Cheerleading Tryouts: Day 1-Taylor Cole
August 10, 2008
Well, Sasquatches…it seems to be the general consensus that perhaps with having a school all to himself, Jay-red might be a little lonely – y/y? *pout* And, since our “head cheerleader” is no longer with us *snort*, we’ve decided that we should prolly go head and hold cheerleading tryouts to find a suitable replacement for whats-his-face with the obscene mouth, and the crinkly eyes, and…and… *drifts off*
ANYWAY!… So! The quest to find a new “spotter” for Jared. First up: the one and only…Taylor Fucking Cole. I know some of you thought her middle name was Quinn…well you thought wrong. Taylor Fucking Cole’s her name, and PWNing the Padalecki is her game. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right, it’s better than yours. Observe:
Let’s just focus on 1:03 to 1:55…seeing as how EVERYONE ELSE in this vid is irrelevant to our interests, atm…
This woman seriously wins at life. Seriously. You know that’s the most fun he’s ever had filming…EVER! Srsly, why is she not a series regular? *glaring at Kripke*
Dear Jared Padalecki,
GET SOME!!!
Holy Sherri, mother of Jared she’s HOT!!! Hell, I want on that! WANT WANT WANT…
Nnnnnnnnnnggggghhhh!!!!
THE SCHOOL OF TAYLOR AND JARED for the WIN!- Y/MFY?
DISCLAIMER: JENSEN ACKLES IS IN TIME OUT. STOP CRYING AND START FAPPING. JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR JAYLOR!!!
August 10, 2008 at 1:04 am
Ooohyes, Definately!
August 10, 2008 at 1:54 am
NO!
*crosses arms defiantly*
NONONO!
August 10, 2008 at 1:55 am
…Except, I would TTLY get in on that action.
She’s fucking hott, no?
WHY IS SHE SO BLESSED?
p.s. They should have babies.
August 10, 2008 at 3:43 am
Taylor is radioactively hot. I’d so hit it.
August 10, 2008 at 4:27 am
Maybe now that Jared is single, they can continue their love that dare not speak its name? \o/
I mean Taylor, not that other dude who was in the header before.
August 10, 2008 at 5:25 am
No. Just, no.
(Send her to me instead.)
August 10, 2008 at 8:07 am
* Fans self *
I appprove! This girl is Gawjus…
Go Taylor!
August 10, 2008 at 8:54 am
but… but… why is he in time-out? What is the muthafukin C&D??
August 10, 2008 at 9:47 am
Shes Loooovely. But bish aint no Jensen.
*pouts* *puts on pouty lip gloss and pouts some more…hors*
August 10, 2008 at 10:00 am
In all seriousness…I approve of this pairing, IRL. They really need to get together and have babies… lots and lots of babies.
No pressure, Jared. No pressure.
DOOOO IIIIIIT!!!!!
August 10, 2008 at 10:03 am
Gimme a “J”
Gimme a “E”
Gimme a “N”
Gimme a “S”
Gimme a “E”
Gimme a “N”
Gimme a “A”
Gimme a “C”
Gimme a “K”
Gimme a “L”
Gimme a “E”
Gimme a “S”
Jensen Jensen he’s our man!
He kicks ass like nobody can!
GO TEAM ACKLES!
August 10, 2008 at 10:18 am
TEAM ACKLES!!!! Whooo, yeah!!
August 10, 2008 at 10:49 am
Though I’m totally in agreement that Taylor is as hot as a fuckin’ inferno, I still prefer Jensen (insert adverb here) Jared action…. Call me old fashioned…
August 10, 2008 at 11:13 am
“is irrelevant to our interests, atm…”
ATM! ATMMMMMMM? Doth this mean…in a moment he might be rel.to our interests…again?
August 10, 2008 at 11:18 am
Doth this mean…in a moment he might be rel.to our interests…again?
No.
August 10, 2008 at 11:22 am
Well, to quote mean girls, BOO You Whore!
August 10, 2008 at 12:03 pm
IM WITH YOU ON THIS JEDI
GO ACKLES
GO ACKLES
August 10, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Gimme an H!
H!
We got your H! We got your H!
Gimme an O!
O!
We got your O! We got your O!
Gimme a T!
T!
We got your T! We got your T!
Gimme an A!
A!
We got your A! We got your A!
Gimme an S!
S!
We got your S! We got your S!
Gimme an S!
S!
We got your A! We got your S!
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?? A.C.K.L.E.S.
Whoo!!!!!
*does split*
MT NOTE: *BUZZER* YOU FAIL AT THE SPELLING BEE. THE CORRECT WORD IS PADALECKI. H-O-T-A-S-S. PADALECKI.
August 10, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yeah, I still support Team Ackles even if I do lust JDM the most.
We need Jensen and his DSLs back.
Jensen, Jensen, he’s our guy!
He’s got ass for days and that’s no lie!
August 10, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Gimme a “T”
Gimme a “A”
Gimme a “Y”
Gimme a “L”
Gimme a “O”
Gimme a “R”
Oh Taylor Taylor Taylor,
The boys all wanna nail ‘er
A Sexy ho,
From head to toe,
And Padacock wont fail ‘er!
August 10, 2008 at 4:03 pm
LMFAO.
August 10, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Ya know what… Taylor is dating that tater bag Josh Henderson…. Ewww…. Sick!
August 12, 2008 at 8:10 pm
LOL, Josh. Someone should send him a C&D.
Where’s Jens-
…Oh…right…nevermind.
August 13, 2008 at 12:39 am
Ok, I was against this pairing in the beginning. I have changed my mind. I just watched April Fools Day and I have to say that this girl is hot as sin. I definitely wouldn’t kick her out of bed. School of TAYLOR and Jared all the way baby!
December 24, 2008 at 7:31 am
she is gorgeous,hot,sexy,cool…she mean evrything to me..i’am lost in her eyes…
December 24, 2008 at 7:31 am
i love her ,,dats it.
December 24, 2008 at 7:33 am
wen i saw her in scars vedeo of papa roach..m lost..she drive me crazy..god…