Jensen Ackles: Movie Stah
January 10, 2009
Dear Jensen Ackles-
Just what the hell do you think you’re doing? What exactly??
You and your ridonkulous fucking face can get out. Ugh. I’m on baby number 12, y’all. I think I’ll name this one Jared. *nods* Yes, this.
But srsly. No means no.
Maybe we need a safeword.
Yeah, you like that? Suggestions? How about milkshake?
You want to MAKE me a milkshake? Right now? You’re not serious.
I have to get on my knees if i want it?
And you wanna call me Jarrud whilst you ‘make it’??
That’s pretty kinky. Please proceed.
Y’know, i’m not sure i consented to eye-fucking…
Suck it up?? I’m trying…
It’s not my fault you’re ridiculous.
Seriously, do you have a permit? Cuz THAT is illegal.
Hey Jensen, you’re looking pretty Jared-less right now.
I’m not sure that look works for you. Nuh-uh.
It’s like salt without pepper. Ying without yang. Sex without lube.
You must fix this immediately.
Oh you have a suggestion?
Let’s hear it.
NO.
NO.
FARKING NO!
Fail, Ackles. FAIL.
You’re not funny.
When the execs told you take a girlfriend to the premiere, they actually meant your real girlfriend. Y’know, the 6ft 4 brunette who you live with. Not this fuckery. Beards are not a good look on you, bb. Knock it off.
DISCLAIMER: Clearly this is all a PR stunt. Clearly. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying liar who lies, and needs to go back to school and study Chemistry 101. Yes, that.
Pee. Ess. More pictures HERE and HERE and HERE. HQ Jensen is ridiculous. This is not news.
January 10, 2009 at 8:48 am
OH HELL NO! Conversion commencing………?
January 10, 2009 at 8:49 am
Ahahahahaha. As if that hasn’t already happened.
January 10, 2009 at 9:06 am
Ahahahahaha, Jedi. I love you guys. <3
January 10, 2009 at 9:14 am
I agree all PR where is his “Real” Better looking other half….Cause that is not it.
On a Up Note he looks good enough to eat.
January 10, 2009 at 9:19 am
LAWL…oh, Jemsem. I love you. You’re a fucking tard…but I love you. The only beard you’re allowed to have is your ginger one. And well, Elta’s no longer a red-head, so she clearly doesn’t count. Clearly.
Do moar gooder next time, Ackles. Jarrud does not approve of this fuckery. Speaking of Jarrud, how hard would I have lawld if he’d been hiding behind that movie poster and just reached out and punched Elta in the back of the head, knocked her out, and just stepped right up into her place? Yes, this.
On another note…*shaking head at Jedi…good to see you’ve finally found a suitable reason to come out of Jemsem’s closet and finally admit to what we all know…you’s a Team Padalelcki Ho. Ahahahahahahaha…*coughNotNewscough*
January 10, 2009 at 9:28 am
*siiiiiiiigh*
January 10, 2009 at 10:19 am
i mean…. pffff… i…. well…. *try to self-cntrol her inner rage towards the Elta whatever*
first i watch the vids of argentinaean..-ishan… hooligans kissing big daddy’s neck at the airport, and then this….
*pouts*
*crying a river… just like the timberlake fucker*
am feeling so low right now……….
and in kimmel’s interviews or was it Bonnie’s…. *so busy these days… LOOOLLL* he says that he went to MBV 3D with his ‘buddies’, to have a good laugh..
it is a well-known fact that before pretending to be a blow-up doll, she is first and foremost one of her BFF, for a long time
so unless someone here show me a picture of these 2 kissing and call it a McLovin’ come-back… i don’t buy anything from this pairing..
