Chemistry 101: This Is the Story of Two Straight Men…

June 17, 2009

They’re straight, they SWEAR! Except for when…

Jensen moves into Jared’s house, and they start buttsexxing all over the place and making lots of loud tortoise-like noises and have to get rid of Gen. And they can’t really help it you guys, so Danneel’s gotta go, too!  But Icky can stay…

This is their love story!!

…As told by each other and those around them.

So, we all know Jensen loves Jared.  And Jared loves Jensen.  And they maybe possibly fell in love at first sight.  Maybe, definitely. But whatever your literal take is on the J2 relationship (bffs, fwbs, soulmates, hetero life partners, boyfriends, future husbands, whateverthefuck),  there is one single FACT that can not be denied:

MY GOD, DO THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!

YES.

THIS.

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JENSEN ON JARED (UNF UNF!!):

Jensen Ackles: “Yes, I’m very shy, but I do my best to work around it. I know it may seem strange for an actor, but acting is a good way of overcoming this trait. It gives me the opportunity to open up more to others. Also, Jared helps me with this. He has a lot on his plate, poor thing.”

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Jensen Ackles: “In almost 40 episodes, he and I have come at each other one time, and that was just because we were super tired and super strung-out. Immediately following, I went into his trailer, it was squashed, we gave each other a hug and it was done. We’re truly like brothers.”

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Jensen Ackles: “My favorite is this thing called Wincest.”

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Jensen: I think it’s also just the common love we share for the show. We really look out for each other when we’re working with guest directors or whatnot. And I think that it’s just that we truly want this to be a great program. So when we’re working, if I see something that he’s doing or he sees something that I’m doing, there’s this, you know, very open relationship. We’re able to talk to each other & be like, “Hey, let’s do this. Let’s lock this down. Let’s get this going. I think we’re missing a beat here.” So it’s really neat to have that relationship with your co-star.

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Jensen: “It’s a full, full-time job. And we actually have to make an effort to go do something, to go and relax. A few weeks ago, he and I went down to Seattle to catch the Cowboys game. We’re both Cowboys fans. That was something that we had planned, and it was great. We had a great time, but that was our Saturday.”

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Jensen: However, Jared has become a real close friend to me. I was really surprised how close we’ve become during the show and it feels as if we already became “real” brothers and as if I’m watching my little brother growing up.

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While in Japan Jensen bought Jared a set of jinbei. (shorties pajamas)


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Jensen Ackles (about working with Jared): We joke about the fact that we spend more time with each other than our girlfriends (laughs). But it’s good when you have the relationship he and I have.

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Jensen talks to a French magazine about life with Padalecki:

Yes, together, but with the purest of intentions, even if he’s constantly harrassing me for sexual favors.” (laughs)


“As a matter of fact, he bought this house last year and I was living together with a friend of mine in my apartment. Then, my friend moved back to L.A. Jared, then asked me to move in with him in that gigantic house of his. I think he was feeling a little lonely with just his dogs to keep him company. So, that’s how we became the next housemates of Jared’s place. It made a lot of sense, since we already spent a lot of time with each other while we’re on set. We’re pretty much like brothers and we’re the best of friends. We hardly ever argue at all.”

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JARED ON JENSEN (NNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH):

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Jared Padalecki: “There’s no… It’s remarkable, being two guys from Texas who would probably be going for the same roles, I feel no competition with him. I feel like he’s my biggest supporter and I know I’m his biggest supporter.”

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Jared Padalecki: “Jensen and I… Sometimes I’m like, ‘In my trailer, now!’”

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Jared Padalecki: “I’m like, ‘Oh, yeah. Jensen was grabbing my butt in that picture.’  I’m sorry to sell you out.”

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Jared Padalecki: “In the last three years of my life, I’ve spent more time with Jensen Ackles than with any other human being and vice versa.”

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Jared Padalecki: “That’s when I split my pants… You know what my favorite part of that is? When Jensen laughs. He’s got the best laugh there.”

