Jensin Sunday: Show and tell…her to GTFO.
February 22, 2009
That’s right, kiddies. It’s time for another show and tell. I’ma show you some pictures, you tell me what’s wrong here. Ready?? Lets go…
No, the answer is not his clothes. Although, those too are very wrong.
Fail, Jemsem. You really should let Jared undress you. Yuh-huh.
EDIT: MORE PICSHURES NOW ADDED! GET SOME!
EEEEEEE! MBV premiere jumper! Nice to see you again, bb!
But Jemsem, I hope you didnt bring any other MBV premiere ~accessories~.
Um, what’s so funny, bb??
OH HAI THURR JARED’S AVIATORS!! Jemsem, ICWYDT, bb. I approve of these shenanigans 
UNF. Jemsem, klepto is a good look on you, bb!
Lawl, golf. Did you really have nothing better to do this weekend, bb?? REALLY?? *Finds this hard to believe when you live with Jared Padalecki*
O.o Have you figured it out yet?? Have you??
WHERE THE FARKING FARK IS JARED PADALECKI??
Dear Jensen, the only person you should be playing doublemint twins with is Jared. I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS FUCKERY. Go sit in the corner, twatwaffle. You’re clearly doing it wrong. *Shaking head at yoo*
Pee.Ess. That het isn’t fooling anybody.
DISCLAIMER: WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY?? PR STUNT?? GTFO. CLEARLY THESE TWO ARE A COUPLE WHO ARE MADLY IN LOVE. CLEARLY. TWO AND A HALF YEARS IS…WELL, TWO AND A HALF YEARS, YO. THE FACT THAT JENSEN IS WEARING JARED’S AVIATORS DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE SECRETLY MISSES HIS BOYRFRIEND CO-STAR AND HAS TO WEAR HIS MANLY ACCESSORIES LIKE A COMFORT BLANKET. NO, NOT AT ALL.
February 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
BRB CONTACTING FREDDY KRUGER TO END THIS SHENANIGANITY.
February 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm
*Handing you spork fingers*
February 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm
*picturing somebody’s head on a tee, with my driver in motion*
February 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm
AARRGGHH! *forgive me for screaming in class*
I really hate this. I hope the PR and just being there are worth it.
I bet being a klepto only softens it by a little.
February 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I’m going to be very brave right now…..( or sadomasochistic!! )….and say that i like them as a couple, they look great together. The one that i don’t approve of is Gen, so she has to go like yesterday!!!! Her gigantic mouth just freaks me out….o_O
February 22, 2009 at 5:14 pm
“I’m going to be very brave right now…..( or sadomasochistic!! )….and say that i like them as a couple, they look great together.”
See, i think they look cute together. There’s no denying that they’re both hot and she’s got a bangin’ body. But she’s just not Jared Padalecki.
Does he look happy with her?? Or does he look happy with Jared?? I think that’s all that needs to be said.
February 22, 2009 at 5:18 pm
*RAISES HAND*
Eee! Professor, call me! CALL ME! I know the answer to this one!
February 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm
“Eee! Professor, call me! CALL ME! I know the answer to this one!”
O RLY?? Go for it, bb.
February 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Obviously! He looks happier with Elta!
No really. Jemsem is such a good actor that he’d rather go subtle than be overtly exuberant in his display of EMOSHUN. Look at that eye crinkles when he’s around her. ’tis TROO LURVE.
February 22, 2009 at 5:45 pm
oh i think i remember some soapbox derby and the guys chatting and LOLing in the face of the WholeWideWorld!…
but then golf can drive peopl insanely stoned and calm if not…. well…. bored…
PS::: i have to agree with SAYACAT with the unsaid here… if elta is on the jinsin front…. some nasty ugly beard is propably jumping BigDaddy… and this mere idea or far-fetched theory just makes me vomit in my mouth and oblige me to swallow it back…
to tell you how nasty the idea and image is….
*shudder in sheer horror… sorry i can’t do this with Gen… Elta is way enough of a sport…*
February 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I just saw the behind the scenes of TIH, and Elta referred to Jed as simply her “friend” – JUST SAYIN.
