Talent Show!
February 18, 2011
It’s a Free For All Friday, y’all!!
You’ll need a 6 pack, a giant body condom, and two asshats by the name of Jason Eckols and Jarrod Padalicki.
Con Etiquette: Requesting the Proper Songs
February 10, 2011
Previously in Con Etiquette, we thought we’d seen it all when Clif Kosterman was granted his very own Q&A panel. Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly get any more ridiculous, it looks like Creation Entertainment has decided to make fandumb look even more desperate and psycho than usual by hiking up the prices of tickets for Jensen’s and Jared’s appearances to the equivalent of their salaries…and actually watching us PAY for this shit!
We don’t look ridiculous at all.
So, anyway. In an effort to get us to spend even more of our money in this booming economy, they’ve decided to up the ante by watching us go batshit over tickets to see Jensen performing live with JManns in concert. The going rate these days? $1551.99. God, Jason probably thinks Christmas came early this year.
I bet Christina Aguilera’s never sold a single concert ticket for that price. Then again, I’m assuming Jason knows all the words to his songs.
Anyway, if 60+ people are gonna drop that kinda cash for this shit, then Goddammit, they should be able make song requests with a 100% guarantee or their money back, that Jason and Jensen will sing whatever they’re told to sing. For that kind of money, they should be proper fucking dancing monkeys.
For that kind of money, I should be allowed to sit on Jensen Ackles’ face.
World History: 3 Buckets of Crazy
October 31, 2010
So, we’ve officially survived the terrible twos. We’ve gotten the swing of toddlerdom, and now we’re a 3 year old problem child who doesn’t like to share, partakes in the occasional temper tantrum, and absolutely must put our hands in everything.
Whatever, at least we’re potty trained.
JenSIN!Sunday: This is an Obligatory Post
October 10, 2010
Apparently there’s a con going on. People are there. Things are happening. There should probably be a place to discuss.
Shall we commence?
It’s a goddamn free for all…
The Road So Far: 6×01
September 30, 2010
I think we’ve pretty much run that last post into the ground. So, here have a new one to dickscuss this week’s shenanigans. Or whatever…
I know, Dean. I’m excited, too!!!
Con Etiquette: Requesting The Proper Credentials
August 26, 2010
You know what time it is, bitches. VanCon is upon us, and apparently this year, Creation has decided to go for shock value by giving none other than Clif Kosterman his very own scheduled appearance, complete with Q&A panel, photo ops, and an autograph session.
God, help us all…
In the spirit of shiteous internet policing practices and standards, we’re doing things the @bodyguard4jandj way with this edition of Con Etiquette and putting things into your hands that you have no business having. We have minimal shame at this blog, and therefore don’t enforce many rules or policies. However, one of our longstanding policies is and always has been, no posting of personal or stolen pictures. Well. Fuck that noise. Clif’s in the house. So for one post, and one post only…pretty much everything is stolen. Enjoy it, cuz it’ll never happen again…just like Clif’s panel.
Dirty Secret: Vol 4.0
August 4, 2010
Group Therapy is now in session, kids. It’s time for another round of Dirty Secrets. As always, this is your one chance to say what you mean and mean what you say. Just try not to get us sued. Secrets can be SPN related or not. J2 related or not. Personal or not. Anything goes.
We’ll go first!
Let’s see how much things have not changed in a year…
A Note From Your Professors: Report Card Day!
May 28, 2010
Sooooo, once upon a time, this twat named MT had this idea to create a place where one and all could come and worship at the shrine of God’s greatest gift to mankind…Jared Padalecki’s ASS. It was to be a place where one could gaze longingly at the ASS, testify on the goodness of the ASS, and yes… even smack that ASS. So she enlisted the help of our enabler, the Goddess, maichan, to spread the joy of said ASS.
Maichan looked down and said…
“Let there be ASS.”
And there was ASS.
And it was good.
The fifth day…
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Previously in Con Etiquette 101, we covered the topic of which inappropriate photos are acceptable to present at the autograph table. Now, with LA Con coming up this weekend, and seeing as how we’ve also already covered proper photo op protocol, it’s time for another round of Asking the Proper Questions. Only this time, we’re going to focus on all inclusive topics like wives and fianceés, living arrangements, action hero movie auditions, and all those pesky rumors that just keep popping up amidst all the halfass attempts at heterohappiness.
Because inquiring minds want to know. And this is probably easier than Facebook stalking. Probably.
And because this tomfoolery is remedial as hell, so why not…
Thirsty Thursday: The FU Edition
March 11, 2010
As if you bitches need another reason to drink, we’re bringin’ back an old school extracurricular.
It’s Thirsty Thursday, y’all.
Seeing as how we haven’t done this in almost two years, a lot of you are prolly unfamiliar with this format. Y’see, way back in the day, we used to do daily picspams (mostly in the JBox) that correlated with our days of the week, at the time being JP!Thursday, Freestyle!Friday, Sandy!Saturday, JenSIN!Sunday, McLovin!Monday, and Twofer!Tuesday. Then of course, on Wednesday, we rest. But due to new pairings and recent fuckety-induced events, we’ve had to ~update & graduate~ our calendar to *ahem* bigger ‘n better things. Anyway, daily pic!spams were too much work. So we decided to condense them into shotglass versions, and take ‘em all at once.
Some of the days may’ve changed, but the one thing that remains constant? Our week still starts on Thursday. Line ‘em up!!
