Dirty Secret: Vol. 3.0
June 28, 2009
Sasquatches! Take a seat. It’s about that time, y’all. When’s the last time we sat down at the round table of truthy truthiness?
Now, the last time we did this, seems as though you bishes had a lot on your minds. LOLOLOL. And well…seeing as how it’s been almost a year, we’re figuring your heads are prolly full of moar dirty secrets that you’re just DYING to let out. So. Let’s have it! Whatever you need to say, effing SAY IT. No holding back. And once again, secrets can be SPN-related or not, “Jensen&Jared” related or not. If you have eleven toes, let’s hear about it. If you’re addicted to pickles stuffed with fried rice, tell us. If you read copious amounts of J2 porn at work and have to run to the bathroom to ~relieve some tension~…please try to refrain from making an associated graphic in MS paint. Just sayin’. And NO ANONYMOUS SECRETS. This ain’t eljay, goddammit. Around here, we like to know who we’re pointing and laughing at.
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Alright kiddies, hit us with your dirty secrets in the comments below. Extra credit for artwurks!! *looking at Krissie and Maichan*
DISCLAIMER: WHILE YOU’RE ALL IN HERE, LAYING YOUR SHIT OUT ON THE TABLE, PLEASE ALSO TAKE A MOMENT TO RE-STATE YOUR AFFILIATION. WE’VE CHANGED THE LOCKS ON BOTH FRATHOUSES. NEXT FRAT CHALLENGE IS COMING UP SHORTLY. SO, LET US KNOW WHICH TEAM YOU’RE ON, SO WE CAN HAND OUT NEW KEYS. A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN A YEAR, AND SOME OF YOU HAVE QUITE BLATANTLY SWITCHED TEAMS. *COUGHJEDICOUGH* SO TELL US WHO YOU WANNA BE IN…PLEDGE ΔΕΑΝ OR ΣΑΜ BELOW. IN…ON… WHICHEVER. KEYS WILL BE DISTRIBUTED NEXT WEEK. AND ONCE EVERYONE’S IN THEIR HOUSES, YOU CAN SELECT YOUR CAPTAINS.
June 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
OK Secret: I Totally want to be tied up and tortured by Christopher Heyerdahl (the Second Alistair)(and have sex with him) and I was Pissed off at Jared, when Sam Killed him on the show.
I would pick him over either boy on the show.
You would have asked me a year ago it would have totally been Team Jensen….But something happened when I meet Jared this past March, So with that said I’m going to have to say. Team Jared..All The Way.
July 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm
OK Secret: I Totally want to be tied up and tortured by Christopher Heyerdahl (the Second Alistair)(and have sex with him) and I was Pissed off at Jared, when Sam Killed him on the show.
You too?! *Adores you*
June 28, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Ok, my secrets
1. I believe if Jensen and Jared read J2 or Wincest, they came. Not once. Because OMG, some of that stuff makes ME cumming better than my fav gay or femm slave clips.
2. Stve must be riding the Bike. She looks like she needs to be ridden often and then some more, so who spins the pedals while her “perfect boyfriend” is filming 9 motnsh out of twelve, and barely has time to sleep
after Jarrud has ridden him into unconsciousness.3. I’d only feel bad if J2 stopped doing conventions because we dont get to see the goo goo eyes they give each other. Other than that, last two cons mostly gave the fans crap and added fire to the uncontrollable rumor mill.
4. I check the School every second day. I wish J2&Co send you guys an appreciation letter or something.
5. Your Blind Items are better than any other’s. Id not be surprised if they’d end up copy-pastad on E!Online some time…
June 28, 2009 at 1:36 pm
2. Stve must be riding the Bike. She looks like she needs to be ridden often and then some more, so who spins the pedals while her “perfect boyfriend” is filming 9 motnsh out of twelve, and barely has time to sleep after Jarrud has ridden him into unconsciousness.
THIS!! Thank you for saying that. I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that they’re doing the nasty (
and not necessarily behind Jensen’s back).Steve and Danneel are fucking, and there’s nothing that anyone can do or say to convince me otherwise. He is so obsessed with her, I can’t even…
June 29, 2009 at 5:29 am
You’re welcome.
I wish someone got a proof they are fucking, but hell, somebody HAS to give the woman what she needs. And yeah yeah blah blah, even if Jensen has ever tapped her, it was short and both were left unimpressed.
Hmmm. Why you think Steve is *obssessed* with her? But hell, if it was so…Id even be happy for her because hell, Im a chick and a chick needs to get laid, or else it’s bad for her face, mood, and the world wide economy…
June 29, 2009 at 7:37 am
LOLSTEVE’S favorite past time is talking about his bff’s girlfriend and how much they hang out together and shit. He clearly worships at the shrine of Danneel. And how much do I love that he was her date to Friday the 13th, and not Jensen? How much?
And tbh, I wouldn’t mind if he was tapping that either. Get some, Steven!
Hell, maybe that’s why they’re both always so *~shiny~*
June 29, 2009 at 9:04 am
***And how much do I love that he was her date to Friday the 13th, and not Jensen? How much?**
Yeah right, I forgot this!
**Hell, maybe that’s why they’re both always so *~shiny~***
Same as Jensen’s *glowy* around Jared?
See, then my theory is right: if The Bike iwas getting it from Jensen, then she wouldnt look around him like Jensen has veto’d sex before marriage.
June 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm
i gotta be debbie downer here and say we should be careful with the steve/danneel comments.
dumb people are dumb and might take the jokes as truth.
June 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Hmmm. How can you swear there cant be any truth in Steve doing Mz D?
June 29, 2009 at 3:47 pm
because i don’t like starting rumors out of hiatus boredom.
June 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Hm. I didn’t realize we were joking. LAWL.
In that case, let me say this… I have absolutely no proof or even a legitimate reason to back up what I’m about to say. So take it with a grain of salt, sugar, sand, paprika, whatever.
But when I say that I believe that Danneel and Steve are bumpin’ uglies, I am dead serious. I can’t really say why I think that. I just do. That is my opinion, not truth. Obviously. But just to clarify…
I? Was not joking, earlier, when I said it.
I think they’re fucking.
*humming Somebody Rockin’ Knockin’ Da Boots!*
June 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Spread the love, spread the herpes, huh? XD
AND YES, I do believe Elta and LOL!Steve are also boinking uglies.
June 29, 2009 at 5:53 pm
I believe they are too after what alittle birdie told me about who was with who Last night in Oregon. But hey thats just you know whatever….
June 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm
this “rumor-not!secret-jokin truth” makes a whole sense to me, ladies! LOL
), and they act way more closer and affectionate too 
they seem to be seen together more than Jensen would ever be seen with her (because she is in LA close to Steve while Jensen is in Vancouver most fo the year with his husband
so rumor or just opinions thrown in the air, i breathe that air in without regret
June 30, 2009 at 1:26 am
**so rumor or just opinions thrown in the air, i breathe that air in without regret ***
Amen to that.
The girl needs some hot lovin’ and pokin’ too. 
June 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Team SAM
1.) n!S: I am totally amused that Jared and Jensen won’t be in Comic Con this year.
S: I want a fan to see them in a zoo having the time of their fucking life.
June 28, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Vancouver Aquarium…… whale watching…… stuffing each other with well-cooked flushed-red lobsters……..
just sayin’
June 29, 2009 at 5:41 am
From your fingers to Jemsem and Jarrud’s eyes.
I’d LAWL forever to know they ditch us just to adopt a Koala or a whale.
June 29, 2009 at 12:41 pm
iCARUS CAN REALLY GTFO!! and start his own carnivale show with Elta dressed like a poor man’s Christina Aguilera
June 28, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Not Secret: I am mostly gay but would do anything to get in Jared Padalecki’s pants. The man just strips the lesbian from me.
Secret: I am a former Jensen Fangirl but I love Dean more than Sam. Fucking Ruby ruined it for me.
Despite the above I do pledge SAM just because he is soooo pretty.
June 28, 2009 at 2:55 pm
1. If Jared and Jensen came out and admitted they were dating each other, the fandom would hate it…and I would laugh so hard.
2. One of my highlights of my trip to Dallas!Con last year was Steve checking out my rack. I never thought I would like being objectified.
3. I’m cheating on Jared and Jensen with Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto. Honestly, alot of the new Star Trek fans are nicer than the Supernatural fans.
4. I hope Gen and Jared break up so I don’t have to pretend to be “YAY!” for their relationship. You can’t make me like her and her creepy eyes!
5. I know this is a contradiction from #3 but this fandom isn’t that bad. If we REALLY hated it, we would have peaced out a while ago. So would have the boys.
you know i’ll have more…
June 28, 2009 at 3:11 pm
is there any question…
DEAN forever and always.
HE PUNCHED THE ANGEL OF THE LORD AND SHANKED RUBY!
sorry for the yelling. channeling billy mays (rip)
July 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
DEAN forever and always.
HE PUNCHED THE ANGEL OF THE LORD AND SHANKED RUBY!
Hear, FUCKING HEAR!! YES!! And after he punched said angel, he just…acted like it was nothing – LOVED that!
*hugs*
June 28, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Ummmmm…… PR secret but Gen is totally virtual. she is as harmless to Jared’s body and interest as a pair of stilettos to a polar bear
(hugzzzzz)
*smirk* no kiddin’…. don’t be fooled hon!! PR all the way, WTF is wrong with your brain?
