Freestyle!Friday: When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong
February 25, 2011
Awww, shit y’all. It’s finally here! No, not the ~other~ J2′s wedding anniversary… Oh, no… it’s time for SHOW’s annual “Let’s Make Fun of Fandumb Day!” which happens to be my favorite day of the year. Too bad the same shit happens every season… I build up how I think the episode is gonna go in my head only for it to end up being lame as fuck. Still mildly entertaining…but lame. My problem with these episodes is that they tip-toe along the ledge of that fourth wall, but never quite go kamikaze. If you ask fandumb, they’ll tell you SHOW’s gone apeshit and they’re bulldozing that wall & telling normal people all our business, how dare they!
Yeah, no.
Once…just ONCE, I would love to see Ben Edlund just strap some Halloween fairy wings to his back and fucking jump. If you’re gonna mock, then do it right. Balls to the wall or go home.
Since I’m pretty sure this episode is gonna leave me just as unimpressed and underwhelmed as the Con episode (still wondering WTAF that was), let me tell you how this episode SHOULD go…
10 Things You Will NOT See In This Episode That You Should Be Seeing:
1. Sam tries to kill Genevieve.
Yeah yeah, we all know Dean’s gonna be ready to cut a bitch the second she appears on screen. But, to be perfectly honest, I’d rather see Sam do it. Watching Jared shoot Sandy in the head in S3 was one of the most ridonkulous things I’ve ever seen on my TV.
It was crazy and shocking and amazing and I loved it. Something’s been missing from SHOW for the past 2 seasons. I assure you…this is it. And srsly, with the throwback CRD dress making an appearance this week, this shit is begging to happen.
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2. Dean gets starfished…more than once.
Just to reiterate:
Sam & Dean are walking down the street, after ditching Clif in a Krispy Kreme.
Dean: …and what’s with the big dude who eats his feelings tailin’ me all day?
Sam: I think he’s a bodyguard?
Dean: Why the HELL would I need a…*STARFISHED*
Sam: …*BITCHFACING*
Wash. Rinse. Repeat…preferably right before every commercial break.
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3. Becky.
Not Chuck’s Becky…REAL Becky.
…and when Sam claims not to recognize his #1 Super!Fan, she whips out one of MANY photobooks to show him ALLLLLLL the pictures they’ve taken together over the years.
Sam can’t decide what’s worse…the fact that there are over 200 photos of him with the same girl or the fact that he consented to doing a Charlie’s Angels pose in no less than 27 of them.
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4. Sam and Dean Google “Jensen and Jared”…
This will probably happen in the episode, anyway. But what we won’t see is Dean discovering a website called The Shrine of Jared Padalecki’s Ass, which he finds very amusing. He’s not so amused when he then searches for a shrine dedicated to his own ass, and finds nothing but God.
Rosenbaum…the bastard.
Sam, otoh, discovers a little something called “ASSMILK” during his foray into SPN fandom and all things J-Squared.
Only he has no idea what a manip is and is legit concerned that it’s a ~real~ photo and that “Jared’s” ass actually looks like that. He asks Dean to check. Dean politely declines. Sam will spend the rest of the SERIES throwing up in his mouth anytime anyone says the word “milk”.
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5. Danneel.
If Danneel makes an appearance in this episode, which she won’t, I will forgive SHOW forever and for always for sucking out loud since halfway through S4. I promise. I’ll never ever complain ever ever again. But since Danneel won’t appear on SHOW I’m assuming we can just expect a mention of Jensen’s wife, at which point Dean will spend the rest of the episode jizzing in his pants because he married the “Harold & Kumar” girl. Either that or they’ll make no mention of her at all, in which case I will cordially invite SHOW to fuck right off.
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6. Sam discovers that Jared had a big dog that he ended up sending to LA to stay with a friend…
…because the dog was jealous of Jensen and kept trying to rape assault him. What…? I’D lawl.
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7. Dean suggests to Sam that they should have sex…
…just to see if sex between them really IS as good as Jensen & Jared’s fans say it is.
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8. Sam & Dean find out what it’s like to be Selena Gomezed.
They keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out & tell them they’re being punk’d. And they are…just not by Ashton.
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me…
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9. Dean finds out that Jensen isn’t just an actor, but also a singer/songwriter.
