Sasquatches! Welcome to the main page of the SHU fraternities. As you can see, both frat houses are right next door to one another. There shall be a most excellent battle of the J’s to take place, starting next week. So gear up, Sasquatches. Pick a Team AND GO!!










August 16, 2008 at 5:33 am
I want on both! What to do now?
August 16, 2008 at 8:08 am
I pledge to S.A.M. cuz I wfj.
August 16, 2008 at 8:58 am
I pledge DEAN. The End.
August 16, 2008 at 10:00 am
I pledge DEAN. I’ve been through the pledging process in real life so BRING IT ON, BITCHES!
August 16, 2008 at 1:51 pm
DELTA EPSILON ALPHA NU
August 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I’m already co-captin of Team Ackles so I pledge…. DEAN!!
August 16, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I’m liking’ the way this looks ladies… Come to the Dean side we have cookies, and DSl’s! What more do ya need!? Fo sho!
p.s.
please ingnore my earlier comment, I like to not read stuff and then open my mouth too soon.. Saw wee!
August 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I PLEDGE DELTA EPSILON ALPHA NU… ALWAYS, WAS AN EASY CHOICE…. DEAN HAS DSL’S WHAT MORE DO I NEED!!
August 16, 2008 at 4:19 pm
SAM all the way!
August 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm
samsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsamsam.
August 16, 2008 at 6:50 pm
SAAAAM!
August 16, 2008 at 7:41 pm
SAM SAM SAM!
August 16, 2008 at 9:58 pm
*pouts about not being a co-captain*
I would like to be VERY high up on the Dean List, thank you very much. Preferably first, underneath the captains but higher than all the newbies.
I’ve earned my place, I think. I’ve been defending my cheerleader since day on of Hell Week.
*whips out the “DEAN![/JENSEN!]” posters*
August 16, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Poiisonn, you’re number 1 in my heart!
August 16, 2008 at 11:30 pm
I think its pretty obvious who I pledged my undying love to, but for the record – JenSIN (I think he should offically change the spelling of his name). I can’t believe I have a key!! Thank you AJ & MT!! I’m going to lock me and JenSIN in for a day or two, the place needs to be christened, hope y’all don’t mind.
*cracking knuckles* Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuumble!!!
I expect all the Dean whores at the frat house on the asap!!! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your captains some beer, preferably Stella or Heineken! Thx! xo
August 16, 2008 at 11:44 pm
DEANo, of course. TA/Dean whore reporting for frathouse duty! *dragging a carton of Heine’s to the party*
August 16, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Jedi, need someone to clean up the splooge? Because I can see it now…and you can’t have the newbies slipping and falling down. wait. You could! Splooge-fest 2008! DELTA EPSILON ALPHA NU makes school history!!!!!
August 16, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Hahahahaha! Sploogefest!!
SRSLY, salting and burning required? That might be easier than actually *gack* cleaning right? Anyone? lawl.
August 17, 2008 at 4:38 am
PurePoiisonn, I’ve got a speshul place for you in TWFJF. Come to the dark side bb. Besides, FFFWF is full of pictures of Jared anyway. HAR!
August 17, 2008 at 6:47 am
I pledge SAM
August 17, 2008 at 11:58 am
Phshhs, as much a Jaaa-red warms my heart with his constant word vomiting cuteways, its gotta be Dean/Jinnnsiinn.
August 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Sam or GTFO
August 17, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Cant.Cant.Wont. Well i could, i just wont. Teehee.
August 17, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Dean/Jinsin.
Hey, DEAN Girls! Let’s kick some ass, shall we?
August 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Still pondering.
Man, can I just be a referee for the competitions?
August 17, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Jedi, I second the beer motion! As far as the christening goes, GET SOME, but I call second round, it’s only fair…
Oh, and for you fence ridin’ biatches, ponder this…. Guess who’ll be over at our frat house to play all the time? None other than ROSEY! Cha, that’s right, cause we all know that he and JenSIN are bff’s! Go to the other house and you’ll be forced to hang out with Chod Michael cause he’s stalking Jared and Jared’s way too nice to tell him to leave.
p.s.