June 29, 2009 at 5:33 am
***PR secret but Gen is totally virtual. she is as harmless to Jared’s body and interest as a pair of stilettos to a polar bear***
LOL. Ummm. I actually thought the clever PR scheme is that Gen carries a cardboard cutout of Jared with her and poses with him for *random* airport pics. Or was it Daneel who carried a cardboard copy of Gen with her to the Assylum con? PR is clever, they have me completely confused….
June 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm
let’s not forget the fact that the girls had their own respective rooms while the guys shared a suite
Gen is a nice horse…. veeeeeery very nice and patient. if i paid her enough, she could help me coming out to my new bisexual life! LOL
June 30, 2009 at 1:29 am
***let’s not forget the fact that the girls had their own respective rooms while the guys shared a suite ***
Oh.El.Oh. I’d love to be even a cockroach behind the wardrobe in that suit. Ummm. No. I’d better be a quiet mouse under their ginormous bed!!!!
June 30, 2009 at 12:44 pm
i read enough J2 porn to just lay down on me bed and just…… get all tingly and hot all over
their rock-hard bodies grinding each other obsess me!!
July 1, 2009 at 3:13 am
Heh. I actually like a LOT that Jensen body is softer and more…eh…curvaceous than Jared’s. And that he has some ass.
I just wonder sometimes if their actual sex is as hot as we imagine. Heh.
July 1, 2009 at 5:38 am
if it be any hotter, they’d spontaneously combust while doing it.
July 2, 2009 at 12:37 am
IT IS
or they’re probably more of the cuddlier type… you know… they love each other now, the whole “BITE ME WHILE I SPANK YOU AND GRIP THAT HEADBOARD BECAUSE AM SLAMMING HARDER” phase is fading away to leave some slow sloppy sleepy morning sex instead….
oh! my panties… look at THAT!
DAYUUUUUM
June 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm
PR is confusing. that’s the freakin’ point
June 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
3. Jared and Jensen have my ovaries but Chris and Zachary are runner-ups
4. Why do I love this comment so HARD? I let bitches know, I don’t like her vag lips and traveling eyes..
June 28, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“If you read copious amounts of J2 porn at work and have to run to the bathroom to ~relieve some tension~”
How the fuck did you know this?? I feel busted, lawl!
n!S: I’m addicted to reading J2 porn, it’s like a drug and I cannot gets enough of it. Also it makes my sexlife a lot hotter.
n!S: I hope one day we’ll get just one picture, of J2, tangled in a verreh hot kiss.
S: I actually like Elta. I like how she supports jemsem everywhere he goes, while he goes to zero of her events. she seems very dedicated to the cause.
I pledge SAM
June 28, 2009 at 3:33 pm
1) I hope the boys get new agents after Supernatural because their film choices suck. So many bad movies between them, IMO. I don’t think I enjoyed any. Well, maybe Cry_Wolf but that was just for the school uniform. And yes, I AM a horror fan.
2) I am being pulled toward another fandom with pretty boys so I need these two to up their game.
3) I am quite bitter that “Heat” magazine (shit rag tho it is,) printed Jensen as TOTW and not Jared
I am absolutely, positively 100% still Team Sam
June 28, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Quick question: How do you know Jared used to pre-cum like a river? I need to know this, it is imperative that I know this.
June 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I would also like to know this. How do you know? How could you possible know?
June 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm
It’s the first rule of fandom: pretend you know so that someone tells you; if no one tells you, make it up.
June 29, 2009 at 7:41 am
Jared used to pre-cum like a river
Y’know…I bet Jemsem really appreciates this about Big Daddy, assuming it’s still true. Cuz this means they don’t have to buy lube!!
Clearly Jarrud’s cock is a money saver. Clearly.
Protein shakes? Lubricant on demand? He’s a multi-purpose boyfriend, y’all.
Oh, Jemsem Ankles, you lucky bitch.
June 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm
secrets: 1 I don’t really like SHOW. I think a lot of the plot lines are bad and you could cut the misogyny with a knife. Even though I feel this way about SHOW I cant stop watching it.
2 I want Jared and Jensen to come out of the closet so bad. Not like on the cover of a magizine or forced to by perez douchebag hilton. But, to just full on make out at the last con they ever do. Like the Van Con.
3 the only reason I would miss cons is I wont get to see them make goo goo eyes at each other.
4 I’m super pissed that Jensen and “Danneel” named their stupid ugly dog Icarus. That’s my Cat’s name It was mine first assholes.
5 I despise small dogs and I wish fandom would stop sqeeing about how cute Jensen’s dog is. It’s not going to make him want to go out with you.
6 I don’t believe for even a single minute that Jensen and Danneel’s relationship is real
7 I think Genevieve is a bad actress, and not very good looking. But I have to keep that on the DL so I don’t get flamed for being a hater on LJ
8 Danneel’s voice annoys me, as a matter of fact women’s voices that are to high pitch(child like) or breathy get on my fucking nerves. Mostly because I dealt with several vocal trainers who said that most of the time that shit is effected. As in not real as in fake because they think it’s sexy.
June 29, 2009 at 12:58 pm
need an edit button. Too high pitched.
July 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm
8 Danneel’s voice annoys me, as a matter of fact women’s voices that are to high pitch(child like) or breathy get on my fucking nerves. Mostly because I dealt with several vocal trainers who said that most of the time that shit is effected. As in not real as in fake because they think it’s sexy.
Ugh…imagine banging something like that – with that squeaky breathy…ugh!! *Scrubs brain*
July 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I don’t even want to think about it. It’s more than eww to me it makes me want to do violence. Seriously, the whole psychology behind why women feel the need to talk like children. Makes me want to kill.
July 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Correction: Why SOME women feel the need to talk like children. I don’t want to make blanket generalizations.
July 3, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Tis cool, I totally understand what you mean, love…and yes, those voices make my head want to spin (complete with the pea soup) – ugh!
June 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm
1. I think this probably makes me a bad person, but if someone came up to me tomorrow and said I could choose between eternal peace in the Middle East, or Jared and Jensen falling into real-life epic gay love, I’d start sending guns to Israel.
2. I pretty much want to do lots of dirty things to Danneel Harris. Like, I’d fuck her brains out.
…And now I’ll just slink on back to the freak table.
Oh, and I pledge ΣΑΜ ΣΑΜ ΣΑΜ ΣΑΜ ΣΑΜ!
June 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm
****but if someone came up to me tomorrow and said I could choose between eternal peace in the Middle East, or Jared and Jensen falling into real-life epic gay love, I’d start sending guns to Israel.***
I have somne connections with DHL. I will assist you.
June 30, 2009 at 12:57 am
Awesome. Welcome to the cause.
July 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm
1. I think this probably makes me a bad person, but if someone came up to me tomorrow and said I could choose between eternal peace in the Middle East, or Jared and Jensen falling into real-life epic gay love, I’d start sending guns to Israel. THIS – is priceless, lol! I think I love you!
*hugs*
October 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I’m new to the J2 love and all, but still, as an Israeli, I have to say – you go right ahead and make that deal!
June 28, 2009 at 8:25 pm
SECRETS!!
1. I didn’t start watching this show until right before S4, and I sometimes feel guilty about being able to go to ChiCon in Nov b/c I know there are fans who have been fans longer that can’t afford it/ can’t go.
2. The first ep I saw was “Crossroad Blues” back in 2007, forcing me to hate the show out of sheer confusion!
3. I have considered losing 100 pounds so when I meet J2 at ChiCon, they will notice me, and think I’m sexy
4. Sam/Dean porn SEVERELY disturbs me!
5. Jared/Jensen porn SEVERELY turns me on!
6. In the back of my mind, I NEVER trusted Ruby, and feel like a Munchkin singing a joyful rendition of “Ding dong, the witch is dead.”
7. I’m friends with Jim Beaver and Chris Gauthier (Ronald Reznick) on FB, and the day that Chris Gauthier wrote on my wall was a seriously good day!
8. I sometimes pretend that I am a character on the show, in my spare time, by myself. I used to do it when I was little, and grew out of it. This show has turned me on to it again
Also…team Jensen! But lately, Padalecki has been turning on the charm for me. Still…Ackles…hard decision!
July 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
You…are LOVE, dude…
6. In the back of my mind, I NEVER trusted Ruby, and feel like a Munchkin singing a joyful rendition of “Ding dong, the witch is dead.” – yeah – THAT.
I kept saying ‘Dammit Sam – DEMON!! WTF?!’ – she totally made him a whore too (which I kinda loved, lol!) – but Damn! Sam is a WHORE!
*hugs you*
June 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm
OUT OF THE CLOSET::: i feel sad and bad for all those actors who feel the need to build and keep working on their image more than their career to pay the rent and the food and…. that’s not life, that’s not the truth and i wish they can find some happy place somewhere to release some tension (in a closet, in a good house in Gay Vancouver, in a trailer…… in a giant bath tub in the middle of Britishness…. on the beach…. bend over any flat surface in any locked and deserted public place… (or against any wall for that matter!) THE WORLD IS THEIRS TO SCREW EACH OTHER BLIND!!!! *dreamy eyes*
STILL IN THE CLOSET:: cortese. at least the next female co-star will play beard more enthusiastically! sthg fierce, sthg….. from an Apatow movie maybe. and let the cortese dissolve herself.
June 29, 2009 at 3:40 am
i think i love you.
