World History 101: Apocalypse, Now….PLEASE.
May 21, 2011
Out of curiosity (and because I have a thing for Carry On My Wayward Son), I took it upon myself to turn on the season finale of SHOW last night, despite having no fucking clue what occurred throughout the rest of the season….
Yeah, that was a mistake.
I’m still not sure what the actual fuck I watched, or why this shit still comes on TV, but it seems as though the only way to make it stop would be for some people to get Raptured, ASAP. Obviously, the first (and probably only) to go will be Jensen Ackles.
THANK YOU, JESUS AND DONNA!!!!!
And since Dean is the only important character on the show anyway, and the show would cease to exist without him, we can just assume that the Rapture of Señor Ackles is God’s way of C&D’ing Eric Kripke and all other cast & crew members associated with SPN.
Seriously, SHOW. Enough is enough…
*A certain someone thinks we should be going by the British timezone. But everyone knows Jesus operates on CPT, so we’ll just stick with 6:00 EST, thanks.
As for the rest of us? Since we’re all a bunch of delinquents who aren’t going anywhere, let’s keep dancing till the world ends…
So, before Jensen and Jesus take over the world and set this bitch on fire, can we please have a moment of silence for what used to be the greatest show on TV.
Zombie!Sam tyfyt.
DISCLAIMER: SRSLY…HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL WATCHING THIS TOMFOOLERY? HOW??? IDGI. ASSTIEL NEEDS TO DIAF. AND HE CAN TAKE SERA GAMBLE WITH HIM FOR THE FLAMING BAG OF HARLEY SHIT SHE’S STRATEGICALLY PLACED ON OUR COLLECTIVE DOORSTEP EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT 9 FOR THE PAST YEAR.
ON A SIDE NOTE, DID ANYONE WATCH ROSEY ON THE SMALLVILLE FINALE?
I MISSED IT AND I AM SAD.
May 21, 2011 at 9:56 am
After absorbing the nonsense finale, I was at a loss of words. Everything would be forgiven of season 6 if they nailed the finale.
GDI Sera.
I thought that the finale would have basically been SHOW telling us, we’re sorry. Forget S6. We’re calling do-over for S7. But OOOOHHHH NNNNOOOO. We get Castiel losing his shit.
Great.
I guess having a hangover while you’re still drunk is outrageous enough t
Where’s the sassy “i’m done” .gif?
May 21, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Love the playlist – and Rosey!Sexxing is a very nice extra!!
Srsly, the only way they can resurrect show from this level of ridic is for S&D to kill God next season.
May 21, 2011 at 12:29 pm
omg it’s been forever since I’ve been here. How you bitches doing? So I haven’t watched any of S6 since the first episode, I take it that’s a good thing?
May 21, 2011 at 1:48 pm
I’m disappointed there were no flashbacks of Bobby having sex with Ellie, *sadface*
May 23, 2011 at 8:38 am
LOLOL, BOBBEH HAVING SEX? DON’T NEED TO SEE, TBH.
AS FOR ELLIE, I DID HAVE TO LAWL AT THE CHOICE IN SUPPORTING CAST AS OF THIS SEASON.
BETWEEN IVY CRANE, JERRY JAX, AND ERIC BRADY, I FEEL LIKE KRIPKE MAY BE TROLOLOLOLING JENSEN AS OPPOSED TO US.
SO MUCH FOR NOT WANTING TO DO ANOTHER SOAP OPERA, SEÑOR.
May 25, 2011 at 9:17 pm
I THINK IVY CRANE AND FOX CRANE (JUSTIN HARTLEY) NEED A CW REUNION! THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS PASSIONS!
May 26, 2011 at 1:09 pm
PASSIONS WAS THE BEST SOAP OPERA OF ITS TIME. FOR SRS. IT WAS SO RETARDED IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. IT WAS LIKE THE DAYTIME VERSION OF SHOW.
EVERYTHING SUPERNATURAL HAS DONE, PASSIONS DID FIRST. A SHOW STARRING PRETTY PEOPLE WITH NO THOUGHT-OUT COHESIVE PLOT, ANGELS, DEMONS, HEAVEN, HELL, WITCHES, TALKING DOLLS, INCEST, ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN…FOREHEAD ACTING.
IT WAS THE PERFECT SOAP.
