chemistry 101: Yup! Still Not!dating her…
February 7, 2009
WELL WELL WELL…WHAT?…DO WE HAVE HERE? *coughJustSkipTo2:20cough*
I know, I know…it’s not in English…just clicky the linky and shush!
I assume we all know what time it is! S’time to read between the lines, bb’s…
Porchugeese to Engarish Translashun:
Which are the main qualities you appreciate in a woman?
Jared: Honesty, intelligence, sense of humor, that she can be herself. I like a low maintence girl, a girl that doesn’t spend 5 hours getting ready and a girl that has fun doing anything.
ACSHUAL Translashun:
Jared: Honesty, intelligence, sense of humor, great singing voice, ridiculous ass, amazing hair, and DSLs. My ideal mate would be low maintenance and can’t take longer getting ready than I do. Only one of us gets to spend 40 minutes in the mirror, and well…it’s gonna be me.
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Porchugeese to Engarish Translashun:
[Are you single?]
Jared: No, I’m not. I have a girlfriend.
ACSHUAL Translashun:
Jared: No, I’m not. I have a girlfriend… boyfriend… girlfriend. I mean. Um. I’m fucking Jen…sen…Jensen. I mean Genevieve. Jensen AND Genevieve. Fuck. Wait, what was the question?
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Porchugeese to Engarish Translashun:
What do you miss more about the times you weren’t famous?
Jared: Anonymity. It’s great to be recognized but sometimes I miss going out on the street and by myself. Before, I didn’t get paid much attention if I wasn’t in shape. Now it’s like it’s part of my job to take care of my body and how I look.
ACSHUAL Translashun:
Jared: Anonymity. It’s great to finally be able to kiss Jensen in public, but it was kinda more fun back when fangirls were all tinhatty and shit. But now that Jensen and I are so blatantly butt-humping and everyone knows it, we have to have sex with girls, too so Kripke God Kripke doesn’t smite us where we stand. *waving at Genevieve* I ~love~ you, baby. Wave to the camera!
translated by liliandsam
I know, I know…some of you are unimpressed with the new sidepiece, but hey! Look on the bright side, Big Daddy and Lil Mama make OSSUM home videos, y’all…which is moar than we ever got from McLovin:
Jensen, you shut your dirty hor mouth. They’re kinky and you know it. And if you play your cards right, bb…there might be a 3-way in your future. Nods. CHECK ON IT, ACKLES!
Oooooh, it’s the battle of the Jens, u guise! And Ackles is ready to go down throw down on Cortese’s ASS!!
LIKE SANDS THRU THE HOURGLASS, THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIES!
Jellus Jemsem is jellus, y’all. LOL, calm down, dude. So long as you’re ~riding the bike~, Jarrud gets to ~score some pussy~ too. But donut worry, bb. Take comfort in knowing you’ve still got the greatest ass in all the free world. Tru Fax.
As if Padalecki could quit this…Plz.
JENSEN+JARED=THE MOTHERFUCKING OTP
DISCLAIMER: JENSEN/GENEVIEVE…GENEVIEVE/JENSEN. PADALECKI, YOU ARE ONE GREEDY HOOKER. LOLOL, GET SOME! JENSEN+JARED+SANDY=MCLOVIN. AND NAO JENSEN+GEN+JARED=GTFO… WELL, THAT’S WHAT JEMSEM CALLS THEM, ANYWAY. LAWL, SHARING IS CARING, MY ASS! WE, OTOH SHALL REFER TO THEM AS… SASHA FIERCE. WHY? CUZ GEN WISHES SHE WERE A BOY (THAT WAY SHE COULD REALLY TAP JARRUD), JARRUD IS A IS A DIVA!, AND JEMSEM WANTS TO PUT A RING ON IT…AND BY IT, WE CLEARLY MEAN JARRUD’S COCK. FUNNY, CUZ IT’S TROO. DISCUSS.
PEE.ESS. WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF GENEVIEVE IS THE AFOREMENTIONED GIRLFRIEND IN QUESTION OR NOT. THIS IS THE TRIO WE’RE PIMPIN’. GET USED TO IT.
February 7, 2009 at 10:23 pm
*sighs*
I don’t have the energy to be happy for Jared’s relationship. I’m not going to hate on it either.
February 8, 2009 at 12:09 am
I need moar pics of Jemsens ass to make a dissiscion.
February 8, 2009 at 3:39 am
I almost feel a bit bad for this girl, cause you know that there are going to be some people who are just gonna tear her to shreds and compare her to his previous girlfriend.
February 8, 2009 at 4:49 am
jared is the motherfucker of ridiculous, so this is the queen of ridiculousness……… GENEVIEVE..yeah i bet all of my oldest panties she is the one he is talking about.
right now, am switching team…… jinsin!!? jus condition yourself, am gonna teach yo some french kissing from a southern french cow!!
