brain, huh??” Dean totally checked out the package. STATE YOUR CLAIM BB.
“I’m gonna watch Meg”
“Alright you lil pervert”
“You got a funny way of showing your affection.” As long as he shows it by pounding me through the mattress, it’s alllll good.
“Why don’t you go knock on her door, and invite her to a poetry reading or whatever it is you do” The only thing i want him reading to me is porn. Lots and lots of porn. Sexily.
“Name the last book you read” LOL. Playboy is not a book, Deem.
“Why don’t you go give that girl a private strippergram”
“Bite me”
“No, bite her, don’t leave teeth marks though, just enough to…” Sam can mark me up anytime. OWNED!
Sammy gets his perv on. GET SOME. LAWL BUSTED!!
Some fabulous nose acting you got goin on there Sammy.
Sam’s wearing a thong?? S’pretty farking kinky. You know Dean’s going commando..
Meg gets refused a cell phone deal. Raw.
FINGER ME!!!!
SYNCHRONISED TALKING FTW. Their connection obviously goes deep like Jared.
“Sammy’s got a thing for the bad girl.” He likes it when you’re a bad girl Dean.
LOL, i hope you’re not ringing Meg, Dean. Devil cup’s got no signal.
ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH. Someone give this boy a sponsorship deal. I’ll be his fluffer. I’m so selfless.
“You’d go back to school???” Awww Dean is knocked back pissed.
“Theres gotta be something you want for yourself.” Yes. Your ass Sam. And maybe some pie.
“I don’t want you to leave the second this is over…Why do you think I drag you every where?” Umm, to fuck me? BREAKING MY HEART BOYS! Just fuck already.
Keep it down Dean. Jeebus. That panting can be heard a mile off. Keep off the donuts and get to the gym. Sam might like you with a bit more to grab hold of, but you can’t kill demons by throwing pie at them.
MEG IS SMARTZ. Or she heard Dean panting like a whore.
Surprise buttsex!! Gawd clawed up Sammy is hot.
“Sam don’t take this the wrong way…but your girlfriend?? She’s a bitch” So you don’t think he should take her home to meet Mom? Oh wait…
God would you look at his throat. Want to lick on that.
“Go to hell”…”Baby i’m already there” THE FUCK?? YOUR CROTCH IS IN HIS FACE. That is WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN. Ingrate.
Meg crawling all up on my Sammy. You know Sam was packin heat. And Dean enjoyed it…FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
“Soarin, flyin, there’s not a star in heaven that she can’t reach” Oh. Wait…
“Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets of crazy.” Rules AJ and I out. Pfft.
“Hey boys” Daddys home…and he only has eyes for Sammich. SHUNNNNUH.
What is it with all the motherfucking dimples on this show??
“I’m your father” you sure about that Darth John? Mary coulda been knockin off the mailman, s’all i’m sayin’.
“Oh hai Meg.” THIS IS SPARTAAAAA Nugget tiemz nao?
Lol Dean mounting Daddy? Time and place Dean. Time and Place.
Clawed up sexy motherfuckers. WANT.
“Dad cant stay, he’s got the herp vulnerable when hes with us”
“Be careful boys”…use condoms. And lube.
August 6, 2008 at 10:28 am
I love this episode. It has Meg and two generations of Winchester hotness.
August 6, 2008 at 11:00 am
This episiode is LUV.
Everybody looks great – hair, nose, HANDS! Sammeh mouth breathing all over Meg while Deem is trying to “get away”. Bloody bros are HOT! Sammeh gets called a perv not once but twice! (it’s true peeps) Meg is the best chicky on the show ever. The boys need some realy bitch something regular.
Special mention for all the hand porn this episode. It’s finger lickin’ good. These boys have soe seriously long fingers.
August 6, 2008 at 12:28 pm
“Sam might like you with a bit more to grab hold of, but you can’t kill demons by throwing pie at them.”
LMAO
Poor Dean! I’m supportive.
If only it could be possible i would rather throw turkey legs at their faces. It’s just my opinion. *snort*
August 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Papa Winchester makes me feel all wiggly inside! It’s either him or the sushi I ate earlier. I’m pretty sure it’s him…. I think…
August 6, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Laneylou: Papa John does the same for me!
He’s a hot mofo. Just hearing his voice could make me pregnant.
August 6, 2008 at 2:49 pm
“He’s a hot mofo. Just hearing his voice could make me pregnant.
LMAO! It’s so true. You have no idea how many horrible Rachael Ray clips I suffer through on youtube just to stare at him
p.s. Fantastical news…guess who’s playing a closeted gay man in the new Ang Lee flick? JDM!