AND I WOULDN’T BE OPPOSED TO AN IVY CRANE/FOX CRANE CW REUNION NOW THAT SMALLVILLE’S OVER.
May 22, 2011 at 11:41 am
***SPOILER***
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT BEN AND LISA DIDN’T CRISPY FRY!!!! THOSE TWO ARE LONG OVER-DUE!
May 22, 2011 at 6:49 pm
LOL. I don’t know about that. but as long as they’re gone, idgaf. I thought the whole thing was stupid. Why they insisted on reviving a dead horse just to beat it to death again, really is just pointless.
Do you think that SPN staff said to itself: “Fuck the fans. It’s TROLOLOLLing season.”?
Cuz damnit it feels like it. Except for Frontierland and the one Ben Edlund directed, I don’t know what the fuck was going on over there.
May 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm
I am finding it harder and harder to even deal with the show! It started in Season 4 when everything got too angsty and Dean started being ‘always angry grrrr’ and Sam started becoming a lost little puppy and it has only gotten worse. A majority of this season I just taped it and watched Friday Night Smackdown, then half heartedly watched the recorded SPN just so I knew what the hell was going on. They had better fix shit next season! Makes me almost glad I turned down a role I was up for on SPN (yeah I’m an actor and the role was that girl in the Meat Swap episode from season 5, although she was a pretty cool character and that was one of the tolerable episodes that fateful season)
May 23, 2011 at 8:43 am
WHICH CHARACTER/EPISODE WAS THIS? IS THE MEATSWAP EPISODE THE ONE WHERE SAM WALKED AROUND WEARING STRIPES & A HOODIE CUZ HE & THAT KID SWITCHED PLACES?
ITS A SHAME I CAN’T REMEMBER SHIT PAST LAZARUS RISING. OOPS?
July 11, 2011 at 5:55 am
Norah was the name of the character.
May 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I’m one of the very few people that actually thought SPNs finale was good *unpopular opinion is unpopular* But,forget about Supernatural….that last gif is god damn hot. Is it actually from the Smallville finale?
I haven’t watched that show in years (I stopped when I thought they killed off Lex?!?!?!?!?!?),so please tell me you weren’t kidding and they brought back the only reason to watch that crappy show?
May 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I STOPPED WATCHING SV WHEN ROSENBAUM LEFT, TOO. THEY DID BRING HIM BACK FOR THE FINALE THO. JUST WISH HE’D GOTTEN MORE SCREENTIME.
THE GIF ISN’T FROM SMALLVILLE, BUT I SHOULD PROLLY FIND OUT WHAT MOVIE IT’S FROM, SINCE IT’S CLEARLY SOMETHING I’M GONNA NEED TO SEE ASAP.
May 25, 2011 at 9:19 pm
APPARENTLY JESUS!PADALECKI IS COMING DOWN TO EARTH TWITTER…
WELL, THAT WILL BE A CLUSTER FUCK!
May 25, 2011 at 9:21 pm
well that was a formatting fail on my end, oh well…
May 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I wish S7 would quit the religious crapoly and stick to pagan visceral little monsters and basic demons and let the big guys up there do their war and just be ignored.
I have been rewatching S1 with a newbie friend of mine and I am loving the show. Pre-S4ish…
Also DISAPPOINT ROYALLY at the lack of Sammy!inHell tales except for that crappy zoom of immobile Sammy sneezy because flames are tickling his face…
But I guess they have no fucking budget to get a couple of classic rock songs per episode, or decent inhuman-looking monsters, or Sam-in-Hell-à-la-Constantine….
Oh well. Let’s carry on my wayward through S2 and S3 and leave it at that then.
May 26, 2011 at 1:13 pm
THIS. ALL OF IT. I REWATCHED BUABS RECENTLY & COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT A DIFFERENT SHOW IT WAS.
KRIPKE & CO NEED TO CUT THE BULLSHIT & GET BACK TO WHAT THEY DO BEST: COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE FAMILIAL BONDS & KILLING THINGS THAT HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE WINCHESTERS’ LIVES.
LIKE WOMEN.THAT OR KILL IT WITH FIRE. I NO LONGER HAVE A PREFERENCE.
June 2, 2011 at 7:31 am
“Inappropriate familial bonds and killing things!”
THIS! So much this!
S6 had it’s moments, but it was all over the shop. Still, I have no dignity when it comes to the boys so I will watch S7 with my fingers and toes crossed!