PS: jared, i adore you despite your ridiculousness… but *srs face now on* right now i don’t…..
leaving SANDY for THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the bloody Hell!!!!
February 8, 2009 at 5:29 am
In my world, Jarrud is a lying liar who lies.
It’s simply not true. *sticks fingers in ears and sings LALALALALA*
P.S: The Gen part, not the Jen part. That’s TROOEST TRU FAX TO EVER TROO.
February 8, 2009 at 8:35 am
That Dean/Sam/Ruby vid cracked me up with Dean reminiscing.
I must admit I’m a little afraid for Genevieve’s structural integrity. Sandy got with him before he was as ginormous as he is now and she had time to get used to it, Gen was presented with all of the Glorious Gigantor at once. He could squash her in his sleep or something.
However, if Jared is so big on [G, J]ens, I should move to Vancouver ASAP and make my move. Jedi, are you coming too?
February 8, 2009 at 8:56 am
“I must admit I’m a little afraid for Genevieve’s structural integrity.”
Word. Jared spent 4 years breaking Sandy
and Jensenin, he doesn’t have time to spend another 4 breaking Genevieve in too.I’m just waiting for him to turn up to the LA premiere on Monday, wheeling Gen down the red carpet in a wheelchair. Poor thing. Maybe we’ll see her sporting some bowlegs soon, too.
February 8, 2009 at 10:22 am
Already packed Fairy Girl!!!
February 8, 2009 at 11:39 am
I’m just waiting for him to turn up to the LA premiere on Monday, wheeling Gen down the red carpet in a wheelchair. Poor thing. Maybe we’ll see her sporting some bowlegs soon, too.
Precisely. It always amazed me that Sandy was never wheelchair-bound. That IS why we called her “Champ” afterall. I mean, even Jensen has that funny walk. But if Gen shows up on the red carpet unscathed, I’ma be stoopid impressed with her agility. Fo’ srs.
And Jedi your newly admitted allegiance to the Padacock moves me to tears, bb. *sniffle* GOOD ON YOU. Now get up there, and get on your knees.
February 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm
awesome………..!
February 8, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Awww! Jensen has cried 2 manly tears of man pain today, no loyalty in this world
February 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Ah well. Just keep repeating, shes not reallllllly that dull irl shes not really that dull irl… And for some reason shes prettier offscreen in cadids than she is on. IDK what thats about tbh
February 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Also, Jen/Gen Psh least he doesnt have to worry about callin’ out the wrong name
February 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Sandy is a dancer so she’s flexible enough to handle Jared. In “Lazarus Rising”, I saw Gen’s cut up arms, she can probably handle him too.
I just think Jared should try out a taller, more curvaceous girl who is automatically built for a guy his size.
February 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Yeah, Chelle, like ME.
It’s legal in Belgium to change your name. I can be a Jenny.
February 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Awww, beautiful vid!
or at least he meant it.
I know portuguese, I’m pretty sure Jared said boyfriend…
February 8, 2009 at 7:16 pm
THIS BLOG IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
February 8, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Genevieve that dirty slut. I approve *claps*
Can someone please send her an enrollment request to SHU asap? I, for one, would like first hand recount of the Padacock.
pee ess, can someone please pass the razor?!
Shit, man that video was like intense depression tiemz.
Am going to slice my wrists vertically now, kthxbi.
February 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm
okay, you guise. you know i have to make the definitive word on EVERYTHING.
Firstly, I love Genevieve. I love Genevieve as Ruby. I thought Gen!Ruby’s sex scene with Sam was hot as fireworks in July. Seriously. I had to stop the vid like, three times to get some water, it was that hot. Yeah, Katie!Ruby didn’t do it for me like, at all. I’m one of those hors.
Secondly, Jensen doesn’t share. WE ALL KNOW THIS. But if Jared wants it both ways? He’s seriously gonna be lookin’ for a new roommate like, next week.
Thirdly – didn’t we predict this EXACT THING when this happened?
http://pics.livejournal.com/susannaheanes/pic/0003y9hb
Yeah, that’s what I thought. Sadly, men who are seriously in love can’t be out and about if they’re SRS ACKTORS. And you know how I feel about that. It’s a travesty, but there it is. Hollyweird isn’t the most evolved place on the planet. And so –
Lastly: GEN WINS THE AWARD FOR BEING A VERY GOOD SPORT. And if she comes to a comm, I’ma buy her a drink or three.
February 8, 2009 at 10:41 pm
“No, I’m not. I’m not…But I don’t want to talk about it”
That’s the translation I want to read. Because, lying liars who lie at every given moment, make havoc with their psyche.
Gen may be hot-to-trot, but I’m laying bets she doesn’t get photog within PDA distance with Big Daddy. Any takers?
February 8, 2009 at 10:43 pm
My preferred translation is in reference to the “Are you single?” question. =o)
February 9, 2009 at 1:20 am
Every time I come here, I am MOAR AND MOAR GLAD.
