Eye Candygram: Vol 2.8
October 9, 2010
So class, you may or may not know this, but all of my favourite people in the world are 28. Jared Padalecki, Sophia Bush, Mark Salling, Adam Lambert, The Situation…
Today, October 9th 2010, AJ officially joins the list of ’28 year olds I like’.
I’m sure she’ll be thrilled.
Now it’s not just everyday you make it on to the ‘list of 28 year olds Ashley likes.’ Therefore this calls for something special.
This year, we’re joint gifting…
You know you want some.
Blind Item of the Week: Fashun CONscious?
July 25, 2010
Hot off the rumour mill, which gorgeous TV star is reportedly refusing to be seen in public with his fashion challenged co-star – not because of their recent marriages, but because of his best friend’s bad style choices? The equally hot duo used to be very comfortable in each others’ company, but now this wardrobe loving hunk even goes so far as to arrive at the airport an hour early to avoid being photographed with his fashion oblivious friend. If that wasn’t harsh enough, this well dressed wannabe was noticeably absent at last night’s Comic Con party, leaving Fashion Faux-pas to do their promo duties solo, and take along his wife as his date instead. Not that she was complaining. Apparently, she loves the way her hipster cowboy dresses. Or maybe she just likes it when he finally takes it off at the end of the night?
Eye Candygram: Vol 2.3
January 14, 2010
Ah, January 14, 1987…
Twas a great day in history, kids!!
And now we know why.
This Is A Public Service Announcement:
September 19, 2009
Twofer!Tuesday: HO SH-!!
April 28, 2009
AJ and I LOOOOOOOVE when you tards send us stuff
No, really.
But not when we end up needing therapy afterwards.
THAT? Is farking TERRIFYING.
Srsly, is it just me or do they look like Chad and CJ? *shrug*
Dear SHOW,
Canon, you’re doing it wrong…
Lawl, “Get out of me”?? I think we all know Sam would more than enjoy a little fisting. Fail, show. FAIL. And he’s a prude, huh?? Then why is it always Dean who has sex like a girl, while Sam hits it like a pro baseball player??
CANON: Dean obviously can’t handle Sam. Obviously.
Prom Queen Tryouts: Day 1 – Danneel Harris
February 24, 2009
So. Big Daddy wants to parade around with his not!girlfriend lookin’ all sexass and shit?? Well, two can play that game, bitch. Oh yes…
Welcome to Prom Queen Tryouts!
I know, I know…it’s a little soon to be thinking about prom. But eff that. Now that Queenie’s in the corner, El Diablo needs a date, yo. So, it’s time to whip out those ballots and see who’s nominated. Since Jarrud’s decided to play it straight (LOL, I said straight) and not!date Lil Mama, then we’re gonna set out to prove once and for all that Jemsem Ankles is the straightest straight to ever straight. So, suck on THAT, Padalicky! Now, in our search for the proper Prom Queen, we’ll be looking at nominees who encompass one or all of the ridiculous qualities of The Padalecki that Jemsem needs in a pretty pretty princess.
Mandatory Quality Numero Uno: Nu!Queen’s gotta be FREAK NASTY, yo! Jemsem likes it rough, ok?
Let’s meet your first nominee…
Day 1: Danneel Harris
YOUR HET IS SERVED, SIR!
Blind Item of the Week: Bareback Mountain
January 24, 2009
Which TV (soon to be movie) star has been caught in a recent love triangle with his horse and his supersexy co-star turned roommate? Rumor has it that the OTHER hunk and the ~equine friend~ became engaged in a heated debate regarding who’s responsible for Hunk #1′s bowlegged stance over a lobster dinner out in West Hollywood last week.
Irrelevant Post of the Week: Dear Mr. President-
January 23, 2009
You’re ridiculous.
Seriously…BRANGELINA WHO??
MICHELLE + BARACK = THE MOTHERFUCKING OTP!!!
Kids, sit your asses on a chair, cuz if you’re not already seated you will be, cuz this shit will have you on the floor in about a minute. No really… Welcome to Washington, bitches!
Digital Imaging: Fun With Real Idiots – Part 4
January 16, 2009
I know I always say that nobody tops Jared Padalecki, but I actually think Maichan could. Forreals. She’s got talent, and she knows how to use it. Sit back kids, it’s time for a sequel…
AAAAAAHHHHH. Maichan, you’re ridiculous. Nobody mocks like you, bb. Nobody.