June 2, 2011 at 10:31 am
Joining Pinkwood on the sofa to watch S7,
June 2, 2011 at 12:02 pm
GLUTTONS FOR TORTURE, I SEE.
June 4, 2011 at 9:20 pm
I can take it…
May 27, 2011 at 1:25 am
This is a SRS love/hate situation.
It’s like massive shit talking about your best friend. You love her to death but the bitch just does not have a clue about what’s going on in real life and needs to be be *here* when she is…there.
And can we talk about the lame ass motherfucking video game of Sam Winchester Defeats Himself? WTAF was that? There were two levels in that damn game and if you ask me, those were some weak excuses for challenges. The whole season was built upon the !!!WARNINGMASSDESTRUCTIONDANGER!!! that would happen once Sam remembered his tour in Hell and in conclusion we get a $.99 video game trailer, Dean saying “I was wrong the whole time about something I knew nothing about you were right sorrysorrysorry”, and Castiel going nutso. O.o
It’s like the Anti-Christ boy who dipped once it was revealed how fucking all powerful he was?
No. Sense. Atall.
JUju, I too am rewatching Season 1. It’s so sad to remember what good tv was like…and to see Jared and Jensen without the marriage happy weight…
The most pathetic part about this entire thing is that I will continue to watch S7 because I have absolutely no self control. None.
May 29, 2011 at 12:51 am
I am a bad fan for saying this, but is it me or do you find that J2′s acting is getting sloppy and stuck in a routine/rut of caricatural facial expressions instead of genuine emotional tears (Dean’s sobby tell of his Hell with Alistair? Sam before shooting the shewolf? Or Sam being about to cry all throught S3? NO REST FOR THE WICKED from beginning to end???!!!)
Lately the Js feel like they are settling down in their franchise and just don’t bother, go through the motions. They stand back and let the guests do the ‘exposing’ emo scenes.
I am missing like crazy those long ass intense conversations/arguments in the impala while driving to the next gig!!
I miss them drinking in pubs (recycled motel rooms are getting old) but again: what’s with the set getting more and more secretive nowadays and them being reluctant to hire much extras anymore…
Anyway. Yeah the first seasons are pack with family business and angsty issues. Maybe they felt like they covered them all and now what?
But then you just kill the show with one bullet to the head and let Beethoven’s Ode à la Joie see the bros, all wrecked soldiers after a fight drive into more adventures we’ll never know about… GLORIOUS!
June 2, 2011 at 3:06 pm
And s.6 doesn’t even air in the UK til June 8th so unless Pudgy Midway lost the wifey weight , no point tuning in unless car crash tv is your thing.
June 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm
So apparently Jesus!Padalecki really has a twitter…http://twitter.com/#!/jarpad
and his picture is of jensen, nope not gay at all…
June 8, 2011 at 6:21 am
JUST PASSING BY THIS POST, NOTHING TO SEE HUURRRR.
(I LOVE YOU CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY)
*COUGH*
June 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm
I STILL MAINTAIN THAT CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY WOULD’VE PLAYED A BETTER LUCIFER THAN JARD PADACKI AND MARK PINOTGRIGIO COMBINED.
July 3, 2011 at 11:49 am
I was pretty disappointed with most of season six, but I blame Sera Gamble. I will watch season seven, and hope for the best.
July 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I’d like to see women like Pamela Barnes and Missouri Mosley or Dr. Cara Roberts on the show. And I liked the more complicated and layered SPN. The way it progressed over the seasons was inspired by Nial Gaiman’s books. Tom Hanks is producing American Gods for HBO.
August 5, 2011 at 11:20 am
Hmmm. I loved the finale. I hated the first half of S6, not because it was bad TV, but because I was just sick of the boys being at odds. I thought the 2nd half of the season was up there with S3/S4. And really, fat comments about Jared/Jensen? I don’t know what to even say about that LOLOL.
I think it’s pretty clear they’re going back to basics for S7. And personally, I’m tired of Castiel and have absolutely no problem with him having a limited role next season.
August 5, 2011 at 11:21 am
And, I forgot my main point, which is that crappy Supernatural is still better than 90% of anything else on television, so.
