Driver’s Ed: The Road To Nowhere
December 30, 2008
Welcome one and all to our newest course here at SHU…Driver’s Ed. We’ve decided after a year of being in business that perhaps we should offer this course as an elective since clearly, some of y’all took a wrong turn and ended up here. Clearly.
Mine and MT’s favorite thing about our blog stats is checking out the search terms that some of you used to find us. And over the past year…we’ve seen our fair share of LULZ mixed in with some O, RLY and quite a significant amount of WTF?
Here, lemme show you what I mean…
Search Terms of the Year:
jesus padalecki
LAWL. Yes. Jesus is a Padalecki…”Jared” is just his nickname. Honest.
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hooker fan fiction jared jensen
Do we have that here? *iz confused*
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university of squareheads
CLOSE…but not quite.
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speshul ed jenson video
Ok, you’re on the right track.
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jensen ackles girlfriend
Her name is Jared, and she’s very speshul.
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taylor cole
YES. YES. Y-E-S.
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orgies
That is correct.
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how long is justin timberlake’s buzz cut
Y’know, I’ve never thought about this, but now I’m curious. Hm.
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jensen ackles buzzcut
Yes, this. *grabby hands*
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danneel harris calls jensen everyday
*snort*… No she doesn’t.
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pictures of sam and dean fucking
Let me know when you find these…
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how does jared padalecki do his hair
He blow dries it. TRUFAX. *nods*
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“my little dirty secret”
Do tell.
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jensen jared livejournal
El Oh El, no comment.
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gay dick cock
I think you may be in the right place.
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did danneel and jensen break up?
As if we’d be so lucky.
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jared fuck pics
I’m looking for those, too.
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supernatural dean fucks sam
supernatural sam fucks dean
…there, I fixed that for you.
<—Just. Sayin.
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jared padalecki kiss boys
Only Jensen. Only in private
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jensen ackles naked
OMG, WHERE???!
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danneel harris/jared padalecki
Whoever you are…get the fuck out.
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jensen et jared sont gays
I LAWL’D.
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jared padalecki naked
No, rly! WHERE??
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channing tatum bi
Wrong. Try again.
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channing tatum gay
There ya go.
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great rack
Thank you.
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the one where jensen gets fucked … and
Ok. I’m DYING to know what the rest of this search term was. For serious.
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i caught gay boys in high school
LOLOLOLOLOL, wut?
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boy sex hot
mmmm, boy-sex. YES, this.
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sandys kinky ass
Oh plz. Her kinky ass ain’t got nothin’ on Jensen’s. Pfft.
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i went to high school with jensen ackles
Tell me moar, bb. *chin in hands*
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“jeff padalecki”
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jensen ackles is fuckable…
Thanks for the clarification.
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i really love jensen ackles
O Hai, Donna!*waving at yoo*
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average looking guy
Pfft. WHERE? I know you don’t mean HERE. Clearly, you’re lost. Clearly.
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jared padalecki big cock
Jensen, is that you?? Stop googling your boyfriend and go do something productive. LOL, tard. You KNOW it’s big.
Dear Jarrud-
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danneel harris und jensen ackles and his
Again…I’ma need to be knowing what the rest of this search term was. And his what, exactly? Ginormous cock? I think yes.
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srs actors
Where? HERE? I think not.
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jared padalecki’s teeth
WIN!!! But why would you google this?
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jensen ackles finger
In me?… Yes.
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Jensen & Jared fake sex
NO THEY DO NOT!! LYING LIAR WHO LIES!!!
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Wentworth Miller step up
AHAHHAHAHAHA YOU JUST WINNED THE INTARNETZ!!! That’s why he’s so gangsta? Or were you mistaking him for Mr. Potato Head, again? It happens, y’know?
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PERVERTS R US
LAWL…how did THAT lead you here??? Oh, wait…
Right.
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What did Jensen and Jared do in chicago?
Pfft. What didn’t they do?
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Jared’s porn blog
LINK, plz?
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why and isn’t and gooder and a and word
My thoughts exactly, Jarrud.
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does jensen ackles have a wonky eye
Don’t we all? O.o
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“protected” “a note from your professor
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what year did tom welling graduate
From what? Baby food to chewable? *SNORT*, graduate. Funny. Don’t be such a Welling.