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Jared: We have similar interests and similar hobbies, and we’re both pretty laid-back guys. We take our work very seriously. We like to work on our characters and like to have a good time and like to keep the mood on the set fun. And we just got – we just clicked. Like I’ve definitely worked with my share of people — and I’m sure he has too — that I’m just like, “Oh, man, I’m going to work again. I’ve just got to keep my tongue in my mouth and don’t say anything that’s going to come back to bite me or just shut my mouth and do my work.” But we have a great time.

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The day after his birthday Jared is says he is “trashed and how he shouldn’t have stayed out so late, or let Jensen crash on his couch.”

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Jared is known to be very generous to his loved ones and it seems to be very true as we can see in his behavior toward Jensen. Indeed, after buying him a PSP so that they could play together between takes, Jared also bought for his buddy a very nice watch. It’s after noticing Jensen admire the watch he had bought for himself that Jared bought him the same one a few days later. Furthermore, Jared also bought him an electric-eye (a device used to measure light) for his birthday because Jensen is interested by photography.

According to Jared: “What’s the point of having money other than making people around you happy?”

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TVGuide.com: Don’t you see enough of Jensen on set?

Jared: “Not at all. We’re really good buddies and that’s been probably the best thing about Supernatural. In the last three years of my life, I’ve spent more time with Jensen Ackles than with any other human being and vice versa. Luckily, we get along really well and we are very similar guys. We’re both from Texas, we both love our families, the same kind of music, and the Dallas Cowboys. It’s been a huge blessing to work with somebody who is easygoing on set and who I’m friends with.”

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(Jared’s) favorite face is of Jensen during Bad Day at Black Rock when he is smiling at the restaurant. How he looks like a 5 year old and wanting to put him on your shoulder and give him chicken nuggets.

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Kim Manners said that if you were dogs, Jensen would be Rin Tin Tin and you would be Pluto. Do you agree? What would Kim be?

Jared: “DudeUFugly, that’s a great question. Pluto is probably pretty accurate. I’m sort of a big bumbling kind of character, sort of run into things and break things, and I don’t always know what my lines are. Jensen being Rin Tin Tin? That’s pretty funny, I could see that. If Kim were a dog, he’d be – I don’t know. What’s the smallest dog that exists? Maybe like a miniature Chihuahua or something. Just little and yappy and annoying, you know? Talentless, also.”

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[When they yelled cut, he just took off down the road by himself. Jared had gone after him and put his arm around him until Jensen had stopped shaking and crying, then he simply said]:

“Great scene, man.”

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Jared Padalecki: “I don’t kiss Jensen…in public”

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“Jensen’s gay. I’ve noticed it on set,”  says Jared with a grin.

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Jared Padalecki: I think the reason Jensen and I got along so well was because we didn’t really go about bonding… It didn’t feel like a blind date. It felt like we were continuing a relationship as opposed to saying, ‘All right, we’re supposed to hang out with each other…or something.’ We just sort of hung out… We just hit it off immediately. There’s no rhyme or reason to what happened.

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Jared Padalecki: When we can, we love to go out and have a drink, watch football, or catch a hockey game now that we’re in Canada… Whenever we get the chance, we’ll hang out, play basketball or work out or something…I find that if I don’t work out, I have too much energy and I’m kind of annoying.

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When asked by a young girl if he missed Jensen, Jared said of course and that he had just talked to Jensen for an hour on the phone the day before and that they were always texting each other.

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Jared on his favourite present from Jensen: “When times are tough, or at the end of a hard day or something, he’s like, ‘Let me buy you dinner.’  Cause food is the way to my heart.  To hell with his friendship.  If he buys me a steak or two, I’m happy!”

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Jared: Why I sweat so much? Um, knowing that he’s always–his eyes are always on me. Desperately wanting, you ever heard that Better Than Ezra song, Desperately Wanting? He–that crush on me, it makes me kind of awkward. He’s always crying, and so I always feel like I should help him out, and I get nervous, you know, ’cause I’m like, I wanna do something for him, but I don’t wanna give him the wrong idea, and just that sort of crazy thought process in my head makes me sweat.

