SquareHead University is a liberal institution of higher learning committed to providing an “experiential” *wink wink*, education and is recognized as a leader in the area studies of all things square.
SHU’s curriculum encompasses a solid liberal studies foundation with professional education through its nine schools: the most popular being, The School of Jensen and Jared. The University offers more than 25 areas of study leading to the bachelor’s, master’s, and doctoral degrees.
Founded in September of 2007, SquareHead University is not your typical institution for learning. While we offer a wide range of informative courses that you may find at other colleges, from English Cliterature 101 to Asstrology, we also offer study halls, naptime, and recess. Our students range from grades K – 16. Hey, gotta start ‘em young! Then again, who doesn’t take naps in college? Or eat cookies and milk, for that matter… Hm.
The School of Jensen and JaredThis particular area of study will focus on everyone’s favorite SquareHeads, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. For anyone who doesn’t know (ugh, as if), Jensen and Jared are the stars of the world renowned primetime comedic, dramatic, theatrical, spectacularly amazing show, Supernatural on the CW network. We know, we know….you had no idea they were actors. Well, now you know how they make their cheese. Personally, we think they should stop fuckin’ around and just make the leap to porn, already, but whatevs! Different strokes for different folks…mmmm…stroking….
Known by their students as J-Squared, the boys have provided hours upon hours of entertainment (i.e. porny photoshoots), fantasies, and extensive knowledge on the art of bar brawling. In addition to bringing the pretty, they’re also fucking hilarious. While classes will be a fun and interactive learning experience, this particular major will require a lot of time and attention, if you plan to become a doctor of J-2ology. So, buckle up ladies and gents, it’s gonna be a long 16 years. 
Classes start Monday, November 5th, so don’t forget to check out the course selection and register for classes! All course literature can be found at the Campus Bookstore.
Tutoring sessions will become available the following monday. So, if you’re having difficulty with any of your courses, just sign up below, and a tutor will be provided for you.
If you have any questions or concerns, please be sure to visit your advisors.
Other Areas of Study (coming soon to a classroom near you):
The School of Jeffrey Dean Morgan:
The School of Rosenbaum
The School of Tommy
The School of Pitt
The School of Wentworth
The School of Wensen
The School of Hayden
The School of JohnnyJack
November 1, 2007 at 9:32 am
Is it possible to attend two schools at once? How flexible are you with curricula?
I’d like to go to the School of Hayden as well.
November 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Same question here. Can I compose my own curriculum with a bit of J2, Wensen, and may I suggest the school of JohnnyJack?
November 1, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Well guys, I wouldn’t recommend a double major, cuz J2 are quite a handful as it is. However, if you must study other Squareheads during your tenure at SHU, might I suggest minoring in Hayden and Wensen.
And Bel, you are sooooo right! We need a School of JohnnyJack! Hotttt.
February 27, 2008 at 1:19 am
Have a nice day !
March 30, 2008 at 7:44 pm
hello there i no its very late in the year but i think i have the brains to catch up is it ok to join this late in the year i love j2
plus i wood like to wership at jensen ackles ass
j2d2 x
June 1, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Ooh if I only I could have been signed up this year 3=>
Oh, I know ^^!! For the school year of 2008-2009, could I be signed up..?
Please ^^?
Besides, Jensen and Jared (though Jensen is my favorite- still love Jared tho <3<3) both have hott ass’s..!
Asss? Asses? Whatever x.x|||
And their both just plain awesome!!!
Thanks for reading this -^.^-
*hugs*
June 1, 2008 at 10:34 pm
^I THINK I LOVE YOU.
WELCOME TO SHU, BB.
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS!!!!
ALL NEW STUDENTS…JUMP RIGHT ON IN! ALL ARE WELCOME TO PARTAKE IN THE NONSENSE.
June 28, 2008 at 8:17 am
Hey, wondering if you’d take someone this late in the year? Absoloutly obsessed with Jared and Jensen and have known about this site for awhile just havent asked to officially join
gotta say I agree with the asses thing, and I mean who can resist looking into those eyes? Even when it means risking Jensemination!!!
Alright, well yeah, oh and BTW I live in Oz so would that mean I would be apart of the international program?
Anywhoooo! Please accept me, I’d work my ass off to catch up!
June 28, 2008 at 8:23 am
*Stamps a gold padapeen on your forehead*
Consider yourself enrolled Hannah
Who am i to turn down an Aussie? We know how amazing y’all are. Now go catch up on your studies before we assign you dictionary duty for a week!
July 1, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I know that I am very late here, but I would still like to enroll. I am a very recent convert to J-Squared and would like to broaden my knowledge and perhaps my mockery skills. I believe that you do not truly love something until you can mock it mercilessly and I really do mock these boys but I do so with all the love in my heart.
Please, please, please let me enroll. I’m a quick learner and study hard. especially when the subject is Jared and his Magnum.
PS (Shameless flattery) You girls are amazing. I became familiar with you from YouTube and knew that I had found kindred souls.
July 2, 2008 at 8:11 am
*tearing up*
I love it when people “get it”…it makes me so verreh verreh happy.