Dean thinks it’s pretty cool that in this AU, not only does he have a decent voice, but has actually recorded songs on albums for some srs makers of music he knows. Some dude named Jason even invites him to do a live jam session for some fans. Dean is stoked till he sees the set list. What the fuck kind of hippie song is Crazy Love…? PASS.
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10. Sam and Dean make a hostage video.
Sam and Dean decide to express their concern for the situation they’re in by partaking in a cheaply made basement-style video (suggested to them by the guy who eats donuts & doesn’t do much else) asking “fans” not to be duped into believing that “Jensen and Jared” are real people. The internet laughs.
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Why so tame, SHOW? Don’t walk up to the edge of the pool, dip your toes in, say the water feels nice & then walk away.
CANNONBALL, MOTHERFUCKERS…BRING IT.
And since I’m all about looking ahead, might I make a suggestion for the Season 7 AU episode?
Yes. Jersey Shore. And NOT just a Jersey Shore knockoff a la that retarded Twilight episode they did. I’m talking Sam & Dean get called to Jersey to work a case and find themselves on the show Jersey Shore. And yes, the entire RL cast of Jersey Shore should guest star.
Dean will of course spend the entire episode tryna get into JWOWW’s pants.
And I hope he succeeds.
Snooki will of course be snookin’ for love, and will think she’s found the perfect gorilla juicehead in Sam Winchester.
But little does she know, Sam’s only got eyes for that Cortese girl.
*LOL, SHOCKER*
The Situation will spend the entire episode describing The Situation.
Not the one they’re in, but just himself in general.
Vinny and Pauly D will talk Sam & Dean into participating in T-Shirt Time.
They’ll also explain what a grenade whistle is to Dean. He will think it’s the most amazing thing ever. He’ll end up stealing it when he & Sam leave the Shore. But not more than 5 miles down the road, Sam will throw it out the window of the Impala.
Pauly will also serve as Sam & Dean’s personal answering machine throughout the entire episode.
Ronnie will spend an ungodly amount of time in the confession room crying about Sammi.
He and Dean will commiserate and share stories about their girlfriends that don’t appreciate them, even though they’re both douchebags.
Sammi will end up being the MoTW that they hunt and eventually have to kill.
Thank goddess.
And once things are back to normal, there will be only one way to celebrate…
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T WANT IT, BITCHES.
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CREDIT: GIFS FROM VT-GRAPHICS AND ALL OVER PHOTOBUCKET, ETC ETC WHATEVER. NOT OURS!
DISCLAIMER: IDK WHO WON LAST WEEK’S EPISODE RECAP COMPETITION. ASHLEY SAYS SHE’LL JUDGE IT AFTER SHE WATCHES SHOW…WHICH WILL LIKELY BE THE 12TH OF NEVER. IN THE MEANTIME, FREESTYLE FRIDAY IN THE COMMENTS, Y’ALL. AND OBVIOUSLY THERE SHOULD BE A VIEWING PARTY FOR THIS BULLSHIT. IF YOU SHOW UP, BRING ALCOHOL. SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU’LL NEED IT.
February 25, 2011 at 1:50 am
I have to say this thread was thoroughly enjoyable, but the Jersey Shore part is what really got me =) I could see Dean going after J-Wow, but she and Snookers would be too busy stalking gorilla Sam XD
February 25, 2011 at 2:22 am
http://acklesepic.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-diaf-friday.html
Don’t look at me. I’m so confused. I’m just along for the ride.
February 25, 2011 at 10:09 am
LAWL. I got stuck on imagining #7…..
I have REALLY high hopes for this epi. I’m like a battered wife who just keeps coming back for moar.
February 25, 2011 at 11:10 am
You and me both! I’m as giddy as Jensen Ackles in lederhosen! oh boy!
February 25, 2011 at 5:40 pm
LOL that is EXACTLY what this relaysh with SPN is like. I keep going back because I’m “he promised he’d change” and because I know, deep down in my heart, that “he’s not a bad
SHOWperson.”Also, because I know if I leave this relationship, SHOW will hunt me down. And what will the
fansKIDS think??February 25, 2011 at 9:18 pm
IDEK!!!!