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Jared: Oh, really, oh, is that what he was saying, that I take a long time getting ready. Uh, that’s because in the morning, I wake up, and I work out, and I, I, uh, lift weights in my gym, and then I run, I’ll run my dogs, or I’ll run on my treadmill or something. And he basically rolls his little pretty ass out of bed and gets in the shower and primps, and he’s ready to go. He’s in his mirror about forty minutes before pickup time, making sure he looks good, while I’m pounding the pavement, trying to work out. “Take a long time getting ready,” I’m gonna whup his ass.

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Jared Padalecki: “Just to squash any of your fantasies…he lives downstairs, I live up. Yeah, it worked out kinda nice because I bought a house last year you know, and uhm he was living in a place he was renting with his buddy and he got kicked out and so I said c’mon, stay over here. So uh…we dance and cook and clean. We don’t, we watch football and go to sleep basically. Some nights it’ll be nice we have a little bit of extra lay over. Lay over? Welcome to my world. Uhm a little extra uh…turn around you know, so we’ll hang out or play guitar or you know watch…Who does the cooking and the cleaning? Clif. Our bodyguard! There, I can blame him. He actually does, he’ll bring over stuff and like grill, he has a nice little apron. Uh I think we both, I think we both clean. Luckily hes a pretty clean guy. We’ve always got along, you know we got along from day one so I think we realized, listen we’re spending so much time together. Uhm and it’s nice because his feelings aren’t hurt if I walk in and go like ‘Dude, get out of here I’m going to sleep.’  And if he walks..if we walk in and hes like ‘Dude, I gotta crash.’  I’m like cool and you know, I’ll play Nintendo by myself or something…with two tears. But uh, thank you, thank you I’d love that. But it’s been nice, it’s been nice because we work so hard and we get a chance to work on our stuff and so, it’s nice.  I’m saying with 7 and a half episodes I do, when I see y’all guys next time I might be like ‘I’ma buy him his own house.’ – I’m just kidding. ‘Get him away from me!’”

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Jared Padalecki: It’s something that comes naturally. Jensen’s got a big old crush on me, and I just sort of try and play off it. I’ve told him many times nothings going to happen, I’m not like that, but I play off it. No we’re pretty laid back guys, were both from Texas, and sort of like to get our work done and have a good time. Not really like drama kings. I’ve worked with guys who need some sort of conflict, and a like “did you here what blah blah said about blah blah?” And I’m like c’mon just relax, you work 14 hour days anyways, its not worth getting bent up about stupid things. It came pretty naturally, we’re pretty similar. We actually live together right now, so even at night, we get home from set, and we’ve seen each other for 12 hours, and we’re like “Wanna play guitar? Cool” you know, until we go to sleep or something.

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Watching Dean get hurt/upset:

Yeah, we did that yesterday. He sort of talks about his time in Hell and he knocked it out of the park. He did an amazing job, he’s a fantastic actor and always impresses me. Just watching him do it – it was his coverage I didn’t even have a camera on me – I was just watching him and I started to like, tears were rolling down my cheek and I was going, [fake sniffles and eye wiping] Uh…it’s dusty…something flew in my eye.

Yeah, if we didn’t bond I think the show would have been canceled long ago. Um but we do bond and we have a great time and we have a tough schedule because it’s only of us. We’re working insane hours but on the flip side we watch out for each other and we’re there for each other and you know, we’re there like if he’s having a tough day I’ll kick him in the ass and tell him to bring it up and if I’m having a tough day he’ll you know slap me in the face and tell me to bring it up. It’s kinda nice, we’re both Texas boys that kind of are low key and like to get our work done and we like to have a good time.

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JENSEN AND JARED ALL UP ON EACH OTHER:

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Jensen Ackles: “We’re late because he [indicates Padalecki] partied hard last night and apparently fell asleep in the shower.”

Jared Padalecki: “I couldn’t attend an interview without having a shower.”

Jensen Ackles: “Sure.. but you’re always in there for hours. What do you do in there?”

Jared Padalecki: “There’s a lot of me to wash ok?”

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Jensen Ackles: “I don’t know… why are you telling this story?!!”

Jared Padalecki: I have to. Jensen… He is… he plays sports, he works out, he’s got a girlfriend.  He’s kind of the manly kind of guy.   He doesn’t look it, BUT.. plays football and stuff…We’re sitting there and having a drink and stuff.  And then Jensen kind of gets this funny look on his face, and then he goes,  “Wait, stay still.”  And then about halfway into reaching for my face,  he realizes he is  like “reaching to grab my face” and you see his face change to like  “Oh I gotta get that”  to “WHAT AM I DOING?”

