Welcome to the SquareHead University branch of the SGA (Student Government Association) also known as the “Blame Jared Organization”…or BJO.
The main goal of the SGA/BJO is to give students a forum to express themselves and aim to better the world around them. Or as we like to look at it…a place to come and bitch about everything that’s going wrong in your life.
Yes, this.
So think of this place as an official ~complaint box~. And as is the way, the truth, and the light of this fandom, the only way to properly bitch is of course…to blame Jared.
It is a well known AND documented fact that everything that goes wrong in the world, particularly in all of our lives, IS, in fact, somehow Jared Padalecki’s fault. TruFax.
Anything on your mind that you need to whine about can and should be blamed on Jared.
- PMS? Blame Jared.
- Your dog bit you? Blame Jared.
- Your bf/gf is a bag of douche? Blame Jared.
- You ever been cheated on? Blame Jared.
- You’re failing out of school? Blame Jared.
- You’re 30 y/o, living in your mom’s basement? Blame Jared.
- You tripped over a crack on the sidewalk today? Blame Jared.
- You saw some woman at the mall yesterday dressed in nothing but purple spandex and a hot pink bra, and it made your eyes bleed? Blame Jared.
- You walked into a fire hydrant? Blame Jared.
- Don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”? Blame Jared.
- Dyslexic? Blame Jared.
- You farted in church? Blame Jared.
- Stubbed your toe on the couch this morning? Blame Jared.
- Fucked up haircut? Blame Jared.
- Accidentally got knocked up? Well…that was prolly Jensen’s fault.
- Air Conditioner’s broken? Blame Jared.
- Burnt down your house? Blame Jared.
- Internet’s not going fast enough? Blame Jared.
- That RPS you read yesterday sucked ass? Blame Jared.
- Misha Collins? Blame Jared.
You get the idea…
Um, Sir? Sir… I’m gonna have to ask you to stop doing that.
~~~~~
*shaking head at him*
Get to venting, Sasquatches.
June 8, 2009 at 12:47 pm
i had a very bad day and its all jareds fault douche
June 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
These pretzels I bought are tasteless. Thanks a LOT Jared.
June 8, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Those new Asylum pics with Jared’s stubble and long ‘do? Clearly I can’t get anything done now, StupidFace!Padalecki!! I can’t work. I can’t clean the damn litterboxes. Kittens now blame Jesus!Padalecki and refuse to go to the Church of J2.
Hmph.
June 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I ran out of clean underwear today. I blame Jared Padalecki’s chronic failure to wear a shirt on the set of Friday the 13th.
June 8, 2009 at 7:54 pm
I met a cute boy today and he seemed interested in me. I turned him down and said, “Sorry, but you’re not Jared Padalecki.”
Thanks for ruining my date life, Padalecki.
June 8, 2009 at 8:31 pm
i touched myself in my dangerzone and weird things happened. now i needs new underoos. i blame jared’s face AND his not!boyfriend’s torso (of the week; as named by heat magazine)
June 8, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I just nearly died laughing.
This may have been Jensen’s fault. The bags under my eyes, however, are CLEARLY Jared’s fault becuz I stay up way too late reading porn on the internetz.
Jesus Padalecki, I’m going to have to ask you to stand down, sir. You are way too sexy for no shirt.
June 8, 2009 at 11:12 pm
(WHAT I’M BACK?)
I used to find Jemsem ridiculous because he seems like a big ball of angst.
But now he’s EXTRA RIDICULOUS because he’s a big ball of HAPPY and SPARKLY urrytime Jarrud is around. I canna take it sometimes.
Jared Padalecki, this is all your fault! Front and center, sir! Front. And. Center.
June 8, 2009 at 11:21 pm
LOL You’re so right.
Happy, sparkly Jensen? CLEARLY JARED IS TO BLAME.
(except maybe a small dog has a part in that. which is STILL Jared’s fault because – well, because what is it about dudes and dogs? so rarely can one tell the diff. which is a wonderful thing if you ask me. the world needs more dogs.)