June 29, 2009 at 12:50 pm
because of the Apatow subliminal flash? or the Closeted Revolutionary Road?
am glad am not bashed for criticizing the PR-ed lives of Jen and Red or for calling paid beards “paid beards”
am transparent and evil!
and yeah another not!secret guys::: i am buying any of Elta bullshit and i am annoyed with the Cortese case we are having here 
LOL am not jealous, it’s just too much useless layers on perfect oiled bodies that don’t need any cover-up WHAT-SO-EVER!!
i start a petition here:: BEARDS SHOULD GET A LIFE -HELP THEM OUT!! LULZ
June 29, 2009 at 1:34 pm
“because of the Apatow subliminal flash? or the Closeted Revolutionary Road?”
because of both, bb! but definitely because of the mental image you gave me of the boys fucking like bunnies every-fucking-where
i so hear ya on the cortese case! also, sandy was a prettier beard for the big daddy. maybe there was a petition for her, and she got a life now? i say it works! i’d sign yours in a heartbeat
June 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm
hehe!!!! i love you too, babe! nice to feel and share the….. “love”!!?
well i read too much J2 porn and yeah, in my mind they can’t stay out of their house and go to a freakin’ restaurant without getting a boner in a second and go to the bathroom every half hour
cortese is nice but please……. enough. sandy was at least working the P in PR….. and also the R actually….
July 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm
“well i read too much J2 porn and yeah, in my mind they can’t stay out of their house and go to a freakin’ restaurant without getting a boner in a second and go to the bathroom every half hour
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hehe, yeah I can ttly relate to this kind of thinking! got any good J2 RPS at the bigbang to suggest for me? I read a few the other day and well it kinda sucked, or well they did not suck enough. i guess i imagine them doin’ it all the time so a mostly plot fic, ain’t for me, lol!
July 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
well on the BIgBand 09 stuff i read stuff but yeah as you said they all keep it down and only ‘rated’ at the most! LOL but right now am reading for the X time “nothing ever matters” by avon_09, which is real angsty, and the sex scenes are rather exciting
AU, be warned!
really interesting!
for a good sex-loaded fic, let me search my files….
“a room with you in it” by dontyouwaitup, a sweet RPS and get to see a year in the lives of J2
“co-starfucking: a guide to what not to do” by causeways,
’something different’ by annie46, but it’s AU beware, jared is a stripper and meet jensen on his stag night
July 4, 2009 at 5:21 pm
thanks for the tips bb! i actually like AU fics! i like a good story line, but there has to be some hot and heavy in there too, ya know! i’ll check out your rec’s
June 29, 2009 at 2:11 am
Since Friday I know what it feels like to be hugged tight by someone as tall as Jared. Now I can’t get it off my mind.
*sits in a corner with dreamy eyes*
June 29, 2009 at 2:49 am
i sekrutly think jensun ankles and his WILLY WONKA CUNTHOLE OF AN EYE us mentaley retartut
RETARTUT RETARTUT
iF YOU DO’ NT LIKE IT GET OFF MY COMMANT
also jared padalecki strongly resembles : http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-548.htm
June 29, 2009 at 6:01 am
Oh man, behold some more….
1. By 30 Daneel has as much plastic in her body (and other artificial components) and on her head than your Honda. She still needs to work on her kneecaps and elbows though, then she’d look smthg…Methathron like, but that would allow her to save up on bodygards and maybe buy a pair of pants. IMO she’d look HOTT in a three piece suit!
2. I’ve read J2 porn at work and masturbated in the WC. Several times. But not several times a day. I’m a srsz biznez woman, you know.
3. I saw Cortese’s earlier mag shots and damn, I’d hit her like a freight train. Then I saw her *candid* pics with Jarrud and fangirls and …is it THE SAME person?
4. I dont think Jared will EVER raise above the B- level actor. He might be ambitious, but he is not a good actor. Doesnt look like he has good connections in the business, too. If I didnt know Jared from SPN, Id have NEVER ever paid attention to him in F13. Kinkade was SO bad, I praised the Lord for the fast forward button. But despite that, I want to see Jared TRY. I dont ever want his smile to fade.
5. I think Kismet’s middle (maiden? LOL) name is Icharus and there is no other 2nd dog Jensen proudly owns.
Doh. I switch teams like lipstick colors… I’m on Team Jensen because he’s the most gorgeous guy I’ve ever seen, onscreen or in RL, but I do think most women pick on Jared for things other *men* would actually praise him for.
June 29, 2009 at 8:47 am
~~~but I do think most women pick on Jared for things other *men* would actually praise him for.~~~
Like what? I hardly ever see anyone pick on Jared. He seems to be everyone’s favorite. I can think of few things I don’t like about the guy, but it’s less about him and more about people’s reaction to him. I would love to know some not so great opinions of Jared. He’s not picked on nearly enough.
Also, your #4 Secret, I totally agree.
June 29, 2009 at 9:09 am
Like what? I hardly ever see anyone pick on Jared. He seems to be everyone’s favorite… I would love to know some not so great opinions of Jared. He’s not picked on nearly enough.
Go to ANY fan convention, where Jensen is a guest. You’re guaranteed to see Jared get picked on a minimum of four times, during each panel …and not by Jensen. Or Misha.
It’s like a requirement, now.
Jared doesn’t take as much of a beating online as Jensen does. But IRL? Quite a bit, actually. And it’s not always caught on tape. Sometimes? Ya just have to be there.
It’s the only way to truly bask in the epic ~chagrin~ anyway.
June 29, 2009 at 9:10 am
*** hardly ever see anyone pick on Jared.***
From what I’ve read around…
Jared’s been most often called a narcissist, an attention whore with low self esteem; he’s also known for breaking Jensen heart by cheating on him with Gen. Ah, and dont forget that he is not able to commit (to Jensen), because of his ambitions that went to his head that he can be an action movie star adn he doesnt need gay fame trailign after him.
Now can I go puke in my bucket?
June 29, 2009 at 9:14 am
Well now! Let’s not forget the lovely lady at Assylum who told him to his face that he was heavy and unattractive.
I bet he felt like a real winner after that.
Just sayin’.
Obviously, everyone loves Jared. Obviously.
June 29, 2009 at 9:25 am
Duh. It’s not a Convention until someone open their mouth and belittle Jared face to face.
Real AWESOME that Jared. So love by urryone not name Jensen.
July 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Poor Jared…
*Smishes him*
*Cuddles you*
June 29, 2009 at 9:59 am
*** Let’s not forget the lovely lady at Assylum who told him to his face that he was heavy and unattractive. ***
HUH? Must have been Daneel, ‘cus she’s the Queen of Fabulous.
Srsly, was it like…documented somewhere, from someone *reliable*? I’ve read about it, but ….ummm… I cant imagine someone had the GUTS!
June 29, 2009 at 10:09 am
It’s documented in numerous places, AFAIK. Course I’m too lazy to go look anywhere, atm.
As for this…
I cant imagine someone had the GUTS!
Oh, bb. I assure you… PLENTY of broads have the guts. Afterall. Miss “I wish you luck in your pursuit of Jensen” paved the way for retarded fan!girls everywhere to say whatever the fuck they want to either of the boys’ faces. It’s the SPN fandumb way, really.
June 29, 2009 at 11:05 am
Okay, I stand corrected, or sit corrected whatever. People are mean to Jared but mostly in RL so I don’t get to see it. Calling him heavy and unattractive to his face is shitty. Not even because he’s Jared or you know a stranger but because he’s human. Who the fuck says that to somebody they don’t know? I don’t really consider it to be making fun of him when I say that it seems like he crave attention. I guess other say he’s an attention whore. Patayto, patahto. I just think it’s an observation. I mean it’s kind of true isn’t. Every one says he’s like a puppy and that’s why they love him. Puppies LIVE for attention. You can’t have it both ways.
July 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Yes!! Thank you!
*hugs*
July 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I’m so glad you agree. Don’t get me wrong I get a kick out of Jared. But dude needs attention to breathe. It’s not an insult. It just is. And he’s very attention worthy. I just sat through F13( what a piece of shit) but it was worth it. Because Jared’s ass is Yum.
True story: during a particularly great ass shot I turned to my friend next to me and said. I guess Sam Winchester REALY does have a great ass. Sam needs to be wearing tight pants all the time. After all that’s a whore trademark and Sam is definitly a whore. Ruby’s whore.
July 3, 2009 at 12:30 am
Damn right, lol!!
God, it was so…HORRIBLE, fascinating and evil!grin worthy to see him giving dick for sucking blood… Dirty, dirty, dirty HOR!!
*Laughs*
*Smishes you like mad*
June 29, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I still can’t actually fucking believe someone did that. Never mind to a famous person or an actor you ‘like’ but to another PERSON. Rubbiiiiish.
June 29, 2009 at 9:22 pm
This is why sometimes I HATE the fandom
June 29, 2009 at 10:46 am
Secrets:
1. I find the show ok. we’ll see. Sam has to really step it up next season. But if he’s going for the self-righteous, stick-in-butt evil instead of the sexy, full-out, revelling in evil type of evil then I’m out. However all bets are off if CMM & Rosey make any appearances.
2. I agree with thatsrightisaidit. Daneel’s voice works my last nerve. It’s REALLY high-pitched & nasally. Just eww.
3.I think Kripke always knew he wanted to go to 5 (maybe even 6) seasons. And he just said that he didn’t because he like to see the fans scream & nash their teeth. Like the time he told us that the brothers would be getting love interests in S4.
Kripke, ur evil genius is showing again. Just sayin’.
June 29, 2009 at 1:40 pm
THAT IS ALL.
June 29, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Secret 1
June 29, 2009 at 7:18 pm
i fail!!!!!
how do i make them clickable
June 29, 2009 at 7:27 pm
LAWL.
oh, eff you, wordpress.
Just post the links without the image tags, and they’ll be clickable, bb.
