Irrelevant Post Of the Week: LOL,OMG,WHAT THE FUCK?!

Oh HAI, y’all!  So…MT and I have decided to take a break from our holiday drinking binge to bring you the following bit of ridiculosity.  One day, not long after ChiCon ‘08, we were fartin’ around at work hard at work, when geenyus struck. Oh yes.  For some reason, we were discussing Jason Manns.  I was trying to explain to MT that, unbeknownst to most people, OMGJASON is a frickin’ BEAST…in other words, he’s acshully BIGGER than Jarrud. I know, I know…I was shocked, too. It’s just not right.

Anycrap, one thing led to another, and we decided that we should write Jason a song that we’d sing to him the next time we see him.

Then we’d charge him $10 for said performance. Yes.

Course, then at that point, he’d realize what brillyunt songwriters we are, and he’d pay us billions of dollars to write a bunch of hit songs for him (clearly he’s a billionaire due to all those overpriced copies of Crazy Love he sold. Clearly). Then, we’d be set for LIFE. But then we decided WHY STOP THERE?  We should ttly include LOLSTEVE in the action as well. We wouldunt want him to get jellus or anything. But then, of course, if we’re gonna include Steve, then we’ve gotta include WTFCHRIS, too. Cuz…well…duh.

So, naturally a few drinks later and we got completely carried away. So, now what we’ve got is a ridiculous song about the members of The Brotherhood of the Traveling Shirt: Jason, Steve, Christian, Jensen, Jared, and some random dude named Mike…at least we think his name is Mike. *shrug* If it isn’t, he should prolly just go ahead and change his name to Mike for the sake of our artistic creativity. Yes, this. So, um…retarded-ass lyrics are below.  And because we really hate u guise, we may or may not have recorded it as well, with EXTRA crappy sound quality (you’re welcome).  Cuz really, why the fuck not? If your post is gonna be senseless, why not take it to the max…

So! Without further ado…the A-tards shamefully present…

The Brotherhood of the Traveling Shirts:

Jensen and

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Jason Manns…

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Christian Kane

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and Steve all claim…

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to wear the same size

*LOLOLOL, as if*

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They’re the members of The ‘Hood of Traveling Shirts

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They come from cities near and far

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They’ve got a pullover

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Button-downs and tees

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They’re short, they’re tall, one size fits all

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They wear the same damn thing

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Each one’s got his very own build and style

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Jared’s taller by a mile

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But that won’t stop the boys from sharing dress shirts while…

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They share t-shirts, and always take a chance

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That girls won’t take a second glance

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And pick up on their pact

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At least they don’t share pants!

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Then there’s the tan sweater that clearly gets around, the one that Mike has just stretched to shit.

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When Jensen puts it on, it somehow seems to fit.

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They’re big, they’re small, one size fits all

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They wear the same damn thing.

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They’re short, they’re tall, one size fits all

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They wear the same damn thing!

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Et tu, Katie? \o/

Srsly. How the hell’d SHE get in? Pshh.

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DISCLAIMER: OK OK…SO NOT ALL THE SHIRTS ARE IDENTICAL. SO FARKING WHAT. NOT ONLY DO THEY SHARE CLOTHES, BUT THEY ALSO SHARE THE SAME QUESTIONABLE SENSE OF STYLE FROM TIME TO TIME.  YOU’RE PROLLY WONDERING WHO YOU’D HAVE TO BLOW TO GET INVITED INTO THIS ELITE GROUP OF HAND-ME-DOWN-HARRYS. MY GUESS?…LOLSTEVE. BUT I’D THINK TWICE BEFORE GOIN’ THERE, KIDS. JUST SAYIN’.