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The most famous celebrity you have made out with…

Jared Padalecki: “That has to be Jensen.” [laughs]

Jensen Ackles: “You wish.”

[Jared thinks for a second]

Jared Padalecki: “Hm, that’s probably one of the questions I shouldn’t answer.”

Jensen Ackles: “I’ve never ‘made out’. ” [ says Jensen and looks at us]

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Jensen: “I’ve definitely enjoyed working, and getting to know Jared and it’s been an awesome on and off camera relationship…”

Jared: “And I know that Jensen has enjoyed getting to know me, and working with me.” [laughs] “I’m just kidding…”

Jensen: “He’s super humble.”

Jared: [laughs]

Jared: “I’m better at humbleness than anybody.”

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Jensen Ackles: “So it’s really neat to have that relationship with your co-star”.

Jared Padalecki: “Right.”

Jensen Ackles: “It’s very rare, as well.”

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Jensen Ackles: “’Well, there’s this guy, Jared Pada..Padasomething and they really are liking him for one of the brothers.’   So of course, I look him up online.”

Jared Padalecki: “He thought I was hot.”

Jensen Ackles: “This guy is smokin’ hot.  I cannot play his brother.”

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Jensen Ackles: “It’s our little private time…we enjoy ourselves and relax…”

Jared Padalecki: “He’ll give massages a lot of the time when I get tense”

Jensen Ackles: “He gets tense a lot.”

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“I’m Jared Padalecki… and I like long walks on the beach.”

“I’m Jensen Ackles… and I like ponies.”

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Jensen Ackles: “I’ve definitely come in contact with people who have been big fans of — avid fans of “The X-Files” who are in turn fans of “Supernatural.” And I think they truly like that, you know, duo journey that was — you know, like you had with David and Gillian.”

Jared Padalecki: “He’s much better looking than Gillian.”

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Jared: “It was good, we went to Gino’s? It was really good.”

Jensen: “And we wrote our names on the wall.”

Jared: “I wrote ‘I love Jensen’.”

Jensen: “I wrote ‘I love Jensen’.”

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- What’s the first thing you do in the morning?

“I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall,” says Jared and everyone cracks up.

“And you say I’m gay,” says Jensen, while Jared looks nervously at us taking notes.

“Are you going to print this?” he asks with worry.

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- Do you walk around the house naked?

“Yes,” they both reply and say it’s the most natural thing in the world. Something we’ll agree with.

“I love walking around the house naked,” says Jensen.

“But not while [it's] erected. That’s uncomfortable. It’s just wobbling around, so I put my boxers on to keep it in check.”  Jared looks at Jensen to see if he agrees.

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EVERYONE & THEIR MOTHERS (LITERALLY) ON THE EPIC LOVE:

[Sam and Dean gazed lovingly - dare I say longingly? - into one anothers' eyes. Standing, Dean moved closer to Sam, raising his arm and reaching out as if to touch him softly, when suddenly…“Cut!” yelled the director. “Okay, boys, now let’s do it seriously this time”.]

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Eric Kripke on Casting Jensen&Jared:

Eric Kripke: “And they really do love each other, they really did become brothers. I watch them at parties all the time. They’re like, ‘Hey, man’… watching each other and watching each other’s back. You can’t fake the camaraderie they have.”

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Misha Collins on Working with Jensen&Jared:

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Charles Malik Whitfield on Meeting Jensen&Jared:

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“They have such a strong working dynamic on the show, how does that translate over?”

[There's this very long pause, and then she's like]:

Lauren Cohan: “You know, they have such a… special relationship, I’m not sure I can – you know, they’re just so close!”

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John Shiban: “And the second thing, honestly, is casting and chemistry. And chemistry is something you cannot manufacture. These guys have it and they are so great to write for.”

[Jared looks at Jensen and leans in to kiss him, but Jensen points to the audience which breaks into cheer and goes wild]


Jared Padalecki: “Worth a try, worth a try.”

