SPN Prep: After School Special
August 31, 2009
“Nice shorts. “
“I’m sorry, would you mind sliding to the left? Just cuz you’re scrubbing toilets, while I’m walkin’ around bein’ a fierce bitch…”
Theology 101: Come as you are…
August 30, 2009
STAND DOWN, TEAM ACKLES!
There’s a new ass in town, and it’s taking over the internets. Up till this very moment, there was only ONE ass in Hollywood that pwnd all other asses, male and female. That ass?…belongs to a one Jared Padalecki. Well, it’s Jensen’s ass… but Jared owns all the rights to it, obviously. So whatever.
Jensen’s ass may be the only one in existence that has its own equation…HOWEVER, as of right now, it is no longer the only ass in existence that has its own holy sexass following.
won’t you come worship at the shrine?
CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO…
SPN Prep: Criss Angel Is A Douchebag
August 30, 2009
“Oh, and, before we get started, what’s your safe word?“
“Bitch, please…I’m Dean Motherfucking Winchester. The words ‘too much’ aren’t in my vocabulary.”
SPN Prep: Family Remains
August 29, 2009
“I tortured souls…and I LIKED it”
“I kissed boys and I liked it”.
There, I fixed that for you Katy Dean.
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SPN Prep: Heaven and Hell
August 28, 2009
“I’m sorry.” “You did the best you could. I forgive you.”
I’ll never let go, Dean…I’ll never let go.
Con Etiquette 101: Requesting the Proper Pose
August 27, 2009
Previously, in Con Etiquette 101, we learned you hookers on how to ask the proper questions at future cons. Well, with Vancouver Con coming up this weekend, and hetero-antics-galore lingering in the Canadian air, we’ve decided that now would be a good time to offer a crash course on one other little aspect of fan conventions that often produce epic fail: Photo Ops.
Now. Back in the pre-cardboard cut out era, fandom was known to ask for some pretty *ahem* amusing poses from the boys during their single and joint photo ops. Charlie’s Angels, blue steel, Yo Jared…PICK ME UP, Here…hold my baby, Padahugs, Cowboy hats, and lulzy signs, etc. It’s all been done…it’s all been done…it’s all been dooooooone befoooooore.
So. (Assuming the boys will be in attendance this weekend, in lieu of their cardboard cut outs) The following is a list of acceptable inappropriate requests to make of Jensen and Jared during your photo ops, whether single or joint (although, ngl…it’d be better to go for joint ops). Feel free to pick and choose as you like. I know damn well some of you bitches bought 12. You’re gonna need options…
SPN Prep: I Know What You Did Last Summer
August 27, 2009
“Isn’t it cuz you’re really scared to go there with a demon…because it’s wrong, and it’s bad and we shouldnt?”
No. It’s cuz my brother’s a possessive freak. Dean Winchester doesn’t share, bish.
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SPN Prep: Wishful Thinking
August 26, 2009
“Tea parties…? Is that all there is?”
Well…there’s also Surprise!Buttsex, if you’re into that sorta thing…
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SPN Prep: It’s The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
August 25, 2009
“Two words…jail bait” “I would never”
Course you wouldn’t Dean. Gotta make sure you lose your virginity to ‘the one’, right?
