Talent Show!
February 18, 2011
It’s a Free For All Friday, y’all!!
You’ll need a 6 pack, a giant body condom, and two asshats by the name of Jason Eckols and Jarrod Padalicki.
A Note From Your Professors: Domestic Disturbance
September 14, 2010
I have absolutely no intention of watching this shit when it comes back on (at least not till Lisa DIAF on the ceiling), hence the reason we skipped the shit outta SPN Prep this year. I’d rather pretend SHOW ended at 5. But, anyway, if you’ll kindly direct your attention to the 0:26 mark, I think you’ll find something that is in fact relevant to all of our interests.
GODDAMN, JARED PADALECKI. I SAY GODDAMN!!!
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Hey! You guys remember when Jensen and Jared used to be awesome?
Nerds or ladykillers?
Jensen: Nerd! The word alone is funny.
Jared: Also nerd! Although, people used to say I looked like Matt Damon, now-a-days, sometimes people say I look like Brad Pitt.
Jensen: Yeah, you wish!
Jared: But this is a bit of a tough choice. Who says about himself that he’s a nerd? Or a ladykiller? If that’s the case, you should take your pee to the doctor immediately.
Jensen: Of course we notice the hardcore group of female fans who follow us. It’s extremely flattering, but not something that we concern ourselves with. Just as we don’t wonder which one of us is the most popular. In the first place, the success of Supernatural lies in the story. That doesn’t take away the fact that Jared’s uglier than me and can’t act as well, of course. He can’t help it.
Yeah. I miss it, too.
Blind Item of the Week: Fashun CONscious?
July 25, 2010
Hot off the rumour mill, which gorgeous TV star is reportedly refusing to be seen in public with his fashion challenged co-star – not because of their recent marriages, but because of his best friend’s bad style choices? The equally hot duo used to be very comfortable in each others’ company, but now this wardrobe loving hunk even goes so far as to arrive at the airport an hour early to avoid being photographed with his fashion oblivious friend. If that wasn’t harsh enough, this well dressed wannabe was noticeably absent at last night’s Comic Con party, leaving Fashion Faux-pas to do their promo duties solo, and take along his wife as his date instead. Not that she was complaining. Apparently, she loves the way her hipster cowboy dresses. Or maybe she just likes it when he finally takes it off at the end of the night?
Spain!Con: Mmmm papis!
June 12, 2010
Late post is late but J2 are in Barcelona, y’all
and it’s time for a
FREE FOR ALL!!!
LA Con! It’s An All You Can Eat!
March 28, 2010
Except for you, B. I think you’ve had enough.
Lawl, Fatty McFatterson.
Apparently Jared ate Gen this morning…or something.
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Previously in Con Etiquette 101, we covered the topic of which inappropriate photos are acceptable to present at the autograph table. Now, with LA Con coming up this weekend, and seeing as how we’ve also already covered proper photo op protocol, it’s time for another round of Asking the Proper Questions. Only this time, we’re going to focus on all inclusive topics like wives and fianceés, living arrangements, action hero movie auditions, and all those pesky rumors that just keep popping up amidst all the halfass attempts at heterohappiness.
Because inquiring minds want to know. And this is probably easier than Facebook stalking. Probably.
And because this tomfoolery is remedial as hell, so why not…
Thirsty Thursday: The FU Edition
March 11, 2010
As if you bitches need another reason to drink, we’re bringin’ back an old school extracurricular.
It’s Thirsty Thursday, y’all.
Seeing as how we haven’t done this in almost two years, a lot of you are prolly unfamiliar with this format. Y’see, way back in the day, we used to do daily picspams (mostly in the JBox) that correlated with our days of the week, at the time being JP!Thursday, Freestyle!Friday, Sandy!Saturday, JenSIN!Sunday, McLovin!Monday, and Twofer!Tuesday. Then of course, on Wednesday, we rest. But due to new pairings and recent fuckety-induced events, we’ve had to ~update & graduate~ our calendar to *ahem* bigger ‘n better things. Anyway, daily pic!spams were too much work. So we decided to condense them into shotglass versions, and take ‘em all at once.
Some of the days may’ve changed, but the one thing that remains constant? Our week still starts on Thursday. Line ‘em up!!
Chemistry 101: Quatchi & Miga Are In Love…
February 25, 2010
Don’t try to deny their epic romance fauxmance romance!!
So undoubtedly, by now you’ve all thoroughly stalked Jared & Jennifer’s wedding page from top to bottom, and have acquired all the details and seen all the fuckery at hand. And although we’re usually not advocates of re-posting stolen personal photos, especially regarding something as private as their engagement album…
The outtakes were just too adorable to pass up.
Sorry, hosers…had to do it.