August 6, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Awww, look at all the Daddy!love.
I agree. Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the sexiest Daddy ever. Blazingly hot.
August 6, 2008 at 5:56 pm
The buckets-of-crazy line is like my new insult
August 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I have no idea what this post is about, you lost me at “audio porn” when I went looking for some. *shrugs*
August 6, 2008 at 6:01 pm
I love it when Sam and Dean dress alike in their little costumes. Sexy.
Meg with Sam and Dean. What a slut! She should get some kind of Slut Medal of Honor or something.
Another love triangle. Aww, can The Boyz’s relationship handle another bump in the road?
Have I mentioned that I think John Winchester is smokin’ hot? And all three Winchesters together? Sweet fuckin’ Christ on a cracker – SCORCHING! That is all.
It was just another trick of the light -
Dean: I gotta say, Dad made it just fine without these stupid costumes.
Translation: Dad and I never had to roleplay to spice things up in the bedroom.
Dean: I’m just saying these outfits cost hard-earned money. You think credit card fraud’s easy?
Translation: I’m just saying these outfits cost hard-earned money. You think whoring’s easy?
Sam: You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?
Translation: I’m jealous of the bartender. And stop acting like such a slut, you whore!
Meg: Sam, I’m sorry. It’s just the way you told me he treats you. If it were me, I’d kill him.
Translation: I’m gonna try to kill Dean.
Meg: We should hook up while you’re in town. I’ll show you a hell of a time.
Translation: I’m a Hell Slut. For reals.
Dean: Who the hell was she?
Translation: I’m jealous of Meg. I’m the only Hell Slut you should be interested in.
Sam: I dunno. I only met her once.
Translation: I dunno. I only fucked her once.
Dean: Were you bitching about me to some chick?
Translation: I can’t believe you’ve been blabbing about our relationship to some girl!
Sam: No, I mean our kind of weird.
Translation: I think Meg has a thing for her father, too.
Sam: I met Meg weeks ago, literally on the side of the road.
Translation: I fucked Meg weeks ago, literally on the side of the road.
Meg: Yes, Sir. I’ll be here waiting for you.
Translation: Sam and Dean aren’t the only Daddy!lovers around here.
Dean: No, bite her. Don’t leave teeth marks, though.
Translation: I’m the only one you should be marking.
Dean: I say trash that black altar, grab Meg and have ourselves a friendly little interrogation.
Translation: I say trash that black altar, grab Meg, and have ourselves a friendly little threesome.
Dean: I don’t think we should do this alone.
Translation: I’m in the mood for some Daddy!lovin’.
Dean: We think we got a serious lead on the thing that killed Mom.
Translation: We think we got a serious lead on the thing that fucked Mom.
Dean: It’s never gonna be over.
Translation: I will always be in love with you, Sam. Always. Forever.
Dean: Yeah, I don’t want you to leave the second this thing is over, Sam.
Translation: I can’t believe you’re thinking about breaking up with me!
Dean: You and me and Dad, I want us to be together again.
Translation: You and me and Dad, I want us to be TOGETHER again.
Dean: Sam, the next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets o’ crazy.
Translation: Sam, getting mixed up with girls is crazy. I’m the only one you should be fucking.
August 6, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Chelle, was this role specifically written for him because it sounds strangely familiar and erotic… SEXY! *teehee*
August 6, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I don’t know, LaneyLou. I just hope there’s a “Brokeback Mountain” type sex scene.
August 6, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I can totally picture Papa Winchester hollering, “I wish I knew how to quit you!” Classic…
August 6, 2008 at 7:01 pm
“I have no idea what this post is about, you lost me at “audio porn” when I went looking for some. *shrugs*”
Well, fuck me, Jared. I totally recorded Push for you and forgot to edit it to send. I am a tard. Plz to be forgiving me and my lack of brain cells. I shall get back on that pronto, bb. Promise.
Speakin of promises, half the new batch of stoodent ID’s are done, and I’ll post ‘em soon as the rest are ready. Woot Woooot.
August 6, 2008 at 7:50 pm
My favorite line is when Dean straps on his jealous bitch: “Who the hell was she?!” And I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed the Sammy thong. Still have no idea what happens right after that.
August 6, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Yes, sooooooo much pretty in this episode! Now I’m going back to watch it again and just watch Sam’s hands. See what you people are doing to me?
(I love it!)
August 7, 2008 at 4:41 pm
OH AJ! HAO I LOVE THEE RITE NAO!!!!!!!
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