Also, it’s pretty clear that Jared taught Icky that bouncy thing he does when Jensen comes home. ONCE AGAIN, IT IS JARED’S FAULT SOMEONE IS HAPPY.
JESUS, ENOUGH ALREADY. There’s too much happy in the world as it is.
I BLAME JARED.
June 8, 2009 at 11:26 pm
I HAVE A SAD, SICK SENSE OF HUMOR AND I SHOULD GTFO…
And with that, I am putting mah self in the corner.
*hides*
June 10, 2009 at 2:46 am
“well, because what is it about dudes and dogs? so rarely can one tell the diff”
BWAHAHAH! dude, this ttly made me lawl out hard!! i getz the reference and yes that’s JARED’S FAULT too!
June 9, 2009 at 5:47 am
Every time a tall guy walks by my heart starts beating like a jungle drum. I’m gonna die of a heart attack and it’s all Jared’s fault.
June 9, 2009 at 7:40 am
I hate Jared Padalecki. Once upon a time, I used to be Jensen’s favorite. But then out of the blue one day, Jared decided he had to have me for his own. He said he wanted to “try me on for size.” The jerk. So he got up in me and wore me out. And now? *sniffle*
Now, Jensen wants nothing to do with me. He says I’m no longer a perfect fit. *cries* He told Jared he could have me, cuz now I’m too stretched out! Thing is! Jared doesn’t want me either. He said it was just a one time thing. *bawling*
And not only that! I’ve been replaced! With this fugly thing! I never thought he’d go for one with ink. It just doesn’t seem to be his type, is all. Not only that, IT’S SOMEONE ELSE’S NAME! How classy.
THIS IS ALL JARED’S FAULT!!
June 9, 2009 at 7:45 am
I have no life whatsoever anymoar, and I blame Jarrud Padawhatever for it. All. Of. It.
(This post makes me seriously consider making BLAME JESUS PADAPEE pins/t-shirts to wear on a daily basis.)
June 9, 2009 at 8:50 am
I lost my bank card for the second time this month……
And there was a fire at my house yesterday.
TTLY JARED’S FAULT.
Thanks a lot (sex)asshole
June 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Yesterday morning I found out the water in my part of town was temporarily cut off. I happened to be cover in Nair at the time. Damn you Jared! Just cuz your gigantic azz wants to take a bath doesn’t mean you have to use ALL the water in the city.
June 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I sliced my finger open on a saw last night (A STATIONARY ONE NO LESS) and it’s all freaking Padalecki’s fault. Stupid jerk.
June 10, 2009 at 2:53 am
The past weekend I was sick with the flue and could barely do anything ‘cept for reading some RPS Pron. So now I’m still not better and all cross-eyed for staring at the screen too long for reading all that delicious filth. thanks a lot padalickme! errr, PADALECKI!
June 10, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Dammit Padalecki!
What do u mean chocolate isn’t for weight loss?!?
FAIL. PADADONKADONK EPIC FAIL.
And another thing! Could you just turn it off for a second? I mean, really. For crying out loud! I nearly got into & accident today from looking @ YOUR pics on my Crackberry.
Please be advised you that you must wear a paperbag over ur face for all future photo ops …Well, maybe not.
But for God sake! Just DON’T SMILE!
I can’t keep spending my yearly salary on buying new underwear because of u.
Otherwise, Good job. Thanks for that, asshole. Your efforts r NOT appreciated.
Nao Get out Stupidface.
June 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm
i have my period… damn you jared.
June 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm
The only thing that made any sense to me in this entire post was “BJ” and “Jared”.
*shrugs*
Clearly, that is Jared’s fault.
June 16, 2009 at 7:33 am
My period is late. Damn you to hell Padalecki.
June 16, 2009 at 7:35 am
Obviously, I hit the wrong reply thingy. Dammit Padalecki.
June 11, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Swine flu just made a Pandemic – DAMMIT Jared!
June 11, 2009 at 8:52 pm
My Sims 3 keeps freezing whenever I try to make Sim!Jensen move out of Sim!Jared’s house.
It’s YOUR fault, Jared Padalecki, your life ruiner, with your stupid face and your stupid hair full of secrets!