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“rosemary is a real word”
Yes, we know…Jemsem said so.
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christian kane carlson shared woman
LOLSTEVE and WTFCHRIS. Hey, it ain’t trickin if ya got it, right Ackles?
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can you talk to jensen ackles on the internet
*SPEAKING*
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aj mt school of jared and jensen
Jared, stop googling me and MT by name. LOL, stalking stalker who stalks.
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“jensen ackles sticking his…
*leaning in closer* Continue…
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jared jensen wedding gown
LAWL, I wish. I’m sure someday Jemsem will make a glorious, sexy bride. But, alas…today is not the day. *sadface*
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OH, I THINK THAT’S QUITE ENOUGH. 
DISCLAIMER: NO, RLY. HOW THE FARK DID Y’ALL GET HERE? LOLOL. I MUST SAY, YOU BISHES KEEP US MOST ENTERTAINED. FOR SRS. AND IF YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THESE SEARCH TERMS AS YOUR OWN, PLZ TO BE NOTIFYING US PRONTO, SO WE MAY MOCK YOU ACCORDINGLY. *GIGGLESNORT* THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY.
December 30, 2008 at 3:38 pm
YOU MISSED MY FAVOURITE OFF THE LIST!!!
“Danneel Harris virgin”
Lol, typing it into google does not make it true, Elta.
June 1, 2009 at 4:36 am
adoro vos, vous étes tout pour moi. le jour plus beau d ma vie c’est si j vous vois en vrai. j vous aime. i love you, boys !!!!. eu amo-vos!!!
don’t stop with supernatural, kissssssss !!!
December 30, 2008 at 4:12 pm
^AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, YES!!!
How could I have forgotten that one? Clearly, we’s gonna have to do a part duh at some point…cuz there’s sooooo much moar where that came from.
December 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm
jensen ackles [...] girlfriend
[is Jared Padalecki's] Plz, get your searches right or not even google will be able to help you.
the one where jensen gets fucked … and
…develops a self-lubricating asshole. Yes.
December 30, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Everytime I see the words “Danneel Harris”, I lost an eyebrow hair. Good god, stop eeet.
December 30, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I wanna know what they caught the gay guys with in high school. And what they did with them. And whether it involved paint sets.
December 30, 2008 at 6:56 pm
LOL Bookie. Alas, you have so many. I wouldn’t worry too much. You’re still my favorite little girl.
Love, Jarrud.
December 30, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Pee Ess. I used the words, “GO ME.”
Love again, Jarrud
December 30, 2008 at 7:23 pm
the one where jensen gets fucked … and…
…develops a self-lubricating asshole. Yes.
S’like magic. He should take that show on the road.
Everytime I see the words “Danneel Harris”, I lost an eyebrow hair. Good god, stop eeet.
LOLOLOL, Danneel Harris…OH SHI- /o\
December 30, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Hey! I don’t even know how I ended up here. But, I’ve been checking the place out for the past few days. The amount of chuckles, lulz and “Hell Yeah!!” that has been extracted from my person is embarrassing, but so addicting.
So please continue to feed my sick habit.
December 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm
i think i fell down a rabbit hole and wound up here. I also lost my grace on the way. I need jared and jensen to have sex with me…i mean help me find it.
actually, i need them to have sex with me. forget about my grace. i can buy one at Target.
wait…what were we talking about?
December 30, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Hmm, I dont actually know HOW i ended up here…Or when…
Its like stumbling into a friends house drunk, then waking up in the morning. You’re there, you’re comfy, but you have no fucking idea how you ended up there…and ya dont wanna go home either.
Not that ive EVER done that you understand *cough*
Hee.
December 30, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I found you through youtube. Fucking J Squared is a classic! I was either searching for Supernatural or for Fucking Matt Damon, can’t remember.
I love, love the accent. (Sorry, don’t know which of you isn’t American.)
This website is getting me through the tough time in between new episodes. So…. thanks!
December 30, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Dude One Day I was looking for a pic of Jensen…and there was this pic and it lead me to the Promise land. Now you are all stuck with me.
lol. I love it here..(yes I’m a little crazy)
December 30, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Should I actually confess??
I found you from the “hooker fic” search.
No really.
For serious.
*is not ashamed*
December 30, 2008 at 11:13 pm
^AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN!!!
