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Hey! You guys remember when Jensen and Jared used to be awesome?
Nerds or ladykillers?
Jensen: Nerd! The word alone is funny.
Jared: Also nerd! Although, people used to say I looked like Matt Damon, now-a-days, sometimes people say I look like Brad Pitt.
Jensen: Yeah, you wish!
Jared: But this is a bit of a tough choice. Who says about himself that he’s a nerd? Or a ladykiller? If that’s the case, you should take your pee to the doctor immediately.
Jensen: Of course we notice the hardcore group of female fans who follow us. It’s extremely flattering, but not something that we concern ourselves with. Just as we don’t wonder which one of us is the most popular. In the first place, the success of Supernatural lies in the story. That doesn’t take away the fact that Jared’s uglier than me and can’t act as well, of course. He can’t help it.
Yeah. I miss it, too.
Blind Item of the Week: Fashun CONscious?
July 25, 2010
Hot off the rumour mill, which gorgeous TV star is reportedly refusing to be seen in public with his fashion challenged co-star – not because of their recent marriages, but because of his best friend’s bad style choices? The equally hot duo used to be very comfortable in each others’ company, but now this wardrobe loving hunk even goes so far as to arrive at the airport an hour early to avoid being photographed with his fashion oblivious friend. If that wasn’t harsh enough, this well dressed wannabe was noticeably absent at last night’s Comic Con party, leaving Fashion Faux-pas to do their promo duties solo, and take along his wife as his date instead. Not that she was complaining. Apparently, she loves the way her hipster cowboy dresses. Or maybe she just likes it when he finally takes it off at the end of the night?
Eye Candygram: Vol. 2.8
July 19, 2010
It’s Big Daddy’s birfday, yo!
My, how the years have flown by. No, rly. Didn’t he JUST have a birthday, like last week? Anyway, as is tradition round these parts, we like to take this time to impart some wisdom that may help Jared along in certain aspects of his life as he’s well on his way to becoming old as dirt.
Now, seeing as how The Padalecki is hell-bent on becoming a hot shit action hero or something, we want to do all that we can to encourage him to keep looking for that perfect pointless re-make, so that he, too, can one day be this famous.
Some day, Jarrud. Someday.
I think the problem, here, is that perhaps he’s not as open to other genres as he should be. He seems to be all about gaining 50 pounds and beating the shit out of someone. Not that I disapprove. I just think that he should consider other options. And seeing as how there are only about 5 original thoughts left in Hollywood & 4 of them belong to Todd Farmer, we’ve compiled a list of movies that absolutely don’t need to be re-made for Jared Padalecki to consider auditioning for, for when they are, in fact, re-made. In 3-D. For no apparent reason…
LA Con! It’s An All You Can Eat!
March 28, 2010
Except for you, B. I think you’ve had enough.
Lawl, Fatty McFatterson.
Apparently Jared ate Gen this morning…or something.
Thirsty Thursday: The FU Edition
March 11, 2010
As if you bitches need another reason to drink, we’re bringin’ back an old school extracurricular.
It’s Thirsty Thursday, y’all.
Seeing as how we haven’t done this in almost two years, a lot of you are prolly unfamiliar with this format. Y’see, way back in the day, we used to do daily picspams (mostly in the JBox) that correlated with our days of the week, at the time being JP!Thursday, Freestyle!Friday, Sandy!Saturday, JenSIN!Sunday, McLovin!Monday, and Twofer!Tuesday. Then of course, on Wednesday, we rest. But due to new pairings and recent fuckety-induced events, we’ve had to ~update & graduate~ our calendar to *ahem* bigger ‘n better things. Anyway, daily pic!spams were too much work. So we decided to condense them into shotglass versions, and take ‘em all at once.
Some of the days may’ve changed, but the one thing that remains constant? Our week still starts on Thursday. Line ‘em up!!
Eye Candygram: Vol. 3.2
March 1, 2010
It’s Jensen’s Third 30th Birthday, You Guys!!
Aaaaand he still fucking looks like that. Asshole.
So, anyway. While Jared Padalecki may be ignoring the birthdays of everyone around him this week, we thought we’d make up for it by doing something special for our dear Jemsem. It’s a very exciting time in his life, what with his impending wedding and with S6 of SHOW being renewed and all, and he’s surely quite busy and perhaps a bit overwhelmed, atm. So, we decided to take one for the team, to see if we can help to alleviate some of the strama in his life.
It’s a difficult task, but shit…someone’s gotta do it…
Lenters ‘R Us: Volume 2
February 19, 2010
So, we’ve decided we’re giving up Jared Padalecki for lent. Yes, all of it…the entire lent season. As most of you know, normally we’d give up both Jensen and Jared for lent. Well, the last week of it anyway.
But srsly, would you just look at this?
If we had to give up Jensen and/or Danneel Ackles, at this point, we’d have to create a suicide pact. Srsly.
UNF, goddamn!
Not So Secret Santa: Day 11
December 24, 2009
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my mentwhores gave to me…
The two straightest men you’ll ever see!!
In other words, Jensen and Jared being gayer than a Christmas sweater.
JenSIN!Sunday: Smell My Face…
December 13, 2009
So, I e-mailed AJ yesterday morning and posed the following question:
Where in the world is Jensen Ackles??
And THIS?… was her reply…
