JP Thursday: Pop Quiz!

It’s Jared Thursday. Smile, bitches! Tomorra we’re havin’ a pop quiz, oh yes. Subject? Big Daddy. First up…here, have some flash cards.

Learn ‘em, and learn ‘em good:

A Note From Your Professors: In Memoriam

You know…when one thinks of Kim Manners, the first description that generally comes to mind is “most awesomest director in the history of EVER.” Srsly, you guys…21 Jump Street, Charlies Angels,  Star Trek, Mission Impossible, Baywatch…I feel like there’s another one I’m forgetting.

…Ah yes, The X-Files! Great show.

You know what our favorite thing about Kim was? He brought out the best in our boys, did he not? Whether it was coming this close to making Jensen ugly cry or pulling the most fantastical pranks of epic proportions on the sasquatch…hahahaha. Kim Manners was clearly made of win. Clearly.

And to pay tribute to the awesomeness that was Kim, we’re once again gonna take a trip down memory lane.  Oh yes. The date was August 13, 2008.  Now as most of you probably recall, a few days earlier, we’d taken it upon ourselves to place Jensen Ackles in timeout…for NO. APPARENT. REASON. What? It was amusing. Anyway, I’m sure you’ll also recall that the very same week we decided to hold cheerleading tryouts, cuz Big Daddy was lonely and needed a new bff.  Well, that Wednesday, our new cheerleading hopeful came in the form of a one Kim Farking Manners.

Ahahahahaha, YES! You remember that shit?? Let’s go back! Let’s go back…and because Kim Manners was so gangsta, we’re not even gonna LINK The School of Mannerz and Jared post. Oh no! We’re straight up re-posting that shit. RE-POST. Cuz we don’t cut till Kim Manners says cut, bitch. Check it…

Blind Item of the Week: Bareback Mountain

Which TV (soon to be movie) star has been caught in a recent love triangle with his horse and his supersexy co-star turned roommate? Rumor has it that the OTHER hunk and the ~equine friend~ became engaged in a heated debate regarding who’s responsible for Hunk #1′s bowlegged stance over a lobster dinner out in West Hollywood last week.

Irrelevant Post of the Week: Dear Mr. President-

You’re ridiculous.

Seriously…BRANGELINA WHO??

MICHELLE + BARACK = THE MOTHERFUCKING OTP!!!

Kids, sit your asses on a chair, cuz if you’re not already seated you will be, cuz this shit will have you on the floor in about a minute.  No really… Welcome to Washington, bitches!

Cinematography 101: Everyone’s A Critic

Warning: spoilery ahead for MBV:3-D

After viewing Jemsem’s new movie over the weekend, we’ve decided that this most intriguing piece of cinematography deserves a PROPER review…not one of those “OMG! Jensen’s such a serious actor, YAY!!!” type of reviews. Pshh. And so, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to give you the real thing. A review that really grabs you by the seat of your pants.

So please… stand back kids. We ‘R profeshunals! Srsly, don’t try this shit at home…

Digital Imaging: Fun With Real Idiots – Part 4

I know I always say that nobody tops Jared Padalecki, but I actually think Maichan could. Forreals. She’s got talent, and she knows how to use it. Sit back kids, it’s time for a sequel…

AAAAAAHHHHH. Maichan, you’re ridiculous. Nobody mocks like you, bb. Nobody.

Eye Candygram: Vol 2.2

Ooooooh SNAP! It’s time for the M-Tizzle Birthday Mega Mix, bitches!!! Just push play, already. Pshh!

So, as with any A-Squared production, it had to start off with Beyonce, followed by asshattery, then some schmoop…a bit more asshattery, some LULZ, and end with epic gayness.  Well done, cast and crew. Well done…

Mock Trial: Straight men vs. well, Jensen

Well, Sasquatches, it’s about that time for another Mock Trial.  Yes, again.  Today’s not-a-crime in question is whether or not Jensen Ackles is a straight man. In typical A-tard fashun, we’ve only got one piece of evidence to support our case. So, um…let’s go ahead and review it, SHALL WE?

WELL!

Chemistry 101: I’m not!dating my co-star…no, the other one.

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So, while Jensen was out playing with his NOT!Imaginary girlfriend during hiatus and over the weekend and undoubtedly sharing her that lovely new grey sweater that isn’t Jared’s with the Brotherhood, Big Daddy was out and about in LA NOT!fucking Gen Cortese…in public.

…and did we mention he was lookin’ SEXASS not!doing it??!  Jesus, Jared!!! UNF UNF UNF! THAT coat? Yes, THAT one, that one right there…needs to be worn all the time.  Like, ALL the time.  Just sayin’…

Philosophy 101: How To Be A Whore Without Selling Yourself…Short

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step 1: cut a hole in a box

So, as we’re all aware by now, Jensen was out whoring around in Hollywood this week pretending to have a girlfriend who isn’t Jared promoting his new movie.  Things started off pretty tame with the Yimmy Kimmel show…