*DENIEEEEEEEED*
*am bummed for the rest of the week because of her… pffff ridic…. jemsem-style… which i don’t quite get*
January 10, 2009 at 10:27 am
I think they look adorable
*hides behind the door waiting for the large pointy objects to be thrown my way*
January 10, 2009 at 10:44 am
no don’t worry. they DO look adorable. am just jealous i guess! lol
i rant in a loving kinda way!! ^^;)
January 10, 2009 at 11:07 am
YOU ARE ON TIME OUT ACKLES. SRSLY. For the duration of your time out, I will be busy stroking the Padacock – I mean the Padalecki to soothe away his pain. YES THIS.
January 10, 2009 at 11:32 am
SOMEBODY TAKE HIS TANNING SALON GOLD MEMBER CARD AWAY!
January 10, 2009 at 11:36 am
Also, just because you don’t know what to do with your hands without some ridiculously broad chest to lay them on, doesn’t mean you should set them on the nearest ho, mmkay?
January 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
Ha, those be classic lulz
January 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I know i’m in the vast minority but i think Jensen and Danneel look good together.
Do try to beat me up because i’ll be in the JDM school. The Comedian will protect me.
January 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Chelle we can be a group of two. Can make our own sign and everything … oh sprinkles
January 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm
LOL I’d say the PR peeps certainly got a return on their investment this week! Now it’s a fact that 99.99% of the free world believes they are completely heterosexual. And that’s a good thing, yes?
btw – don’t you have a “completely heterosexual” tag? becuz if not, you should get on that.
and srsly – was not the Chelsea interview so much WIN? it’s a good look on him, that wtf-ery.
jensen: do be making us moar with the lulz. it makes you glow, and your eyes crinkle. your ackting skills certainly came in handy this weekend, and proved to us one and all that you are definitely OSCAR MATERIAL. *golf clap*
also – jared called, and said he is looking forward to rewarding you properly with a milkshake when you get home. GOOD JOB, BB.
surely this will buy you two at least another year of chicanery and do-what-you-will. *draws hearts*
January 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm
as much as i dont approve of the elta she looks much better and slightly less of a bunt as a brunette.
still though. FAIL!
January 10, 2009 at 2:28 pm
also now that you guys have introduced me to the wonk that is his eyes i cant stop noticing them
January 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm
LMAO AJ! Do be a dear and unlock Jemsem’s closet door for me? Does the School offer a “re-programming” class? I will need a lot before fully completing the conversion process. I look forward to the Padacok onslaught. Do I smell spam?
January 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm
No Sir. I don’t like it.
But seriously, I hope Daneel is getting some good PR and monetary compensation. Because the craziness that is fangurl central for Daneel is tot ridic.
January 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm
seriously. what is he doing with her? will he ever marry somebody named elta graul? come on now. but he’s in no rush to the alter… based on how he reacted on chelsea lately last night when she asked him if he’d get married…
he knows that he cant marry jared so he isnt gonna pretend to want to marry elta.
is it sad that i have already photo shopped jared into that pic with jen? i dont think so.
January 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm
oh and. the hand in the pocket thing? he’s fingering the ring jared gave him for christmas. when he was on kimmel the other night, he kept playing with it. he’s whipped. but, come on… who isn’t whipped by big daddy?
January 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Show me a picture where he looks at Daneel like he looks at Jared (in THOSE pics, you know the ones I mean) and MAYBE I’ll believe they’re more than friends.
Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?
As to the tan…well, he did spend a week in Belize. I suspect it’s real. Sadly for him, he may be one of those reddish-heads who tans like a goddamn tangerine.
January 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm
FAIL ACKLES FAIL no one believes this set up for a second, you might as well brought your Mum and Dad who then declared your undying love for one certain tall dark Texan.
PS whilst looking sexass and god fucking obscene would the supernatural make up team and all other make up artists who get there hands on the big man step the fuck away from the fake tan. IT IS REDIC!!!!!!!! HE’S BEEN FUCKING TANGOED
January 10, 2009 at 10:59 pm
well, someone sent me the links to a couple of early Jensen pics on his gay days. Obviously he doesn’t pose with the guys like this anymore (jealous Jared or PR list of do nots).
http://spnboysgallery.sp.funpic.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=4762&fullsize=1
http://spnboysgallery.sp.funpic.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=4761&fullsize=1
January 11, 2009 at 12:59 am
*stares* Wow, he’s so….so….tanned.
