Show & Tell: How to Switch It Up w/o Actually Switching It Up
October 30, 2008
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Sasquatches! Good to see ya. And welcome back to an all new episode of Jared Has Verbal Diarrhea. It’s my new favorite show, really. Ya just never really know what the fuck’s gonna come out of his mouth next. This is like, the best reality TV show, EVER!
LOOK!
Attention Students…
October 24, 2008
Pose Off: Duel
October 24, 2008
In a last ditch attempt to remind myself that i am infact, a Jared girl, this post is necessary. And shall be Jensen-free…
WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR INFERTILITY CAUSED BY THIS POST. HOWEVER, JARED PADALECKI OFFERS TO FUCK YOU BETTER. YES, IT’S TRUE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! COLLECT COLLECT COLLECT COLLECT COLLECT COLLECT!! *tossing $5 bills at him* I want him to throw me up against the wall and invade my personal space whilst i tangle my fingers in his hair. His motherfucking ARMS, people!! Guhhh. There are just no words for this man. NO. WORDS.
Digital Imaging: Ft13
October 23, 2008
Wait, what? Big Daddy on the Big Screen?
Yes, this too…
I approve of these shenanigans. Very much so. And seeing as how Jarrud bulked up big time for this movie, I’m assuming he’s topless for most of it. Shut up. Yes, he is.
Digital Imaging: My Bloody Valentine 3 Effing D
October 23, 2008
What’s that you say? Jensen Fucking Ackles in 3-D?…
Yes. Yes, I think so…
Effing sweet, dude. [/Cartman] Yeah, I’d say that’s pretty fucking relevant to our interests, Y/Y/BFY?
Amateur Dramatics: Jensen Gets Punk’d
October 22, 2008
GUISE!! The Jared love may be under threat. At this precise second in time, i love Jensen more than i love Jared. Ok, that’s a lie but still, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
And this is why…
UPDATE FOR CRYBABIES: FULL VIDEO BELOW THE CUT! GET SOME…
Protected: Theory 101: The Truth About Jensen Ackles
October 20, 2008
Pose Off Round 3: Ferrari
October 19, 2008
Dear Jared Padalecki,
I hate you.
Sir?…Sir!…Please. I’m gonna have to ask you to stop. Srsly. I’d like my life back. And so long as you continue to look this sexass, it’s not gonna happen. So um….knock it off.
Sex Ed: LOL, Fisting
October 17, 2008
As if Jensen’s wrist action wasn’t obscene enough…
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1!! Shaky jerky movements on the front seat whilst Sam watches?? RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT!!
Pose Off Round 2: Magnum
October 17, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I don’t believe in perfection. I believe in Jared Padalecki.