*stamps a gold padacock in the middle of your forehead*
A++++, bb.
December 30, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I just searched Jensen Ackles wiener and poof! There you guys are!
Also:
jensen ackles hooker sex
jensen ackles loves big boobs
giant cock jared padalecki
All the best in key words! \//
December 31, 2008 at 1:21 am
I typed in the single word “padapeen” and swoop, I was in class.
December 31, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Long story short – I got my ass banned elsewhere, that’s how I ended up here. A2J2 were kind enough to let me enroll in this fabulous institution.
December 31, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Damn, Jedi! Whatdidyoudo? You are a badass!
December 31, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I got my ass banned elsewhere, that’s how I ended up here.
*points and laughs at you*
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH–
Oh, wait…MT and I got banned,too, didunt we?
LAWL, oops.
J…aren’t you glad you’ve got us to lead you astray? I think yes.
December 31, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I remember there was a dark side involved.
Now I can’t remember what light looks like.
December 31, 2008 at 8:32 pm
LAWL banned! Wait, I was banned too…EL OH EL.
January 1, 2009 at 2:06 am
Apparently I have joined a bad girls club. Cool!
January 1, 2009 at 5:02 am
Wentworth Miller step up
why and isn’t and gooder and a and word
WHO ARE THESE PPL AND HOW CAN I KILLS DEM?
Also, I’m here cos you kept pimping out the place to me like needy lil’ attention whores
January 1, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I’m here cuz
PathwayMaichan told me to cum.Also, I banned you from elsewhere and then I got bored. *shrugs*
January 2, 2009 at 10:22 am
Also, I’m here cos you kept pimping out the place to me like needy lil’ attention whores
\o/ WE DID NO SUCH THING!!!…*whistles and walks away*
Also, I banned you from elsewhere and then I got bored. *shrugs*
El Oh El, false idols (ie. the beginning of Satan & Fugmo, SquareHeads R Us, and epic farking pic!spam battles galore)… thems was good times, u guise. Don’t act like you didunt love it, K
*pokes you with a stick*
January 2, 2009 at 11:54 am
AJ, those were some good times. I think we need to have another rumble like that again. Hey when you’re done, pass the stick along, I’d like to poke K a little too!
January 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm
DUDE! YOU’RE NOT GONNA POKE ME WITH A STICK!
Unless we’re talkin’ Padapeen here. Then, by all means, let the poking begin!
Also, whenever you’re in need for sum dramz, I’m at your service.
January 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
Okay, those are priceless.
I got here through a totally NORMAL google search, being: “Jensen Ackles”. And then I found lulzy pics of Daneel looking pissed while sitting by Jensen, and decided this site was just what I needed to negate the fanDUMB. YESH.
January 3, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Speaking of Daneel, someone posted Ten Inch Hero on Youtube. I just watched the whole movie. It was schmaltzy, but Jensen was great. He does look hot with tattoos!
January 5, 2009 at 12:58 am
Its been pulled…I plan on getting it I’m just impatient.
January 6, 2009 at 4:54 am
Jensen was great, in TIH. He kind of rocks the eyeliner too. Too bad he was acting opposite Elta as his love interest, I’ve seen fish with more acting talent, that voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Guess we better brace for her appearance at his movie premiere in a couple days. Can’t she get a life – like as a missionary in The Congo or something?
Does the chick even have a real job anymore?
January 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
“what year did tom welling graduate
*****
From what? Baby food to chewable? *SNORT*, graduate. Funny. Don’t be such a Welling.”
I know this is often said, but I have to change my underwear. I come here, pee comes out.
February 17, 2009 at 9:03 am
I have no idea how the fark I got here but I’m glad I did cuz this shit is entertaining! I want to enroll and learn to mount the padacock!
April 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm
meu nome é jéssica e eu adoro muito vcs…… vcs são d++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
eu amo vc
e é de verdade
podem até naum acreditar
mas é de coração
amo vcs
April 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
amo vcs de coração
espero ver vcs algum dia
adoro vcs
de montão
April 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
meu nome é carol e eu amo voceis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm
adsoro vcs d+
April 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm
adoro vcs d+++++++++++++
i love you
April 23, 2009 at 6:24 am
I LOVE YOU JARED AND JENSEN…
April 23, 2009 at 9:43 am
i love you very much
uhuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
April 23, 2009 at 9:56 am
amo muito vcs,vcs são d++++++++!!!!não perco um episódio!bjos,bjos e mais bjosssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
April 23, 2009 at 9:58 am
u uuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sou sua fã número ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
June 24, 2009 at 4:55 am
I CAN’T READ UR WRITING !!!!!!
