Recess: The Ultimate Fan!girl…
April 14, 2009
It’s like The Ultimate Fighter, only better. YES. This.
Well, SPRINGtime is here, bb’s. And we? Are turning over a new leaf. Yes, that’s right…
Now we’ve been known in the past to fangirl the HELL out of Megan Padalecki. Cuz. Well. She’s clearly more ossumer than Jarrud, and she be’s our favorite Padalecki. And now…we’re thinking it’s time to spread the love, just a weeee bit further. So, starting today, we’re gonna fangirl Jensen’s little sister, too.
Why? Cuz she’s family. Duh.
D’awwwwwwwwww!! Look at the way she looks up to her big brother. Aren’t they the cutest??!
I know, I know… we’re not supposed to like Danneel, for serious. But hey…she’s actually made up of quite a bit o’ WIN, and happens to be rather ridiculous.
Check it!
Reasons We <3 Danni more than Peanut Butter:
1. She accompanies Jensen to majorly fucking boring golfing events.
…and pretends seems to like it. She be’s a good sport, yo!
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2. LAWL, shared mannerisms are shared. RE~LA~TED
The family that prays together…wins the Northern Trust Open??
*shrug* IDEK.
Also, she makes a good stand-in for the Padalecki. Clearly Jemsem’s not comfortable unless he’s in doublemint-twin-mode. Clearly. She’s such a giver.
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3. She makes an ossum bodyguard…
[YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCa-22qXB08&feature=related&FMT=18]
We’ll just ignore that Asylum ’07 incident and act like she totally tried to prevent it. In fact, I demand a re-write where Danneel steps in and kicks that fan!girl’s goddamn ASS! Yes, this. Somebuddy go write it, and make it believable. NAO!!
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4. Most amazing publicist EVER!!
Y’know if this acting thing doesn’t work out, she should look into graphic design. I bet she could make some wicked good billboards with those skillz.
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5. She’s extremely overprotective of Jensen…
See that face she’s making? That’s her “stop looking at my brother like he’s a fucking piece of meat, before I have to cut a bitch” look. S’very effective, I hear, as she wears it quite a bit whenever he’s around…and occasionally when he’s not.
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6. She gives the best advice…
Danni: Jensen, be careful with my truck. It’s brand new.
Jensen: I know, I know. I will. Promise.
Danni: And for the love of God, DON’T go driving around LA with your friends hanging off the hood, acting like a bunch of idiots. That’s so 2003.
Jensen: Danni? Please. I know how to have fun without being a jackass. We’re just planning on buying a bigass blue tarp to put in the bed of the truck, and we’re gonna fill it with water and have a pool party.
Danni: Well, if you add sand, it’ll be more like you’re at the beach.
Jensen: Oooooh, good call!
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7. She’s SUPER supportive of his career and relationships…
And even takes the time to hang out with the Jarrud, sans Jensen. Pfft, wut? They’re practically family too, y’know.
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8. She doesn’t like to brag, but…
[YOUTUBE=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8iDmSldU1s&FMT=18]
Just don’t ask her what she does for a living.
o.O
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9. She’s President of Jensen’s fanclub, not to mention one hell of a PA…
“From what I’ve heard, Danneel was actually there because the actors have to have somebody counting how many autographs they sign as they get a cut of them, and they have to match the numbers with the amount Creation actually sold. There’s no “leash” involved, she was just helping out.”
I hope she counts better than Jarrud.
Episode 14…out of 16…instead of 22…means we’re 8 episodes short…no, 6… wait, wat?
BTW, you think she reads his fanmail, too? And checks his phone messages? And emails? And texts? o.o
What?…she takes her job very srsly, hokay?
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10. She’s all about promoting JENSEN’S career and wouldn’t DARE steal his spotlight…
“So well, my friend faith_mars had the Ten Inch Hero script with her to get signed. And Jensen was signing it and then looked up to faith_mars asking her if she wants Danneel’s signature as well! And faith_mars said yes. So, Jensen turned around, asking Danneel “Danni you wanna sign it too?” And she was like “Uhm… well… No, I don’t think so” and he went on “Oh come on, it’s TIH, u were in it” and she looked awkwardly at him and said “No, I don’t know… I mean…..” and he interrupted her again “Oh come on” and again she looked very uncomfortable and said “I mean, she probably doesn’t want my signature on it anyway” And then faith_mars finally had enough and said “well, if you don’t want to…” and Jensen just handed the script and a pen back at Danneel and then FINALLY she signed it!! What a drama!! I mean, if you are in a movie, you should be proud of it and should be happy to sign stuff like this. But no… she made such a drama about it and literally held up the line with that although my friend instantly said “yes” to the idea of her signing it as well. *sigh* Seriously, I don’t get this woman and the big dealabout this :-/”
*sigh*…So selfless… or whatever.