July 1, 2009 at 5:17 am
Thanks.
Secret 2
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/charlierules/secrets/NKNKNKNK.jpg
secret 3
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/charlierules/secrets/l_e430ced9c8b8a53f40e3f22dfc9239d8.jpg
secret 4
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/charlierules/secrets/l_4457ffffd2f89348ac42012afd47040e.jpg
secret 5
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/charlierules/secrets/n650331071_2056197_979.jpg
secret 6
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/charlierules/secrets/l_cc8a95a469f42d7e5645ecdce73d6312.jpg
secret 7
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/charlierules/secrets/normal_eandg_18.jpg
NOT so secret 8
I fail at this internet thing!
July 1, 2009 at 8:34 am
re 6 Huh. I’ve heard his ginger *beard* has turned trailer-trash blond… Can’t wait to see a pic.
re 4 Jarrud and Jemsem are OFFENDED. They have more and BIGGER balls than you think!!!! Hear them stomping feet? Yeah guys, you drop your pants and SHOW us, doubting beeshes…
July 1, 2009 at 9:03 am
RE: SECRET 4
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
OH, BB.
*PETS YOU*
JEMSEM AND JARRUD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU.
July 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm
In response to #4. HA!! Those two are going at like bunnies on the regular. But, at least they have some one fooled.
July 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Also, they’re ttly in Love.
July 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
AbsAlytely.
As true and forever as sun in the skys.
July 2, 2009 at 12:43 am
who said that you couldn’t make “love” and “thrust into you so deep and hard you’ll be unable to breathe” rhyme under some rainbow?
this is the best love there is!
July 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm
GOD all of these, I…!! *Flails* Though the stalker and ‘inlovebutwon’teverdoanythingaboutit’ are the BEST!!
*hugs you*
July 1, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Right there with you, bitch. And I really think I am ok with it.
July 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm
LOVE…
June 29, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Team Deanie Boytoy.
Has my employer been discussing my frequent bathroom breaks? Crap. I’ve tried to cut down on the moaning from reading wincest at work, but come on! I just don’t have enough time after work to get it all read!
And Secret? I can’t stand DanniGirl Elta. I can’t take her squeaky voice. Sorry Jensen honey, but you need to either get ‘wit a real woman or a real wo-MAN, like Jared. *smooch!*
June 29, 2009 at 10:28 pm
The crazycrazy lady with the “pursuit of Jensen” comment – It doesn’t keep me up at night, but it does occur to me that they are in danger from people like this- people who are entrenched SO MUCH in their own little worlds that they lose sight of decency and kindness. I think maybe even their dogs need hired protection. I think it’s scary because just one more bat in my belfry and maybe I would be like crazycrazy lady.
June 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I have way too many seekrits to assemble into a readable list.
Team Ackles. Why am I switching teams? BECAUSE COMPARED TO THE NUMBER ON TEAM SAM, PRACTICALLY NO ONE ELSE IS THERE. Since I hate people, and he does too, if we are the only ones on the team we can do a great job of hating each other.
Woops, did I just whisper a seekrit? O.O
And AJ so help me – if El Ackles goes to do the Daytime Emmys instead of signing something for me in Vancouver I’M BLAMING YOU AND BOOKIE WHO SAID IT FIRST. Also, I’m certain Jedi feels the same way. NOT SEEKRIT.
If they do show, I swear I’ll never do another con unless you guise are there. This whole thing is giving me agida.
And… the whole river of pre-come thing is making me think about Jensen’s lips. Why? Um, you have to ask?
Here’s a final secret: Fandom is making me tired. I’m not certain I have the interest or the wherewithall to even watch Season Five. Every time something stupid happens on show or in this fandom, Tinkerbelle feels like hitting someone with a toaster. But – If J2 came out of the (glass) closet, I’d watch it no matter how bad it got, because at least something would feel real to me again.
Reading the secrets here was tres interesting. But I wanna know Todd’s secrets, yahnno?
June 30, 2009 at 6:04 am
SP, yes you’re right – not a seekrit that I would be more than disappointed if I didn’t get to see JenSIN one last time. On the bright side, I do get to see the west coast of my country!
I have until the end of the week according to AJ to pick a house. I have to tell you I’m sitting on the fence, and kinda enjoying it!
June 30, 2009 at 6:32 am
LOL BLAME US ALL YOU WANT BB BUT I KNOW YOU LOVE US LIKE JARRUD LOVES JEMSEM.
June 30, 2009 at 8:16 am
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I TTLY FORGOT ABOUT THE EMMYs.
DEAR JENSEN,
GET THAT TUX READY, BITCH!! CUZ IF I DON’T SEE ERIC FUCKING BRADY UP ON THAT EMMY STAGE IN AUGUST, I WILL THROW AN ALMIGHTY SHIT FIT.
LOVE, AJ
PEE.ESS. JARED CAN STILL GO TO THE CON, SO LONG AS THESE BISHES PROMISE TO BE NICE TO HIM. HE SHOULD BRING ICARUS AS YOUR STAND-IN. YES, THIS.
SRSLY, U GUISE… IMAGINE THE BOUNCINESS THAT WILL TAKE PLACE DURING THE JOINT PANEL. JARED RUNNING AROUND STAGE ALL HOPPED UP ON
COCAINERED BULL, WHILE ICKY JUST BOUNCES UP AND DOWN IN ONE SPOT BARKING AT HIM. I PROMISE IT’LL BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN ANYTHING JENSEN’S EVER DONE.EVER.
YOU KNOW I’M RIGHT.
July 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm
*hugs you*
Hope it gets better for you soon, darling – not that the Fandumb will ever stop, but…a girl can dream.
*Sprinkles you with pixie dust*
June 29, 2009 at 10:36 pm
hmmmm…secrets, secrets.
OK…I got one, DON’T HATE ME!!
Although, I was an avid slasher back in the day (XFiles M/K was my OTP), I am squicked by Wincest and can’t seem to get into J2 RPS (i’ve tried and will keep trying). So currently, I’m pornless and I’m sad about that.
Oh! I have another one:
Gen Cortese is gorgeous, IMHO. But I can’t stand her acting. I would not throw her out of bed for eating crakers, especially if she kept her mouth shut.
June 30, 2009 at 12:15 am
Nutcase secrets coming up… I think.
1. I sometimes wonder if life’s worth living on.
Then I realize I *have* to know how things turn out for Sam & Dean. Seriously.
Sekrit ‘cuz? It’s a TELEVISION series. Admittingly value the lives of fictious characters higher than you do your own can never sound good.
2. I’d rather read fanfics than trying to get some form of srz relationshit of my own.
Sekrit ‘cuz? Again, but in this case love life, prioritizing fiction/RPS higher than yourself… Probably unhealthy on some level.
3. Even though I don’t really comment much or even write anything on LJ, I find it’s stealing my spare time moar & moar. I blame Jared (Or, honestly, SHOW.) for this, seems like I always find something *~incredibly~* interesting that ends up with me not getting any sleep. Like, at all.
4. [Not So!Secret] I sometimes find myself forgetting to breathe when looking at pics of Jensen. That man makes funny things to my insides. Like full-blown shudders.
(This having been said, I obviously pledge DEEM)
5. SHOW has got me pretty very into classic rock. And I’m not even ashamed of it. My punk (LAWL) self is cries out with pain from 3 years back.
Sekrit ‘cuz? I feel like a fraud; someone’ll soon find out I’m only just Deem obsessed.
6. All I heard in my head when teh Winchests finished the Hell bitch was “RUBY RUBEY RUBEEEEEEY – aaAaaAaaaah!” by the Kaiser Chiefs.
Sekrit ‘cuz? I nearly LOL’d and couldn’t fully appreciate the awesomeness it ackshully was.
7. With all the underlying epic gayness that was s4, I at times get ridiculously paranoid that the writers/crew/the J’s/whoever REALLY really read fan stuff. Like at insanejournal. Or here. I dunno.
7½. …although, the thought of Meesha Barton sitting on a bed with a laptop reading RPS takes me to happy places.
8. Sandy & Jared may’ve been sugar sweet, but I prefer to envisage her in some semi-kinky lesbian situation.
Sekrit ‘cuz? Girl on girl or boy on (in?) boy will forever be hotther than het.
9. I am often too lazy for fic-reading – even PWP. I just have mindblowing imagery flash before my eyes when I close them, curtesy of my lively (highly perverted) imagination.
10. I try not to spend all that much time on my computer, but when I do I spend way too much time lurking around here.
Sekrit ‘cuz? I sometimes fantasize of growing up to become as awesome as you guise. School is k00l.
July 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I think…I love you…
July 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm
LAWL… I guess you’re the only one then!
And I’ll love you 2, just for lovin’ me. Aaaaah.
July 3, 2009 at 12:33 am
We are in this together lovie, lol!!
Aww!! Thank you!! *smooches you*
*Sends imagery of nekkid Ackles at you…*
Figured you needed that, lol!
June 30, 2009 at 9:18 am
I SO Believe, like 99.9% that Jensen and Danneel are using their relationship as a cover up story until Supernatural is finished filming, then Jensen and Jared are going to come out. Because I mean, as much as I would love it, having a couple act as brothers on film wouldnt go down well with the ratings.
June 30, 2009 at 11:42 am
Oh! I PLEDGE ΔΕΑΝ.
June 30, 2009 at 11:59 am
I believe Jared can’t sing or dance for shit, that’s why he never shows up with Jensen on his “gang” gigs. Jensen is only slightly better, though the boy can shake ass.
…and maybe Jared just doesnt like them and doesnt want to pretend.