Thanks MT and AJ for making me co-captain! Wooty woot!
August 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm
“Oh, and for you fence ridin’ biatches, ponder this…. Guess who’ll be over at our frat house to play all the time? None other than ROSEY! Cha, that’s right, cause we all know that he and JenSIN are bff’s! Go to the other house and you’ll be forced to hang out with Chod Michael cause he’s stalking Jared and Jared’s way too nice to tell him to leave.”
LANEY LANEY LANEY. NEVERMIND CMM, YOU KNOW JENSEN’S THE ONE WHO’S GONNA BE ALL UP IN OUR HOUSE WANTING IN ON THIS SHIT. SO THOSE PONDERING (WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY??), YOU SHOULD GET IN SAM, BITCHEZ.
KRISSIE,YOU KNOW THAT JARED, AJ, MAICHAN AND I PWN YOU, SO GET YOUR ASS IN HERE.
OH AND PEE ESS. CO-CAPTAINS CAN BE DE-THRONED. HAR!
March 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm
KRISSIE,YOU KNOW THAT JARED, AJ, MAICHAN AND I PWN YOU
Good tiems… *cries single emo tear of manly pain*
August 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Dean for me!
August 17, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Whats this ‘key’ buzziness, should i watch my email or something? *Is having a rather blonde day*
August 17, 2008 at 9:42 pm
MT, you’re right JenSIN will probably go over there and wanna hang out but Jared’s gonna be the one callin’ when he’s all drunk and shit and cryin’ “I misss yooou, I luv yoou, please come back and I promise it’ll be the same as it was before!”
P.S.
I am honestly honored to be co-captain. Fo serious!
August 18, 2008 at 2:33 am
This might be the most difficult decision of my life! Who do I choose? I love both of them for different reasons, but the main one is because they are J2 and in love!
Quick Q: What is DSL’s?
Is it allowed for the captains to give us reasons to join or should we just make up our own minds, because it’s hard for a fence sitter like me!
August 18, 2008 at 8:20 am
I pledge Deem Dammit! GOOOOOOO TEAM ACKLES!
August 18, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Quick Q: What is DSL’s?”
DickSuckingLips. Because, yaknow…he has ‘em.
And they are made of awesome, and possibly cushions.
August 18, 2008 at 9:52 am
Oh thanks Laura!
Now it makes perfect sense and yeah he has them! And they are really awesome! hmm I wonder what does the PadaCock has? the cock to be sucked by those DSL’s….
August 18, 2008 at 10:20 am
loved the episode, dont think i heard a word of what they were saying though, TO MUCH PRETTY,kept getting distracted!!
oh well will have to watch it again.
August 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
WHOOPS RONG THREAD…. SOZ
August 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Padacock biotches!!!!!!!!!!
that is all
August 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Team Ackles all the way! We need more pictures of the Ass for the frat house walls
August 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
hmmm… i dithered and dithered in the other post and now i wanna dither again.
there are so many at the DEAN’s house…. CAN I CHANGE MY MIND AND GO WITH JARED? PLEASE?
THERE’S TOTES GONNA BE MOAR FUN THERE CUZ JARED IS WELL, JARED. AND I SORTA THINK SAM CAN KICK JEMSIN’S ASS UP AND DOWN THE BLOCK.
MAKE ME A SAM GIRL AND WE’LL CALL IT EVEN. ::nods::
August 18, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Oh Sophie but Delta Epsilon Alpha Nu is more gooder!
August 19, 2008 at 11:37 am
Delta Epsilon Alpha Nu is way more gooder!
August 19, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I want my KEY!
Where is my key?
I want innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
August 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm
OK, so I guess MT decided for me.
SAM it is then.
August 19, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I Pledge Dean. Of course he is so frickin hot !! you guy’s probably don’t know me I am new here, but i am definetly not new to Jensen and Jared. . . Luv them way too much !!!!!!!
August 19, 2008 at 9:49 pm
*pouting at Kris*
August 19, 2008 at 11:39 pm
SRS.
WHERETHEFUKK are the keys?
And they better be shaped like cocks.
Just sayin’.