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11. She’s clearly business savvy…clearly.
“I also heard 2 more stories. One about Danneel saying it will be extra (money)for her signature and the second one was about how she had 3 bodyguards because “SPN fans don’t like her”. TRUE!”
Taking financial tips from Jason Manns? I approve. She DESERVES that $10, yo.
12. She’s all about the self improvement.
Seriously, Danneel Harris is so awesome, she can make her boobs inflate on command. She’s rather farking ridiculous, no??
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DISCLAIMER: ELTA IS NOT REALLY JENSEN’S SISTER. SHE IS, IN FACT, HIS BROTHER. UNF UNF UNF!!! NOW SEEING AS HOW IT’S ELTA APPRECIATION DAY UP IN HERRE…PLZ TO BE TELLING US YOUR SINGLE MOST FAVORITIST THING ABOUT HER. YES, THAT. ANSWERS IN A COMMENT, YO!!
April 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm
*tries to control the giggles*
MAH FAVORITE THING ABOUT ELTA…
HMMM…ONE TIME, IN BANDCAMP? NO WAIT, THAT’S NOT IT.
My favorite thing about Elta is…uhm, wow this is hard…is about that one time in One Tree Hill…oh, wait I don’t watch One Tree Hill.
Okay! I have one! My favorite thing about Elta is her surname HARRIS. Because it reminds of the OSSUM that is Neil Patrick. There!
April 14, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Lawl, weak.
My favourite thing about Danneel Harris is that she had 3 bodyguards at LaCon because “SPN fans don’t like her”, but in actual fact, they were for Jensen. She just pretended they were hers so as not to insult Jensen’s masculinity.
She’s so…considerate!
April 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Yeah I just remember her eating gummi worms with one of the bodyguards and Jensen…counting with that little clicker thing. No one even really looked at her…From what I could see, but hey to be fair…Jensen was signing stuff he shouldn’t have been because he wasn’t looking at what the hell he was signing. LOL
What I like most about her is that she is a Ok Fill-In for Big Daddy when he isn’t around. I don’t know I got nothing.
April 14, 2009 at 6:46 pm
It’s not my fault she doesn’t poke me the way Big Daddy does. YIS THIS.
Ok fine. My favorite thing about Elta is that she moonlights as Jemsem’s official autograph counter when she’s not doing her day job. SO THERE. HAAAAH.
I also like that she broke a bed doing a sex scene on FIRST TAKE. Ruh roh.
April 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm
“I also like that she broke a bed doing a sex scene on FIRST TAKE”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YES!!
Another of my favourite things about Danneel, is that she doesn’t settle for less than ten inches. Seriously, girl has standards and i admire that. *nodding*
April 14, 2009 at 8:39 pm
ok, here goes….
my favorite thing about elta is who she lets put his penis inside of her.
does that count?
if no, then… my fav thing about elta is that i dont ever have to meet her. yes thats it!
April 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm
“my favorite thing about elta is who she lets put his penis inside of her.”
I don’t exactly know who you mean. Narrow it down a bit, yo.
April 14, 2009 at 11:24 pm
of course i am talking about mrs. padalecki. coughjemsemcough.
April 15, 2009 at 2:08 am
AND I THINK MRS. JARD PADALICKY REGRET THAT EVER SINCE.
April 14, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Mah fave thang ’bout Elta… hm. The fact that she’s a fellow redhead? Although, I’ve got mine dyed black nowadays. So, d’oh.
..no, I got nothing.
Maybe… that I wouldn’t be able to hate with love if it wasn’t for u guise over here, ‘cuz then I probably wouldn’t even know who she is. But then that would be a good thing, I suppose.
AAAAAAH. TRICKY TASK IS TURNING OUT TO BE RATHER TRICKY.
