JenSIN Sunday: Don’t Objectify Me!
July 5, 2009
It’s JenSIN Sunday, kids! So um…
Here’s Jensen being obscene:
And y’all wonder why I have a sick obsession with Eric Fucking Brady. UNF UNF UNF!!! Greta Von Amburg AND Nicole Walker can both GTFO.
That virgin would GET.IT! For goddamn serious.
And so would this manwhore…
LOL, wut?
Alright, alright…here, wash the het outta your mouths with some rainbow kissing…
Oooooooooh, TEASE!
DISCLAIMER: HIS MOUTH SHOULD BE MOTHERFUCKING ILLEGAL. IN FACT, I’M PRETTY SURE IT IS. CLEARLY JENSEN ACKLES HAS BEEN BANNED FROM ALL 50 STATES AND WASHINGTON, D.C. AND THE US VIRGIN ISLANDS. HENCE THE REASON HE’S ONLY BEEN ALLOWED TO WORK IN CANADUH FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS. HE’S ONLY ALLOWED BACK IN THE STATES ON MAJOR HOLIDAYS AND ON FEBRUARY 29th DURING LEAP YEARS. AND EVEN THEN, TEXAS, OREGON, AND CALIFORNIA MUST OBTAIN SPECIAL PERMITS TO ALLOW HIM TO EVEN SET FOOT IN THEIR STATES. TRU FAX. WHEREVER JENSEN ACKLES GOES, A RUCKUS IS SURE TO FOLLOW. HE’S SUCH A DELINQUENT. *SMH* CANADUH, YOU FAIL AT KEEPING A LEASH ON HIM.
PFFT, JARED.
BTW, ANYONE WHO WAS ALREADY IN A FRAT, BUT DIDN’T RE-PLEDGE, YOU’RE STAYING IN THE FRAT YOU’RE ALREADY IN. WELL…EXCEPT FOR JEDI. WE’RE PUTTIN HER ASS IN ΣAM.
sources: pictures from desiring-jensen, oxoniensis, jraunlimited, screencaps.org; vid by brunettechicc; manips/animations from somewhar on eljay…you know we don’t keep track. if it’s yours, CLAIM IT! 
July 5, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Jensen’s Everything is Illegal, but mostly that mouth. It should only be allowed to do Naughty Things(Which I’m sure it does).
Oh Course I Blame Jared for Jensen’s Mouth Be Illegal in all 50 States. Padalecki you better be putting that mouth to good use.
July 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Jensen’s Everything is Illegal, but mostly that mouth. It should only be allowed to do Naughty Things(Which I’m sure it does).
Stopitstopit!! I’m out of towels – and my shower only runs on hot now!!
*cries*
July 5, 2009 at 2:55 pm
From all the SPN outtakes, why it looks like Jemsem ONLY had fun when locking lips with Jamie from the MOnster Movie? I like his little smirk on the last cap.
Oh HAI, TIH! I’d rather they rubbed noses affectionately like eskimo folks do, ‘cus that’s what big bro does when he meets his little sis!
DA…pls draw me a flow chart…on which side the girl is in the pool? They both look alike!!!! Not that I mind some…girl on girl action… Mmmm.
July 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm
From all the SPN outtakes, why it looks like Jemsem ONLY had fun when locking lips with Jamie from the MOnster Movie?
I LOVE how completely uninterested he looks kissing the majority of these women. Kills me urrytime. LOLOLOLOL.
When MT and I had our MySpazz War of ‘07, she sent me the CRD pic as proof that he’s just not that into her…or any other woman for that matter. She may have been onto something.
*shrug*
July 8, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Isn’t that almost what they did in TIH? Squished their noses into each other’s cheeks.
When I watched it, it looked more like they pressed their faces together than their actual lips.
I was disappointed, I was hoping to see something that looked like chemistry.
I guess it would be hard kissing your lil sis like that, not their fault.
July 5, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Jedi jumped ship?! That hor!
July 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Variety is the spice of life baby!
July 5, 2009 at 6:15 pm
am a JARED WHORE…….. and a dean-girl….
but THAT BASTARD OF A JENSEN!! what does he have to do THAT WITH HIS FRICKING MOUTH!!? and not only mouth… the moving of the head, the cuping of the girls’ jaw…. he knows how to play Het man!!!! and elta? they would never get as close as what TIH script allowed! so cute….. GIVE IT TO HER!
*MWAHAHAHA*
but basically yeah… M.JENSEN ACKLES makes me doubt and regret every single frat second in Jared’s casa…. i hate him with so much love it hurts… since they live together, share a house and are married, can the frat houses be more communal? like a big hippie ’share the love’ kinda?!
July 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I hereby declare my dungeon, um, bedroom a sovereign state. Jensen can become a patriot of mine anytime, in fact, I give him and his mouth, and the full J2 honorary citizenship.
I have declared this and so it is.
July 5, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I’m sorry, you included a pic of Devour here. This picspam is invalid.
Well, except that pic of Big Daddy and Jemsem kissing. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT REAL? IT’S REAL LIKE UNICORNS ARE REAL, DAMMIT!
July 5, 2009 at 8:08 pm
ahahahahahahaha you put that last cap from TIH on repeat so we’d notice the fact that HAI THAT WAS SO OBVSLY AN ACTOR KISS I CAN’T EVEN.
even when they weren’t, they weren’t. lol
SRY I VOTE FOR CASEY THE DEMON. ‘CUZ THAT IS ONE HAWT CHICK, BBs.