February 25, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Ok, folks. Catch me up, please. I just watched the latest episode of Supernatural and want to know if in real life Jared and Jensen are not speaking to each other, and if so, why not?
Thank you,
Mary
February 26, 2011 at 6:33 am
OF COURSE JARED & JENSEN ARE STILL
FUCKINGSPEAKING. FANDUMB JUST LIKES TO START RUMORS EVERY NOW AND THEN THAT THEY DON’T GET ALONG IN RL ANYMORE, IN A LAME ATTEMPT TO SQUASH THE GAY. YOU CAN SEE HOW WELL THAT’S WORKED OUT.THEY’RE STILL BFFs. OR BFs. WHICHEVER.
February 26, 2011 at 8:32 pm
Actually, whatever you saw in that episode is what they think fans think of them, rich douches that barely stand each other and Jared married a selfish spoiled brat that pretend she is the next bests thing, Mischa si fangirling and tweeting and being a happy hippie wearing funky sweater, they resent living anywhere but the US of A, they are blue-steeling douches and painted whores.
Yeah, that’s what is supposed to be real.
But you know better right? Oh wait…
February 26, 2011 at 4:05 am
Honestly, I found assmilk far more entertaining than this ep. At least it got a reaction out of me (lol, then gag, then one more lol before vomitting & crying). Thank you, dear professors, for bringing this manip into my life. For srs.
WHEN WILL SHOW CEASE AND DESIST IN BEING SO FARKIN’ MEH (THE ‘MEH’ IS SHORT FOR MEDIOCRE)?! I do not ask for much – just entertain me for fuck sakes!!!
February 26, 2011 at 6:30 am
I’M GLAD I WATCHED THIS EP, CUZ IT DID EXACTLY WHAT I KNEW IT WOULD DO… REAFFIRMED THAT IF THIS IS THE QUALITY OF SHOW THESE DAYS, THEN I DID THE RIGHT THING BY NOT WATCHING THIS SEASON.
I WAS SO BORED, U GUISE!!!
YOU KNOW YOUR SHOW IS IN TROUBLE WHEN THE ONLY GREAT REVIEW I HAVE ABOUT THE EPISODE IS THAT JENNIFER LOOKED FUCKING HOT! HOMEGIRL WAS WEARING THE FUCK OUTTA THAT BLACK DRESS. OTHER THAN THAT? I GOT NUTHIN.
DON’T GET ME WRONG, I GIGGLED AT SAM&DEAN’S ATTEMPTS AT ACTING. BUT NO MORE THAN I USUALLY GIGGLE AT JARED&JENSEN’S ATTEMPTS AT ACTING, SO…
UGH, SHOW. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU MAKE ME SO SAD.
AND I MAY NOT BE UP TO SPEED ON THE DIRECTION OF SHOW’S PLOT, BUT WHEN DEAN TOLD SAM THAT HE’S GOT A GREAT LIFE IN THE AU AND ACTUALLY LISTED BEING MARRIED TO RUBY AS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS, DID ANYONE ELSE SAY “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???” OUT LOUD, OR WAS THAT JUST ME? NO, REALLY. IDGI. IN WHAT UNIVERSE… REAL OR ALTERNATE… WOULD DEAN BE HAPPY ABOUT SAM BEING MARRIED TO RUBY? I JUST… I DON’T… O.o
February 26, 2011 at 8:33 am
YES! I can’t even! What was THAT!?? This is the guy who used to smash up hotel rooms at the mere mention of her demonic, whorish name. There were moments that could have been great but my over-riding feeling on reflection is that if I EVER see Jennifer’s face on my telly screen again, I will put my foot through it.
February 26, 2011 at 11:59 am
That was ONE of my biggest problems as well. Dean’s trying to sell that bridge at this point seemed absolutely rediculous, considering all the have been through. Pissed me off.
I’ve been watching the show so long it has altered my brain chemistry and quitting the show would take a major detox. I’m not sure what the side effects would be.
P.S. I have a comment still in moderation. Thanx
February 27, 2011 at 7:16 pm
“YOU KNOW YOUR SHOW IS IN TROUBLE WHEN THE ONLY GREAT REVIEW I HAVE ABOUT THE EPISODE IS THAT JENNIFER LOOKED FUCKING HOT! HOMEGIRL WAS WEARING THE FUCK OUTTA THAT BLACK DRESS. OTHER THAN THAT? I GOT NUTHIN.”
WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUF!
THE BEST PART OF THE EPISODE WAS WHEN SHE SAYS, “IT’S AN ALPACA, DUMBASS!”
AND I CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHER TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GENNIFERIVIEVE. ALTHOUGH I AM A BIT DISAPPOINT THAT SHE DID NOT RE-AFFIRM HOW “AWETHOME!” SHE IS.
March 1, 2011 at 12:41 am
See I was bored too it was so DUH and crazy bad even for this horrible season six. That was an all time low …….is sad …..:(
February 26, 2011 at 8:28 pm
Your take on Becky is fucking GOLD, dude!!!
She is the tree hiding the forest of cray-cray, and she even pretends that she is the sanest and fairest of them all…
I just… can’t even.
Danneel in the episode would have been epic, just sayin’.
Anything to push that Cortese out of the frame.
Time’s up, bitch. Srsly, you are a threat to global environment and humanity.
Go buy one bag a day to your girlfriend, ride the carousel and talk to yourself in the mirrors and let Sasquatch rule the world with his forehead and his pretty freckled sidekick.
I’d love to see Jared meeting Snooki and dorky nonsense ensues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 26, 2011 at 10:55 pm
*humming, Crazy Train*
February 27, 2011 at 7:01 pm
I feel like an asshat.
I pinned my hopes on this episode. I thought it would have been the one that redeemed the show for me. But SHOW got me again!
I realize everyone’s trying their hardest, but I feel like SHOW is coasting. And that’s weird because at certain points, it feels like they’re trying a little too hard. I dunno how to explain it.
Anyway… moving on.
Given that some time has passed since I’ve seen it and I’ve had a chance to think about it, here’s what sucks about this week’s episode:
- Everything that wasn’t checked off of AJ’s list. FOR SHAME SHOW! FOR SSSHHHAAAMMMEEE!!!
- For Real. Where’s
BobbyEltaBobby @?- Kripke getting shot (well, maybe this is more of a “not positive” as opposed to being a “full out negative”). And why does he keep walking towards the dude with the gun? I think catching a bullet once would be enough of a deterrent and to go screaming in the other direction. Meh. And once Virgil got the first shot off, isn’t that carte blanche for everyone else to head for the hills? Or at least a duck and cover for fuck’s sake. Amusing tho.
- This is nothing against the actress, but I would have preferred Raphael to look like a dude. Not ‘cuz I’m sexist, I just prefer the sausage party. Besides it’s a BIG neon sign that Raphie’s gonna end up D-E-D soon enough. *shrug* Ah well. I’m waiting on Rachel anyway.
Another Question. Do all these seemingly random & separate threads (Angelic Civil War, Purgatory, Mother of All
Horseshit) tie into together? If that’s so, then are their stories being intentionally diluted in favor of the whole? I dunno. But I’m becoming exceedingly underwhelmed. But I wanna end this positively, so…What sparkled in my face and blinded me from the rest of the episode:
- Misha tweeting during the episode for both East and West coast feeds. I will love him forever for doing that.
- This week’s version of Dean’s herp derp face. My God. He seems like he has a million of them. And Sam (but more Jared) finally showing off his newest love: Castanets dancing. ¡Olé!
- That huge picture of Sam’s face on a horse…I mean Sam’s face riding a horse. That was the best! Holy Crap! For some reason, I kinda want that monstrosity. Throw in Gen’s Andy Warhol art and I think we have a fantastic art pair for the next SPN convention’s charity auction. I’m putting my bid in now: $10.
- Letting me think that Jared/Jensen’s relationship with
ClintClifClint “the Chauffeur” Kloistermin is true to life ♥ … even if it’s not.- Balthazar. I’m sorry. What can I say? I don’t care if he’s a Neutral Evil. He’s a regulation hottie. Maybe it because he’s English.
- Ladies and Gentlemen, ERIC MOTHERFUCKING BRADY!!! Although, it must be said that EB’s appearance was tarnished due the fact that the wrong clip that was shown. You know the one that should have been there instead:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5AfwDejde0?rel=0&w=960&h=750.
