Eye Candygram: Vol 2.4
January 14, 2011
It’s a motherfucking Free For All Friday, bitches!!!
So, it’s Ashalee’s birthday, and she’s almost at that age where I may have to replace her with a younger model. But, since she’s not quite out of her early 20s JUST yet (ok that’s a lie), let’s celebrate all the things that ~youth~ stands for…like nudity, debauchery, and teen idols.
Dirty Secret: Vol 4.0
August 4, 2010
Group Therapy is now in session, kids. It’s time for another round of Dirty Secrets. As always, this is your one chance to say what you mean and mean what you say. Just try not to get us sued. Secrets can be SPN related or not. J2 related or not. Personal or not. Anything goes.
We’ll go first!
Let’s see how much things have not changed in a year…
Blind Item of the Week: Fashun CONscious?
July 25, 2010
Hot off the rumour mill, which gorgeous TV star is reportedly refusing to be seen in public with his fashion challenged co-star – not because of their recent marriages, but because of his best friend’s bad style choices? The equally hot duo used to be very comfortable in each others’ company, but now this wardrobe loving hunk even goes so far as to arrive at the airport an hour early to avoid being photographed with his fashion oblivious friend. If that wasn’t harsh enough, this well dressed wannabe was noticeably absent at last night’s Comic Con party, leaving Fashion Faux-pas to do their promo duties solo, and take along his wife as his date instead. Not that she was complaining. Apparently, she loves the way her hipster cowboy dresses. Or maybe she just likes it when he finally takes it off at the end of the night?
Eye Candygram: Vol. 3.2
March 1, 2010
It’s Jensen’s Third 30th Birthday, You Guys!!
Aaaaand he still fucking looks like that. Asshole.
So, anyway. While Jared Padalecki may be ignoring the birthdays of everyone around him this week, we thought we’d make up for it by doing something special for our dear Jemsem. It’s a very exciting time in his life, what with his impending wedding and with S6 of SHOW being renewed and all, and he’s surely quite busy and perhaps a bit overwhelmed, atm. So, we decided to take one for the team, to see if we can help to alleviate some of the strama in his life.
It’s a difficult task, but shit…someone’s gotta do it…
Blind Item: I’m A Bartender. I Do Great Things.
February 24, 2010
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Which quasi-celeb sibling on the geaux recently fessed up to perusing a certain adult-themed blog about his sister’s fiance, when he googled himself and his own name popped up? Rumour has it that the sister in question may not be the only one getting her own reality TV show in the near future, based on her new marriage, but that her little brother might be getting a show of his own, highlighting his hometown’s southern charm and infectious fist pumping nightlife. Sources say he and his buddies will spend their days bartending for Louisiana’s finest, and their nights L’ing their A’s off.
Business 101: Can I get a hell yeah?
February 11, 2010
Well hell…
They look pretty fucking happy to me!
What say you, bitches?
Twofer!Tuesday: A Current Affair…
February 9, 2010
Now, with the future Mrs. Padalecki’s wedding just around the corner, we were thinking… we should probably throw her a bridal shower, seeing as how we’ve already thrown an engagement party or two for Danneel Ackles. I say, Jennifer is due. So, to celebrate her upcoming wedding celebration extravaganza, we’ve decided to present the newlyweds-to-be with the greatest gift of all…
Jared Thursday: The Slimline Edition
January 28, 2010
I’ve just been informed by spn_gossip that Jared Padalecki is fat…
Obviously I’m a chubby chaser then. OBV.
Engagement Redux: The Harris/Cortayzay Edition
January 11, 2010
I dunno about y’all, but these last couple of months have been nothing short of mind-blowing on the entertainment front. Every time I see the term “PR” I crack the fuck up. Because, seriously?? When it comes to a PR nightmare… Jensen and Jared are IT on a silver fucking platter. If this is supposed to be about pushing some kind of agenda, then they should all be fired. I mean, JFC, we could put forth a better public image of these two tards, if that’s all this is about.
Hilarious bullshit conspiracy theories aside, let’s get down to the real reason we can’t stop watching this trainwreck…
THE WANK
I know, guys. I know.