April 23, 2009 at 9:59 am
jared e jensen adoro muito vcs ………….
April 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I actually got her from the ‘jeff padalecki’ search. I think he is my orthopedic surgeon.. Haha. (Parkland hospital.. Anyone know?)
Anyway.. Im hear now and wondering what the hell I’ve gotten myself into.
April 26, 2009 at 1:45 pm
LAWL.
“THE SCHOOL OF JENSEN & JARED: SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF JEFF PADALECKI’S PATIENTS SINCE 2009.”
WHERE’S MAICHAN? WE NEED ICONS.
April 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I think you win at life. Forever. At everything, really.
April 27, 2009 at 12:39 am
I am so glad I clicked on Kris’s comment.
So….how’s it hanging with the Dr. Padalecki? I hope the School is much to your liking? Y/Y/MFY?
April 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm
WAIT.
DOES THIS COUNT AS A REFERRAL?
LAWL. TELL DR. JEFF WE SAID, “YOU’RE WELCOME.”
April 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Wait, I don’t really know, bu tis this THE Jeff Padalecki? I mean, he IS a doctor, right?
April 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Yup, he’s a gynaecologist. Jensen refuses to see anyone but him. Highly recommended, yo!
April 28, 2009 at 2:02 am
Okay, but then he’s NOT this googled guy who is apparently an orthopedic surgeon.
April 28, 2009 at 5:20 am
Gynecologist…Orthopedic Surgeon.
Same thing, really.
June 24, 2009 at 4:52 am
yay look at me LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
April 27, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I can’t tell if that is sarcasm or if you’re for real…
April 28, 2009 at 2:02 am
Then you’re at the wrong place, honey.
April 29, 2009 at 1:31 pm
i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!111
April 29, 2009 at 1:36 pm
very much
May 13, 2009 at 1:33 pm
hello
May 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm
hello
i like very of yours
sorry os erros
i love you
May 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm
hello i love you
i like very much
June 24, 2009 at 4:46 am
sam and dean fucking was my search
i love you jensen ackles!!!!!! \
wow this is os good
sorry for the spelling mistakes
i learned my england
June 24, 2009 at 4:49 am
i would like to say i am going to marry jared padeleki and have an affair with jensen ackles so i can have both of them
YAY!!!! YAY 4 ME !!!!!!!!
June 24, 2009 at 4:59 am
do u all know the saying: the early bird catches the worms.
well think about this THE EARLY WORM GETS EATEN SO DON’T WAKE ME UP!!!!!!
im talkin to 1 person and 1 person only and u know who u are
June 24, 2009 at 5:08 am
hey every one there are a few things im obbsessed with and im ganna list them
SUPERNATURAL
VAMPIE ACCADEMY (any one whose read this i love mason, adrian, and im starting to like dimitri)
VAMPIRE KNIGHT
KINGDOM HEARTS
actually i just relised i love things in the supernatural world like vampires, werewolves, skeleton men, demonds and things like this
June 24, 2009 at 5:12 am
sorry for all the comments
that have nothin to do wih this
i just feel random today
June 24, 2009 at 5:16 am
i would like to say that
this comment is from me
curry karina
June 24, 2009 at 5:19 am
i meant the anonymous comment from anonymous was from me curry karina
(just to clarrify)
sorry i cant spell
but i did learned my england
June 24, 2009 at 5:24 am
yes its me again
its 8:23 were i am i wonder what time it will come up as
wow this is a fun site good job
this is soooo cool!!!!!!!
December 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Bosta! tudO uma bosta odiei ver a foto do JAred com aquela lobisomem horrivel retardada, bruxa, vagabunda, filha da puta, ridicula, vaca, cachorra, lazarenta é o cumulo da idiotisse. Eu amo o JAred minha mana ama o JEnsen somos esposas deles e os amamos. Se kiserem + visitantes nesse blog tira aquela foto do caralho! bemm agora eu vou bjO