June 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm
“If you read copious amounts of J2 porn at work and have to run to the bathroom to ~relieve some tension”
I am in awe of your psycic abilities!
June 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm
1. Although I think Jensen and Danneel are cute fake!couple, I think that shit will end as soon as SPN is over. Nice try, Daneel.
2. I would give my left ovary for Jared and Jensen to be a couple and let bitches know what’s up.
3. I literally get off talking about Gen because I effin hate her so HARD..she’s ugly as fuck..I feel her vag lips need a tampon, a blowup doll is better than her acting..and Jared is just fucking her because there was no other bitch available on set…I actually liked Sandy though. I give Jared and guttamouth a year or two.
4. I actually wish Jared and Jensen would stop attending conventions because some asshat fans are twats and need to STFU.
5. I think the boys have tried something at least once…you can’t have a hot piece of ass walking around and not tap the shit out of it.
June 30, 2009 at 6:43 pm
5. I think the boys have tried something at least once… you can’t have a hot piece of ass walking around and not tap the shit out of it.
Very. Much. YES. THIS!
July 1, 2009 at 8:30 am
Either they have tried something, or gotten involved in a three way with a fan, and no doubt crossed paths in the fire. *Wink Wink*
June 30, 2009 at 9:51 pm
i would have give a damn and get pissed by your secret #3 about cortese, if they WERE actually doing anything remotely omantic/dirty/ambiguous beyong a paid contract
but yeah, as far as secret goes, even i were just paid to be dragged around for PR purpose, am jealous of this low fuckery anyway!
who is more pathetic, me or her!? LULZ
BTW ITA with the rant about her mouth… it’s freakin’ huge it’s almost driving me crazy because it’s almost impossible to ignore it when on screen… poor thing…!
July 2, 2009 at 8:18 pm
“but yeah, as far as secret goes, even i were just paid to be dragged around for PR purpose, am jealous of this low fuckery anyway! who is more pathetic, me or her!? LULZ”
She is…haha..she thinks it’s true wuv…haha
“BTW ITA with the rant about her mouth… it’s freakin’ huge it’s almost driving me crazy because it’s almost impossible to ignore it when on screen… poor thing…!”
LOL..at least Jayred can say he banged a fugmonster with 2 vajayjays…LMAO
July 3, 2009 at 7:48 pm
i so don’t know ANYthing about her from before that for me she is an ugly blimp. and the only solution to that is for her to go back to her life because she bugs me. SAndy needed the love, the family, the Jared, because of the tragedy in her life etc…
when you see the futur new guest stars for Season5, i come to realise that if they chose HER for season4, it really was for PR personal purpose and really not for her acting resume and possible artistic addition to the show, i mean COME ON!!
July 1, 2009 at 3:11 am
***2. I would give my left ovary for Jared and Jensen to be a couple and let bitches know what’s up.*** I would give my right. Esp. because I dont plan to have any more children.
#3 Ummm. Gen is no beauty, but I do think Mz H is worse, because she had a very weird wry grin and she has too many wrinkles. Not cute!wrinkles like Jensen has, but NECK and FOREHEAD wrinkles, and doh, Im older than her and I dont!
#5 ONCE???? Think again. They ‘ve done it once and cant stop from back then.
They are only hot hott horny humans afterall!
July 2, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I don’t have children and I would still give my left ovary up for some barebackles.
LMAO…I just can’t get over Gen’s lard lips and wonky eye, oh, gawd, and the way she talks…the mute button is my friend…haha..Elta…Olay is your friend..maybe she should invest more in the crinkles than her tatas..haha
LOL..I like to think they have sword fights with their paynuses..haha
July 2, 2009 at 11:24 pm
I think I love you for this.
July 1, 2009 at 6:02 am
5. I think the boys have tried something at least once…you can’t have a hot piece of ass walking around and not tap the shit out of it.
you can’t tap a hottt ass only once, bb. that as be on FIRE!
July 2, 2009 at 12:48 am
HAHA the dam is cracked!! let the river floooooooooooooooooooow….. or jensen’s dick for that matter!
once you go Padackles, you never go backles (i had to make it rhyme man!)
July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
“once you go Padackles, you never go backles (i had to make it rhyme man!)”
hahaha! i whole heartedly agree. and it’’s officially rhyme approved by dr. Seuss!
July 2, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Or “Once you go Padackles..you must do it BAREBACKLES”…haha
June 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Definitely Team Padacock
June 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm
1. I have been obsessed over Jensen since DOOL. I was 13 when he started, and have followed him in everything he did after that
2. I haven’t spoken to my mom in 3 weeks, cause she said that Jensen “wasn’t her cup of tea” and told me I was nuts.
3. When I have sex w/ my husband, I am playing Bad Company songs in my head
4. I could never stand Jared before season 3. He is starting to grow on me more and more since I started reading the J2 fic.
5. I can’t go 1 day without checking this site, watching youtube clips of Jensen, and watching a full episode
July 1, 2009 at 6:05 am
hahah! your #s 2&3 made me LAWL out hard and I’m at work. getting shifty looks now.
I also don’t talk to people who don’t agree in my choice of sexiness. so ‘m glad jared is growing on you
July 2, 2009 at 6:57 am
I had to stop, cause the husband came home. Free and clear to continue at work!!
5.I HATED the idea of J2 fic when I first heard about it, but now admitt to reading it on a daily basis.
6. My husband is aware of my obsession and regularly tries to convince me that I am insane.
7. Said awareness is so obviously jealousy, that I make it a point to call hin Jensen at least once a day, just to piss him off.
8. The scene in SKIN, when not!Dean pushed the chick down and bound her hands, was my wildest fantasy of Jensen come true. (I am totally turned on by that shit.)
July 4, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Just incase I wasn’t clear, I pledge Dean!! I want in, I want in.
July 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I love you – come away with me…
July 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
name the time and place, bb.
July 3, 2009 at 12:34 am
Now, the back of my Fictional!Impala, lol!!
*Tackles you*
July 3, 2009 at 5:38 am
I have a ‘64 Impala. Not the quite the same, but should do, no?
(I have a recurring dream that Dean and I have a race, and I win. Then he pretty cries, and I have to hold and comfort him.)
July 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm
In a pinch – totally yes, lol!
Eeeee!! *Pets you BOTH*
June 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Pledge: ΣΑΜ
Secret: I thought the other J was more popular.
July 2, 2009 at 1:13 am
I think the other J is more popular overall when you look at the entertainments sites like tvwop and imdb etc but Jared is more popular on LJ’s and especially here with all the pada-propaganda going on, haha. [shrugs]
July 2, 2009 at 5:11 am
LOL PADA-PROPAGANDA.
You so funny, anon.
July 2, 2009 at 5:29 am
LOL. OH SNAP!!! SOMEONE’S SCREAMING J-CISM!!
HURRY, SOMEBODY MAKE FUN OF JARED. NOW!! AND LET’S ALL KISS JENSEN’S ASS, WHILE WE’RE AT IT.
MMMM, JENSEN’S ASS. LINE UP BEHIND ME, BITCHES. I CALL DIBS.
Y’KNOW, KID. IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE US YOUR NAME, WE CAN’T TAKE ANYTHING YOU SAY SERIOUSLY. THIS AIN’T SPN_GOSSIP.
AS FOR WHO’S MORE POPULAR, IF YOU’VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH, THEN YOU’D KNOW THAT WHILE THOSE OF US WHO RUN THIS PLACE ARE ON TEAM PADALECKI, THE MAJORITY OF THOSE WHO READ US ARE TEAM ACKLES. IF YOU WANNA COMPARE FRAT STATS FROM DAY ONE UP TILL NOW, ΔΕΑΝ CURRENTLY HAS ABOUT TWICE AS MANY PEOPLE AND 4 TIMES AS MUCH ACTIVITY AS ΣΑΜ, NOT TO MENTION THEIR OWN MYSPACE PAGE. LAWL. Y’KNOW…JUST LIKE ANY OTHER FORUM YOU GO TO. IT’S QUITE UNBALANCED IN JENSEN’S FAVOR, AND ALWAYS WILL BE. AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
*SHRUG* I AIN’T LOSIN ANY SLEEP OVER IT. I’D GATHER JARED ISN’T EITHER.
AND AS FOR JARED BEING MORE POPULAR ON ELJAY? LOL. YOU TELL FUNNY JOKES, BB.
July 2, 2009 at 8:02 am
I AIN’T LOSIN ANY SLEEP OVER IT.
Clarification: I don’t actually care who’s more popular, just surprised someone thought it was JP. I’m okay with being in the minority. Less sharing of the Big Daddy!
Not secret: Any sleep I’m losing is JARED’S FAULT.
July 2, 2009 at 8:19 am
I’m okay with being in the minority. Less sharing of the Big Daddy!
THIS.
*HIGH FIVES YOO*
Not secret: Any sleep I’m losing is JARED’S FAULT.
LOL. DAMMIT, PADALECKI. YOU JERK.
July 2, 2009 at 8:38 am
DONUT WORRY, BB. Jemsem Ankles is on Team Padalecki as well. In fact, he’s hoarding him right. the. fark. NOW. and forever. AMEN.
July 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm
LOL…I’m okay being in the minority too..Jared makes my girly-bits sing.
July 2, 2009 at 9:12 am
I’m the same anon ^ my name is actually Anonymous Jones and I take offence that you didn’t acknowledge that. I wasn’t attacking anyone. I really thought that Jared was more popular on LJ’s and on here and Jensen had more support on general message boards. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with promoting your fave actor and I kinda just wanted the excuse to use the phrase pada-propaganda for my own amusement.
