Dirty Secret: Vol. 3.0
June 28, 2009
Sasquatches! Take a seat. It’s about that time, y’all. When’s the last time we sat down at the round table of truthy truthiness?
Now, the last time we did this, seems as though you bishes had a lot on your minds. LOLOLOL. And well…seeing as how it’s been almost a year, we’re figuring your heads are prolly full of moar dirty secrets that you’re just DYING to let out. So. Let’s have it! Whatever you need to say, effing SAY IT. No holding back. And once again, secrets can be SPN-related or not, “Jensen&Jared” related or not. If you have eleven toes, let’s hear about it. If you’re addicted to pickles stuffed with fried rice, tell us. If you read copious amounts of J2 porn at work and have to run to the bathroom to ~relieve some tension~…please try to refrain from making an associated graphic in MS paint. Just sayin’. And NO ANONYMOUS SECRETS. This ain’t eljay, goddammit. Around here, we like to know who we’re pointing and laughing at.
Once again, I’ll start us off…GET SOME!
AJ’s Secrets:
SECRET:
Freestyle!Friday: Dance Like No One’s Watching!
June 26, 2009
O.O
The following selection has been Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki APPROVED for your guilty pleasure.
AWWWW, GET SOME!!
New school song? I think yes.
McLovin Monday: The 30 Year Old Virgin
June 22, 2009
And now for a Big Bang that has NOTHING to do with McLovin, but everything to do with Jensen and Jared being the most ridiculous people in the history of ever. Don’t worry. You’ll still get your daily dose of Sandyness. It wouldn’t be Monday, otherwise.
NOW! WHO’S IN NEED OF SOME THINSPIRATION??
Oh, Jensen…They’re just donuts, bb, not love.
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Chemistry 101: This Is the Story of Two Straight Men…
June 17, 2009
They’re straight, they SWEAR! Except for when…
Jensen moves into Jared’s house, and they start buttsexxing all over the place and making lots of loud tortoise-like noises and have to get rid of Gen. And they can’t really help it you guys, so Danneel’s gotta go, too! But Icky can stay…
This is their love story!!
…As told by each other and those around them.
Yesterday’s News, Today!: The Holy Fucking Shit Edition
June 15, 2009
Dear Man Pictured Below-
Why are you doing this to me?
Why?…Jerkpants.
Seriously, you guise. When the fuck did this become a “who has the most ridiculous face ever” competition?? And why the fuck is Jensen Ackles winning? As co-captain of Team Padalecki, my brain is very much confused by this fuckery. I can’t process this. I mean. Are you really supposed to get THAT much better-looking as you get older??
Cuz if so, then I’m clearly doing it wrong. Ugh, I hate him. *licks his stupid face and runs away*
Freestyle!Friday: Possessive Freaks are Possessive
June 12, 2009
Sasquatches! It’s Friday, yo! And well…Friday just isn’t Friday until Jensen’s ass is in the air. And so begins the Freestyle!Friday: Big Bang-a-thon. Oh yes. Start your weekend off… by getting off.
Clearly this place needs moar cock. Clearly.
Blind Item of The Week: In the Dog House?
June 8, 2009
Which prime-time TV star, turned silver screen action hero, is making his co-star move out of their shared bachelor pad because the co-star’s dog isn’t masculine enough? Apparently the TV stud has had enough of his costar’s dog hitting on his strapping, rugged canine. As it would seem, what the co-star’s dog lacks in masculinity, he doesn’t quite make up for with his ~bouncy personality~ as previously implied…
SHU Lecture Series Presents: Asylum3
June 5, 2009
SquareHead University Lecture Series Proudly Presents: Asylum 3
Birmingham, England
Also known as the con where everything that went wrong was clearly Jared’s fault. Clearly.
Well kids! It’s official. This con was the be all end all of SPN fandumb what the fucking fuckery. And we? could not be more amused if we tried. Welcome to Fandumb Mindfuck, Vol 2.0. Wanna see some Grade A wanktastic bullshittery? Here…
LET US SHOW YOU IT!
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Every now and then, something so mind-boggling and utterly retarded happens that results in SO much lulzy wank, that it requires a little bit of extra attention just to convey the magnitude of said retardery. And right now, that ~something~ that we are referring to, would be none other than Asylum 3, which took place over the weekend in Birmingham, England.
Is it just me, or was this past weekend quite possibly the most entertaining 3 days in the history of ever? For goddamn serious. Oh, fandom. Never change.
Also…just incase anyone was unaware…
TWITTER RUINS LIVES.
TRUFAX.
But whatever. Back to the fuckery…
WAIT. THERE’S MOAR…