Also, you’d think he’d enjoy his so-called friend/girlfriend’s company just a wee bit more. I mean, he is an actor after all. IS IT THAT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE TO PRETEND TO LIKE
GIRLSELTA?February 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm
but then golf can drive peopl insanely stoned and calm if not…. well…. bored…
Golf’s not boring! Whatever, I’m lame because I totally watched the final round of this tournament. OMG, Mickelson just eeked out a win. I thought he’d implode as he is wont to do on Sundays. *crickets*
MODS: your tags are wrong. It’s the Northern Trust Open, not National.
SHUT UP, I just like my golf ok? I can’t help it, I’m Japanese
February 22, 2009 at 6:44 pm
^ maichan is my dad.
He had some golf shit on while I was over there today and it made me have to pee.
February 22, 2009 at 8:09 pm
This is srsly like, my favorite Fake!relationshit ever. No rly. Their Fake!dates make me Fake!smile. As much as I’d like to, I can’t entirely hate on Elta…she’s got great Fake!boobs, afterall.
I’ll tolerate…So long as they don’t start poppin’ out Fake!ginger glory tear shedding babies. Or y’know…whatever.
Also, where the fucking fuck is Jared?
February 22, 2009 at 8:20 pm
the fuck yeah!?
PSSSSSSSSSS// MAICHAN AM SORRY…. it’s not the golf that’s boring…. it’s elta’s presence. i bet she doesn’t know any good gay-porn jokes….
*maichaaaaaaaaaaaaaan… am zooooorry….:(
February 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Yeah where is the “Real” Other half of this couple because it’s so not Elta. But it’s nice Jen has something of Big Daddy’s to remind him of him.
February 22, 2009 at 8:31 pm
In addition to what AJ said, this is also my favorite Fake!relationship ever because Jemsem looks so happy and phresh! As long as there’s no fake!engagement ring involve though…
February 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm
WORD, BOOKIE…no Fake!jewelry allowed. That type o’ shit is reserved for REAL srs bzns relashunships and such.
*looking around* Ok, srsly…who kidnapped Jarrud?? I miss seeing him and Jemsem out and about on their grown men play-dates. Jarrud really needs to learn to stop getting in the van every time someone offers him candy.
*shaking head at him*
Tard.
February 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Where was this? Where are they? What are they watching?
February 22, 2009 at 9:41 pm
*LOOKS AROUND*
*whispers*
Jarrud, bb. We’re still playing hide and seek. It’s not time for you to come out yet. Here have some moar candy and be a good puppy.
February 22, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Maichan, I love you! I admit, I watched some too, not the final round though. YAY Mick though!
February 22, 2009 at 10:25 pm
OMG sayacat,
i think i’m in love with you. I’m happy Jared’s happy but yeah…I’m not on team new ruby.
February 22, 2009 at 10:48 pm
LOL, JUju. No need for apologies.
February 22, 2009 at 11:48 pm
have to de-lurk to say that padalecki is soooo missing- that he has bailed on the NJ con. maybe he and jensen are taking a weekend to rekindle the relationship? plsplspls! otherwise i have to hate on him for the epic disappointment that i can’t see him in 2 weeks. =(
February 23, 2009 at 12:58 am
What? I’m so sorry, AJ. I didn’t hear a thing you said over the sound of Jason Eckols POPPIN’ HIZ COLLAH.
February 23, 2009 at 2:52 am
I still say the gray sweater Jemsem is wearing is Jarrud’s formerly black sweater, seen last 2006. YUH HUH.
February 23, 2009 at 6:51 am
I can’t figure out why but Elta looks as if she needs to be tied up and raeped. Srsly…. you think, in fact, that this girl is not Elta but intead is her not!evilTwin? srsly. she looks like a kitten in heat and makes me feel like a bad!DaddyTom.
rorwwwwr. and yes, that was me saying that. clearly something is entirely wrong with the Universe.
i’m headed for the confessional. feel as if i need to do peendance. or something.