July 2, 2009 at 10:36 am
I LIKE YOU.
July 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Not sure I believe you but… I LIKE YOU TOO
July 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Do I look like a lying liar who lies to you?
Don’t answer that.I’m all srs bzns all the time, bb.
ALL.THE.TIME. *srs face*
Can I touch your hair?
July 3, 2009 at 11:07 am
No one’s allowed to stroke the mullet!!
*srs face back atcha*
July 1, 2009 at 4:12 am
Farrrrksicles!
N!S 1 – Nightshade’s late to the Dirty Secret Party.
N!S 2 – It’s JARRUD’S FAULT! (You gorgeous bastard!! *shaking fists maniacally in his general direction*)
Orrite, let’s go…
S!1 – Angel & Spike are my original OTP and I’m totes kicking out the jams on it once again. But that’s not for here.
S!2 (or N!S 3 I can’t remember which one I’m going for!) – Daneel & Gen just meh me. I am indifferent. Whuuuuuut? I know…
S!3 – I doubt I’ll ever make it to a Con, but not for lack of trying. OTOH, I don’t know if I’d wanna meet J2 for fear of jabbering on like a freak. I’d rather sit behind my pole/wall/inanimate object, peer at them from afar and giggle to myself like a mad bitch and be happy with that.
Yeah, it’s what I do… Nightshade is a mad nerdburger, y’all! And you can take that to the bank.
Total Not!Sekrit, this. http://www.gay.tv/ita/gallery/gallery.asp?i=1649&d=94611
Coz I know y’all will thank me.
Peace out! ~x~
July 1, 2009 at 5:27 am
I agree with you on almost all of that!
actually make that ALL of that!
July 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm
maichan: I can’t make sekrits.
*coughcough* I’m sick.
maichan: Boo, you whore!
maichan: Why are you talking to yourself?
maichan: Cos I’m sick to the point of schizophrenic dissociation, ok? Y’all knew I was fucked in the head. This should come as no surprise.
July 1, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Totally late to the party cause I have been reading tweets from Nightside.
And killing people on FB.
Go team Jensen.
S!1 I still love SHOW but need time to let it overwhelm me again. I miss being obsessed.
S!2 I love that damn ginger beard. Yes I do.
S!3 (and this really is a secret) I miss my best friend. I am afraid her “boyfriend” is going to kill her and stuff her in a box somewhere and nobody will know. Even me because she is never around anymore.
I need to go back to S!1 so I can forget about S!3.
July 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I like that you’re actively killing peeps on FB.
And that you’re reading random tweets from some crazy bish called ‘Nightside’. lawl.
Your S!3 is freaking me out. True.
July 2, 2009 at 7:50 am
Another thing:
Jared has always been my favourite due to his ridic face and personality and overall smexiness.
I think Jensen is the better actor.
July 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Yes, THIS…
July 2, 2009 at 8:08 am
Holy crapoly, this day job business has made me extremely tardy for class. Dang near missed the secrety goodness.
to begin…..
Not!secret1- Over the last three months I have lost more than 450hrs of sleep due to catching up on J2 fic. My staff have even nick-named the bags under my eyes “Jay” & “Jen”
Secret!1- I have complete and total penis envy. Damned genetic mix. Boy in Boy (As so perfectly put by ellinor) is 1000 times hotter than het will ever be.
Secret!2- I think Elta is smokin hot. Sure the bitch can’t act for peanuts but with that body does anyone really care? And BIGGER secret….I kinda feel sorry for her too. While patiently waiting in line like a good fansheila for Jemsems autograph at AHBL in Oz, I watched him speak to her like the hired help. O’right maybe he was dog tired, maybe Jared held out on the oral the night before but all I could think was jeez a little please and thank you never hurt anyone. Even the PR arm candy deserve decent working conditions.
Not!secret2- I really, really, really ,really, really want Sam to go darkside and cause some majorly angst ridden bro on bro violence, a smorgasboard of contraversy for Season five.
Secret!3- Wincest makes me feel queasy. I can’t even finish one chapter without reaching for a bucket!
Secret!4- I would like to sign up to the “Padalicki, check my mole, check my balls” society. I believe some fine oral techniques are being developed there. Before that of course I was a devotee of “Jason Teague” JT was bringing sexy back well before Timberlake got his shit on. For this reason and so, so many before I pledge “DEAN” pie and Impala all the time.
July 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
HOLY CRAP I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
July 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
what was it that got you? my stunning wit or the undeniable dream to rock out with a cock out.
July 2, 2009 at 8:39 am
While patiently waiting in line like a good fansheila for Jemsems autograph at AHBL in Oz, I watched him speak to her like the hired help. O’right maybe he was dog tired, maybe Jared held out on the oral the night before but all I could think was jeez a little please and thank you never hurt anyone. Even the PR arm candy deserve decent working conditions.
I’M SORRY. I LAWLD AT THAT WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE. WAY!!
OH JEMSEM…NOW IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER, BB? I KNOW, I KNOW. NO ONE REALLY WANTS THEIR ANNOYING LITTLE SIBS TRAVELING WITH THEM AND THEIR
BOYFRIEND ON VACAY. BUT STILL. I HOPE YOU AT LEAST GAVE HER SOME COLORING BOOKS OR STH.July 3, 2009 at 5:59 am
Funny you should mention that, no colouring books were necessary AJ. Elta; wearing pigtails, rebounded quite well by going and sitting cross legged on a couch behind the boys, chewing gummy lollies and playing with a boomerang some crazy asshat wench before me had given Jen. Lil’ sis is resiliant, ne’cest pa?
July 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I’m with Sophie Pie, lol!
July 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
In response to #2
It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of Danneel, but I have always maintained that she could do a whole lot bette than Ackles. A. WHOLE. LOT.BETTER
I’m starting to believe all the rumors that Jensen is an asshole.
July 2, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I have complete and total penis envy. Damned genetic mix. Boy in Boy (As so perfectly put by ellinor) is 1000 times hotter than het will ever be.
LOL..dude, you are not the only want…I secretly want a penis so I can top Padackles…BAREBACK…lol
July 2, 2009 at 8:35 am
Pledge: ΣΑΜ
NO SICRETS, I DAMN WELL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT KISMET DOG.
July 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
It changed its name, to hide from fangirls? Now it’s Kismet Icarus. Does anyone knows…if it is he or she?
Kismet Icarus…is very sexually ambiguous… and politically correct.
PLEDGE Dean. Because I’d top you then.
July 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
you wish! Dean tops only once a year, on his his birthday, for ten minutes, while Sam is still asleep!
Kismet Icarus sounds like really stupid bus name.
July 3, 2009 at 3:17 am
Hmm.
Then I change the rules.
I pledge SIR.
July 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I GOT GENEVIEVE PREGNANT!
AND SADIE TOO!
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS THIS PLADGE ABOUT, BUT I WANT TO BE IN TEAM: ΣΑΜ
July 3, 2009 at 7:42 pm
here we go!! for Jared Christ’s sake!! she is the immaculate conception!! he doesn’t even touch her on pics in airport and barely give her a one arm hug and pull her against him after they drank that freakin’ bubble tea!!
Cortese is my new martyr, but she asked for the stones, she signed for it!
July 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I totally write J2, Daddycest, Dean/Castiel and the like in my head – and don’t write or post it. THIS is because I’m a hypocrite, I said I would never read/write, etc – and as usually, I stuck my foot in it all the way to the hip.
I loved Alistair with a Passions-passion. I seriously wanted the roles to be reversed and see him tear Dean up – cause for some reason, hurting Dean is a turn on for me. I ADORE the character – and he just…TAKES it and keeps going. THAT does it for me.
Jensen is the friggin bomb (though that is no secret, really) – but I would be afraid to meet the man. Really…read WAYYY to much pornage on him and his character – I think…I would die.
We should put stupid fangirls/boys on pikes at Cons and tell people this is what you get for making inappropriate comments and acting like you know these poor people. Cause they don’t – they are human beings with feelings too – and they don’t need assholes up in their faces, making what’s suppose to be a fun day a day of Hell…
*Smishes AJ, MJ, Blackie and Sophie Pie like Mad Whoa*
Thanks for this website guys – you all rock!
Psst – I vote Dean!!
July 2, 2009 at 4:13 pm
*Smishes AJ, MJ, Blackie and Sophie Pie like Mad Whoa*
I didunt know Michael Jackson was a mod. And here I thought it was just me and Ashalee.
*pets yoo*
I loved Alistair with a Passions-passion. I seriously wanted the roles to be reversed and see him tear Dean up – cause for some reason, hurting Dean is a turn on for me. I ADORE the character – and he just…TAKES it and keeps going. THAT does it for me.
Yes, indeedy. THIS.
July 3, 2009 at 12:37 am
I didunt know Michael Jackson was a mod. And here I thought it was just me and Ashalee.
Dammit, dammit, dammit!!
*Headdeskin’ forty billionty times*
There…better. That’ll teach me to read a Michael Jackson post here before I get to the good stuff…*strangles brain*
Thanks for the pets – now needs tylenol, lol!
Dude…I run a darkcomm – and there just isn’t enough Alistair/Dean fic in the WORLD.
*Goes to
badhappy place**SMISH*
July 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Pee Ess (in case anyone missed it) – love JP, he’s the awesome sauce – he’s fun and funny – but yeah…Jen’s the better actor. Though I’m loving how JP has improved! Go Jared!!