NOT!SEEKRIT: http://pics.livejournal.com/prettyfreckles/pic/0001httz
July 5, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Oh wait.
And Cassie. And Kristin Kreuk. Those were hot, too.
*stares*
July 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
YES.THIS.
Guhhhh….At least I’m not the only one that was on the Casey!theDemon! bandwagon…I felt guilty for wanting to Het that, lol!!
*Smishes*
July 5, 2009 at 8:15 pm
FORGOT!! Pledging DEAN !
July 5, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I
FORGOT
ABOUT
CARMEN!
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT CARMEN, U GUISE? UNF UNF!! SHE NEEDS TO BE NOT IMAGINARY SO DEAM CAN MARRY HER. ALSO, RANDOM, BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS SARAH?? I NEED TO BE SEEING JARRUD PADALICKY AND TAYLOR COLE GETTIN NEKKID TOGETHER AND BEING STOOPID KINKY ON MAH TV.
JUST SAYIN’…IT’S THE ONLY FORM OF ACCEPTABLE HET. FOR SRS SRS.
July 7, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Yeah, way to go leaving out THE ONLY girl I liked seeing Jed with.
Just for that, I’m not pledging any house.
(Well, okay not just for that, but this reason is just as good as any..)
July 6, 2009 at 12:29 am
wow… *stares*
also, i totally pledge ΔΕΑΝ
July 6, 2009 at 4:45 am
I’m sorry…..what?
I was distracted be Mr. Brady and Princess Von Amburg. Those 2 are TOO HOT!
July 6, 2009 at 6:48 am
oh yeah, Obviously, I pledge Dean
July 6, 2009 at 9:08 am
I hate you all for the repeat of Jensen and lil miss Harris. I was scrolling and scrolling and I thought that my pc broke down!
How will I explain teh het to tech support?
July 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Your slash got broke?
July 6, 2009 at 11:42 am
http://sadiane.livejournal.com/68395.html
This is perfect for JenSin Sunday. Pics and Video’s of Mr. Ackles surpeise perfromance at Dante’s in Portland with Kane and Steve.
July 6, 2009 at 11:59 am
Yet another work day wasted on the unpossible prettiness of Jensen.
“I hate that I love him soooo”
July 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1z8_GQrX10&feature=channel
sorry, I just can’t stop. Full vid of the song, Jensen dancing, I think I just fried my brain.
July 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
*Is Smug* THIS…is why I already pledged Dean…and Jemsem and his mouth (which is a whole different entity entirely…guh.
God!! I also pledge his ass, his legs, his arms, that HAIR and his ridiculously lovely eyes (eyelashes and freckles are included separately)
Ugh…I hate what this man does to me!!
Thanks for the Sam/Dean – all that het was getting to my brain and making me WANT IT. Was scared for a mo’…
*Giggles*
*Smishes*
July 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Shame on you for not mentioning his to die for back, his solid as a rock abs, hid goddamned perfect teeth, AND his hands with the gloriously long fingers.
July 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I was keeping those for myself…*sobs* I’m a dirty, dirty, bad hor…
I’m sorry…thanks for straightening me out…
*Clings to you*
July 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
In other news…DAMN HIS PRETTAH!!!
Grrr!!
(Hates him with burning Love)
July 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm
no problem! you are forgiven this time, but you can not hog any peice of the Ackles. we must equally share all the yummy so as not to make him tired.
pee.ess.
i am still wating in the impalla so we can run away, and you can join my dream race with the Dean.
July 7, 2009 at 2:13 pm
You’re right, you’re right – he’s more fun shared anyway, lol!!
Eee!! I packed a lunch!! Let’s go!
Pee.Ess. Hubby just wants a piece if his hair – so he can clone him and make oodles of cashflow, lol!!
July 7, 2009 at 2:29 pm
i likes this idea! You hubby sounds verreh smart!
okay, lets go! where to first? Lawrence?
July 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Good a place as any – with a stop over in Indiana – just pick a place, they’ve been everywhere, lol!
*Smishes*
(Hubby is awesome – he says he’ll even let me a keep a clone!! *Laughs*)
July 7, 2009 at 8:57 am
Alright kiddies. Frat house keys are in your mailboxes. If you don’t have a key, then we either missed your pledge when we were trawling through alla the comments, or you didn’t use an active e-mail address when commenting.
So!!
If you’re missing a key, e-mail us and just say ΔΕΑΝ or ΣAM and we’ll send it to youse.
July 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm
My whole gig is – where do I go to USE said key *is ignorant*
*hugs you*
July 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Never mind…*sigh*
July 8, 2009 at 2:18 am
GUH. I have been lurking here for forever and never before have I wanted to just UNF all over the place as I do right now. Perhaps it is all the Jager I ingested but I’m thinking that perhaps I pledge ΔΕΑΝ like 1200%. Eh, prolly more than “perhaps” but yeah.
Holy shite that boy has way too much goin for him.
November 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
now see, it’s in these moments that I cease to be a fangirl and become a Concerned Citizen for Jensen Ackles’s Sexual Health.
Every single one of those clips and screencaps in which he’s kissing girls just makes him look more gay to me.
I’m not trying to be a dick!! I’m serious!! I never really paid attention before, but the first time I noticed it was when he kissed Anna goodbye in 4.10 Heaven and Hell – he was passionate and awesome and ACTING LIKE A STRAIGHT MAN. there is no denying it, man!! He looks his gayest when he tries to kiss chicks!!