A Note From Your Professors: Domestic Disturbance
September 14, 2010
I have absolutely no intention of watching this shit when it comes back on (at least not till Lisa DIAF on the ceiling), hence the reason we skipped the shit outta SPN Prep this year. I’d rather pretend SHOW ended at 5. But, anyway, if you’ll kindly direct your attention to the 0:26 mark, I think you’ll find something that is in fact relevant to all of our interests.
GODDAMN, JARED PADALECKI. I SAY GODDAMN!!!
Tagged: ALL JARED ALL THE TIME, Amber & Ashley need new panties, God DAYUM, It's all Jared's fault, Jared is a kangaroo, Jared is a man magnet, Jared is a pretty pretty princess, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki is hardcore, Jared Padalecki should just get in me now tbh, Jared's back is obscene, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody can resist Jared's butt, Oh Jesus GOD!!!, Thanks Sherri, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery
Dirty Secret: Vol 4.0
August 4, 2010
Group Therapy is now in session, kids. It’s time for another round of Dirty Secrets. As always, this is your one chance to say what you mean and mean what you say. Just try not to get us sued. Secrets can be SPN related or not. J2 related or not. Personal or not. Anything goes.
We’ll go first!
Let’s see how much things have not changed in a year…
Tagged: "jensen and jared", Adam Fucking Lambert, Adam Lambert is relevant to my interests, Amber & Ashley are batshit crazy, Amber & Ashley are biased, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Amber & Ashley Got Talent, Amber & Ashley have new inspiration, Amber and Ashley are ridiculous, Danneel Ackles - HBIC!, Danneel Ackles - Oh SH-!!, Danneel Harris, Danneel Harris - breaking beds since 2006, Danneel is my favourite, Dean Forrester>>>Dean Winchester, Dean vs. Dean, Fistpumping the night away..., For that money i better be allowed to sit on Jared's face, Geneveev Cortaaayzaaay, Genevieve Cortese, GENEVIEVE PADALECKI - OH FU-!!, Gino approves, Gino Graul, Gino Graul - #1 stan since 2009, Got a secret. Can ya keep it?, It's 9:30 in the morning. Do you know where your Todd Farmer is?, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared is a man magnet, Jared is a pretty pretty princess, Jared is ridiculous, Jared makes everybody hot by default, Jared Padalecki, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, JARED/GENEVIEVE, Jen>>>>Gen, Jensen - stop telling all your business, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki: Sharing a closet since 2008, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen and Jared approve of this fuckery, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen and Jared couldn't have said it better, Jensen is a giver, Jensen is not amused, Jensen needs a new refresh key, Jensen/Danneel, Needs moar Danneel, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Not Jared...Danneel's OTHER brother, One day Todd Farmer is gonna make a film about us. It will win him an oscar., Rory Gilmore is a fucking twat!, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, Todd Farmer invented nekkid twister, Todd Farmer's butt needs it own fan club
Genealogy 101: FACE/OFF
May 24, 2010
Previously in Genealogy 101, we gave you a crash course on the brothers Padalecki. Well, two of them, anyway. But unbeknownst to the rest of the free world, there’s actually a third, much older Padalecki brother. And wouldn’t you know it, just like baby brother, Jared, he too was bitten by the acting bug long long ago. Ladies and Jensen…
We give you Nicolas Padalecki.
Tagged: ALL JARED ALL THE TIME, Big Daddy 2.0, Family business, Jared better watch his back, Jared is ridiculous, Jared makes everybody hot by default, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki - he's like the new Canada, Jared Padalecki is hardcore, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's stupid face, Jensen Ackles, Jensen and Jared approve of this fuckery, Jensen is a giver, Jensen only puts out after you buy him dinner, Kicking Ass & Taking Names..., Nicolas Cage, Switched at birth!, The next Brad Pitt, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, We're like brothers, Who roofied Jensen?
Blind Item: I kiss Jen…in public
March 7, 2010
Which TV duo who, up until now, have kept their relationship strictly on the downlow, were spotted yesterday making out in Vancouver airport? The on screen turned off screen duo recently took their relationship to the next level, leaving their third wheel babysitting the dogs – a task they look thrilled to have…
Tagged: ...and that picture of Jared holding some hooker's hand., Brunette - Check. Tiny - Check. Ring on her finger - Check., Candids, Genevieve Cortese, GENEVIEVE PADALECKI - OH FU-!!, HDU! She's my wife not my sister!, Hey has anyone seen a tiny brunette? I lost her., jared, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared's guns are full loaded, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's stupid face, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles - representing dykes on bikes since 2009, Jensen Ackles - resident dogsitter since Feb 10', Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen is a possessive freak, Jensen is not amused, Needs moar Danneel, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Pictures, Pissy Jensen is my favourite flavour Jensen, Team Padalecki Pwns, The Cortese-Scorceses own this shit, The Padaleckis - selling it since Feb 10', WTF is Danneel??, Yo Jensen can you dogwatch tonight?
Jared Thursday: The Slimline Edition
January 28, 2010
I’ve just been informed by spn_gossip that Jared Padalecki is fat…
Obviously I’m a chubby chaser then. OBV.