Still – Pledge: Dean
July 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm
OMG, its Thursday and I still haven’t made up my mind! I’m having to much fun riding the fence.
July 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
GODDAMN, J. IS THE FENCE SHAPED LIKE JARED PADALECKI’S COCK?? YOU’VE BEEN RIDIN’ THAT THING FOR 3 DAYS. GET OFF AND GIVE JENSEN A TURN YOU GREEDY HOR!
LOL, I SAID GET OFF.
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T PICK A TEAM… WE PICKETH ONE FOR YOU. *g*
July 4, 2009 at 10:48 pm
^^Yes that!
Hmmmm, fence riding eh?? Will an intervention be required, J? *paging Dr Drew*
Just outta curiosity, would it help [or hinder] if there was a Team Padackles for the finicky hoowers amongst us (not looking at anybody!!) who cannae decide one way or another? No frat house required, just a peen shaped picket fence.
Just puttin’ it out there for consideration.
IDWL. Team DEAN, beebz!
July 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm
1. I’ve learned to filter the fandom: do not get involved with epic fights or any sort of craziness; yet I still feel like crying sometimes because people forget that Jared and Jensen are actual human beings. Cruelty is just that.
2. I’m a complete Jared-girl although I think Jensen is a better actor and Dean is a cooler character – I just adore Jared’s smile. ^_^
3. I want them to either be really happy or be really really happy and confess their epic love. I don’t care how, I just want a KISS!!! Ugh! I said it. Okay, now I can go back to my they-are-just-friends-land.
4. J2 makes me happy and my husband knows this.
5. Bashing anyone, Danneel, Gen, Jared, frustrates me beyond belief. [NEON]Real people[/NEON]. Bashing characters is just… opinions. Just don’t do it to their faces.
6. This blog is my guilty pleasure. I enjoy snark as long as it’s well done. ^_^
July 3, 2009 at 12:27 am
Awesome that your hubby is so cool – as mine is, lol!! He’s been putting up with my silliness for years!!
You…are awesome!
*Smishes you like whoa!*
July 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I know, and hubbies who actually buy yaoi manga for their wives are FTW. ^_^
I’m glad you think I’m awesome. Tiihii! ^_^
And I have one more:
7. I sometimes go to gay clubs just to see boys kissing. ^_^ There’s a little gay man inside this woman’s body. LOL
July 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm
n!s: jared and his man beard and long hair does funny things to my nether regions. like THIS http://pics.livejournal.com/violetknights/pic/000263ey i know this is a manip, but my god, my ovaries are going for his nuts!
July 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm
OMG..It’s Jared Christ…haha
July 3, 2009 at 6:45 am
God I can’t work out if that manip really disturbs me, or really turns me on!…
July 3, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Unfortunately the the manip is the best what came out of this BB challenge… The fic is kinda…TOO MANY WORDS.
But hell, Jared is the new Christ.
July 3, 2009 at 6:27 pm
“But hell, Jared is the new Christ.”
THIS IS NOT NEWS
July 4, 2009 at 2:56 am
Damn. Kripke got me confused. I thought Jemsem Deem was to be the new Jeezuz and he’ ll spend the 5th season looking for his 12
apostlesgay husbands… And Sam – Lucifer (whom Deem would affectionally call Luci Lui) would MIND and chase Jeezuz Deem shooting yellow fire out of his eyes!July 4, 2009 at 7:06 am
LOL THIS needs to happen.
I don’t know what you are on but can I has some?
12 gay husbands FTW
July 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm
oh man, with this fic i was expecting some hot and heavy, hair grabbing, wall pounding, angsty S-E-X! It was well written though it really failed at that department. sadly
July 2, 2009 at 10:33 pm
1. I have read enough slash to convince myself that I am really a gay man stuck in a woman’s body. Het doesn’t do it for me. I still want men, I just wish I had a penis to have hot gay sex with.
2. I worry about the day I grow out of my J2 obsession. I never want this to happen but fear it will. I’m already crying for this day.
3. I am and always will be a Jensen fan, but damn if I don’t find Jared cropping up in my fantasies.
4. I really find Jensen with long hair kind of hot. I blame jared.
5. I miss Sandy, and I’m always grateful when she is is fanfic because it’s almost like she never left.
6. I really want the boys to stop going to cons. Misha can handle it from now on.
7. I think I would orgasm on spot if either J just started freaking out on a member of fandumb. Stupid crazy bitches deserve to be yelled at and the boys really need to stand up for themselves. And them being that dominate would be hot.
8. Elta has grown on me. I want Jen to be happy and he might be with her. I just really wish they would show it. That being said, Jared is making Jen so happy on a daily basis that Elta could just disappear and that would be good too, as long as she took Gen with her. I don’t like her, but only because I don’t think she is going to stick around anyways. Jared deserves better.
9. I am slowly, very slowly getting involved online with fandom and it scares the crap out of me. I feel like an idiot with nothing good to say. I know this isn’t true and I’m not one of the crazies, but I still get nervous. That being said I think getting involved with Big Bang this year is one of the best decisions I have made.
I pledge Dean!
July 2, 2009 at 10:49 pm
#1 I ‘heart’ you so much for this, cuz dammit if I don’t feel the same way…me wishes I had a peen too
#2 J2 4 lyfe.
#5 YES!!! I love Sandy. Gawd, I can’t believe the recent downgrade right now…FAIL…I still love you, JP….I think he’s addicted to those disgusting DSLs.
#6 WORD
#8 Marry me??? lol..I agree with this so HARD.
#9 It’s too late for me…save yourself…haha
July 3, 2009 at 12:29 am
1. I have read enough slash to convince myself that I am really a gay man stuck in a woman’s body. Het doesn’t do it for me. I still want men, I just wish I had a penis to have hot gay sex with.
Ye gods, yes!! THIS!!
Het doesn’t do it for me.
Sorry…that needed repeating *giggles*
*hugs you tight, tight*
July 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm
#1-#4? Are you me? Are we we? Yes!!
July 4, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I think we can safely assume that most of us [not all] are gay men in women’s bodies… and Freud was only party right about peen envy. But it’s only coz we wanna shag hot guys with em, not for any other bullshit reason.
I feel like an idiot with nothing good to say. I know this isn’t true and I’m not one of the crazies, but I still get nervous.
Holla @ me!
July 3, 2009 at 4:38 am
1. I love reading wincest…but if I ever saw them kissing, making out, doing it on the show, I think my head would explode
2. Even though I love wincest, I’m still uncomfortable with the idea of Jared/Jensen. But I plan to correct that very soon XD
3. I think that some of the SPN (This means Supernatural….right?) fanfics have better plots that the show. (Is it just me or are you also left feeling sort of…empty(?) at the end of each episode?)
Maybe someone *cough*Kripke*cough* should consider doing a few episodes based on SPN fanfics (totally contradicting #1 but…) especially the fanfics with wincest in them! ;D He can just hint some more at it, just say its brotherly love and all that :L
4. Not so much a secret but I kinda hate every female on the show that gets to kiss, make out, (fakeingly) do it, with the boys, especially Dean/Jensen XD
5. I’ve been a yaoi fangirl for a few years now and the ‘normal’ stuff just doesn’t cut it for me anymore TwT I need the more hardcore/explicit/detailed stuff if I want to feel anything
I feel like sooner or later I’ll lose interest altogether. I will cry when this day comes (because I know it will)
July 3, 2009 at 5:07 am
I thought of one more
6. If I had to pick between Dean and Sam or J2 , I’d pick Sam and Dean easy. It’s a secret cos I really don’t care about the lives of Jared and Jensen, hey can do whatever they want and I won’t care. Sam and Dean Winchester are so much more interesting and hot to me then J2
P.S Can someone please tell me how to create an account thingy here? I’m kinda confused n what I have to do. Like do I need to enroll, and if yes, then what do I have to do to get accepted?
July 3, 2009 at 10:10 am
6. If I had to pick between Dean and Sam or J2 , I’d pick Sam and Dean easy. It’s a secret cos I really don’t care about the lives of Jared and Jensen, hey can do whatever they want and I won’t care. Sam and Dean Winchester are so much more interesting and hot to me then J2
YES, THIS.
P.S Can someone please tell me how to create an account thingy here? I’m kinda confused n what I have to do. Like do I need to enroll, and if yes, then what do I have to do to get accepted?
If you find out – can you tell me? That…would be awesome!
*Smishes*
July 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
**6. If I had to pick between Dean and Sam or J2 , I’d pick Sam and Dean easy. It’s a secret cos I really don’t care about the lives of Jared and Jensen, hey can do whatever they want and I won’t care. Sam and Dean Winchester are so much more interesting and hot to me then J2 ***
Oh. Dont underestimate the power of Jemsem and Jarrud. That’s what I was saying to MYSELF exactly a YEAR ago… Your conversion depends on how good fics your insistent, obssessed friends mail you… Keep tryin’ to avoid them…keep trying…
July 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Oh i ttly forgot ….
I pledge DEAN. no fucking doubts about that.
July 3, 2009 at 7:29 pm
One more for me…haha
6. I really want to pimp-slap fans who think Jared looks so happier with GC than he did with Sandy because of a fuckin photo…Ummm…to me, their pics look like the typical staged CON photos…Jared and Sandy smiled all the time…how the hell would we know who he was happier with??….shut yo face. lol
July 3, 2009 at 7:36 pm
yeah, am with you on that one! but since these fans are completely avoiding any love between J&J and act like agressive defenser of the Het, i guess their eyes as well as their brain is just blocked by horseshit
Gen/Jared don’t even have any chemistry on screen!!! she is a loaf of bread with no butter on it!! (sorry for the metaphor)
she was just at the right place at the right time, but she won’t stay long. because she is no sandy and can get pregnant without being even touched!!!!!! YARK
>>>not!secret? the last assumption on her pregnancy is dinosaur-shit, like the biggest fake thing after Elta in Neverland
girls on SUpernatural are doomed, but girls in J2 land in RL are completely miserable… but rich i guess….
