Afterschool Special: Piracy!FAIL
May 27, 2009
THE FOLLOWING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTERS C & D, AND THE NUMBER 10…
Listen up, pirates!! It bes SRS BZNS TIEMZ!!
It’s not often that we take the time to edumacate yous guys on how not to make grown men whine cry. So, since Jemsem and Jarrud are busy fucking like bunnies M.I.A. till Fridee, what better time than now? SO. Welcome to our very first Afterschool Special. Today we shall be discussing the oh-so-serious issue of illegally downloading music off the internetz for FREE, cuz who the fuck actually has $10?.
NOT THESE TWO TARDS. THAT’S FOR DAMN SURE. PFFT.
O.o
It’ll make sense in a minute…
JenSIN Sunday: Girls Gone Wilde
May 24, 2009
It’s JenSIN Sunday, y’all!! So what’re we gonna do? FAP over hot chicks, of course. DUH. So last week, Maxim Magazine came out with its list of the hottest 100 Women in like, the history of now. Or something. Let’s check out the red carpet…and no, we don’t mean Danneel’s crotch…
Although, you should prolly just go ahead and skip to 2:31 and 3:41 for the relevant bits. Just sayin…
Q: If there was a Hot 100 for guys? Who would be number 1 on your list?
A: Jensen Ackles…from Supernatural.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why she’s my fucking favourite. Best little sister/PR person EVER!! Srsly, how hilarious is she, pls? Did she just pimp Jensen out and then hit on the camera man all in under 30 seconds??
And is it just me, or did that awkward pause after she said Jensen’s name just SCREAM, “I’M BEING PAID TO SAY THIS.” Or perhaps, “I’M SICK OF PLAYING THIS RETARDED GAME, AND I DON’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ANYMOAR, SO I’MA JUST GO AHEAD AND PHONE THIS ONE IN, AND SEE IF I CAN MANAGE TO SCORE SOME ASS FROM SOMEONE WHO’S ACTUALLY IN TO ME, WHILE I’M AT IT. SO SUCK ON THAT.”
Just me, then? *shrug*
Freestyle!Friday: Who the Fuck Voted for Kris Allen?
May 22, 2009
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
But before I do, here. Watch this shit.
His make up is dope.
Driver’s Ed: Take the 4th Exit at the Roundabout…
May 19, 2009
Oh sh-…you’re all still here…and some of you brought friends. And once again, I see some of you went left when you were clearly meant to be going right. But no matter. WELCOME to our cracktastic institution, yo! And welcome to the summer edition of Driver’s Ed.
Let’s take a looksee at how our new summer school students managed to sweet talk their way into The School of Gay Boy Love. Shall we?
Strap in, release the emergency break, and put the pussy wagon in reverse…
A Note From Your Professors: Dear Eric Kripke-
May 14, 2009
Relevant Post of the Week: Adam Fucking Lambert!
May 12, 2009
I dunno about you guys but i like to start my day with a little bit of gay on my cheerios.
Dear Jensen and Jared-
One picture?
One picture…that’s all we want.
Just. One.
We swear we’ll never ask for anything else ever again!!
Ok, that’s a lie. But this will keep us happy for a good… 12 minutes.
*brb…fapping*
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Did somebody request porn with Jared lapdancing to Britney Spears?
Why yes, yes I did.
‘If You Seek Amy’ is his favourite. TRUTH, not trufax.
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What’s that you say?? Jared Padalecki is the toppiest top to ever top??
o rly?
Jemsem Ankles begs to differ…
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It’s day 4, bishes, and it’s time to break out the visuals.
Lawl, NSFW.
Day Tres! GET SOME!! Today’s subject: those Winchester boys and all the ways in which they…*ahem* LOVE each other. And stuff. *g*
Sera Gamble approves of this fuckery! Tru fax.