April 14, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Uhh…my favorite thing about Elta is
she’s not on Supernaturalshe was alright in TIH. Really. She was decent, maybe someone should give her a chance in one of those big movies that don’t include “National Lampoon’s” or “Harold and Kumar” in the title.See I can be nice
*runs off to wash mouth out with soap*
April 15, 2009 at 5:13 am
Can my fav thing be a future potential thing? Is that possible? If so, then if she doesn’t turn up as Jen’s watchdog at the Sydney Con in Australia in a few days. I think that would kinda ruin the day, don’t you? So if she doesn’t turn up, that will be my fav thing about her ever. Oh and her not-fake boobs.
April 15, 2009 at 8:13 am
If so, then if she doesn’t turn up as Jen’s watchdog at the Sydney Con in Australia in a few days. I think that would kinda ruin the day, don’t you? So if she doesn’t turn up, that will be my fav thing about her ever.
From your fingertips to Michael Rosenbaum’s ears…
April 15, 2009 at 10:59 am
I’m confuzed. I know Rosey is God and Ruler of the Universe, but how’s he gonna keep Elta away from Jen and the Sydney con?
I hope I’m not being extremely ignorant of something here.
April 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
The Rosenbaum works in mysterious ways, bb…
April 16, 2009 at 12:32 am
She will be there…..I’ll bet $100….get beck to me after the con.
She’s getting a provision from Jensen’s cheque and it pays her bills.
April 16, 2009 at 12:51 am
I’ll let ya know. I’m flying out to Sydney tonight, and I’m sooooo nervous! My ears always hurt like fuck on landing. Wish me a painless landing y’all!
April 17, 2009 at 4:22 am
She is there…No pic of her but My God Does Jared look good enough to eat with Facial Hair..Oh so does Jensen.. LOL
http://www.hollywoodtreatment.net/blog/?p=8803
April 17, 2009 at 5:26 am
Of course she’s there. Somebuddy’s gotta count his autographs and protect him from being starfished, yo!
And why wouldn’t she be there? Jared took Megan to Argentina. Jensen likes to take his lil sister on vacations, too, u know.
*sigh*
They’re such ossum big brothers, those guys. *g*
April 15, 2009 at 8:07 am
My favorite thing about Elta is that she’s a closet bitch *coughMinusTheClosetcough*…
No, really. I actually looooooove that about her. She’s a bitch and makes no apologies for it. She’s ballsy, yo.
Yeah yeah…so maybe she’s mean to Jensen, too, sometimes. But hey… every time she makes the Jemsem cry pretty, the Jarrud is there to lick him better, Y/Y? So, essentially, her bitchassness brings about epic comfort-boysexxing.
Therefore, in conclusion…I approve of this fuckery. Very much so. A++++++++, Danni.
*stamps a gold Padacock in the middle of her forehead*
April 15, 2009 at 10:53 am
“*stamps a gold Padacock in the middle of her forehead* ”
ILY!!! I mean it!!!
A hi-5 and a big hug for you! I imagined you smacking her forhead with your palm and leaving a gold stamp on her confused face! Priceless. I am very grateful for that imagery.
April 15, 2009 at 11:03 am
Oh and she’d be crossing her eyes and trying to see whats on her face! You would have a smug and satisfied look on your face. Too much imagination?
April 15, 2009 at 12:17 pm
ILY!!! I mean it!!!
A hi-5 and a big hug for you!
LAWL, caaaareful, bb. Careful. M-Tizzle be’s verreh possesive. She’s the Jarrud to mah Jemsem.
*whispering* ILY, too. Shhhhhhhhh.
Too much imagination?
*ponders that for a sec*
Nope. That sounds about right…
April 15, 2009 at 12:43 pm
“LAWL, caaaareful, bb. Careful. M-Tizzle be’s verreh possesive. She’s the Jarrud to mah Jemsem.”
Ahahahahahahaha, NO. This is wishful thinking…on your part.
IMO, you’re anybodys. Pun intended.
April 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Lies.
All lies.
Srsly…she doth protest too much, if ya ask me.
April 15, 2009 at 9:59 am
Haha, I totally love seeing my quotes and mostly, that icon there
))))) Here’s the original big pic:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/28ada832771830
BTW, those stories about her autograph being extra and her bodyguards are 100% true, I got that first hand from people who were coming out of the autograph room saying “what a bitch” and looking back into the room.