And YAY Jared for finally admitting who’s the girl in the relationship. You’re prolly gonna pay for that one when you get home, bb. Jensen doesn’t like being called the girl just because he’s the shorter one.
ALSO: thinking about moving to the house of the SAM. Jared is proving too hard to resist……
February 9, 2009 at 2:06 am
i’mma take one for the team (read: this rag-tag group of fangirls) and ride the padacock to see if i turn out bowlegged like jemsem.
i’ll let you all know how it goes. and i’ll get pictures too.
*runs off to stretch*
February 9, 2009 at 6:42 am
LOL Kenzie. Come to the House of SAM. The bestest, most funnest Frat there is.
February 9, 2009 at 6:55 am
*laying out a cookie trail leading up to the doors of SAM for Kenzie*
Come on in, bb. Tomorra, Big Daddy’s gonna school us on the proper way to do nekkid cartwheels. You won’t wanna miss it.
February 9, 2009 at 7:55 am
Dear Guidance Counsellor/ Mentwhore
When i first caught sight of a cookie trail, I was terribly lost; torn between the trek to awesomeness that is the Padacock and the equally enticing Jemsems Arse lookout. I bit my lip and pledged allegience to reach the SAM. As I neared the summit, I was pistol whipped by Jarruds revelation of a het gf.
*shuddering and channeling ugly cry dean from vid*
Srsly here’s lil’ ole me thinking that when the boys come down under in a couple of months; I could easily lure Big Daddy away with my femine wiles. Like better women than me haven’t tried?
*shakes head at self*
How does anyone compete with (J)en(G)en?!? That’s just too much pretty to try and wage war against. (all alternate battle plans submitted will be greatly appreciated)
February 9, 2009 at 7:57 am
apparently cant spell feminine or wage war
February 9, 2009 at 9:16 am
I LOVE JENSEN!!!!! Just felt the need to get that off my chest, now I just want my badass Dean back. Everyone is sexier when they’re being a badass. Sam is proof of that. Reserving judgement on Gen but can’t stand the new Ruby, she’s going to be with us forever and ever now.
February 9, 2009 at 10:21 am
Dear Sovereign,
I knew I shoulda gone with rainbow sourbelts, for they are clearly moar gooder. Donut be deterred from twirling into the SAM house cuz of Gen/Jen. TBH, Jemsem doesn’t even hang out in the DEEM house. He’s always in our house, cuz he and Big Daddy are attached at the hip…and attached in other places, on occasion. And, well…our house is better. So that’s where they’ve set up shop. *nods* As for Jarrud’s recent foray into het…hell, at least she’s hot. I’D do her. Then again, I’m a hor, so whatever.
Love, Your Mentwhore
Pee.Ess. Poiisonn, since Jedi is now an official PadaHO, you’re now one of the co-captains of DEEM. Congratulations, hooker. Now, strap on those clear heels, cuz that’s the way Dean-o likes it.
February 9, 2009 at 11:29 am
COOKIES???? *follows trail*
Tomorra, Big Daddy’s gonna school us on the proper way to do nekkid cartwheels. You won’t wanna miss it.
Your house sounds funner!! My mind is officially changed. Nekkid cartwheels?! SO there.
February 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Oh how I have fallen from grace. I’ve been stripped of my co-captain status. *wailing*
Poiisonn, I think I still have a pair of clear-heels in my closet, size 7.5 – they’re yours if you want them.
February 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Oh how I have fallen from grace. I’ve been stripped of my co-captain status. *wailing*
LOL, CRYMOAR. Clearly you and Jarrud are made for each other, J. *hands yoo a cookie*
February 12, 2009 at 9:02 pm
WHAT IS THIS?!
Have I been abandoned?!?!
*wails*
I thought we were true Jedi! I THAWT WE WERE TREW!
Pshh please. I wear a size 6 thankee very much. I’ll soon have to have a throw down against Gen to decide to is the tinier competitor for the Js. I’ll have to run out and pick up a pair of my own. Plus, who knows what kind of residue you left on those things. I don’t want the same Jared-turning virus you obviously possess.
! Kidding kidding. But SRSLY guise. It’s getting harder and harder to resist.
Meh.
You evil sluts of bitches did it on purpose didn’t you. You knew about this ALL ALONG!
*frowns*
I call unfair advantage.
*sidenote – I must apologize for my unannounced MIA spell. School is a bitch and must be punished.
Anyway, I’ve come to the correct resolution to our problem. Jarudd and Jinsin need to reproduce to have the ultimate human being. NAO.
That is all.
June 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Thanks for post from Australia
Jozefin
November 18, 2010 at 10:33 pm
lolol!!!!! wtf is this!!! so that is how jensen got bowlegs!!!! wow jared!! you are something else!! jensen is my favourite though!!!