Welcome aboard, bb. Feel free to wander around campus, for there is much to see.
My suggestion is to catch up on the Required Reading at the Campus Bookstore, if ya haven’t already. Oooooh, the LULZ…
And to all our new sasquatches, don’t be shy! Come out and play with us.
July 7, 2008 at 5:36 am
*peeks around the corner* Ermmmm, is this where you enroll? I know it’s verreh late but I’ll work super hard to catch up on all the curriculum and will do extra reading if I rooly trooly have to!
I’m another Aussie chick utterly and deliciously obsessed with J-Squared. I didn’t get to the Sydney Supernova Con (alas I am in Melbourne) so I would expect that extra speshul detention is in order!
All you chicks have made me laugh myself stupid for the past few days (while I’ve been studying ever so diligently) and I figured that I had to join you like-minded souls. That is if you’ll have meh.
Word.
July 14, 2008 at 8:14 am
I guess it’s a little late to be asking to join. Oops. Um… can I join?
Anyway, I was born in San Antonio and I’m a Scorpio. I believe this means I’m destined to have tons of hot, kinky sex with both Jensen (Pisces) and Jared (Cancer).
I also have relatives in Seattle, so I am destined to have hot Daddy!sex with Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Taurus). Um… apparently the same thing goes for John Winchester (who knew?).
Finally, I spent most of my life living in and around Silver Spring, MD. And I think we all know what that means… AJ?
I love this school. I have learned so much already. Please don’t expel me. Punish, yes. Expel, no.
You all ROCK. HARD.
July 14, 2008 at 11:38 am
I feel a girls night out coming on – Y/Y? Btw, you coming to Chi-con, Haunted? We’ve already got a nice lil group meeting up. You should get in on the party. Mmmhmmm.
…That goes for the rest of you crazies, too. FIELD TRIP!!!
July 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Hmmm.
Apparently I’ve been a campus stranger participating in classes I’m not actually enrolled in.
*oops*…
I would LOVE to be formally enrolled though.
My name is Caroline, I was born in Riverside, California, though I never lived there. I’ve lived all over the US (yes, in hot pursuit of the Winchester boys) and now I currently reside in Phoenix, Arizona.
If there were any school I’d want to learn anything from, it’s definitely this one.
Plus the people are pretty much the coolest thing SINCE the boys.
July 14, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Sadly I can’t make the con. You have no idea how much I wish I could go (wait, you probably do). Next year for sure. I wish they would do something in NY or DC… do they ever?
Also… I recently moved near Gettysburg and I really miss MD! I don’t like it here. Too rural, very backward. Ick.
I’ve been trying to join MySpace and it won’t let me. What’s up with that? Anyone?
July 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Did you ever crack the tomfoolery that is MySpace?
What exactly did you need help with?
July 17, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Everytime I try to join, it says something about “based on the info you have submitted, you are not eligible to join.”
I’ve checked all the info I’m submitting and there’s nothing wrong with it, so I don’t know what the problem is. Sounds like this happens a lot, tho. I’m not the only one who’s running into this. Fucking MySpace.
July 17, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmm,
Weird. You’re sure you checked the terms of service and all that shit?
Myspace can be pretty much the best thing out there when it fucks up like this. Maybe if you take it behind the bleachers and give it a show it’ll perk up and work for you?
July 17, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Maybe if you take it behind the bleachers and give it a show it’ll perk up and work for you?
Well, I did get an A in Poledancing last year…
July 25, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Ha! I think my ISP was blocked. I signed up today at a friend’s house.
“Haunted Rain has zero friends.” BWAH! Fuckin’ Myspace. Pissy little bitch.
Get your ass over there, Poison. I need to know if my profile is fucked up or what…
July 26, 2008 at 4:05 am
Okay okay….
1.) I had no idea I had to enroll here. ~Stånk~=Dumbass
2.) I must add all you sick little puppies to my MySpace
3.) I just farted…*ahem* scuze me
Anywho…My name is ~Stånk~ (Jessica) But don’t tell anyone the gubment name cuz thats classified. I’m a felon. Do ya’ll except felons? I am assuming so since I did in fact receive a school I.D. Tee hee hee. Snuck in under the radar. *polishes nails on shirt* However professors, (and fellow students)… feel free to punish my sweet, sweet ass for it if you feel the need. I don’t mind… *bares ass while looking over shoulder, shivering in anticipation*
So for starters I am originally from a teeny tiny one horse town in New Hampshire. And YES I have been cow tipping. However, I currently live in Los Angeles and although I would like all the hipsters to die… *evil grin* I love it here.
I am a closet dork, an internet whore and want to molest those two bowlegged, freaks of nature from Texas.
Oh and I forgot to mention that I am a rather talented investigator (stalker) But since I know it’s wrong I wont be including Jensen’s home address in this email. LMAO. I got’s problems people… PROBLEMS! Someone seriously spank me I’m outta control. *raises eyebrow and looks round*
July 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm
oh god… i cant choose where i wanna go, oh well my school year will be jam packed and im gonna be all tied up *mmmmmmmmmmm imagines* all tied up, sorry im drooling now!!!!!
ive made up my mind the chool of wensen sounds very enjoyable and j2 are just a given really.