*puts self in corner*
February 23, 2009 at 6:58 am
*Peering under my bed, Jared is that you?*
No such luck, that’d be the find of the century no doubt. So question…..has anyone seen “The Cortese” I’ma thinking the Padacock has been beardknapped. Can’t blame the gal really.
February 23, 2009 at 7:01 am
by the by, Elta might not be on my chrissy list but the bitch sure does know how to bring the pretty, and lets face it that’s one tough sell next to the awesomness that is Jemsem.
February 23, 2009 at 7:53 am
to maichan::: *sighs in relief*…. no really… i won’t mess with you (i totally worship your YT vids and want to pass my term in this crazy fucking school!!! lol)
to sayacat, chelle and all of the Gen-allergics:: i won’t even start to think about what BigDaddy may be doing of ALL of his weekends now….
and i’ll choose to deny the beard glued to his side for the time being.
DROWNING MYSELF IN A BIG POODLE OF J2 PORN… ANGSTY DRUNKEN SEX BETWEEN THE BOYS… PINNING THEMSELVES AGAINST WALLS AND HUMPING EACH OTHER’S THIGH FOR MAJOR FRICTION………….
*i deny the comfort-sex-rebound-stuff-cheap-fling that is going on in pada-pad*
*stix tongue out*
February 23, 2009 at 8:33 am
Is really that hard for him to smile when he is next to her? He needs to get rid of her. He deserves someone much better.
Is just me or does he look a little sad in these pic?
February 23, 2009 at 9:52 am
Y’kno his security really should step up i mean hello Elta has been stalking him for years now and they’ve done fuck all bout it… i wonder if she hypnotised Jen into believing they ‘loved’ each other
February 23, 2009 at 10:53 am
hypnotised and lurred… i should say “hence the fake-everything”…. i think it’s jared in-disguise… poor halloween suit but what the heck
February 24, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I like that we are loving Jensen right now!
February 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm
She’s got the sour lemon look perfected so well in the pic of them sitting next to each other. The only picture it looks like he’s really smiling in on the one day is one she isn’t around in? He also looks more relaxed the day she isn’t there. He’s always prettier than his girlfriends. Elta is cute but the only one who came close to matching him was Krupa.
March 1, 2009 at 11:52 am
Haha, what new fake photoshopping image of danneel and jensen being to some made up place together, danneel needs a crazy check, because that bitch is crazy. Nobody will ever listen to this garbage because hey it isn’t true. Jensen don’t want her, he wants his beautiful wife, why don’t she just find her a real man to have as her boyfriend and stop fantasizing about jensen. We all know you are not with jensen, never have, damn you are such a retard.
March 10, 2009 at 1:26 am
Hee!! This is killing me – and I’m not just talking about Elta hangin all over Jarrud’s Boytoy…
Oh shiny…
Wut?
April 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I’m so gonna think about and maybe regret this later but FUCK I just can’t help it!!! You are way crazy people. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU WRITE THIS SHIT??? STUPID ASS CLOWNS!
J2 and WINCHEST EWW get a life or find somebody to have sex with and stop hooking them up, isn’t enough that life sucks then you die… you make straight people GAY? how fucked up is this? Jesus Christ people! this is NOT funny!
Jensen is with Danneel!
Get a life and stop this misery before you ruin the show with your sick minds! Isn’t enough that they already mentioned you in the show? How many times do they have to tell you that this is twisted and that you need help and that you don’t need to be proud for being mentioned on the show.
Instead of looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing fucked up people with no life that you are, fat ugly bitches or gay idiots who don’t worth shit…you mock Danneel who’s good looking and great.
April 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Wow, homophobe. There’s so much WRONG in your comment, i don’t know where to start.
Please to not be calling gay people idiots on our blog. You’re only showcasing your own stupidity and ignorance and to be frank, it bores me. Please to be taking your uneducated self somewhere else. Kthanxbai.