August 20, 2008 at 12:12 am
MMMM COCK KEYS! I am going to bed now!
August 20, 2008 at 5:16 am
DEAN! I’ve always been a Team Ackles slut!
August 20, 2008 at 10:36 am
Shut up, Jedi. I’d still hit Jensen.
In fact, here’s to hoping Team Padalecki gets to bend him over and do him good!
August 21, 2008 at 5:12 am
I pledge Dean!
Here’s hoping we’ll spend some quality time at SAM!
August 21, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I guess since no one answered my question I’ll have to go for SAM!
August 21, 2008 at 9:36 pm
*Looks around*
August 23, 2008 at 2:22 pm
IT’S BEEN A WEEK!!! … I want my key
August 23, 2008 at 3:39 pm
LET ME IN *BANGS ON DOOR* LET ME IN
August 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Who do I need to blow to get my cock key?
August 23, 2008 at 4:46 pm
DITTO! *opens wide*
August 23, 2008 at 5:50 pm
What is this key everyone keeps talking about? I mean, my house was chose for me, i have no idea what goes on in here, really.
August 23, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Ahhh well it is the key to the more gooderness of everything you have ever experienced! Tis the key to one eyed willy! So choose your willy wisely!
August 24, 2008 at 1:01 am
email me da keeeyy!!!
August 24, 2008 at 1:56 am
Stank… I think you and I are meant to be… “Goonies” reference= Love!
August 24, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Keys are “in the mailbox” bitches! Go forth and FAP!
August 24, 2008 at 8:46 pm
did I mention that I was on team Ackles? in case I failed to mention that, I am.
August 24, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Thx, for my key btw. I feel so speshul when I come here.
August 24, 2008 at 9:01 pm
YAHOO MAIL IS SUCKASS!!!!!! I SEE YOUR MAIL BUT CANT LOOK AT IT!!! WTF?!!!!! WHYYYY GOD WHYYYY?!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF THE ACKLES ASS EQUATION WHYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!!!!!! *Pounds and claws at Delta Epsilon Alpha Nu door….crumples in tears to floor with bloody fingers sobbing hysterically* SNIFF SNIFF….wait…is that KY I smell?! GODDAMMIT LET ME IN!! *WAILS!*
August 24, 2008 at 9:16 pm
^LAWL, awwwww, bb. Check your MySpazz mail.
August 27, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I pledge to DEAN! I’ll be waiting for the key…
August 31, 2008 at 1:12 am
I pledge to SAM! Quick let me in! Please!
August 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Sam it is. P.S. Bel recommeded that I try this out.
September 9, 2008 at 4:34 pm
DEAN DEAN DEAN – I WANT A PASSWORD
*allying herself with Jedi*
September 27, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Hey! Who changed the password to the DEAN house let me back in! PLEEEEEEASE!
September 29, 2008 at 1:33 am
Is it too late to pledge? I just transferred in and was wondering if I could pledge DEAN?
October 15, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I know I’m VERY late, but can I still pledge to SAM?
October 26, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Ya gotta let me in to DEAN house! I’ll be good! I’ll oil him down every day! Scouts honor!
March 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm
PLEDGE DEAN…I sorry to excited xD
March 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Sammy boy all the way bby. (:
March 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm
σαμ!
May 15, 2009 at 2:03 am
i want to pledge dean!!! Please tell me its not too late!?!?!?
June 2, 2009 at 5:42 am
Can I pledge SAM?? I’ve been banging on the door but will someone let me in?
June 30, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I wanna pledge DEAN? Well, I wanna do more than that, but I need to get in first!
July 8, 2009 at 8:23 am
DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN DEAN EAN EAN EAN Doh. the D key fell off.
Before I do any more damage to my office-issued hardware, can I please be let in? Do I need…like an entrance check up (password) or smthg???
Pls. Ill bring cinnamon cupcakes and raspberry lube with me.
July 8, 2009 at 4:35 pm
SEND US AN E-MAIL, BB. (atojsquared@gmail.com) AND WE’LL SEND YOU THE KEY.
July 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm
i pledge D.E.A.N.
September 1, 2009 at 6:50 am
where is my key to the SAM house huh?