July 30, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Maybe I’m a complete dumbass but how do I become a student? You know w/ a screen name and all that…
July 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm
To have a screen name, simply enter a name in the box when you comment. Or you can make yourself a profile here
July 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Oh and the School of Wensen is pretty vacant, seeing as he’s a fucking truant who never shows up. Pfft.
July 30, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Hi
We do not have educational establishments of such fine quality here in London so I am requesting a transfer.
I think you’ll find my craving for all things J2 and willingness to learn and share will serve me well through ’til graduation…….
……plus I’m a filthy bitch who loves to have fun.
October 12, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Yello.
I shamelessly admit that I’ve been lurking around here for a while, but since my addiction has reached epic dimensions, I hereby get on my knees (or all fours, whichever you prefer) and beg you to take me. Take me now!
*is having filthy thoughts about getting on her knees or all fours in front of the awesomeness that is Mr.Padalecki*
Oh, did I mention that I’m a total whore for Jared. But I’d still fuck Jensen. In a heartbeat.
Oi, now I know! I wanna be the meat on their sandwich. Mmmmm… And then– Did I just got distracted? Ooops. To get to the point, my point is that I’d really like to join this school,because this is the first school I’ve bumped into that doesn’t suck. Mmmm… sucking…
Pretty please?
October 12, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Hi! I don’t know if it’s too late to join in time for classes but man would I love and kill to join this wonderful establishment!
I would love to major on the awsomeness of Jensen’s ass. If that is a course or really any course to do with J2.
Please?!?!
Would it help to mention that I’m a fanBOY? And that I worship you amazing people for creating this site?
Please let my wet dreams come true
-Forever yours (however you want me), Corri.
October 12, 2008 at 9:49 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! A BOY!!!! *makes out with you* And ooooh, Jade, you’re a Jared whore but Jensen would still get it? I love you…like, really.
Welcome, kids. Jump right on in! Don’t be scurred. You can either introduce yourselves here or just jump right in on any post!
November 12, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I love both Jensen and Jared – especially together, and although I’m really a Jensen girl, Jared is a total hottie too.
I’d like to take all the courses you have available, especially anything you have that relates to high cheekbones and/or freckles….
November 17, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Just to give you a heads up…
The line for Student IDs is way backed up. Chad’s doing something he’s calling his “sexy dance” trying to lure the freshman away, but all its doing is causing them mental trauma. A few of the “non-traditional” students are threatening to paint the impala like the general lee. I dunno, maybe someone should check it out before there’s a riot or Chad starts *gulp* looking kinda hot.
December 27, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Hey I’m Sikemi and I’m from the UK and I’d love to enroll….
I love Jensen but I have to say that I’m a Jared girl
January 15, 2009 at 8:48 am
OK! This site deeply confuses me.. but I love J2 and would defiantly tap that!
Miss Padalecki is so the best but I could take me some Ackles as well!
January 22, 2009 at 11:55 am
Hey y’all
Saying Gday for the first time, an Aussie gal in awe, who has been following your fabulous blog for the last eight months. With such a repore established I was too scared to step up to the debate. Gawd J2 is hot! I love it. What it would be like to be sandwiched between our boys….and by fortune I have the pleasure of meeting them real soon at our Sydney Convention.
Humblest regards
***Downunder_Lib***
February 10, 2009 at 1:29 am
I like this blog is awesome as! and my god, i wish these schools existed
February 23, 2009 at 4:25 am
heyyy. i lovee this place sooo much.i love it as much as i love my secret daydreams of jensen.
(which is hard to keep up with)
this is way better then any school i have ever seen or heard of. if this school was real i would so move from aus just to be enrolled and learn everything there is to no about the hottness that is jensen and jared
anywayzz. byee.xx
April 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Hey !!!!
i have a friend who looks alot like Jensen
how do i get 2 talk w/ u guys?
April 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
this site is amazing! Can I join pretty pretty please!! Believe me, i’ll study all the time!! =D
May 9, 2009 at 3:35 am
What shenanigans must I perform to join such a renowned school?
I would prefer to study Ackles Body Mechanics 101. Hopefully by the time I finish, I can create my own pretty.
June 15, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I’m late i know but i just have to be enrolled in this school! My love for Jesen and Jared is making me crazy! I think study is the best way to help the crazy!
June 15, 2009 at 8:16 pm
See i’m so excited i can’t even spell!
*Jensen
June 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm
How the hell do I register for this school?? I am an Ackleholic!!
August 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Hi there!
Want to enroll too. I´m from far Germany and I love this site!
Am liebsten würde ich mich mit jemandem unterhalten, der genauso irre Tagträume hat wie ich… – und der mich versteht!
I´m a really deep loving Jensen-Girl, but both together make me think …hmmmmmmmmm…
hugs to all!
Mrs.sd
December 31, 2009 at 2:29 am
I would go to all schools if I could XD
Should there not be a school for all the MishMish lovers out there? I do love me some MishMish *drool*
July 11, 2011 at 2:49 pm
You need a school of Misha