April 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm
I’m no homophobe is just that there’s wrong how you make them look. I have a few gay friends and I don’t care, they can do whatever they want with their lives but being straight and being transformed by a fan in something that you’re not is pretty sick, even for a fantasy or whatever…
Is not that gay people are idiots, might be the word order to blame but I didn’t say that, idiots are everywhere this is not a sexual orientated stuff.
Ohhh be sure I won’t be passing around here, it was just a mistake of taking a look in a world of some fans and posting a message while being way too nervous. But just as an idea (if you care of course) try to think the stuff you generally write over here, how Jensen or Jared feel like when someone yells “Wincest” at a convention, what their families think and how you make the rest of the fans look like. Thank you and take care!
April 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm
So your basis of self worth and intelligence is predicated upon appearance and sexual orientation? By your logic, Danneel is good looking and therefore great, whilst ugly women are bitches and gay men are idiots. All I can say to that is WHAT THE FUCKIN’ FUCK?
April 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
That’s your own logic Maichan. I said Danneel is good looking and great not therefore great. The rest are just words which you can play with the way you want…I don’t really care right now…
We’re human, we think different therefore now I can say anything b/c you’re gonna take it just the way you want it so…good bye
April 12, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Then just leave…no goodbyes, just go.
April 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
And you know she is great how?
April 13, 2009 at 10:53 am
yo cocky spoiled mofo! Do not call my friends homos! Do not use that word as if its a bad thing! Punk!
April 13, 2009 at 11:50 am
LOL HER GAY HATE MAKES ME WANNA RAEP HER AND SHOW HER THE AWESOME THAT IS GAY LOVE.
SOMEBODY TIE HER DOWN. I’LL GET THE LUBE. AJ, YOU CAN SET UP THE CAMERA IN THAT CORNER OVER THERE.
April 13, 2009 at 12:02 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stalkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!! RUN, JENSEN GUMP! RUN!
April 13, 2009 at 12:16 pm
EPIC GAY MOVIE’S DONE!!!
ENJOY.
April 13, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I’M GLAD TO SEE YOU PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING I LINK YOU.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUS MAH FAVOURITEST. ILY.
April 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm
OH HUSH. YOU JUST LOVE ME FOR MY HAIR.
PEE.ESS. YOU HAVE A LOVELY FACE.
April 12, 2009 at 7:57 pm
*making an “O” shape with mah mouth and inhaling slowly, but loudly*
What’s that sound, you say?? Why, it’s the sound of Lisa sucking all the fun out of the room.
Ooooh, Lisa…Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. May I call you Elta?
Y’know, bb. The great thing about this fandom is there’s a place for everyone. Well, guess what? This clearly isn’t the place for you. See that little red “X” up at the top right hand corner of your screen? Simply click it, and all the bad scary gay goes away. It’s quite simple really.
Perhaps you should try TWoP, bb. I hear they’re pretty straight-laced ’round those parts. If I were you, I wouldn’t spend another 5 minutes up in this place. You might catch the gay. And HOCRAP, then what would you do?
So…out ya go! And don’t let the doorknob hit ya in the ass on the way out. You might accidentally like it.
April 13, 2009 at 5:41 am
@ A-Jizzle,
I really admire your sarcasm but dude! Don’t explain me what you like to do on your daily basis such as sucking and having fantasies with a door knob. You might enjoy’em a lot but I really don’t have to know that eww
@DesiLu, no worries I’ll leave.
April 13, 2009 at 8:59 am
Oh, bb. I’m not “explaining” SHIT to you. I’m kindly pointing you towards the nearest exit, you clueless twat. And I mean “clueless twat” in the nicest way possible.
Of course.
*sitting atop a big gay rainbow, waving atchoo*
April 13, 2009 at 9:03 am
And then peoples say I scare n00bs away. Pffft.
April 13, 2009 at 9:17 am
I SAW ‘CLUELESS TWAT’ AND AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMED YOU WERE TALKING TO ME.
MY BAD.
IN OTHER NEWS, ARE YOU SHOOTING THAT RAINBOW OUTTA YOUR ASS?
April 13, 2009 at 9:24 am
PFFT. DUH.
