Prom Queen Tryouts: Day 5- Genevieve Cortese
February 28, 2009
So, ummm. How bout that Stephanie Ware… EL OH EL. Please excuse me while I lace up my LOLLERSK8S and take a turn about the rink. I.MEAN.REALLY.
Would anyone be opposed to making this The School of Jensen and Ware for the rest of eternity? For SRS srs. I mean, Padalecki’s great and all, but that was quite possibly the most fun I’ve ever had. I love it when the crazies step up to bat. Big Daddy ain’t NEVER brought on those type of funtime shenanigans, bless his lil heart.
*sigh*…I’m gonna miss Kevin…
Anyway, it is time to move on. Last day of tryouts, bitches… What we got?
Day 5: Genevieve Cortaaayzaaay
Mandatory Quality Numero 5: RIDICULOSITY…Jensen’s lookin’ for a diiiiime that’s top of the line: cute face, slim waist, with a big behind…
You want this money, then you gotta be a baaaaad bitch.
Prom Queen Tryouts: Day 4- Stephanie Ware
February 27, 2009
Soooooo. Has everybody been enjoying day 2 of Krupa? Don’t act like she’s not ridiculous. LOL. So, I suppose we should get on with the tryouts, jeah? Joanna, we hate to see you go, but we love to watch you leave. *sigh*
Oh, Joanna Krupa…
Marry me?
So innyway, looks like we’ve now got a pretty srs bzns down and out competition going here, Y/MFY? Shit’s gettin’ heated up in herrrr, yo! Fierce competition is FIERCE. Well, now it’s about to get intense.
As fun as it is to have all of Jemsem’s exes running for Prom Queen, what kind of bitches would we be if we didn’t nominate his wife? Duh.
Day 4: Stephanie Ware
That’s right…she’s so supposedly stunning that her beauty can not be seen by the naked eye, for it will burn your retinas clear out of your fucking head. Perhaps we should just call her Castiel?
Mandatory Quality Numero FOUR: Perseverance…or y’know, STALKERY.
Prom Queen Tryouts: Day 3 – Joanna Krupa
February 26, 2009
Lawl, so threeways with 2 srs makers of music are apparently not your thing, either. Pfft. Y’all have high aspirations for Jemsem. Jesus!Padalecki. That pretty pretty princess has set the bar astoundingly high. Jerk. How is it that he’s in time out and yet he’s still calling the shots around here? I dunno.
Anyway, seeing as y’all seem to have an idea in mind already, lets roll with that…
Day 3: Joanna Krupa
Mandatory Quality Numero THREE: Familiarity.
NSFW. Or something…
Prom Queen Tryouts: Day 2- Jessica Simpson
February 25, 2009
So um…apparently some of you have a problem with fake titties. *shrug* Who knew? Well, there’s only one way to rectify that, bb’s.
One.Way.
Day 2: Jessica Simpson
Mandatory Quality Numero TWO: Devotion!!…or y’know, the inability to let go… whatever you wanna call it.
Prom Queen Tryouts: Day 1 – Danneel Harris
February 24, 2009
So. Big Daddy wants to parade around with his not!girlfriend lookin’ all sexass and shit?? Well, two can play that game, bitch. Oh yes…
Welcome to Prom Queen Tryouts!
I know, I know…it’s a little soon to be thinking about prom. But eff that. Now that Queenie’s in the corner, El Diablo needs a date, yo. So, it’s time to whip out those ballots and see who’s nominated. Since Jarrud’s decided to play it straight (LOL, I said straight) and not!date Lil Mama, then we’re gonna set out to prove once and for all that Jemsem Ankles is the straightest straight to ever straight. So, suck on THAT, Padalicky! Now, in our search for the proper Prom Queen, we’ll be looking at nominees who encompass one or all of the ridiculous qualities of The Padalecki that Jemsem needs in a pretty pretty princess.
Mandatory Quality Numero Uno: Nu!Queen’s gotta be FREAK NASTY, yo! Jemsem likes it rough, ok?
Let’s meet your first nominee…
Day 1: Danneel Harris
YOUR HET IS SERVED, SIR!
A Note From Your Professors: Out Means Out
February 23, 2009
SRS BZNS TIEMZ, Y’ALL!
*SRS ACKTOR IS SRS*
So! Sasquatches, now that we’ve spent the last couple of weeks getting everyone all riled up over Big Daddy, hence causing a mass exodus to the ΣAM house…um…WE’RE CALLING TIME OUT. Yes, time the fuck out.
Jensin Sunday: Show and tell…her to GTFO.
February 22, 2009
That’s right, kiddies. It’s time for another show and tell. I’ma show you some pictures, you tell me what’s wrong here. Ready?? Lets go…
No, the answer is not his clothes. Although, those too are very wrong.
Fail, Jemsem. You really should let Jared undress you. Yuh-huh.
EDIT: MORE PICSHURES NOW ADDED! GET SOME!
Psychology 101: Dream Analysis – Session 1
February 21, 2009
Welcome to our newest course, here at SHU, Sasquatches: Psychology 101. This semester, we’ll be focusing on dreams and the subconscious… not so much what your dreams say about YOU, but rather what they say about J-Squared. Yuh huh. Y’all may not know this, but MT and I both have a Master’s degree in the subject of Everythingness. That’s right, we are the Doctors of Know-It-All-ogy. Tru Fax. SO! If you or someone you know have/has a dream that you’d like analyzed, send it to us, and we’ll break it down for ya, and esplain to youse what your dream says about Jensen and Jared. And no, they don’t even have to be IN the dream for it to be about them. EVERYTHING YOU DREAM HAS TO DO WITH JENSEN AND JARED, WHETHER YOU’RE WILLING TO ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF OR NOT. *poking you with a stick*
Since this is a new course and we duznot have volunteers yet, we’re gonna show you how this works by using Professor M-Tizzle as our guinea pig for today.
Let the PSYCHO-analysis, begin!
Freestyle!Friday: Fell In Love With A Boy
February 20, 2009
It’s Freestyle!Friday, bb’s! We’re feelin’ the love this week, kids. So, let’s all take a moment to feel around the room, Y/Y/MFY?
What? It’s that kinda Friday… Here, have some schmoopity…
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Yesterday’s News, Today!: Roses are red, I’ve lost my grace…
February 15, 2009
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Jared’s gone rentboy, I wanna sit on his face.
Dear Jared Padalecki, please take your ridiculous face and your ridiculous cheekbones and your ridiculous eyebrows and get out of my life. I don’t think i can do this anymore.
Pee.Ess. Take your secretive hair with you, Jerkface.