April 15, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Wow I didn’t even want to pay for Jensen’s autograph…LOL…Sure wasn’t going to pay for his little sister’s. I rather have a gold Padacock in the middle of my forehead…maybe that wouldn’t be a bad thing…;)
April 15, 2009 at 10:04 am
http://www.imagebam.com/image/28ada832771830
Also, couldn’t help it, she’s a srs bznz woman…..she’s an official spokesperson for german alarm clocks:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/6ce2a332772164
April 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Alarm clock, LOL. I bet she gave one to Jemsem for Chrissmus. Excellent quality, for sure. It’s prolly the alarm clock he used right before LA Con that made him late.
Yes, I’m blaming the clock. Clearly his TARDYness had nothing to do with the wrap-it-up party the night before. Clearly.
April 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Just that pure fact he overslept proves that he sleeps alone…..
April 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm
or that neither of them are morning people.
April 16, 2009 at 12:29 am
Or that he went to the con alone and she came with her friends with another car and left as soon as her job (showing off during autographs) was over while Jensen and Jared stayed and then went their own way…..yeah, that’s what I call spending time together….
It’s just very off, a true couple spends time together outside the cons while these two only met up there and that’s it.
Yes, Jensen was super busy and he didn’t have time for her, that’s true…..so why was she sitting there? I remember when I followed a woman from Creation taking gifts to the green room, she bumped into Elta’s chair and almost fell. That space where Elta had a chair was for Bodyguards and people from Creation were walking there, she was simply blocking them. Not to mention she just sat and looked grumpy…..why not wait for “her loved one” in the green room? Maybe because it was her job to be there and as soon as it was done, she happily left? Yeah.
April 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm
If Jensen likes her, she must be doing something right. Plus, she’s hot.
Normally I’d go right along with the fuckery, but I’ve been so disappointed with all the fangirl hatred for Danneel at the con… She’s his LOVED one, for god’s sake. If you love Jensen, you gotta at least respect who he loves.
(A2, you know this was not for you!)
April 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I was there and she was unnecessary, simple as that. Jensen didn’t have time for her and if she was really with him, she’d wait for him home or either green room because she can enjoy him all the time when he’s not with fans. I particularly liked how he stoped half a meter from her….they never went closer than half meter from each other and they never touched on Sunday. They never even smiled at each other and when he was handing her his presents from fans, he put his hands away the second she touched the present….yeah, just two true lovers enjoying being close….NOT.
April 15, 2009 at 2:34 pm
so because they aren’t lovey dovey in public means they aren’t a real couple?
and of course he didn’t “have time for her”. he was busy. if his mom was there, i’m sure he would act the same way. but no fan is going to ask security to tell his mom to leave or think his mother should stay home or in the green room.
April 16, 2009 at 12:20 am
Jared and Sandy were always interacting in cons and even Jensen was only talking to Sandy last year….he ignored Elta from the distance.
Sorry if you’re trying to see “something” but after 2,5 years…..their interaction nad chemistrly level is below zero. In reality and in pictures as well. She had more fun on her Fired up premiere with the suits than Jensen and his MNV premiere.
Another interesting fact? She arrived with her friends during the day and after the autographs she again left with her friends alone. The boys stayed longer to sign the auction posters and then they both left together just before Misha’s panel. Also, since Jensen overslept, it’s more than obvious he didn’t have anyone to wake him up that morning…..it’s such a theater play but if there’s nothing, there’s simply nothing.
I’ve seen it with my own eyes (standing in the row for 20 minutes and then looking back into the room for another 30 minutes) and I’m more than ever convinced Jensen keeps his distance all the time there and it’s only because they’re not together as a couple.
April 16, 2009 at 2:44 am
so… she’s his ginger beard? makes sense to me *shrug*
April 16, 2009 at 5:31 am
When my HUSBAND has a gig, I go and be there and most of the time, he doesn’t have time for me, certainly doesn’t hug or kiss me or even hold my hand or touch my elbow or whatever. He’s too busy attending to his band members, friends, and fans to pay any attention to me besides the casual nod or the request to keep his wallet for him. I also arrive and leave with my friends, because these things are really tiring and waiting around all night, for hours on end? Not fun. Hence the long face. I bet if someone took pictures of me at one of his gigs, they’d think I didn’t love him and hated to be there. But the thing is, I do, and you bet I show him when he gets home all tired and wired up from an evening out there.