July 4, 2009 at 2:52 am
I hope Gen doesnt stay ’round Jared not for the reasosn she can’t get pregnant and ‘ cus he cant fall in love with her (like he did with S)… She doesnt stay ‘cus her *obligations* expire. And Im sure she’ d jsut *disappear* quietly and her fans will all of a sudden revert to *Gen? What Gen? Jared’ s never said she’ s his gf! Trufax! Jared’ s fault! Poor Gen…” (and ugh, another Jared bashing issues…)
***but girls in J2 land in RL are completely miserable… but rich i guess….*** Yeah. Id go with desperate, ‘ cus Elta gets to tuch her *bf* only at Steve’s concerts and pre-staged photo ops (or so I HOPE!)
July 4, 2009 at 11:15 am
sorry am just still dreaming/fantasazing about the idyllic pair that is Steve/Elta. they are so together and at the concerts she so tries hard to remember her role in Jensen’s life it’s ridiculously funny!
i wish i could go to a concert just to see the funny.
and i just don’t care anymore about little Gen. shse was never meant to be big and successful withotu the talent and the allure. i wish her a good life, she wasn’t made for all this… she just happened to be a sandy-clones in a rebound period. again…… poor thing!
July 4, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Oh come ON, Gen is not a POOR thing, neither literally nor figuratively! She gets to hang out with Padalicki and THOUSANDS of fangirls envy her!
Hmmm. I wonder if anyone has seen Elta beign all touchy-feely with Steve? I heard he lieks all kind of easy girls…
July 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
when you believe or know what’s not!happening, i don’t envy her that much in the end
maybe she can call her child jesus Ackles, whatever the sex!
i hope she find herself a real boyfriend though…. maybe Aldis…. or Kane.. he is fierce too!
July 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
reer
July 3, 2009 at 8:15 pm
ok my real secret is that I have an insane double standard on being gay. I think gay guys are hot and should gEt iT oN (with me watching) but I get the heeby jeebies from lezzzzzzzzzzzzzbians. Especially the ones who act like menz.
Is that f’ed up or whaT?
but I still say to each their own
July 4, 2009 at 12:22 am
SECRET 17
~~~~~
IMO…
SECRET 18:
REAL
NOT REAL
REAL
NOT REAL
REAL
~~~~~
SECRET 19
July 4, 2009 at 1:42 am
Hell, yeas to secret # 18. In ref to # 19, well, agreed that the other’s lips are just as full. I’m african american and I love juicy, ,plush ,full lips. However, I do think that GC’s are misshpen. And I think that’s why some people are put off by them, including myself. To each their own.
July 4, 2009 at 7:45 am
TOUCHE.
I LIKE HER MOUF. *SHRUG*
July 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Yup…and I love these secrets – guhhh…
Can we have #18 that last one again – blown up and put on a billboard?
*HUGS*
July 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Yes yes to #18
(I kinda miss Joanna and her epic crochet. SHE WAS FUN. NAO?)
The term “Vag Lips” makes me heave
July 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm
it sure disturbs me to watch her talk… obscene sort of… you want to scream “STOOOOOOP, HIDE IT BEHIND A FAKE BEARD!” lol… that is ironic actually.
July 4, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Yeah she was!!
You too, huh?
*Smishes*
July 4, 2009 at 7:33 pm
YES. All of eet. *nodz*
July 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Have I pledged yet this year?
Still team SAM!
Secret: Ever since I actually started watching the show, I’m more of a Dean girl than a Sam girl. But gimme Jared any day.
July 4, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Duh, forgot to pledge.
House Of Deeeen clearly, but can I have a second house for my much needed and ever so confusing “Boy time” that no one will understand! And question why I need two places and only live in one with my totally hetero bffs?
You know you bitches want a bi-bro house sometime!
July 4, 2009 at 10:08 pm
*Laughs*
I think I love you…
July 5, 2009 at 6:06 am
lol Go house of Dean! He’s defiantly the hotter one
July 7, 2009 at 1:53 am
Holy crap. this thing is really long. i dont have any really good secrets.
maybe ill think of some and make graphics.
Pledging SAM.
July 7, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I don’t have any secrets. But I wanna pledge Dean, please.
July 7, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Coming out as a Dean/Jensen/Eric Brady pledge
Secret! Secrets
1.I don’t hate Cortese, not at all. I think she’s alright… but I pretend to hate her so my friends won’t kill me.
2.My sister and I have a theory Jared is at his hotness peak right now. I think his forehead’s gonna take a turn for the worst shortly.
3.Everything I know and love about CMM is from fanfic. Most of it’s probably true.
4.Sometimes, I doodle little hearts with N+J all over stuff. It’s so cute how my husband thinks the J stands for his name.
5.Since meeting Kane IRL, I can’t read fic where he’s the bad guy. I could almost want to do him except for that skeezy lion mane.
NotReallySecret!Secrets
1.I can’t stand Elta. She’s hot, but just, ugh, no.
2.All of the above are Jarrud’s fault.
July 10, 2009 at 12:05 am
I’m a total Jared girl.
1. I DESPISE people or fans who are mean to Jared.
2. I love the idea of J2 and would love to find out they’re together in real life in every way.
3. I have a love/HATE relationship with cons mostly because they are a total ripoff, and I feel bad for the nice fans, and because Jared, especially, seems to take so much crap from fans, even though he is SOOOO nice to them, and he really seems like he’s very sensitive to other people’s feelings, from everything I’ve read and seen. BUT I love the videos of them together and that is where I got hooked on Jared which then lead me to SPN.
4. I’m J2 all the way…not big on Wincest.
5. Steve and Danneel would be totally hot together.
6. It would be a total letdown to find out J2 and the girls are really hooked up or they get engaged, but I hate when fans call any of the girls ugly. They are so not ugly and they seem nice.
6. I love J2 but I would never go to a con even if it was free and right next door. But I would love to go to see them at something like Red Bull or anything where they could just be themselves.
7. I love reading this blog! Very funny and hot too. If J2 can mention unicorn video, they need to mention this, although it may be a little to same sex oriented LOL.
8. I hope J2 doesn’t hate all their fans and realize that most of us are probably nice, although I can understand if they do. I would hate it if people were analyzing my every move and word.
July 10, 2009 at 11:09 pm
a secret: s4 was my last season, im gonna miss jared and… well, yes im gonna miss sam too, i love that poor bastard!
July 12, 2009 at 12:25 am
Late to the party. Not sure if anyone is even reading this anymore… so I’ll say what I want!
1. I am not, nor will I ever be, cool enough for this website.
2. Totally a Jared girl, but think Jensen is a better actor and actually more handsome. I don’t know what it is about Jared, but I love him!
3. I spend too much time on the computer rather than living my real life.
4. The boys make me feel like a dirty old lady sometimes. I’m not “that” much older, but still.
5. I don’t think I’d like Jensen in person.
6. I am way too obsessed with the show and the actors for my own good.
7. I just discovered fan fiction, I used to think it was lame. Now I realize that it is getting me through the summer hiatus! But I worry that my memory will confuse what happened on the show and what I read.
8. I want to go to a con and I don’t. I don’t want to be disappointed – if that makes any sense at all?!
9. I desperately hope the boys have good careers after the show. They deserve it.
10. I want good things for Jared and Jensen. I want good things for me too, but that is harder to come by.
God, I am boring. That’s it, for now.
July 15, 2009 at 2:42 pm
***. I don’t think I’d like Jensen in person.***
Umm. I think that in real life he’s opposite to every hottest sex fantasy we’ve ever had. So yeah… Im there with you. For me it’s cool if he ever grows a pair to step out of the closet and say *ata, girl* to Elta. Other than that…he’s not a revolutionary, neither is he a rebel. A guy who apparently has been iven lot of shit because of his looks. I just hope the daough he’s earned exploiting the looks is in some good investment fund.
July 16, 2009 at 5:12 am
***I spend too much time on the computer rather than living my real life.***
I’m in the same boat. My computer broke down for 2 weeks and I thought I was going to die without my fix of J2 goodness. I actually went to a friends house just to use his computer.
*** I want to go to a con and I don’t. I don’t want to be disappointed – if that makes any sense at all?! ***
I totally never want to meet them, I’d be much more happier just perving and stalking them from afar (I’d be giggling my guts out while doing it too XD )
I totally get what your saying. You want to go and see them and stuff but you don’t want to risk being disappointed cos they might not be as great as you’ve built them to be in your head.
July 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
hi i’m new. SUP lol
July 16, 2009 at 5:02 am
Hmmmmm…I’m pretty sure that I’m way late for pledging (You can so blame my comp for that. It broke down just as I was perving at some Jared pics, I think I’m being punished as I’m suppose to be Team Jensen) but I pledge ΔΕΑΝ!
July 17, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Sooo late, i know. So punish me.
Secret: I honestly believe that the only reason Misha Barton’s character is still a season regular on Supernatural is not because he’s “popular” with the fans, but because he is fucking Jared and Jensen stupid and Kripke is too much of romantic to ruin what they have.
July 22, 2009 at 11:17 am
totally just found this blog and it made LMAO reading this entry
team padalecki all the wayyyyyy