Tagged: "jensen and jared", Amber & Ashley are in the know, Clif likes it with extra butter, Hi i'm Jared. I'm Polish., I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS FAT!!!!!, I wanna ride of his disco stick, Is this real life???, It's all Jared's fault, Jared is a pretty pretty princess, Jared is ridiculous, Jared makes everybody hot by default, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki is a chubby chaser, Jared Thursday, Jared's guns are full loaded, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen and Jared couldn't have said it better, Jensen is not amused, Jensen needs a new refresh key, Jub Jub Jensen is my favourite Jensen, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Papa-papa-paparazzi!!, Ride that bitch til the wheels fall off, Someone took wedding cake sampling verrah srsly., Spn_gossip: The trainwreck you can't walk away from, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, Twittah!!, Was Jensen even in this post cuz all i saw was Jared., Why Clif? Why?
Smoke That POLL: The Conan Edition…
January 18, 2010
As originally reported by JJ.com, guess who’s back in the running for Conan!?!
That’s right, kids. Jared Padalecki wants to host The Tonight Show…
Tagged: Hi i'm Jared. I'm Polish., It's all Jared's fault, Jared better watch his back, Jared can't top this, Jared is a man magnet, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!!...Wait...Jared eats pieces of shit for breakfast??, Jared's back is obscene, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, Jason Momoa, Jason Momoa does it better than you!, LOL...movie, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody can resist Jared's butt, Property of Jared T Padalecki, remake my LIFE, That kid from Twilight? Or something.
JenSIN!Sunday: Twat of the Week
January 17, 2010
Tagged: "jensen and jared", Clif Kosterman and Jared Padalecki...cheating on their SOs since 2008..., Clif Kosterman is an amazing actor - I read it on fuckbook so it must be true., Clif likes it with extra butter, Clif tried to lure me into the van with $10 worth of candy and a Jason Manns CD, Danneel Ackles - HBIC!, Danneel Harris, Danneel is my favourite, Genevieve who?, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS FAT!!!!!, I don't kiss Jensen...in public, It's all Jared's fault, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared is a man magnet, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, Jensen - stop telling all your business, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen and Jared approve of this fuckery, Jensen and Jared couldn't have said it better, Jensen is a giver, Jensen is not amused, Jensen liked it so he went and put a ring on it!, Jensen needs a new refresh key, Jensen/Danneel, Needs moar Danneel, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody can resist Jared's butt, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, Why Clif? Why?, WTF is Danneel??, WTF is Jared?, Yo Clif!! Size doesn't matter... It's how you USE it.
Not So Secret Santa: Day 12
December 25, 2009
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my mentwhores gave to me…
The baby Jesus!Pa-duh-leck-eee!!
Tagged: "jensen and jared", ...and that picture of Jared holding some hooker's hand., ALL JARED ALL THE TIME, Always On Topic, christian kane, Christian Kane owns half of Croatia, Christmas '09, Harley Padalecki, Hi i'm Jared. I'm Polish., I asked Santa for a pony and he gave me Jensen Ackles, I said "Santa...a pony is not the same as an ass.", Jared has verbal diarrhea, Jared is a man magnet, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared's hair is full of secrets, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jared's stupid face, Jason Manns, Jensen Ackles, Jensen and Jared approve of this fuckery, Michael Rosenbaum, MY Jared voice is better than YOUR Jared voice, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, OMGJASON, Property of Jared T Padalecki, Random Jason Manns Tag is Random, rosenbaum is lord, Sadie Padalecki, Team Padalecki, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, What Would Jason Do?, WTF is Jared?, WTFCHRIS, Yo Jared - WRONG JEN!
Not So Secret Santa: Day 6
December 18, 2009
On the sixth day of Christmas, my mentwhores gave to me…
The birth of J & D’s first bb!!
Once again, as told by MT. This should be good…
Tagged: All Jensen all the time, Amber & Ashley are batshit crazy, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Amber and Ashley are ridiculous, blatant fuckery, Danneel Ackles - Oh SH-!!, Danneel Harris, Danneel is my favourite, Geneveev Cortaaayzaaay, It's all Jared's fault, Jared better watch his back, Jared has verbal diarrhea, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jensen Ackles has an enormous wang, Jensen and Jared approve of this fuckery, Jensen and Jared couldn't have said it better, Jensen is a giver, Jensen needs a new refresh key, Jensen/Danneel, Needs moar Danneel, The real Jensen & Jared don't have time for your asshattery, WTF is Sandy Lite?, Yo Jensen! Can i play with your spirit stick?
Blind Item of the Week: Third Strike?
October 27, 2009
Which TV hunk was spotted over the weekend showing PDA with his very own “best girl” in a crowded NYC park, only to miss his flight home and thus missing work, due to catching a Yankees game at the week’s end? Rumour has it he was spotted scarfing down an extra long hotdog at the ballpark. Perhaps he was “homesick”…
Tagged: ...and that picture of Jared holding some hooker's hand., ALL JARED ALL THE TIME, Amber & Ashley are in the know, Fuckery, Genevieve Cortese, Genevieve Cortese needs to GTFO, Genevieve who?, Hi i'm Jared. I'm Polish., It's all Jared's fault, Jared and Genevieve say cheese, Jared is ridiculous, Jared Padalecki, Jared Padalecki is hardcore, Jared's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Jen>>>>Gen, Jensen, Jensen Ackles doesn't share bitches, Jensen and Jared are in love, Jensen crip walks all over this bitch, Jensen gives better head than you, Jensen is not amused, LOL beard, My gay pwns your het, NEEDS MOAR JARED TAGS, Nobody licks Jared Padalecki except Jensen Ackles, NYC, Sighting!, Spotted!, WTF is going on here?, WTF is Jensen?, WTF is Sandy Lite?, Yo Jared - WRONG JEN!, Yo Jensen can you dogwatch tonight?

















