Twofer!Tuesday: New Year? New Bullshit…

It’s TWENTY TEN, bitches.  Let’s start the year off with a bang.

Moar specifically,  Jensen banging Jared.

But alas, more buttsex isn’t the only thing on the agenda for 2010, y’all.  Oh, no. There’s more.

New Year’s Resolutions… the ’10 Edition:

Huh.  Yeah, we’ll see how alla that plays out. *shrug*

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2009 was kind of a big deal (I guess), as we reached 1,000,000 hits. Woot! Therefore, we’d like to take a moment to thank all of our readers for not being illiterate teenagers helping us reach this landmark. We’d especially like to thank the following people in particular:

Todd Farmer for being our personal motivation, and inspiring us to start working out moar.  Buns of Steel ain’t got nothing on Todd’s routine, which consists mainly of walking around being awesome at life.  And sex, lots and lots of sex.

“Jensen and Jared” for providing us with much fodder, and for their general contributions to the cause, such as the endless rounds of Fandumb!MindFuck ’09.  Kudos to you, sirs. Well played.

Danneel Harris and Gino Graul for schooling us on the wonders of Twitter and taking on the collaborative role of Jensen’s full-time PR staff.  I hope he pays them well.

Genevieve Cortese

Clif for moderating us when we don’t.  He’s like our own personal nanny, really.

And finally, we’d like to thank our strong Latvian contingency, consisting of ghost, elta, jensen, minny, jensenpadalecki, elena, jemsem, liiina ann, maddy, anofan, shmackles, anonym me, gro, and smokey.  Or as we like to call them…Sybil.

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Here, have 35 pictures of Jared’s hands (soon to be sportin’ a wedding band), for no apparent reason.  And when we say “for no apparent reason,” we’re referring to both the picspam AND the wedding band sportage.  Anyway, here…

Nnnnngggggggghhhhhhh

GOD, I miss Sandy.  Having said that… Best of luck in 2010: for Jared & Genevieve in February,  and of course for Jensen & Danneel in July. LOL, parenthood… Double the shenanigans, double the fun!  Strap in, kids… or on. Whichev. Either way, I smell epicness on the horizon.

DISCLAIMER: THE REASON WE STARTED DOING THIS IN 2007:

THE REASON WE’RE STILL DOING THIS IN 2010:

EVER THE TWO ASSHOLES FROM TEXAS, GOD LOVE ‘EM.  MOCKING PEOPLE YOU DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW? OBVIOUSLY, WE APPROVE. GRADE A FUCKERY, RIGHT THERE.  PEOPLE GET PISSED AT US FOR “MOCKING WITH LOVE” OR WHATEVER.  THEY SEEM TO BE OVERLOOKING THE FACT THAT JENSEN AND JARED ARE OUR BIGGEST INSPIRATION. PFFT. WE CAN ONLY ASPIRE TO BE AS BITCHY AS THOSE TWO. SERIOUSLY.