This is because nothing and I mean NOTHING is better than Topless and/or Pensive Eric. I’d still be crying with laughter if I had seen that. *pouting hard*
Now a somewhat OT question. When a demon is killed does that mean they go to Purgatory? They can’t go to heaven. And sending them to hell would mean they didn’t die since they could potentially pop back up to do the Hokey Pokey with the Winchester brothers again. If they saw this Purgatory thingy thru, that may mean we could potentially see Casey again. …And Ruby and any other demon killed with Ruby’s toothpick. Is that where Demon!Sam sent all the demons he smoked? Including Lilith? Hmmm…a Demon All-Star Celebrity Treasure Hunt/Family Reunion, if you will. I’d watch it. And to be fair: Do all the angels (read: Gabriel) go there too? Either way (even though the Angelic Civil War thread/arc is my favorite thread rn) I wouldn’t mind watching it.
February 28, 2011 at 5:34 am
I just really thought with that title they might go for it. But it seemed like they were playing safe while trying to make out they were being really out there if that makes sense? There were some flashes of brilliance. Good to see Bedlund stayed true to himself by giving Dean the ‘bad-touch’ joke and having an old dude touch his ass as soon as he arrived. The DOOL clip, the cowboy painting, the maple leaf dancing across Dean’s beautiful face, ‘Clint’, bad acting, and Misha were all fabulous. And Misha getting killed was actually genuinely upsetting and surprising.
BUT the whole Sam/Dean/Fake!Ruby dynamic was ridiculous and it ruined everything for me. So everyone is playing douche versions of themselves, but when Gen does it we are supposed to believe both boys would overlook that and think she was a catch? That’s before we get to the bit where she looks identical to the demon who tore them apart and caused the fucking apocalypse. I get that Dean grasped the situation fairly quickly (for him) but are we honestly supposed to believe that he wouldn’t act first and ask questions later when faced with the image of the thing he hates above all else?? And the whole leading Sam upstairs thing – epic zoom on the ring. I felt like I was being spoon-fed some smug in-joke. We’re all used to Jared & Gen’s
desperatePDAs but this was SAM. Sam would be freaked out. There was a touch of the old jealousy and resentment colouring Dean’s voice when he was probing (lol) Sam about staying in a life with loads of money and a <vacuous, spolit bint who saves otters and LOOKS LIKE THE DEMON WHO EFFECTIVELY SENT HIM TO THE CAGE lovely wife, but he would never offer to give Sam up to that and after all they’ve just been through, and Sam wouldn’t consider it an option. GUH! It just irritated the fuck out of me. And why didn’t Dean look into his own alt life?I know I sound proper crazy. I can usually overlook and enjoy but it was just such a jarring departure from character. OK – I’ma go lie in a darkened room now
February 28, 2011 at 10:37 am
Seeing as Pinkwood and I continue to talk the episode into the ground and are pretty much of the same mind. I am going to be lazy cuz I’M TIRED and co sign this. I was definitely expecting a lot more.
February 28, 2011 at 4:32 pm
LAWL. Someone (me) was hungover and PMSing weren’t they!
I couldn’t even type properly for the latter part of that. Back to remedial classes for me.
I’m calmer now.
March 1, 2011 at 12:35 am
I agree where was Jensen’s life? I really wonder did he put the caboche on the whole part of the storyline cause his wife was too busy to bother and so they went down another road? I didn’t like the epi like I had hoped at all.
February 28, 2011 at 4:41 pm
The Watchers( the angels that mated with humans and taught them spells,war tactics,and sex magic) are imprisoned in Tartarus. I can’t find anything on purgatory. The Watchers were the fallen angels that fathered giant children with human women.
February 28, 2011 at 10:34 pm
If Jarrud had sex with a female, I’m quite sure she’d give birth to a giant.
To paraphrase Stewie Griffin, “That vagina was like Ground Zero.” Run Gen. Run.
…. aaaand that’s my contribution for last weeks episode, folks. No, seriously. Thats all I have to say.
See ya Friday!
March 1, 2011 at 8:07 am
No celebratory post for Jensen’s Bday anymore?
March 1, 2011 at 11:38 am
Pfft. Can’t we talk aboot something exciting?
…LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN!!!
Best of Charlie’s Interview Quotes, February 28th Edition…aaaaand GO!
