February 25, 2011
Awww, shit y’all. It’s finally here! No, not the ~other~ J2’s wedding anniversary… Oh, no… it’s time for SHOW’s annual “Let’s Make Fun of Fandumb Day!” which happens to be my favorite day of the year. Too bad the same shit happens every season… I build up how I think the episode is gonna go in my head only for it to end up being lame as fuck. Still mildly entertaining…but lame. My problem with these episodes is that they tip-toe along the ledge of that fourth wall, but never quite go kamikaze. If you ask fandumb, they’ll tell you SHOW’s gone apeshit and they’re bulldozing that wall & telling normal people all our business, how dare they!
Once…just ONCE, I would love to see Ben Edlund just strap some Halloween fairy wings to his back and fucking jump. If you’re gonna mock, then do it right. Balls to the wall or go home.
Since I’m pretty sure this episode is gonna leave me just as unimpressed and underwhelmed as the Con episode (still wondering WTAF that was), let me tell you how this episode SHOULD go…
February 10, 2011
Previously in Con Etiquette, we thought we’d seen it all when Clif Kosterman was granted his very own Q&A panel. Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly get any more ridiculous, it looks like Creation Entertainment has decided to make fandumb look even more desperate and psycho than usual by hiking up the prices of tickets for Jensen’s and Jared’s appearances
to the equivalent of their salaries…and actually watching us PAY for this shit!
We don’t look ridiculous at all.
So, anyway. In an effort to get us to spend even more of our money in this booming economy, they’ve decided to up the ante by watching us go batshit over tickets to see Jensen performing live with JManns in concert. The going rate these days? $1551.99. God, Jason probably thinks Christmas came early this year.
I bet Christina Aguilera’s never sold a single concert ticket for that price. Then again, I’m assuming Jason knows all the words to his songs.
Anyway, if 60+ people are gonna drop that kinda cash for this shit, then Goddammit, they should be able make song requests with a 100% guarantee or their money back, that Jason and Jensen will sing whatever they’re told to sing. For that kind of money, they should be proper fucking dancing monkeys.
For that kind of money, I should be allowed to sit on Jensen Ackles’ face.
May 24, 2010
Previously in Genealogy 101, we gave you a crash course on the brothers Padalecki. Well, two of them, anyway. But unbeknownst to the rest of the free world, there’s actually a third, much older Padalecki brother. And wouldn’t you know it, just like baby brother, Jared, he too was bitten by the acting bug long long ago. Ladies and Jensen…
We give you Nicolas Padalecki.