I WOULD SHOOT IT OUTTA MY COCK, BUT ALAS I DONUT HAVE ONE. *SAAAAAADFAAAAAACE*
April 13, 2009 at 9:43 am
LAWL, BUT YOU HAS A WISH PEEN, BB! DON’T GIVE UP! EVERYTIME YOU DON’T BELIEVE, A
PRETTY PRINCESSFAIRY DIES! DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE??April 13, 2009 at 9:56 am
LAWL, WISH PEEN.
WHAR’S BIG DADDY? I’MA BE NEEDING PROPER INSTRUCSHUNS ON HOW TO USE THIS THING. AND HE’S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW OF WHO SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF HIS COCK ON A REGULAR BASIS.
HE NEEDS TO COME LEARN ME. LOL, I SAID COME.
April 13, 2009 at 10:22 am
“HE NEEDS TO COME
LEARNIN ME.”THAR! I FIXED THAT FOR YOU.
April 13, 2009 at 10:54 am
You make me hot when you take control like that.
WOOF!
April 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
I WOULD ASK WHY YOU’RE BARKING AT ME. BUT I’M SCARED TO KNOW THE ANSWER.
I’M AFRAID THIS ENDS WITH ME ON ALL FOURS.
April 13, 2009 at 12:00 pm
YOU ARE SUCH A DISRACTION. I ALMOST WANNA BLOG ABOUT IT.
NO, REALLY.
April 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm
YOU SHOULD BLOG ABOUT IT.
I’D LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SPEND MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TIME ON THE INTERNET READING ABOUT MYSELF.
April 13, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I MIGHT JUST DO THAT. DO YOU LOOK LIKE ASHLEY SIMPSON?
April 13, 2009 at 12:32 pm
DO YOU LOOK LIKE ASHLEY SIMPSON?
BLONDE ASHLEY SIMPSON OR BRUNETTE ASHLEY SIMPSON? NOT THAT IT MATTERS, CUZ I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE BRITTANY SPEERS. ALTHOUGH, I’VE ALSO BEEN TOLD I LOOK LIKE JARED PADALECKI.
*NODS* YES, THIS.
April 13, 2009 at 10:36 am
“HE NEEDS TO COME
LEARNIN ME.”THAR! I FIXED THAT FOR YOU.
HOSH-!!!
*LOOKING AROUND FOR JEMSEM*
BISH, YOU TRYNA GET ME KILLED???
April 13, 2009 at 10:47 am
NOT KILLED, CLOTHESLINED! THAR BE A DIFFERENCE.
BESIDES, I HEARD YOU LIKE BEING ON YOUR BACK. *SNORT*
April 13, 2009 at 11:53 am
You guys Freaking Rock.
April 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
THIS IS NOT NEWS. NEITHER IS OUR MODESTY.
April 13, 2009 at 11:53 am
BESIDES, I HEARD YOU LIKE BEING ON YOUR BACK. *SNORT*
AND ALSO CONSCIOUS, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
PFFT. GET OUT. THE ONLY HEADACHE I WANT IS FROM MY HEAD REPEATEDLY HITTING THE HEADBOARD.
THAR BE A DIFFERENCE.
April 13, 2009 at 11:54 am
EL.OH.EL. THE ONLY THING GETTING HIT REPEATEDLY IS JENSEN. FROM THE BACK.
TRUTH, NOT TRUFAX.
April 13, 2009 at 11:57 am
I ALMOST WISH THIS WAS LIVEJOURNAL. CUZ THEN I COULD TYPE
“WORD”
IN BIG GAY BLINKING RAINBOW LETTERS OVER A SPARKLY BACKGROUND.
YES, THAT’S RIGHT. I MANAGED TO FIND ONE THING I LIKE ABOUT ELJAY.
AND WELL…THAT’S ABOUT IT.
April 13, 2009 at 11:58 am
DON’T HATE, MASTURBATE.
JENSEN TAUGHT ME THAT. YUH-HUH.
April 13, 2009 at 12:10 pm
JENSEN ACKLES IS A VERY SMART MAN.
HIS LOGIC MAKES ME FAP.