March 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm
YES, THIS.
Best of Charlie’s Interview Quotes, February 28th Edition…aaaaand GO!
INDUBITABLY THIS ONE:
“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
ahahahahaha!! Best. Thing. EVAR.
Pee Ess. Dean and Sam Who? Heh.
March 1, 2011 at 8:08 pm
YESSSSS.
I’D ALSO LIKE TO SUBMIT…
“I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”
“They run around and they’re as fun as you can imagine. They say ‘Dada’ and run into walls. And Dada is cool, but when they run into walls I say, ‘Don’t do that, that’s retarded.’”
“Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed … She was attacking me, though, with a small fork — like a cocktail fork. And she had it with her; that was the weird part. What was she doing with, like, a shrimp fork in her purse? She stole it, clearly. From a buffet.”
“I blinked and I cured my brain, that’s how. Everybody has the power. …Can’t is the cancer of happen.”
AND THE EVER POPULAR:
“Clearly he didn’t bring gum for everyone…”
I THINK I’M IN LOVE. <3
March 1, 2011 at 8:51 pm
My submission: CHARLIE SHEEN + EMINEM = WINNING X A MILLIONTY.
MY HTML SKILLZ THO? NON-EXISTENT. YOUTUBE THAT SHIT YO!
March 1, 2011 at 9:32 pm
#WINNING!
March 14, 2011 at 8:01 pm
Too bad that Jared & Jensen’s “bodyguard” does not have this power!
March 1, 2011 at 6:49 pm
Hee. CharlieBoy’s gotta Tweet:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/03/charlie-sheen-joins-twitter-as-social-media-set-braces-for-his-messages-.html
Charlie’s first twitpic is appaz an invite to GET SOME!! http://twitpic.com/455ly9
March 1, 2011 at 10:13 pm
lawl. k! I’m game.
Aww. a bit of earth already posted my favorite one. I can’t believe this hasn’t been included:
“Sorry my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it this way.”
I think I’m gonna have to put that on a t-shirt.
My God! This is GREAT!
March 1, 2011 at 11:07 pm
THIS JUST IN:
“DO ANTS HAVE TOES…?”
EXCELLENT QUESTION, CHARLIE. I’VE ALWAYS WONDERED, MYSELF.
…NOT REALLY. BUT I AM WONDERING, NOW.
March 2, 2011 at 7:41 am
“I’M BI-WINNING!”
“Can’t is the cancer of happen.”
OMFG!!!! :/
March 2, 2011 at 9:03 am
CHARLIE SHEEN HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY OUT-FRANCO’D JAMES FRANCO.
TROLL ON, BRO!
March 2, 2011 at 12:34 pm
“It’s funny how sheep rhymes with sleep.”
“Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.”
“I have tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA.”
“I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.”
“I’ve spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.”
JFC! Someone needs to just follow him with a microphone for the rest of his life!
Danny Bonaduce, Gary Busey & Jeff Conaway combined have absolutely nothing on the drug that IS CHARLIE FUCKIN SHEEN!!
March 2, 2011 at 8:12 pm
“I HAVE A 10,000 YEAR OLD BRAIN AND THE BOOGERS OF A 7 YEAR OLD…”
BTW, I’D SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF A SHEEN/BONADUCE/BUSEY/CONAWAY INTERVIEW. NEGL. CAN LINDSAY LOHAN BE THE INTERVIEWER?
March 6, 2011 at 9:17 pm
LiLo as the new Barbara Walters?
I like it. Although, I see her trying to convince Charlie Sheen she’s a goddess instead of conducting the interview.
I was thinking more along the lines of a new 2011 Rat Pack. Classy’s never been so #WINNING.
March 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Bon Temp Roulette mes aime! Two days till Mardi Gras and Southeast Texas is doing it Cajun style. Music, dancing, beads, booze, and food, food, food. We got your gumbo, jumbalaya, shrimp done any way you want, boudain, dirty rice, and everything nice. Now to a more serious note, Sera Gamble is the one who should have been shot for letting that episode go out. I have found something good about every episode so far, but this one, the bad outweighed the good so much that I can’t even remember any of it on my own. Bitch, are you trying to kill my show! Stop what you’re doing and get to writing some good episodes, and not like the latest one you’ve let slip off the line. It’s a repeat of the apocalypse arc all over. Arrrg!!!! Don’t forget to have a designated driver. I’d hate to loose any of you wing nut.