June 12, 2009 at 11:51 am
I’m Getting a New Manger at my Work and Clearly this is All Jared Padalecki’s Fault…..Thanks alot you Jerk.
June 12, 2009 at 12:14 pm
A NEW MANGER?? FOR THE BABY JESUS??
June 13, 2009 at 8:34 am
Yup….I Know I know, I’m shocked and puzzled as well.
June 12, 2009 at 12:38 pm
It’s rained for 7 days straight here, and it doesn’t look like it’s stopping anytime soon…damn it Jared!
June 12, 2009 at 12:43 pm
THE STAIRWAY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE WET DOG. IT WOULD SEEM AS THOUGH MY NEIGHBOR UPSTAIRS HAS TWO GINORMOUS DOGS THAT HE DOESN’T FEEL THE NEED TO BATHE. EVER.
*GLARING AT JARED*
June 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Yesterday was the day of epic fail:
A CUSTOMER CALLED ME STUPID, A MANAGER YELLED AT ME FOR SOMETHING SHE DROPPED WHEN I WAS IN ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE, MY CAR OVERHEATED AND BEGAN STEAMING, MY WASH TURNED PINK, AND I MISSED MOVIE NIGHT.
Also, my Supernatural DVD’s wouldn’t play in my computer. SO OBVIOUSLY THIS IS PADALECKI’S FAULT.
June 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
After watching F13 last night, I had a FULL ON wet dream about Jared Padalecki. As in, soaked panties.
ME.
How dare you Jared. How. Fucking. Dare you.
June 22, 2009 at 3:33 am
Today, I have a raging migraine.
I BLAME JARED “WHAT A GREAT ASS” PADALECKI.
June 25, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Try explaining to your Navy boy!friend who has been at sea for 10 wks, why all your internetz bookmarks are J2 pornfic.
Yuh,thanks a bunch Padalecki, I may never have sex again!!!
June 26, 2009 at 10:08 am
I HAVEN’T HAD CRAMPS THIS BAD SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
*PUNCHING JARED IN THE FACE*
June 26, 2009 at 10:58 am
Been a student for 6 years (a four-year program). *shaking fist@Padalecki*
June 28, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Have to do the early shift @ work & I have no car this week.
Thanks for that excellent timing, you jerk.
June 30, 2009 at 7:31 pm
While reading the comments of how everything is Jared’s fault, my cat snuck up on my desk and started drinking my soup. When I looked up and caught her, she jumped making the ENTIRE CONTENTS spill on the carpet. ARRRG!
Obviously, there are soooo many reasons why this is Jared’s fault. But I will not go into them.
Just know that I’m shaking my fists at YOU PADALECKI.
July 2, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I woke up today feeling like a Garbage Pail Kid. This is all your fault, Padalakadingdong!
July 5, 2009 at 4:08 am
Have you any idea how much I have to work to earn 60$!?
Do you? Well, obviously you don’t! I bought the damn tickets a month ago, and now I find out I can’t go. And I can’t sell them, either!!!!!!!!!!
Damn you, Pada – mi kurac ma – lecki!
July 5, 2009 at 6:19 am
First day of my two week vacation, 2 weeks of becoming the sin slot reincarnated and what happens? I get a cold and my period, all in the same day! My stomach cramps are killing me >:( Thanks a lot Padalecki!
This is somehow all your fault, I bet you were the one to convince God/the Gods/evolution to give females periods and all the other crap we have to deal with. I shake my fist at you Padalecki
July 7, 2009 at 1:55 am
i cant sleep.
Stupid Jared
July 7, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I have my first cold in 4 years!
Just happens to start on the day that I get into the house D.E.A.N?
Coincedence??
Stupid Jared! Making me sick is no way to lure me to your side. I am going to have to make sure JenSin punishes you tonight!
July 9, 2009 at 10:37 am
So, I guess you didn’t learn from the other day. (I will have to demonstrate punishment techniques to Jen tonight)
How dare you trip me and sprain my wrist Padawack! You already gave me a cold, and now this? Keep one eye open buddy!