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Working with Jensen&Jared:

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And working with Jared and Jensen doesn’t suck, right?

L.C.: Right. You know, they work so hard, because they’re really in every [scene]. But they’re very professional. And we’re all very friendly. They’re like big brothers.

K.C.: They are awesome. I love working with them. They’re so sweet and funny, and they bring a light humor to the set, which is so nice when [the scenes] are so serious. And the hours are so long, so it’s good that they can lighten things up when [shooting] goes really late.

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Samantha Ferris on Jensen&Jared:

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Alona Tal on Working with Jared Padalecki:

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Gabriel Tigerman Impersonating Jensen&Jared:

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“(Jared’s) parents went to Vancouver over the Thanksgiving holiday, and (Jared’s mom) said they had a blast. Apparently there was lots of practical joking on set, which is always great. Maybe we’ll see it on a blooper reel in the future. …Oh, and Jensen joined Jared and the parents for dinner, which was again hilarious, lots of laughing.”

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Jason Manns on Jensen Ackles:

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Danneel Harris on Jensen Ackles:

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Todd Farmer: This is just a small thing, but I found it endearing. I guess it was day one. I had not yet been introduced to Mr. Ackles. And there was no guarantee that I would be. Writers tend to drool, belch and break wind so the powers that be like to keep us away from the talent. Truth is, writers, we do our part early on. We may tweak a line or two during production or make a quick change due to budget restraints but our job is to stay out of the way once the cameras start rolling. We become both unseen and forgotten. So, I was well hidden in the shadows across the set from where Jensen was shooting a very intense scene. Cut. Then as the crew moved camera and lights for the next set up, Jensen crossed the entire set. I remember looking up and thinking, hmm, wonder where he’s going. Turns out he was coming to introduce himself to me. Looks, talent and just a wonderfully nice guy.

Todd Farmer: I met Stuart Copeland of the Police once. I said, “Ibs a feblure foo bleepubed boo.” That was supposed to be, “It’s a pleasure to meet you” but brain and internal union workers weren’t connecting. You see, I used to get starstruck all the time. Occupational hazard.

But after years of living in and around LA, I began to build up an immunity to starstruckedness. It’s because…like it or not…celebrities simply do not…can not…exist in the real world. They are not allowed to live by our rules. No privacy. Their every move is judged. As a result, they change. Like it or not, they cease to be normal.

As a result I lost my ability to be starstruck.

Until Pittsburgh.

Jensen is a star, make no mistake. He is talented and passionate about his work. He is also quiet, private and when you look in his eyes you see the gears spinning. That, my friends, is a good thing. But above all and despite an occupation that forbids it, Jensen Ackles is normal. While that seems a bland thing to say, in my world, I simply cannot give a greater compliment.

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Kerr Smith: “It was a pleasure to work with him again. Jensen’s a cool cat, man. He’s tall, formal and just a fun guy to hang out with.” He says they had a bit of fun taunting Ackles’ Supernatural co-star who was off on another slasher redo. “We were calling Jared [Padalecki] – because he was shooting [Friday the 13th] in Texas when we were shooting in Pittsburh – and Jensen was telling him, You know our movie is better than yours, right?

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Julie McNiven on Working with Jensen Ackles:

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Richard Speight, Jr. on Working with Jared Padalecki:

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Travis Wester on Jensen&Jared:

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Genevieve Cortese: “Whether the fans like it or not, I can’t help that.  I’m telling a story, not trying to be liked.  All I can do is my job, read my script, analyze it, speak the words, discuss with Eric and take the direction from the director.   I understand the fans’ protection.  I mean, the guys are great – I wouldn’t want a girl in the mix either!”

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Jared and Jensen live together and carpool to work every day. They like to rib each other about who is lazier than whom in the morning, and it’s very cute.

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Nicki Aycox on Working with Jensen&Jared:

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Chad Lindberg on Working with Jensen&Jared:

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Jim Beaver on Jensen&Jared:

Jim Beaver: “Jared Padalecki is the world’s tallest rascal. He’s irreverent, full of jokes, full of fun and really, really good at what he does.”

