Con Etiquette: Requesting the Proper Songs
February 10, 2011
Previously in Con Etiquette, we thought we’d seen it all when Clif Kosterman was granted his very own Q&A panel. Just when we thought things couldn’t possibly get any more ridiculous, it looks like Creation Entertainment has decided to make fandumb look even more desperate and psycho than usual by hiking up the prices of tickets for Jensen’s and Jared’s appearances to the equivalent of their salaries…and actually watching us PAY for this shit!
We don’t look ridiculous at all.
So, anyway. In an effort to get us to spend even more of our money in this booming economy, they’ve decided to up the ante by watching us go batshit over tickets to see Jensen performing live with JManns in concert. The going rate these days? $1551.99. God, Jason probably thinks Christmas came early this year.
I bet Christina Aguilera’s never sold a single concert ticket for that price. Then again, I’m assuming Jason knows all the words to his songs.
Anyway, if 60+ people are gonna drop that kinda cash for this shit, then Goddammit, they should be able make song requests with a 100% guarantee or their money back, that Jason and Jensen will sing whatever they’re told to sing. For that kind of money, they should be proper fucking dancing monkeys.
For that kind of money, I should be allowed to sit on Jensen Ackles’ face.
Giving Thanks: The Power of LOVE…Or whatever.
November 25, 2010
As is traditional tradition around here, let’s all say what we’re thankful for.
We’ll go first!
We’re grateful that the look on her face is a clear indication that we can all expect a mini Jensen Ackles in about 9 months.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Jensen says, “YOU’RE WELCOME.”
Dirty Secret: Vol 4.0
August 4, 2010
Group Therapy is now in session, kids. It’s time for another round of Dirty Secrets. As always, this is your one chance to say what you mean and mean what you say. Just try not to get us sued. Secrets can be SPN related or not. J2 related or not. Personal or not. Anything goes.
We’ll go first!
Let’s see how much things have not changed in a year…
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Hey! You guys remember when Jensen and Jared used to be awesome?
Nerds or ladykillers?
Jensen: Nerd! The word alone is funny.
Jared: Also nerd! Although, people used to say I looked like Matt Damon, now-a-days, sometimes people say I look like Brad Pitt.
Jensen: Yeah, you wish!
Jared: But this is a bit of a tough choice. Who says about himself that he’s a nerd? Or a ladykiller? If that’s the case, you should take your pee to the doctor immediately.
Jensen: Of course we notice the hardcore group of female fans who follow us. It’s extremely flattering, but not something that we concern ourselves with. Just as we don’t wonder which one of us is the most popular. In the first place, the success of Supernatural lies in the story. That doesn’t take away the fact that Jared’s uglier than me and can’t act as well, of course. He can’t help it.
Yeah. I miss it, too.
Eye Candygram: Vol. 2.8
July 19, 2010
It’s Big Daddy’s birfday, yo!
My, how the years have flown by. No, rly. Didn’t he JUST have a birthday, like last week? Anyway, as is tradition round these parts, we like to take this time to impart some wisdom that may help Jared along in certain aspects of his life as he’s well on his way to becoming old as dirt.
Now, seeing as how The Padalecki is hell-bent on becoming a hot shit action hero or something, we want to do all that we can to encourage him to keep looking for that perfect pointless re-make, so that he, too, can one day be this famous.
Some day, Jarrud. Someday.
I think the problem, here, is that perhaps he’s not as open to other genres as he should be. He seems to be all about gaining 50 pounds and beating the shit out of someone. Not that I disapprove. I just think that he should consider other options. And seeing as how there are only about 5 original thoughts left in Hollywood & 4 of them belong to Todd Farmer, we’ve compiled a list of movies that absolutely don’t need to be re-made for Jared Padalecki to consider auditioning for, for when they are, in fact, re-made. In 3-D. For no apparent reason…
Yesterday’s News!Today: The Upfront Edition
May 18, 2010
Well, kids. Wedding of the CENTURY is over, and looks like it’s back to business as usual. Jared Padalecki’s crawled back into a hole somewhere to hibernate, not to be seen again for months. Jensen and the HBIC are out clompy stomping around NY in combat boots, being famous and shit. And Ted Casablanca’s back to airing other people’s official business, after the fact.
It’s gonna be a good week!
I’m assuming she’ll be changing her name to Ackles, ASAP. No, really…the quicker the better, D. And I can’t fucking wait to see fandom implode when she does. It will be glorious. In fact, I hope she pulls a Courteney Cox and hyphenates her stage name. I will lawl forever at the butthurt that’s sure to follow from fans claiming that she’s only using Jensen’s name to get more famous. The tears of rage will be DELICIOUS. Soak it all in, bbs. This train’s just pullin’ outta the station… Get on board or get railroaded!
Chemistry 101: Two and a Half Years…
May 14, 2010
It’s about that time, kiddies!
Wedding of the century is here!
Now there seems to be some confusion as to just when and where the big event is taking place. Scotland? Texas? Louisiana? Jared Padalecki’s back yard? No one seems to know. Well, not to worry.
WE’VE FIGURED IT OUT!!!
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The Back-up Plan: Date A Co-Star, Get Married, Buy A Dog Together…Not Necessarily In That Order
April 22, 2010
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HBIC Alert!!!
UNF, Goddamn!
A blowjob to the first person who finds me this picture unwatermarked. Aaaaaaand GO!!!
Freestyle!Friday: Naughty is Nice
April 2, 2010
So, it’s Good Naughty Friday.
And in keeping with tradition, no fucking meat allowed, bitches!!
Her Royal Fierceness says so.
So bow down.
