Office of the DEAN

Letter From the DEAN:

Welcome to your first year at SHU freshmen! I am Prof. M-Tizzle. Specialist in the field of Jared. I am also the organiser of extra-curricular activities such as climbing mount Jared, and modelling for m-m-m-midgets by Jensen Ackles. I’m here to educate you on the wonders of J2. I major in cliterature, especially poetry, and I think this calls for a quick greeting:

I’m the queen of smut, I’m MT,
I’m gonna teach you how to be dirrrty,
You’ll want to brush sexy Jared’s hair,
And have him touch you, you know where.

This school will convert your souls,
And you’ll want to play with J2’s poles,
It’s guaranteed that by the end of the fall,
You’ll want them to throw you against a wall.

Come to class with some spare panties,
I wish to own a pair of Jensen’s Manties,
We’ll even give you a sex ed pack,
Which’ll teach you about J2 yak crack,

We do not allow oval-headed men,
‘Cuz this is the school of Jared and Jen,
So open your legs, and let J2 in,
Welcome to SHU, the school of sin.

~

I shall be on hand for all of your squareheaded needs.
Just report to my office!

See you in class. Oh, and tardiness will be punished.
*thwackkkkk*

Prof. M-Tizzle.
Squarehead Specialist

Letter From the President:

Welcome class of 2008 to the new school year at SquareHead University! As one of the founding memebers of the School of Jensen and Jared, let me assure you that this particular area of study is gonna be a kickass fucking time, if I have anything to say about it. Rest assured, there will be lots of napping and daydreaming. Our featured courses this semseter will include Wincest 101, English Cliterature, World Geography (featuring an intense analysis of Mt. Jared and Mt. Jensen), and Asstrology, taught by yours truly. So you shan’t be bored.

One of the main goals of the School of Jensen and Jared, aside from learning everything there is to know about the two of them, is to be known as a party school! Every weekend, we shall have a kegger, which we’ll co-host with the school of Tommy. Those guys are craaazy, man! And we’ll begin every class with a shot of Jose’. If you feel an addiction coming on, don’t worry…. we’ve got support groups. But just so ya know, we encourage living the life at SHU. So, drink up and hit the books.

This message has been approved by Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, who often show up to class still drunk.

See you in class, Sasquatches!

Dr. A-Jizzle, J2D

Doctor of J2-ology