July 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I overheard the tail-end of a conversation between a group of my guy friends recently. And because of you, I stupidly said that:
“Ideally, I’d love to give one everyday cuz it brings people to their happyplace. AND. if you do it enough it’ll make your teeth white.”
I thought, of course, they we’re talking about SHU & (specifically) BJ posts.
I realized, from the beer that got snorted out of one of the guys’ noses, that they SO weren’t discussing SHU or the posts. -_-
Moral of the story?
Who cares?!
THIS IS YO FAULT PADALECKI!!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I now have to go meet up all these guys’ girlfriends because they insist I have to talk to them.
There goes my quiet evening of chillaxing & Merlot.
Thanks, jerk.
July 18, 2009 at 7:52 pm
one day while i was in my happy place, which was in the TV watching transporter 3, i ran across these supernatural DVD’s. i said “Hmm… i check this out” since i was happily in my jason statham heaven, the fuckin hell house eppy came on and i see this Jared fucker in a towel… just. a. towel. gone was my happy place, gone was my sanity, gone were my underwear. and then the feeling that i abandoned jason. then the guilt… so then i decided to absorb more of this jared asshole, and figured i can have both!! yay!!
it’s all your fuckin bitch ass fault Jared padawhackadooddooo, for fuckin a bitch up in that towel. how dare you.
July 18, 2009 at 9:39 pm
I am meant to be doing work, ON A FRAKKIN’ SUNDAY, but I don’t wanna.
JJJJJJAAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUDDDDDDDD!!!!
July 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Don’t feel to bad. I’m in the same boat. I’ve got all this work that’s due tomorrow, I should be doing it now but instead I’m perving at J2. I blame you Jared and JenSin for your absolute drop dead, sex on legs hotness
July 19, 2009 at 4:33 pm
WHUT? No SHU update on Jared’s b-day?
He is somehow to blame.
July 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY?
July 19, 2009 at 6:13 pm
GTFO.
July 19, 2009 at 10:43 pm
ok that was a joke right? lmao
it’s jared’s fault for being born.
July 28, 2009 at 7:18 pm
urgh… going back to school next monday… way to go jared!
July 29, 2009 at 12:31 am
Dammit Jared.
*has just seen S5 spoilers*
just when I got over SPN addiction for the summer, you pull out this nonsense!
Goddammit Jared!
Now I’m itchy for it again!
So u know what?
I’m not even going to wish you a belated bday, hot stuff.
So there.
*toddles off to watch Dean say “Cram it with walnuts, ugly.” again&again&again&again&again…*
August 18, 2009 at 8:55 am
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A TENNIS-BALL-SIZED BRUISE RIGHT UNDER MY LEFT KNEE WITH NOOOOOOOO RECOLLECTION OF HOW IT GOT THERE.
*POKES JARED IN THE EYE*
August 24, 2009 at 10:05 am
http://tracy-loo-who.livejournal.com/95371.html
I ran across this little post on IMDB, and it occured to me that the deleting of this scene is all your fault Padajerkwad! You just couldn’t handle the Ackles looking so sexass, could you?
August 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm
LOL. Even Jensen blames Jared!
Gabe: Spn is the only set there were antics. Like jensen screaming “dammit, jared!” from his trailer bc his costume is soaked #vancon
October 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm
My kitten ran out of food today and now I have to go to the store and buy more!!!!! F*** me, Jared!! Err…I mean…f*** you…yeah.
October 26, 2009 at 8:18 am
I came across a GIF of Jarrud Padalicky licking his lips.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2it0vms.gif
And now I am not wearing any underwear. THANKS A LOT JARED! FFF UUUUU!!!
October 26, 2009 at 8:28 am
OBSCENE MF-ER!! *FANNING SELF*
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A DARK GIRL BLUSH, JARED!!
HOW. DARE YOU.
*IS NOT AMUSED WITH THIS TOMFOOLERY*
October 29, 2009 at 9:05 am
You’re a little amused admit it.
December 21, 2009 at 7:35 am
I BLAME JARRUD FOR EVERYTHING.
SEXASS “THE OTHER ONE” MOTHERFUCKER.