Jim Beaver: “Jensen’s not as wild as Jared, but he’s just as funny and he’s really deeply devoted to what he does for a living. He’s a sweet guy, which is something coming from a guy like me.”

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Jim Beaver & Sterling K. Brown on Jared Padalecki:

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Traci Dinwiddie On Jensen&Jared:


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Todd Stashwick on Working with Jensen&Jared:

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Credit: Missyjack, twizzle-me, speakfree, J-Padalecki.org, getty images, Jared-Padalecki.net for pictures, and videos from fucking everywhere. Srsly. Same with gifs…from all over eljay.  If it’s yours, CLAIM IT.  Aaaaand artwork by Trolleys.

DISCLAIMER: AS MUCH AS WE MAY GO OFF ON VARIOUS TANGENTS EVERY 30 SECONDS …*COUGHADAMLAMBERTCOUGH*THIS? IS WHY WE’RE HERE.  WE KNOW THAT SOMETIMES IT MAY LOOK AS THOUGH WE’VE FORGOTTEN.  BUT REST ASSURED, THE FORCE IS STILL STRONG IN THOSE TWO.  AND SO LONG AS THEY’RE BANGIN EACH OTHER SENSELESS MAKING SHOW, WE SHALL CONTINUE TO VIRTUALLY STALK THEM AND THEIR DUMBASS FRIENDS AND OVERANALYZE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING THEY SAY AND DO FROM NOW TILL KINGDOM COME. CUZ REALLY, WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO? *SHRUG* I’VE GOT TIME. SO! EVEN THOUGH JARED IS A LIFE-RUINING ASS AND JENSEN’S PRETTY TEARS MAKE US UGLY CRY (THE JERK)… WE JUST KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE. APPARENTLY WE’RE GLUTTONS FOR TORTURE.   PLZ TO BE GIVING US ALL YOUR FAVORITE QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT “THE BOYS” IN THE COMMENTS, SO WE CAN ALL FAP OVER THEIR OSSUM…OR CRY INTO OUR CHEERIOS CUZ WE’LL NEVER HAVE THEM. WHICHEVER.

LOVE ‘EM? TELL ‘EM.  HATE THEIR STUPID FACES? TELL ‘EM THAT, TOO.

GAWD, IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE. BUT IT’S SUNNY AS FUCK UP IN HERE, Y/Y?

40 Responses to “Chemistry 101: This Is the Story of Two Straight Men…”

  1. maichan Says:

    TL;DR

  2. sonovabitch Says:

    I have no quote because my brain was turned to mush with all teh epic love up in this place.

    Im gonna go over there and bask in their happiness :)

  3. Kristina Says:

    Dear mentwhores,

    there’s some vomit on my floor for you to clean.

    Sincerely,

    K

  4. callaoressene Says:

    Best entry EVER. *saves for future reference*

  5. BOOKIE Says:

    There’s dust in mah eyes.

    I blame Jarrud Padalickme.

  6. sophie pie Says:

    *happy sigh*

    THIS? IS REALLY, REALLY WHY WE’RE HERE, BBs.

    Just sayin’. JENSEN AND JARED ARE LOVE. The End.

  7. MadHatter Says:

    THIS ENTIRE ENTRY


  8. I iz in muh happy place with all this J-Lovin’.

    Amen to the Church of J2!

  9. Triotroll Says:

    This makes me happy. I’m in my happy place, filled with happiness.

  10. cfg Says:

    I loved this post. Awesome work. Then I realized that MBV was antother great thing made in Pittsburgh this year. WHO Freaking HO.

    City of Champions and Hot Freaking Men!

    (Viggo Mortensen was in town at the same time)

  11. cfg Says:

    Plus it’s all Jared’s fault.

  12. Patty Says:

    Thanks for the super long love post! I love the smoosh…sometimes.

  13. DesiLu Says:

    Wow Great Post…Think I choked up alittle…I blame no one but one Jared Padalecki Thanks Jared. Excuse me I need a Moment.

    My Favorite Quote/Story is Jason Manns telling Peeps the Boys were in Oregon Golfing…..They always love to play with there big Clubs. :)

  14. M-Tizzle Says:

    I forgot one.