August 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm
I agree with everything you’ve said
August 26, 2011 at 4:36 am
And… I’m Back to the Future! Wooo! Doc Brown is a muthafucka… Any crap, I can honestly say that I went out of my way to get the GD CW so that I didn’t have to commute to watch the show, only to end up only sorta, watching season 6. I watched more America’s Top Model than SPN. Sad but true. I fooled myself into thinking that Sera would be able to fill the Kripkeeper’s shoes, and alas, I was sorely disappointed. I’m sad that I don’t have that drive, that unyielding passion, that burning desire to be completely and utterly involved in this show anymore. I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one calling bullshit on the direction the show has taken, and I hope that the outcry is enough to shake Gamble out of her power trip and make her realize that this just isn’t working. It’s not. Jensen Ackles pwns all, well, except the Beav. Oh, by the way I missed you bitches
August 27, 2011 at 2:55 am
Laney!!! *smishes you*
I’ve only just finished S6 myself. That shit happens when you fuck off to other parts of the world for a few months.
Srsly, pretty farkin tired of the super obvious ‘nudge nudge wink wink’ gobshite. Yeah, alright. We muthafuckin GET IT. You’ve seen teh internetz. Bully for you. Now fuck off and get back to WRITING and kindly get a grip you wankers!
I think I may have let my run a little late though because that would be akin to closing the gate after the horse has well and truly bolted. But in saying that, I can’t give up now. In for a penny, in for a pound. *sigh*
*joins Jedi & Pinkwood on the couch for our punishment*
September 6, 2011 at 9:11 am
Season 6 Gagreel…
http://youtu.be/NNconY31dlU
And I miss new posts on this site…
September 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Just swinging by pre-S7. I have mah couch, I have mah booze. I’m buckling up and I still luff all you bishes! Ready for punishments nao *bends over*
September 23, 2011 at 7:13 pm
I’m right here with ya Ms. Pinkwood! *passing the popcorn*
September 23, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Alright! so I just watched the season premier.
I have just 2 words for you Sera:
YASSSSS BITCH!!!!!
September 28, 2011 at 2:51 am
i like to drop by here once in awhile, just to see what the lunatic fringe of SPN fandom is up to. Nice to see you guys are keeping up apearances! Dish out the hash, and maybe someone who can do something will finally pick up the phone! I am starting a campaign to get Sera sent back to the secretarial pool from which she clearly spawned some time ago–spread the word!
October 5, 2011 at 2:38 pm
I like ‘lunatic fringe’
And I am fucking LOVING S7 so far. I hope I haven’t jinxed it, but LAWD 7×02 was exciting. My nipples are still hard. SRS.
October 11, 2011 at 4:57 am
Oi, Miss Pinkwood! You and yer perky nips need to shove over on zee couch! *settles in for shenanigans*
Now, who’s got the gin? Coz Imma sit here and get trashed until Cas gets back.
*mope*
In other news – yay show. Now, please don’t start to suck or I’ll get all het up and belligerent. Just so we’re clear…
October 16, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Personally, I loved the finale. I thought it was awesome. While I hated that you said Dean was the only important character *Because he’s obviously NOT so STFU*, people can say whatever they want to.
I’ve loved every episode of the show, even when it makes me heart hurt. I stumbled upon this and I got mad because if you’re going to hate something, who really cares? So what, you’re one person. There are probably many more who disagree with you, and I’m trying not to be my normal enormous bitch-self, but seriously?
People may agree with you and others, like me, may not. But still, you have a right to say whatever you want *depending on where you are lolz*
But the one point that made me the angriest would be you saying Dean, Jensen, is the only important character. Honestly, you must be one of those girls that is “in love” with him, because that’s the only way your view would be obscured enough to actually believe that.
Thank you,
And I’m outie
*I blame auto-correct if something JS misspelled or crazy*
November 28, 2011 at 8:47 pm
This chick ^^^
November 24, 2011 at 4:54 am
Is this mic on? Where is everyone? I miss this site *sad* Well I am enjoying season 7 of Supernatural quite much. Did something happen here? Is everyone okay?
Oh well hope its up again soon
December 9, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Hi)))
Where are you?
And what about this kisses
Jared Padalecki and his wife, Genevieve, share a sweet kiss on Thursday (December 8) in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
The happy couple shared a smooch while waiting at a crosswalk – and although they both looked a little embarrassed when they noticed photographers nearby, they laughed it off and kept going!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/12/08/jared-padalecki-genevieve-cortese-kiss-kiss/