Con Etiquette: Requesting the Proper Songs

Previously in Con Etiquette, we thought we’d seen it all when Clif Kosterman was granted his very own Q&A panel. Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly get any more ridiculous, it looks like Creation Entertainment has decided to make fandumb look even more desperate and psycho than usual by hiking up the prices of tickets for Jensen’s and Jared’s appearances to the equivalent of their salaries…and actually watching us PAY for this shit!

 

We don’t look ridiculous at all.

So, anyway. In an effort to get us to spend even more of our money in this booming economy, they’ve decided to up the ante by watching us go batshit over tickets to see Jensen performing live with JManns in concert. The going rate these days? $1551.99. God, Jason probably thinks Christmas came early this year.

I bet Christina Aguilera’s never sold a single concert ticket for that price. Then again, I’m assuming Jason knows all the words to his songs.

Anyway, if 60+ people are gonna drop that kinda cash for this shit, then Goddammit, they should be able make song requests with a 100% guarantee or their money back, that Jason and Jensen will sing whatever they’re told to sing.  For that kind of money, they should be proper fucking dancing monkeys.

For that kind of money, I should be allowed to sit on Jensen Ackles’ face.

JenSIN!Sunday: This is an Obligatory Post

Apparently there’s a con going on. People are there. Things are happening. There should probably be a place to discuss.

Shall we commence?

It’s a goddamn free for all…

A Note From Your Professors: Domestic Disturbance

I have absolutely no intention of watching this shit when it comes back on (at least not till Lisa DIAF on the ceiling), hence the reason we skipped the shit outta SPN Prep this year. I’d rather pretend SHOW ended at 5.  But, anyway, if you’ll kindly direct your attention to the 0:26 mark, I think you’ll find something that is in fact relevant to all of our interests.

GODDAMN, JARED PADALECKI. I SAY GODDAMN!!!

Dirty Secret: Vol 4.0

Group Therapy is now in session, kids. It’s time for another round of Dirty Secrets.  As always, this is your one chance to say what you mean and mean what you say. Just try not to get us sued. Secrets can be SPN related or not. J2 related or not. Personal or not. Anything goes.

We’ll go first!

Let’s see how much things have not changed in a year…

Eye Candygram: Vol. 2.8

It’s Big Daddy’s birfday, yo!

My, how the years have flown by. No, rly. Didn’t he JUST have a birthday, like last week? Anyway, as is tradition round these parts, we like to take this time to impart some wisdom that may help Jared along in certain aspects of his life as he’s well on his way to becoming old as dirt.

Now, seeing as how The Padalecki is hell-bent on becoming a hot shit action hero or something, we want to do all that we can to encourage him to keep looking for that perfect pointless re-make, so that he, too, can one day be this famous.

Some day, Jarrud. Someday.

I think the problem, here, is that perhaps he’s not as open to other genres as he should be. He seems to be all about gaining 50 pounds and beating the shit out of someone. Not that I disapprove. I just think that he should consider other options. And seeing as how there are only about 5 original thoughts left in Hollywood & 4 of them belong to Todd Farmer, we’ve compiled a list of movies that absolutely don’t need to be re-made for Jared Padalecki to consider auditioning for, for when they are, in fact, re-made. In 3-D. For no apparent reason…

Spain!Con: Mmmm papis!

Late post is late but J2 are in Barcelona, y’all

and it’s time for a

FREE FOR ALL!!!

Genealogy 101: FACE/OFF

Previously in Genealogy 101, we gave you a crash course on the brothers Padalecki. Well, two of them, anyway. But unbeknownst to the rest of the free world, there’s actually a third, much older Padalecki brother. And wouldn’t you know it,  just like baby brother, Jared, he too was bitten by the acting bug long long ago. Ladies and Jensen…

We give you Nicolas Padalecki.

Con Etiquette 101: Asking the Proper Questions – All Inclusive Exclusivity

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Previously in Con Etiquette 101, we covered the topic of which inappropriate photos are acceptable to present at the autograph table.  Now, with LA Con coming up this weekend, and seeing as how we’ve also already covered proper photo op protocol, it’s time for another round of Asking the Proper Questions.  Only this time, we’re going to focus on all inclusive topics like wives and fianceés, living arrangements, action hero movie auditions, and all those pesky rumors that just keep popping up amidst all the halfass attempts at heterohappiness.

Because inquiring minds want to know.  And this is probably easier than Facebook stalking. Probably.

And because this tomfoolery is remedial as hell, so why not…

Thirsty Thursday: The FU Edition

As if you bitches need another reason to drink, we’re bringin’ back an old school extracurricular.

It’s Thirsty Thursday, y’all.

Seeing as how we haven’t done this in almost two years, a lot of you are prolly unfamiliar with this format. Y’see, way back in the day, we used to do daily picspams (mostly in the JBox) that correlated with our days of the week, at the time being JP!Thursday, Freestyle!Friday, Sandy!Saturday, JenSIN!Sunday, McLovin!Monday, and Twofer!Tuesday. Then of course, on Wednesday, we rest. But due to new pairings and recent fuckety-induced events, we’ve had to ~update & graduate~ our calendar to *ahem* bigger ‘n better things. Anyway, daily pic!spams were too much work. So we decided to condense them into shotglass versions, and take ‘em all at once.

Some of the days may’ve changed, but the one thing that remains constant? Our week still starts on Thursday. Line ‘em up!!

Blind Item: I kiss Jen…in public

Which TV duo who, up until now, have kept their relationship strictly on the downlow, were spotted yesterday making out in Vancouver airport? The on screen turned off screen duo recently took their relationship to the next level, leaving their third wheel babysitting the dogs – a task they look thrilled to have…