    A text message Jensen read to an interviewer from Jared:

    “Hey dude, thinking of you…”

    Srsly, manly men are manly. And their relationship is obv platonic. Obv.

  15. PurePoiisonn Says:

    [When they yelled cut, he just took off down the road by himself. Jared had gone after him and put his arm around him until Jensen had stopped shaking and crying, then he simply said]:

    “Great scene, man.”

    ^^^^This? Makes me cry. Every. Time.

    Clearly they are straight. Clearly.

  16. JUju Says:

    any attempt at Heterosexualization from PR and horny forces of nature like Cortaysayy or Elta, has always been and will always be a Shakerpearean tribute at best, and a spit at the J2 faces at worse….

    their epic love is a threat to humanity, except beavers, racoons and dogs under 20pounds.
    >>> jealous bitches are jealous. it doesn’t fit well their petite frame. poor things….. *pets them*

    my new fav quotation from a friend is JARED IS AS STRAIGHT AS A BANANA after she met him several times at cons…. he sweats gay from every pore ;) he IS the love guru

    • Devi Says:

      “JARED IS AS STRAIGHT AS A BANANA ”
      haha, tis my new fave quote too!

      • JUju Says:

        being french, i didn’t know what she meant by that! and at that time he was very deep in rumors with Cortese, so i thought… “darn…. well he is straighter than straight then”… since a banana is straighter than a breitzel…

        anyhoo….
        seems like he is so gay that he can spend a whole trip in europe with a girl and never ever got ambiguous thoughts on her!!! HAHA

        i try to hold on to that thought. because PR/beards effect are making me sick! ^^ and this post wins at reminding us The Real, The Truth *mwahahaha*

  17. mintchip Says:

    This whole post is walkin on sunshine and I love it. My favorite are the hands on hearts pics. They have that pose down to a science (of the heart). Utterly adorable.

  18. A-Jizzle Says:

    Tell me something about Jared people wouldn’t suspect.

    Sandy McCoy: “Gosh, people know so much about him. I can’t think of anything that would be a surprise other than he reads a lot, is that a surprise? He and I read books together at the same time and try to keep each other paced. He’s ridiculously intelligent.

    Oh! That’s one thing. He’s a brilliant, brilliant chess player and I’ve never seen anyone beat him! One time we were at Beau Bauman’s (Cry Wolf) house and he’s a Yale grad and he lost to Jared. Jeff Wadlow, who went to Dartmouth, was surprised that Beau had lost, so he insisted on playing! At one point Beau kicked us out of his house and they took the chess board across the street to Jeff’s house, two pieces fell off the board and broke but they put them back on, and Jeff kept insisting that he wasn’t going to lose to Jared who only has a high school diploma. Jared was enrolled in UT to get a degree in engineering and he does want to go back to school one day. He’s a ridiculously bright guy but people don’t think so because he’s such a goof ball. But he can’t be the witty goof ball that he is without a brain.”

    SMAHT LIFE-RUINER IS SMAHT, YO!

    • BOOKIE Says:

      I LOVE THAT MY LIFE IS BEING RUINED BY A SMAHT GUY.

      AND WHEN I SAY LOVE I MEANT DAMN YOU PADALICKME!

  19. Devi Says:

    my fave quote? all of them above. my goodness, it’s like i’m basking in sunshine when i read this. wonderful post! spank you very much!!

  20. Atomic Bomb Says:

    Boom

  21. vampirefan Says:

    this post is epic.

    i <3 j2

    …and apparently the j's love each other too…

  22. Mandy Says:

    Ohhh!! Teh Gay…tis Love…

    Srs Aktors are SRS, bbs!!

    So much love for this post!

  23. toooldferthisshit Says:

    (To the Discovery Channel “I love the world” ad song):

    I love the dancing.
    I love the mingled socks.
    I love the Red Vines.
    I love the Padacock.
    I love the J-squared —
    They do the work for us!

    Boom di ah da, boom di ah dah,
    Boom di ah da, boom di ah dah…

  24. EmonyJade Says:

    seriously, if there was ANY doubt that these guys are gay…you completely just bashed it.

    Jared: There’s a lot of me to wash.

    damn i love him.


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