March 13, 2011 at 11:00 am
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b68157864/you-re-so-hot-with-chris-mintz-plasse-and-dave-franco?playlist=featured_videos
March 14, 2011 at 8:13 pm
Please Please tell me you all are doing an PALEY fest version there are so many fun Pics to make fun of……..really I know u seen them………and Zimbio has the AWESOMEST stuff…..better than than the required Wifey pics…….they have Spur of the moment Jensen/Jared/Misha goodness
April 12, 2011 at 5:44 pm
i love you guys so much, it makes me sad that you guys dont post as much as you use to, i need my daily fix!
April 18, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Where is everyone?
April 19, 2011 at 9:53 pm
WOW!!! There seems to be a memo to let this place down and die a slow death apparently… I didn’t get it ;p
Shame though. Lately the couples have been pretty active!
And Sasquatch has been dripping in Rome while shopping like a pretty woman.
Jensen is totally straying with Mischa. And Sebastian is taping the whole thing before gang banging them on its own XD
Moose Padaleski is punished in a corner for taking his beard too srsly. Good on him :p
SHAME SHAME SHAME Mr Smarty Pants.
http://tinypic.com/r/10yfdko/7
Look at you, then look at your choices, stupid beeyatch!
April 26, 2011 at 7:00 pm
ASHLEY AND I GAVE UP “BEING AWESOME” FOR LENT.
BUT NOW THAT HAYSOOSE IS BACK, I GUESS WE CAN RESUME THE FESTIVITIES…MAYBE.
April 27, 2011 at 8:23 am
resume away, i need the entertainment. ta muchly
May 1, 2011 at 10:47 am
AJ, I think this calls for some O-Town healing!
We need you guys back! Here’s a special O-T video on All My Children. A tribute to the exodus of the boy band and now the soap opera world! Soon the exodus of our Js on the small screen. Sniff! We need our Js fix from our professors!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-wSmw84aKE&w=480&h=390
May 1, 2011 at 10:49 am
Tried to embed. Trying again, but I don’t think it will work. Giving it a go anyway!
April 24, 2011 at 11:23 am
I miss this website.
has anyone caught the latest episode?
I think that one is the front runner for fav episode during this mess of a season.
gdi Batman!Dean. Acting like a completely sassy dork. God, how I’ve missed you. ♥
April 24, 2011 at 3:10 pm
It was a very good episode!
Whur are our Professors?? I need MT at Asylum 6!
April 24, 2011 at 9:45 pm
ngl. I could not stop laughing at the cas/bobby exchange near the end.
That was a GREAT filler episode. I haven’t seen one of these almost all season! …I’m still not feeling this Mother of All as the major story arc. So refuse to accept it.
Anyway, I donut no wheres they b. Hopefully doing something epic.
April 25, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Hola! *Popping in momentarily*
There’s no tickets left for Asylum, bb! And if I can’t starfish a Jensen Ackles there isn’t much point in going. Saaaadfaaaace.
Obv you’re going to have to starfish him on my behalf. Obv.
April 26, 2011 at 5:38 pm
OH, bb! :’( I will starfish him. I will starfish him good for you. And I will give JManns $20 – 10 from you and 10 from me.
Then I will get very drunk.
April 25, 2011 at 11:14 pm
http://hot-craving.tumblr.com/post/4937473265/i-could-not-resist-capping-that-little-video-with
From my tumblr I capped that short video that Steve posted of Jensen throwing knives be warned there is some serious blue underwear to view LOL
April 28, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Maybe the University shut down due to lack of resources? Or inspiration, cause the recent Jersey Shore classes were weak weak weak.
Hope if it re-opens there’s more J2 and NO JS (Jersey Shore), cause those dorks are just a big waste of bandwidth.
Bandwidth and my computer’s tiny brain should be used only for lectures, essays, fieldtrips and Audio-Visual aids about the awesome J2 and their hangers-on (and plenty little of the hangers-on).
My parents didn’t pay a FORTUNE to this university for me to learn about no-good-nicks from NJ. Only about two-too-good-to-look-ats from Texas.