January 11, 2009 at 4:34 am
No to tan from a jar!
It looks so wrong, Jensen with Danneel. Even if I think she’s cute and and looks good next to him… there is this empty hole there she just can’t fill.
January 11, 2009 at 4:35 am
P.S. I want to live in that sweater.
January 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Sigh. Yeah, this is pretty disapointing. They look great together, that’s why they are together. But I do believe it’s just for PR purposes. Who knows. I was really hoping he’d bring Jared to the premiere. What’s the matter, Jared? Were you busy that night?
I just saw the movie MILK today. Jensen, if you are gay, COME OUT ALREADY! That was one of the major themes of the movie: Come out!
Closet gays are not doing anyone-especially themselves- any favors.
January 11, 2009 at 8:37 pm
It’s sad that he’s always prettier than any girl he shows up with. The sweater looks so soft, he should have stuck with that and left the rough beard at home.
January 12, 2009 at 12:10 am
She’s just too short for him.
It’s. Just. WRONG.
Sigh. Her outfit scares me, too.
January 12, 2009 at 3:41 am
Jared must be disappointed. ;(
January 13, 2009 at 11:26 am
FYI: I saw a show on fashion do’s and don’ts recently. One of the big “don’ts”? Wearing your bra outside your clothes, or having your bra showing at all.
So, epic fail on the wardrobe there, Daneel. Epic fail on the wardrobe.
January 13, 2009 at 7:50 pm
They do look adorable together. Like the kind of adorable that happens when people have the same parents. A seriously. They’re brother and sister, they’re siblings.
January 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm
What the hell. It’s bra is showing.
January 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm
I am choosing to overlook the epic fail that is Daneel’s ‘outfit’ and am thankfull for once that its not croche or any kind of moth eaten cast off from Sienna Millers gypsy days
January 28, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I just can’t get over these two. Okay, someone said how could he marry Elta Graul. How about it when she takes his name Elta Ackles. Ack!!! She could have at least put a shirt on. Yes, that would be her bra or full girdle.
Did anyone witness her awe inspiring acting ability on NCIS? What an awful performance!!! No, I didn’t watch her. I love the show and was pleased to see she had two short parts in it.
March 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
True I dislike Daniel Harris but really you are mean! Jensen is perfect. No matter who is on his arm! Suck it up bitch!!!!!
October 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Dear “Jealousy,Mean&Clue-Less”, “BIG PR”,DUH! Yes, Jensen has Always Looked “Yummy”,Pretty Boy,Delicious-”Tough Guy”-, in a lot of Pictures & Is a Good Actor in Most all the Film Roles I’ve seen him in too. Like “Dark Angel” and “Supernatural”. Plus, he has fun in a lot of scenes,on & Off the set. He has had much more “Time to Think,Adjust&Improve his self to His “Acting Career”. Taking things In Stride.For Jensen,it looks like,-”Life”-as an Actor, has become more “Natural” for him.OH What it would be like to, “Actually Meet Him In Person”!… I Also Think He Might Be One of Those Men Like “Sean Connery”, that “Just Continues to Ripen w/Age”…Who Know’s?…For Now He’s Just So “Tantalizenly, Sexually Sweet To Eat”! Yummmm..
November 17, 2009 at 9:19 am
BAHAHA I love how he always manages to look gayer with Danneel. XD
December 6, 2009 at 7:25 am
I think that it is so sad this PR exercise.
In his “engagement” photos/video, with Dannell, Jensen will have sunglasses on (even in doors), red puffy small eyes (considering he normally has anime eyes this is telling), tight/false smile on his mouth which does not reach his eyes. I’m not convinced that this is love at all.
June 25, 2011 at 9:56 pm
NO JENSEN!!
June 26, 2011 at 9:49 am
jensen can do beter then that. right guys?