I’m not saying she IS the love of his life, but as long as Jensen tells us she is, I’m taking it at face value.
Even if my dreams have Jared chasing after Jensen with a pink bow around his cock.
April 15, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Oh and she’s very ordinary looking. Seriously, photoshop and expensive make up makes wonders. Other than that, very ordinary and people didn’t evne recognize her in the crowd.
April 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm
yeah…the danneel hate is getting really tired. part of me wants them to get married and have a billion kids so her haters can STFU.
April 16, 2009 at 12:10 am
dream.
April 15, 2009 at 3:06 pm
TRUTH: I, personally, happen to enjoy Danneel quite a bit. She’s unintentionally AND intentionally hilarious (but mostly unintentionally), she’s HOT, and by goddess she has her moments where she can be a sweet girl. As much shit as I give her, I do genuinely like her.
TRU FAX: She’s Jensen’s little sister. They’re not getting married, nor will they have ginger!midget babies. Ever. Sorry, I don’t see it happening. I have my reasons for thinking this, and no I do not care to share with the class.
Just my twelve cents…take it or leave it.
April 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I’ll take it.
The twelve cents, that is (need the monies to ship myself to Oz). Feel free to keep Elta.
April 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Ingrate.
April 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
TRUTH: I’d hit it and quit it. No, really. I actually love her cuz she’s ballsy and she never ceases to amaze me with her shenanigans. Unpredictable Elta is mah favourite Elta. I’d love her a lot more though, if i knew what her ass tatt was of. FOR SERIOUS.
TRU FAX: I’d totally send them a wedding gift.
April 15, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I’d love her a lot more though, if i knew what her ass tatt was of. FOR SERIOUS.
YES! FFS, what IS that?? Someone should ask Jensen at a con. LOL, wut? I WANNA KNOW.
TRU FAX: I’d totally send them a wedding gift.
Condoms and face cream??
April 15, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Condoms and face cream??
Full body latex and antibiotic?
April 16, 2009 at 12:09 am
I can bet my apartment that they’ll never get married……it’s smple because they’re not together.
April 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
THIS.
April 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm
The thing i like about Elta is she looks better from behind.
Wut, apart from the boobies which scare the crap out of me for the sheer fact that they dont move when she does, i dont know the girl well enough to say and based on here acting i got nothing. sorry.
April 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm
ooohhh i got it i got it.
i love her hair, well the colour of it anyway the extensions not so much but tis very pretty.
April 16, 2009 at 12:47 am
Ahahahaha! Boobs that don’t move when she does! A dead giveaway, no? I’m suddenly feeling like pepe le pew!
No? No?
April 16, 2009 at 2:57 am
“the boobies which scare the crap out of me for the sheer fact that they dont move when she does”
LAWL, they be her weapons of mass destruction… errr, distraction!
April 15, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I’m not a big fan of hers but I do think she did a good job in Harold and Kumar. It’s sad but I’m much more jealous of her getting with Kumar than I am of her being Jensen’s girl. I adore Kal Penn and the thought of her hooking up with his alter-ego is rather disturbing. If she sucks at dealing with fans she needs to work on it, she’s supposed to be there to support Jensen and by pissing off his fans she’s doing herself and him a disservice. She says that the fans hate her…did she ever think that it might be her behavior,not just who she’s dating?
April 16, 2009 at 2:53 am
what I like about elta, she’s dedicated and a giver. seriousely selfless, giving up her free time to spend time with jemsem like that. even though he seems like he could care less if she’s around, she still hangs in there. for more than 2 1/2 years now. now if that doesn’t sound like dedication, I don’t know what does.
And thanks for giving me the answer as to why two very HOT looking people like Elta and Jensen have like ZERO chemistry when they are together. They are obviousely related. very obviousely!
April 16, 2009 at 8:15 am
What I like about Elta is …her boyfriend.
OMFG I love him so much <3
June 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Ummmm…she has gotten ahold of Jarrud’s Secret Hair Book? Her hai is ridiculous and luxuriant.
*Giggles*
February 26, 2010 at 6:08 pm
EU TE AMO MUITO
BRASIL
JESSIK